Chapter 220 Life is like a play (16)
Just now I thought someone would suddenly rush out when I was halfway through.
As a result, this embarrassing thing did not happen, and they didn't even see a single person.
"Then shall we go back?" Zhong Lian asked.
“No rush.”
Wen Chan walked around the cave again and again.
No place to hide was found.
Finally, focus on the furnace.
Zhou Lian, who had been in a poor mental state, hugged her from behind as if he could see what she was thinking.
“You can’t do it, Cicada! Even if there’s no fire underneath, it’s still hot inside!”
Wen Chan calmed down, "You know it well, have you experienced it?"
Zhou Lian: "...Probably, no?"
He didn't remember.
As soon as he realized it, he was already traveling around to find a living.
Wen Chan jumped to the tool table and sat down, folding her hands on her chest, "Then don't hide, just wait here."
When Zhong Lian saw her sitting on it, he suddenly blushed when he remembered the previous battle.
"Cicada, we..."
Wen Chan: "Shut up!"
Shameless, he only has energy when he thinks about such things .
Zhou Lian groaned, jumped up and sat next to Wen Chan.
He leaned his shoulders against hers and kept pushing towards her, wanting to get closer to her, even closer.
In the end, he simply hugged her waist and hung his entire upper body on Wen Chan.
Wen Chan hugged him and said nothing, the two of them sat quietly.
I don’t know how long it took, but Lian finally fell asleep leaning against her.
When Wen Chan was also drowsy, there was finally some movement outside the cave.
They both opened their eyes at the same time and looked towards the rotating wall.
The mayor's nagging voice sounded outside the wall, "It's a good couple, it's a wonderful couple. Even if you get here, you have to have two. This is a blessing from the child god. Hehehehehahahaha... for many years. There is no newborn baby anymore, there will be one soon, there will be one soon..."
He pushed open the wall and entered the door, and his voice stopped suddenly.
Wen Chan and Zhong Lian sat on the tool table, waiting for him for a long time.
The mayor was still holding the little girl who had planned to escape in his hand, but she was stunned and thrown to the mountain.
And the so-called child god who picks up children is actually the mayor himself.
When the mayor saw Wen Chan and Zhong Lian, he was stunned for a moment, then quickly came to his senses,
"You haven't left yet?"
He He swaggered in with the little girl, threw the little girl aside, and went to play with the big melting pot in the middle.
“I also specially left some time for you to pack up and leave, but I am being overly sentimental.”
I didn't expect that after they did what they did, they still wouldn't leave. How shameless.
“So Mayor, you want babies to be used as incense more?”
Wen Chan finally knew why he thought they were a good couple.
When I first learned that she and Zhong Lian were a couple, I was thinking about this sentence.
It turned out to be to let people give him fresh raw materials.
"That's right." The mayor didn't hide it either.
They are already waiting for him in his lair, there is no point in pretending anymore.
“A newborn baby has never experienced the pollution of the world. The oil and ashes boiled out are fragrant. Used to make incense, it is the most nourishing thing.”
“Alas... "
He sighed deeply and continued: "In recent years, all those who can have children have left, and there are still some people who are unwilling to lose their children no matter how much they try to persuade them. In this idle town, ”
"They still don't understand that raising such children will not bring much future."
"I can only do the next best thing. I want people to spread this legend in our town and attract more people." Come here, those who love money, so that I can have more raw materials for making incense."
"Isn't it a pity that you can't leave because you know my secret?"< br>
He pulled out a few sandalwood sticks from behind the furnace and prepared to continue lighting the fire.
“But don’t worry, I won’t let you die for the time being. I will let you give birth to the child before we talk about it.”
"Ah... If you are willing to be a petri dish for my raw materials, I can consider keeping you alive."
At this point, he paused and said to himself: "A pair of you It’s not enough. You can also capture the pair who went back just now.”
That pair should refer to Pang Yue and Yang Qiao who have already gone back.
“How are you so sure that I will get pregnant?” Wen Chan smiled.
The mayor looked back at her, and finally turned his attention to Zhong Lian.
"What? Isn't he good at it?"
What he does is all powerful drugs for men. Generally speaking, if a man is strong enough, there will be no problem.
Zhou Lian is still the mainstay of the troupe, performing many difficult stunts.
His physical fitness should be very good.
"Cicada, is he mocking me?" Zhong Lian pointed at the mayor.
Wen Chan put his hands on the tool table and crossed his legs, "Yes. How about it, do you want to hit him?"
