Chapter 209 Life is like a play (5)
Zhong Lian wanted to say something as he flew out, but was caught by the staff.
He supported Zhong Lian and glanced in Wen Chan's direction with a curse, "Who is that person! So rude!"
Zhong Lian stood up straight and stepped on the man, " Don’t talk about her, that’s my girlfriend!”
Staff: “?”
Zhong Lian pushed him and drove him backstage, "Quickly go! Don't get in the way here."
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Speak for him, but this guy doesn't appreciate it at all, right? ?
Wen Chan watched Xiao Zhonglian pushing people to the temporarily built backstage to prepare.
She grinded her teeth and felt a little uncomfortable.
The first two copies of the relationship were when he was the most normal?
She didn’t dare to think about what he would look like next time.
You can’t just turn into a bunch of cells, right?
Is she here to find a partner, or is she here to take care of the children?
“Are you serious?”
Qin Ji on the side suddenly looked at her sideways.
"Huh?" Wen Chan didn't understand what he meant for a while.
Qin Ji said: "It seems like you have accepted that your boyfriend is just a child."
You are right to say that she is a beast.
Wen Chan rolled her eyes, "Sometimes, I would rather he wasn't."
Qin Ji was confused: "It's not what?"
Wen Chan: "It's not my boyfriend."
Qin Ji: "???"
"So you admit him Is he your boyfriend? Hey, no need You also need to look at the criminal law for love!”
Qin Ji approached Wen Chan and reminded him with a stern tone: “Not only can men not find minors, but women can’t find them either! Besides, he is not even ten years old! ! ”
"You don't understand at all." Wen Chan was still holding Qin Ji's mobile phone in her hand. She pointed to the profile of the spherical man in the photo, "Does this face look like a child?"
< br>Qin Ji took the phone and looked at it carefully, "What do you mean?"
Wen Chan explained: "It means, maybe the child is his disguise."
"..." Qin Ji fell silent.
He suddenly couldn't understand Wen Chan.
Maybe he never understood it.
Just because her appearance as a child may be a disguise, she agreed to become a boyfriend and girlfriend with a stranger?
Is the lack of love too serious?
He was quiet for a while, then suddenly exhaled and said seriously: "I will try my best to be nicer to you in the future. You...as long as you don't like me, you can say anything. Don't be deceived by others. "
A person who lacks love needs others to care about her.
But he was a little hesitant, afraid that Wen Chan would fall in love with him because of his concern.
But seeing how hungry she was, Qin Ji decided to give it a try.
It’s better than watching her be deceived by others.
When Wen Chan heard this, she turned her head and frowned, looking at Qin Ji up and down.
To be honest, when I saw Qin Ji taking off his mask before, he looked quite handsome. He was a standard tough and handsome guy, probably related to his previous career. This face combined with his temperament , placed in Ba Zong's article, fascinated thousands of little white-flowered heroines.
But it's not Wen Chan's cup of tea.
Wen Chan likes small white flowers.
“I’m too lazy to complain.” She looked away with disgust and declined Qin Ji’s kindness.
"I..." Qin Ji opened her mouth to say a few words for herself. From the corner of her eyes, she saw Pang Yue and others squeezing in this way.
He closed his mouth, turned his eyes to the stage, and pretended not to see them.
"The mayor said that the show they performed was very good. It turns out that you two also came out to watch it."
As another female player, Pang Yue is naturally closer to Wen Chan.
She was very familiar with Wen Chan as she approached her.
Wen Chan saw Jiao Si and Yang Qiao following her, and the pattern of the trio seemed to have changed.
They all listened to Jiaos before, but now Jiaos has gone to the back and no longer has the chance to speak.
Wen Chan looked away and asked in a low voice: "Have you met the mayor?"
Pang Yue didn't hide it, "I have met the mayor, and I feel that the mayor is a good person."
Meet When the three of them were standing guard at the door, they were greeted into the big house without saying a word.
Pang Yue found a camera in her suitcase. Since she agreed to help the mayor promote the town, she must take more photos that can promote the town's culture.
Tonight’s troupe is a very good selling point.
Pang Yue is already preparing for a big shoot tonight.
The other two boys looked at the direction of the stage without saying anything, not knowing what they were thinking.
Wen Chan didn’t ask any more questions.
A few people fell silent, feeling an inexplicable disconnect.
Until a member of the theater troupe took a gong and started beating it hard.
This is a sign that the show is about to begin.
