Chapter 1167 Why didn't you tell me earlier
"No, brother Jianwen, I really want to tell you a secret..." Chen Yushu said aggrievedly.
"You really want to tell me a secret? What secret do you want to tell me?" An Jianwen asked with a frown.
"Brother An, it's not good! Something big happened!" Su Taizao rushed over from a short distance away and said out of breath.
"Wait a minute, what's the big deal? Wait until sister Xiao Shu tells me the secret!" An Jianwen waved his hand, signaling Su Tai to calm down.
"Brother Jianwen, actually I want to tell you that Xiaoxiao wants to put a crab in your pants..." Chen Yushu said.
"Then just tell me. What did you shout suddenly? Do you want to deafen me?" An Jianwen looked at Chen Yushu helplessly.
"No, I shouted because Xiaoxiao was here just now, and she put crabs in your pants. I happened to see it, so I was startled, so I screamed!" Chen Yushu was embarrassed. said.
"Gah!" An Jianwen suddenly jumped up again, covering his crotch with both hands, and cold sweat started to fall from his forehead: "It's pinched, it hurts me to death!"
"Oh, brother Jianwen, I've told you the secret. I'm leaving first. You can continue to hurt your balls!" Chen Yushu waved to An Jianwen, turned around and left.
An Jianwen held his crotch and jumped on the ground. He didn't dare to take off his pants in public, so he could only run to the tent.
Arrived inside the tent, An Jianwen took off his swimming trunks in three quick strokes, and a small crab happened to be caught on An Jianwen's eggs.
"Taizao, come and help me, I can't use my strength!" An Jianwen called Su Taizao depressingly to come over and help.
"Little crab, come down quickly, it's not fun over there..." Su Taizao lowered his head and said to the little crab.
"Are you a crab? Can he understand what you are saying? Hurry and help, help me get it!" An Jianwen was so angry. How long has it been and you are still talking to a crab? Is there something wrong?
Su Tai didn't dare to say anything for a long time, and carefully stretched out his hand to pull the little crab, but this pull made An Jianwen burst into tears: "Oh my god, that's nonsense!"
"This...but it won't come down if you don't pull it!" Su Tai was already at a loss and didn't know whether he should continue pulling or stop.
"Aren't you more careful? Open its clip first?" An Jianwen said.
"This... let me try..." Su Taizao nodded carefully.
As a result, a nonsense show of howling ghosts and wolves was staged in the tent, and a veritable pain in the ass was born.
But the instigators over there, Chen Yushu and Feng Xiaoxiao, went back as if nothing had happened and continued to mess with Lin Yi, Chu Mengyao, and Tang Yunxiao.
"What's wrong with An Jianwen? He seems to be injured?" Chu Mengyao didn't know what happened to An Jianwen, so she asked a little strangely. An Jianwen's screams were so shrill that Chu Mengyao could hear them from such a distance.
“His balls hurt.” Chen Yushu said.
"Eggs... eggs hurt?" Chu Mengyao's face suddenly turned red. Although egg pain is an Internet term, most of the people who say it are men. After all, girls don't have eggs, so it's not elegant to say it. , especially Chu Mengyao, did not know how to speak such words. At this time, hearing Chen Yushu say this, she was naturally a little embarrassed.
It’s just that Chu Mengyao is a little puzzled. An Jianwen is so good, why does his balls hurt?
"His eggs were caught by a crab!" Feng Xiaoxiao explained to Chu Mengyao.
"Huh?" Chu Mengyao was suddenly stunned. Although she didn't know what it felt like to be caught in a crab's egg, she was afraid it wouldn't be any better. She couldn't help but sigh: "Why is he so unlucky? How can he still be...sucked by that? "
"I released the crab," Feng Xiaoxiao said.
“Huh?” Chu Mengyao suddenly had a headache. It turned out to be Feng Xiaoxiao’s fault? Looking at Chen Yushu's understanding look, I'm afraid these two people worked together to do it. An Jianwen was unlucky enough, how did he meet these two demon kings?
"Can nothing happen?" Chu Mengyao asked worriedly.
"No, it's just a little crab. It will be injured at most, but it won't be killed by pinching it." Chen Yushu said.
On An Jianwen's side, he finally tried his best to tear off the crab, but An Jianwen's egg was also torn, and he jumped in pain.
"Damn it, damn crab, dead crab, I will step on you to death!" After An Jianwen got the crab off, the prenatal trainer stepped on it.
But because it was sand, the crab was fine. He stepped on the beach. The crab was anxious, stretched out its clip and clicked it, and then pinched An Jianwen's toes. superior.
"Ouch——" An Jianwen screamed again.
Half an hour later, An Jianwen limped out of the tent with his egg in his hands. The egg and toes had been bandaged. He was in pain. As he walked, he asked Su Taizao: "By the way, what did you say just now?" Something big has gone wrong. Report to me if there is anything big. What happened? "
An Jianwen then remembered that Su Tai had wanted to talk to him about something before, but he was so frightened by Chen Yushu that he didn't pay attention. Now he suddenly thought I got up, so I asked.
"That's it, Brother An, I wanted to tell you before that Feng Xiaoxiao threw a crab into your pants, but now it's no longer necessary..." Su Taizao said with a bitter face. .
"What!" An Jianwen almost jumped up from the ground: "You said Feng Xiaoxiao threw this crab? Did you see it? Why didn't you tell me earlier?"
An Jianwen remembered that when Su Taizao was screaming, the crab hadn't bitten the egg yet. In other words, if he had discovered it in time, this tragedy would not have happened?
Thinking of this, An Jianwen's face suddenly became extremely ugly!
"But, I had to say before, you told me to wait until sister Xiaoshu tells you the secret..." Su Taizao said weakly.
"Huh?" An Jianwen was stunned for a moment, but after thinking about it carefully, it seemed that this was indeed what happened at that time. He had indeed asked Su Tai to wait for a while... In this way, An Jianwen could only You consider yourself unlucky, and who can blame you?
An Jianwen looked at Chen Yushu and Feng Xiaoxiao with a trace of resentment, but because they were Chu Mengyao's friends, An Jianwen couldn't afford to have an attack on the spot. If he really had an attack, he would be making trouble. Just for fun, what can you do?
So, An Jianwen gritted his teeth, endured the pain, pretended that nothing was wrong, and walked towards the seaside.
Seeing that An Jianwen was jumping around a moment ago, but now everything is fine, Chen Yushu was suddenly confused! However, after a brief observation, I immediately noticed the bitter look on his face, and knew that he was pretending. (End of this chapter)