Zhou Lian nodded, "Yes."
"Haha... "
The mayor heard the conversation between the two and couldn't help laughing.
"You have been here for almost a night. After smelling the fragrance for so long, do you still have the energy to talk big? Don't you feel dizzy?"
Wen Chan asked Zhong Lian again: "Are you dizzy?"
Zhu Lian honestly said: "No."
He asked Wen Chan's opinion before entering the cave and had already held his breath. .
It was because he felt uncomfortable after entering the cave. He had already had a desire for Cicada, but as soon as his desire increased, he knew that something was wrong with the fragrance in the cave.
Then he quickly took a few more puffs and successfully asked Cicada to help him.
Later, he listened to Wen Chan's words and stopped breathing. He squinted again just now, but now his mind was clear.
Wen Chan jumped down from the tool table and walked towards the mayor, "Mayor, sometimes, if you stay in the same place for a long time without going out to see the world, you will lack knowledge. . There is a word called sitting in a well and looking at the sky, which suits you very well. "
"What do you mean?" The mayor threw the last piece of sandalwood into the stove, patted the ashes on his hands, and stood up.
Wen Chan stood still in front of him and smiled at him, "Teacher Wen's class has started!"
"Different species generally cannot mate, and even if they mate successfully, they cannot produce children. fertile offspring, this phenomenon is called reproductive isolation ”
"So your plan failed from the beginning."
The mayor: "?"
"Who is a different species from whom?" No, why is he a little confused? ?
Aren’t they human?
"Cicada said I am not a human being."
Zhong Lian didn't know when he walked up behind Wen Chan, hugged her from behind, and rested his chin on Wen Chan's shoulder.
With beautiful peach blossom eyes, he stared at the mayor innocently and innocently.
Mayor: "???"
"Are you happy to say that you are not a human being? You must be an idiot!"
"Hee hee, I am not originally. "Zhou Lian grinned.
Not long after he confessed to Cicada, Cicada was not afraid of him at all, so he did not hide his identity at all.
The expression on the mayor's face gradually faded. Wen Chan gestured towards Zhong Lian behind him, "Zhong Lian, come on! Bite him!"
"Yes!"
Zhong Lian responded subconsciously , let go of her and take a step forward.
The next second, she turned back uncertainly and asked, "Cicada, can I really bite him?"
"Yes! Get rid of harm for the people!" Wen Chan clenched her fists and made an encouraging gesture towards him .
“Oh!”
Finally Lian was excited.
He shook his neck, suddenly opened his mouth, two fangs came out, and his pupils turned red instantly.
It was like a vampire coming out of the darkness, already targeting the mayor as its prey.
Looking at this formation, the mayor was indeed a little scared at first.
But after seeing Zhong Lian's appearance, he suddenly laughed out loud.
“I thought it was some kind of monster, but it turned out to be a wandering zombie.”
“Unfortunately, my ancestor happened to have learned a few tricks to deal with wandering zombies.”
The mayor took out a mahogany sword from nowhere and pointed it at Zhong Lian.
Looks like he really has a lot of trouble.
Zhou Lian tilted his head, seeming a little confused.
After staring at the mayor for a while, he turned back and complained to Wen Chan: "Cicada, is he sick? Use a sword made of wood to fight."
Wen Chan watched. She opened and closed his mouth and rubbed his two fangs on his lips. Wen Chan was afraid that he would bite her.
She reminded, "Be careful with your teeth."
"Oh...hiss! It hurts!"
As soon as Wen Chan finished speaking, Zhong Lian's teeth scratched her Blood seeped out of his lips instantly.
Wen Chan: "..." The thing he was most worried about happened.
In order to prevent Wen Chan from seeing his embarrassed appearance, Zhong Lian immediately covered his mouth and turned his head to glare at the mayor.
The mayor looked puzzled.
Why are you staring at him?
What does it have to do with him?
But...
"The corpse should stay in the soil. It's your fault if it comes out to scare people."
As he spoke, he took his peach wood sword and slashed at Zhong Lian.
Zhou Lian raised his hand and grabbed his peach wood sword, snatched it away and broke it into two pieces.
"You look down on me a little too much!"
Mayor: "???"
What's going on?
Aren't these ghosts supposed to be afraid of the Taomu Sword?
Zhou Lian threw the broken peach wood sword at the mayor's feet, pretending to be fierce, and rushed towards him with bared teeth and claws.
The two of them started fighting with their bare hands.