The actors of the theater troupe have put on their makeup and changed their costumes. Five of them lined up in a row and went on stage to perform as a group.
First is the simplest magic trick, where flowers, small animals and other gadgets appear out of thin air from a hat.
The audience cheered loudly, and there was even face-changing and fire-breathing afterward.
The series of performances are dizzying.
Wen Chan roughly counted and found that apart from the five performers, there were four more who performed music.
I don’t know if there is anyone backstage, but I haven’t come yet.
Judging from what has appeared, there are currently ten people in this troupe.
Amidst deafening applause and cheers, five performers in groups went down.
After a while, a man dressed as a scholar, holding a folding fan in his hand, slowly came on stage and began to sing a thriller story in a dramatic tone.
As his story unfolds, the background on the stage also begins to change, giving people an immersive experience.
When I was talking about how I could always hear a woman crying at night, a burst of thick smoke suddenly appeared on the stage. When the smoke slowly dissipated, a woman appeared behind the scholar with her back to everyone, sobbing softly. .
The sound is like a dream, suddenly far and now near, making people’s scalp numb.
The hearts of the audience were lifted.
It happens to be getting late, there is no wind and moon tonight, and it is all illuminated by the white lanterns on the stage.
The atmosphere of terror is immediately filled.
Suddenly, the "woman" on the stage slowly turned around, with a face bleeding from all the orifices, and smiled at everyone with a crooked mouth.
“Ah!!!”
Some people in the audience couldn’t bear it and screamed in fright.
The scholar sang: "The Taoist priest took action and cut off the female ghost's head with a sword——"
A Taoist priest rushed out from the side and cut off the female ghost's head with a sword. Blood flew everywhere, and the warm blood even splashed on the faces of the audience in the front row.
The female ghost’s head also flew off the stage, seemingly intending to fall randomly in front of an audience.
Unfortunately, Wen Chan just raised his hand, and his head fell into Wen Chan's arms accurately.
That weird smiling face was still blinking at her.
Wen Chan: "..."
"Ahhhh!!!"
The audience around Wen Chan were so frightened that they retreated and dispersed, not daring to get close to Wen Chan anymore.
Even Pang Yue and Qin Ji beside them couldn't help but take a few steps back.
Wen Chan pursed her lips.
The stage was babbling and singing something, and the headless female corpse started fighting with the Taoist priest.
And Wen Chan saw the head in her arms making some funny expressions, trying to tease her.
Wen Chan raised her hand and covered the other person's eyes.
This is not the scope of any magic at all.
This is how this little monster relies on his "special powers" to work as a "special effects" actor for this theater troupe. After the performance, there was strong applause.
Under the dim light, the scholar held the microphone and said some concluding remarks.
Someone from behind carried the headless "female corpse" down, and then heard the scholar Kai Mai say: "Today's scene has some small interactions. Whoever gets the female ghost's head can come to us Receive a prize.”
“This lady is very lucky!”
He turned his attention to Wen Chan.
Wen Chan looked at the bloody head in her arms.
This blessing is for you, do you want it?
"Hahaha, little sister, please hold your prize and go backstage to receive it."
He made a gesture of invitation, and someone immediately came forward to pick up Wen Chan. .
Qin Ji subconsciously wanted to block it.
Wen Chan pushed him away.
He didn't block the head when it fell off just now. What's the use of blocking it now!
Wen Chan went backstage under the guidance of the staff.
Many people in the audience were still shouting for another one.
Arrived backstage, the sound in front was completely isolated, and she couldn't hear it at all.
The sound insulation effect in the back is really good. Wouldn’t it be very convenient if you want to do something bad?
The person who led Wen Chan into the backstage led her into a lounge, then backed out, closing the door behind her.
There were five men in the lounge, the first five men to perform on stage.
Wen Chan threw her head in her hand and said, "I'm here to receive the award."
Several actors looked at each other, seemingly confused.
"You really picked it up? Why didn't it come from your son or daughter?"
According to the plan, the person who received this head should be a child. Judging from Wen Chan's appearance, she doesn't meet the standards of a child!
The only explanation is that she snatched the head from someone else!
"She picked it up! It was her!"
Before Wen Chan could speak, the head in her hand spoke first.
One of them frowned, pursed his lips, and stared at the head.
I don’t understand why this guy wants to expose himself to outsiders.
If this is the case, then they may have no choice but to silence themselves.
