Chapter 181 Yan Zi
This piece was originally an ensemble of harp and flute, but now the zither has been replaced by the guzheng and the Xiao has been replaced by the violin. The effect is quite good and even triggered a chorus from the students in the audience.
When the song ended, Zhou Zhi came on stage and said, "Wow, can you guys agree on the performance of Sister Mengmeng and Xu Jingfei?"
The audience roared with applause.
"Then the pressure on the performers of the next show will be great. Let me see which class it is..." Zhou Zhi pretended to take out a hand card: "The next show, Jia Chuanyan Son, acting class, Grade 1, Grade 2, performer, Zhou...Zhou Zhi.”
Except for the first-year students, everyone in the audience knew Zhou Zhi, and there was a burst of laughter.
The first baggage is here.
Zhou Zhi put down the microphone helplessly, put the card in his pocket, picked up the microphone again, and said in Jiachuan dialect: "Hello everyone, I am Zhou Zhi."
This person in the audience The first time I laughed harder, the second time the baggage rang again.
“Many people don’t know what ‘yanzi’ is. In fact, it is very simple. It is a stand-up comedy, but it is a ‘stand-up comedy’ performed in dialect.”
"The reason why our class wants to produce such a program is because our class teacher, Lao Xu, came to me not long ago and said that we, as sophomores in high school, should focus on our studies instead of spending time and energy on programs like this. Just leave it to the lower grade students to do their best. "
"As for our class, we will just go through the motions and deal with Secretary Hua, Deputy County Magistrate Tang, and the highly respected Principal Zhao who are watching carefully in the audience, um..."
< br>This is quite meaningful, and the audience immediately laughed like crazy.
Hua Yuliang couldn't help but laugh. This kid's humor, as long as it doesn't play on him, is quite pleasing to the eye.
He even gloated a little and asked Zhao Shangzhong in a low voice: "Where is the Lao Xu that this kid talks about sitting?"
"Secretary, these programs have been reviewed by the school. This is just for the effect of the program." Zhao Shangzhong was very embarrassed.
In the previous jokes, only myself, Secretary Hua and Deputy County Magistrate Tang were added by this kid for temporary cash.
But you can’t say that he was wrongly added. The principal can’t be bigger than these two, right?
Just listen to Zhou Zhi continue to perform: "Then I discovered a lot of things from Lao Xu's words, you know? Then I used one word to sum up this phenomenon, double standards."
"What do you mean? Take Lao Xu as an example. He has two systems of judgment in his mind for judging things."
"As far as the program is concerned, our beloved class teacher, Comrade Xu, has automatically classified our class, Class 1, Grade 2, as a group, and then classified all classes other than ours as a group. Made another group."
"For the two groups, Lao Xu's attitude is different."
"For the two groups. He believes that our group should always focus on learning."
"But the problem is that while he thinks so about us, he is also full of expectations for the programs of other classes!"
The audience burst into laughter, and everyone immediately understood the meaning of the "double standards" in Zhou Zhi's mouth.
"I even thought my show wasn't exciting enough, so I went to Class 3 to watch Teacher He Xiu rehearse the dance for the students in their class! How could this make me feel so embarrassed?"
"Boom..." I laughed even more now. Awesome.
“Then I couldn’t figure it out, so I asked him, since you think everyone in our class should study hard, why did you single me out of the show when there were so many people in the class? ? Am I not from the first class? ""Then Lao Xu said, um..."
This um tastes exactly the same as the previous one. It is clear that it is perfunctory and Not interested.
This is also a double standard, indicating that the head teacher has actually given up hope on Zhou Zhi. After the previous foreshadowing, there is no need to explain anymore, and he starts laughing again.
Next, Zhou Zhi acted anxiously waiting for answers several times, each time eliciting even greater laughter.
Finally, Zhou Zhi said helplessly to the direction of his class in the audience: "Old Xu, the new year is coming. My New Year's wish is that I hope you can give me the answer before the New Year's bell ends. ."
Then he hit his chest twice with his fist. Pointing to the audience: "Waiting for you."
All the teachers and students in the audience laughed like crazy. Zhou Zhi's performance was very natural. You teased the class teacher in a way that you had never appeared in any previous program, even... The students couldn't imagine it, and they laughed and applauded wildly.
The following Zhou Zhi started to go crazy, such as "There is a kind of cold that grandma thinks you are cold." "In the eyes of the elderly, the autumnal equinox without autumn pants is an imperfect autumnal equinox." Such golden sentences kept popping up, laughing. You have to lean forward and back together under the stage.
Then I also played a spot.
“The biggest double standard is today, right now, right here.”
“Look at the makeup on my face, it was painted by our beloved teacher He Xiu And she is very satisfied with what she made with her own hands..." Zhou Zhi circled her face with her fingers: "This is quite satisfactory."
"I am. Looking at her beautiful face with exquisite make-up, a question popped up in my mind, which I have been holding back until now." Zhou Zhi started the familiar roll call again: "Teacher He, let me ask you, are you right? Are you satisfied with the makeup you put on, or are you more satisfied with the makeup you put on us? Why is there such a big difference between the two? ”
When He Xiu put makeup on Zhou Zhi before, she did hide a little revenge. She had no idea that Zhou Zhi would take revenge in such a way so soon.
The students all turned to look at He Xiu. Even some students who could not see her from a distance stood up. The difference between the makeup on their faces was too huge, and the contrasting effect was too funny. .
He Xiu could not reason with Zhou Zhi now, so he could only cover his face with his hands and bend down, his shoulders shaking with laughter.
After a lot of laughter, Zhou Zhi began to summarize: "So, double standards are actually something that each of us encounters and is constantly implementing. I hope that everyone will try their best to deal with things in the future. Unify the standards."
"Of course after this incident, although every program today is very exciting, I still hope that everyone can give me a double standard of applause."
"Thank you everyone, I am Zhou Zhi."
Because of this last paragraph, the entire program has come to a full circle. After talking about the badness of double standards for a long time, I still have to have a double standard. What does it mean? Nothing has changed.
The students laughed wildly and clapped wildly. They used this program to create a slightly dull atmosphere in the middle of the performance. This goal was achieved.
The program continued until the end, ending with Guan Tingting's melodious and passionate solo "My Motherland".
After simple rearrangement and connection, the overall effect was a level higher than before. This performance was quite successful.
Hua Yuliang and Tang Dihua watched the performance with gusto until the end, and then went on stage with the guests and took photos with the main staff.
Backstage, Guan’s mother was also taking group photos of her classmates, which was thoughtful.
Don’t underestimate these group photos. You can make some extra money by printing them per head. At least a meal of fat chicken soup and grilled eel with green bamboo shoots is more than enough.
(End of this chapter)