Wen Chan thought she could see some exciting fighting scenes, but what happened to this primary school student fighting now?
You punch me and I punch you. Now this one is pushing that one to the ground, and now that other one is pushing this one to the ground.
She hadn't seen such a simple fighting method for a long time.
What are you doing!
She walked over and picked up the little girl that the mayor had left aside, and gently placed her in the cave outside the wall, allowing her to take shelter outside temporarily.
Go back and close the rotating wall.
Looking at Zhong Lian and the mayor, they were already pulling each other’s hair.
Zhong Lian had a relatively long braid and could grasp it accurately. He followed the mayor's example and grabbed the mayor's hair.
As a result, the mayor’s hair was short and he couldn’t pull it out after a long time.
"Cicada! What should I do if I don't know how to fight!"
Zhou Lian screamed as he was dragged.
Wen Chan shouted: "Bite him!"
Zhong Lian: "...I can't hold it in my mouth. It smells bad."
His teeth have already been retracted.
Wen Chan: "..."
"You corpse, you have the nerve to despise other people's smell? You die!" The mayor angrily took out a talisman from his body and pasted it on On the last pity's forehead.
Zhou Lian stopped immediately.
He seemed to be frozen, motionless.
The mayor slipped out from under him and panted: "I still have a copper coin sword. I don't believe you will survive today!"
He seemed to have a treasure bag on his body, and it was inexplicable. He took out a copper coin sword and slashed at Zhong Lian who was still in the same posture as before.
At this moment, Zhong Lian suddenly raised his hand, grabbed his sword again, and took it from his hand.
After receiving the copper coin sword, he quickly got up from the ground and ran towards Wen Chan happily, "Cicada, we are rich!"
Wen Chan, who was about to take action: "..."
The mayor who lost another treasure: "..."
Finally, he handed the copper coin sword to Wen Chan like a treasure. Cicada reached out and took it, holding it in his hand and throwing it away.
It’s quite substantial.
She calmly said to Zhong Lian, "I won't fight and step aside."
Zhong Lian stepped back obediently, but did not forget to cheer for her, "Come on Cicada, beat him to death!"
Wen Chan raised her eyes and looked at Zhen Zhen, who had no weapon in her hand and was a little embarrassed that she didn't know where to put her hands. Mayor, he chuckled and said, "Mayor, you are right about one thing. The corpse should stay in the In the soil, what does it mean for people like you who make psychedelic incense to prevent the dead from resting in peace?"
"There is one more thing to clarify. He is not a corpse. So these things of yours..."
Wen Chan casually held a sword flower on her arm.
“It’s no use to him.”
"But... it should be quite painful to hit someone."
She gripped the sword tightly and rushed towards the mayor.
Seeing that the sword in his hand was about to hit the mayor on the head.
The mayor suddenly made a plop, knelt on the ground, clasped his hands, and began to cry loudly, "Please, please spare me, for the sake of how much I have done for this town..."
Wen Chan: "..."
"What have you done?" Hasn't this town not developed at all in so many years?
The mayor lay on the ground and cried: "Aren't we asking you to help promote Cangyang Town? When Cangyang Town becomes famous, there will be more and more travelers like you in the future. This will raise the economic level of Cangyang Town, and everyone will be rich!"
"Cicada lied to you!"
I will be there for you in the end! He shouted in front of him: "He just wants to make you famous, and then let more people know the legend of Wawa Mountain in Cangyang Town. Then more greedy outsiders will come to lose their children."
Wen Chan looked back at him and finally sat back down on the tool table without knowing when, resting her hands on the edge of the table, swinging her legs leisurely, looking back at her with a smile.
Wen Chan withdrew his gaze and said to the mayor: "Did you hear that? Anyone with a discerning eye knows your intentions, and you are not afraid of being laughed at if you say such things."
The mayor has stopped crying, and he sits down On the ground, he was no longer afraid that Wen Chan would chop him with a sword.
Besides the pain, no blood can be seen when hitting someone with this kind of sword.
"Young man, I have a question."
At this moment he began to speak in an elder's tone again.
Wen Chan didn't know how to evaluate this person for a moment. How could he change so much in just a few minutes?
He didn't care whether Wen Chan answered or not, and said to himself: "I can see that you two have a very good relationship. If one day he leaves you, what will you do?"
Wen Chan raised her hand and pinched her eyebrows, and said helplessly: "Have you started?"
The villain died in the part where he talked too much.
So familiar, so familiar!