Probably knowing what these people were thinking, the head continued: "This is my girlfriend! Don't have any thoughts about her!"
Wen Chan: "..."
The other five people: "..."
From the moment he received it, Wen Chan knew that the man in his hand disguised as a woman was ultimately a pity.
It’s not the child’s appearance, but the appearance in the photo.
He can indeed switch the size at will.
This did not make Wen Chan happy, but instead reminded her of an unpleasant experience.
She remembered that in a previous copy, he couldn't control the timing of his transformation at all.
There will always be a critical moment when he becomes a kitten who can no longer do certain things.
In the end, she was left alone and anxious to death.
Wen Chan felt that he might do the same this time and turn back into a child at a critical moment.
This is his old routine.
All Wen Chan actually has some... unwillingness to admit.
Because my boyfriend is so unreliable.
"That...um...girlfriend?"
Zhou Lian's head moved in Wen Chan's arms. He didn't know her name yet, and he didn't know what to call her. Okay, I can only shout like this first.
"My body is on the box over there. Can you put my head back?" he asked.
Wen Chan looked around and saw two large boxes.
Two large boxes were put together, and his body was placed on top of them.
Under the watchful eyes of several other people, Wen Chan walked over and pushed Zhong Lian's head back.
Zhou Lian stretched out his hand to support his head, making sure it was not tilted. Then he sat up from the box, wiped off the heavy makeup on his face, and asked with a face that was already stained.
"I am old now, can I be your boyfriend?"
"You have already announced it to others, how can I say no?" Wen Chan put her hands on her hips.
Zhong Lian put one leg on the box and chuckled, "You really like the big ones."
When he was a child, she always disliked him, but when he got older, he immediately agreed.
It seems that he can no longer be a child.
“What on earth is going on?”
A few actors finally realized something was wrong.
Zhong Lian said that this woman was his girlfriend, but now it seems that they are not familiar with each other at all!
I’m afraid I didn’t lie to them!
And...
Isn’t this woman not afraid when she sees such a strange scene?
She was holding the head of a living person just now! He even pushed his head back with his own hands!
She could tell by herself that it wasn't a trick at all!
“I knew you weren’t afraid of me at all.”
Zhou Lian proudly took one of Wen Chan’s hands, “When I was performing on stage just now, I glanced at Everyone in the audience was fascinated, and they were so scared that they didn’t dare to breathe! Your expression seemed... like you thought our performance was boring?”
He bent down, He leaned close to Wen Chan's face and stared at her with a smile.
His hand was still holding Wen Chan's hand, with no intention of letting go.
Wen Chan raised her other hand and grabbed his cheek, gritted her teeth and said, "There is no way! My boyfriend is not normal. If I didn't have strong endurance, I would have been scared to death by him!"
< br>Zhou Lian was stunned for a moment and forgot to cry out in pain.
His cheeks were slightly warm, not sure if it was because of shyness or because she grabbed him.
"Really, I was irresponsible before. Once I saw how big I was, I admitted it so quickly... Don't worry, I won't let you down."
Wen Chan : "..." How did he come up with this topic?
Seeing Wen Chan's expressionless expression, he reached out to pull up his waistband, "Look?"
"Cough cough cough..."
There were coughs one after another all around.
Wen Chan quickly reached out to cover his waistband, pursed her lips, and struggled in her heart for a long time before she said, "I'll see when I get home."
It must be true. To be seen, this opportunity is not to be missed, but not now.
"Okay."
Zhou Lian smiled at her.
The makeup on his face was all smeared, and coupled with the bleeding effect from his seven orifices, his smile was particularly scary.
Wen Chan couldn't bear to look at him and covered his face with her hand.
The people around them obviously wanted to ask questions, but they were suddenly confused by their nonchalant behavior and didn't know what to say.
Covering his face all the time was no solution, Wen Chan wanted to find something to wipe his face with.
Look at his peerless appearance without makeup.
As I was looking around, I suddenly felt the box under Zhong Lian's butt making a sound.
Wen Chan stared.
Zhou Lian immediately tightened his legs.
"Didn't you say you should go home and take a look? At this time, you..."
Wen Chan interrupted him, "What's under your butt?"
Zhou Lian was stunned for a moment, a little embarrassed. Confidence, "You know everything?"
Wen Chan said with a serious face: "I heard it."
Zhou Lian said weakly: "Okay..."
He jumped off the box, turned around and faced Wen Chan with his butt, and whispered, "There is a little tail..."