Chapter 942
There are twelve dormitories on Zhou Zhi’s floor. Most of them are Chinese language and literature majors, and there are others.
Everyone is envious of the two dormitories in one class, which are on a first-come, first-served basis near the water.
At the same time, I also resented the school for putting three department students in the same class. It was so cruel and inhumane.
Especially today, the people in Room 401 acted as flower protectors. This matter has now spread throughout the dormitory, so when Zhou Zhi and Zhao Xing entered the bathroom, everyone looked at them with suspicion.
When everyone inquired about it, they found out that these two idiots did not participate in today's "grand event". They couldn't help but beat their chests and scolded them as fools.
As he was talking, someone started to attack him personally. In a dormitory, there was a tall and handsome boss named Zhang. Pingzi was handsome and his balls looked like Fei Xiang. The roommates were all weak, especially Zhao Xing. Not only was he shorter than Zhou Zhi, he was also nicknamed "Monkey", so even if he went there, there would be no chance of success.
This time, Zhao Xing, who had just hoped to find his girlfriend to have a soft meal with sweets and wine, was so angry that he took a basin to collect cold water and launched a physical attack. Of course, the other party had to fight back, and the two sides immediately started a fight. Tough water fight.
After the newly arrived gangsters suffered unparalleled disasters, the scale of the war tended to expand.
Until the shouting attracted the dormitory aunt, the dormitory aunt roared fiercely: "Whoever dares to throw water and waste again, I will come in and arrest them! I don't care whether you are naked or not!" He immediately calmed down. this war.
When they came out of the bathroom, everyone started laughing and hugging each other again.
In particular, I heard that Zhou Zhi can make a small amplifier, and many dormitories are asking about it.
After being reminded, Zhou Zhi turned on the amplifier when he returned to the dormitory and started playing. Michael Jackson's classic "BLACKORWHITE" suddenly sounded in the dormitory building.
Then Zhou Zhi took a spoon and banged it on Xu Gang's washbasin: "Everyone who can dance will come out and do the moonwalk-"
One voice really caused a lot of trouble. Man, as for why we use Xu Gang's washbasin, it's because this baby's basin is made of stainless steel, while Zhou Zhi's basin is made of plastic or enamel. Either it won't work or the enamel shell will be knocked off.
The second-year students in middle school had a lot of fun. Zhao Hua from the Department of Philosophy was able to imitate Michael Jackson's very classic movement of standing with a large tilt, but in the end he leaned his shoulders against the wall of the corridor, and then bounced his shoulders again. When he came back, although it was tricky, it was lifelike, and it attracted cheers and whistles from a group of people.
"Elbow elbow, come here!" Li Cunbao, who was in the opposite dormitory, dragged Zhou Zhi to their dormitory 402: "I heard that you also like writing? Come and make some strokes."
"䱱This equipment is professional!" Zhou Zhi saw that there was a thick felt covering on the desk in the middle: "It's made of pure wool and has no balls. How dare you be so extravagant!"
But the paper and pen were just ordinary. Liu Cunbao probably bought them from the tuck shop. Zhou Zhi smiled and said, "Hey, you went to Wuhou Temple today?"
The table is covered with rice paper, and on the other side is a copybook, which is a rubbing of Yue Fei's famous calligraphy stone "Chu Shi Biao" in Wuhou Temple.
"Well, I went to Wuhou Temple and thatched cottage." Wei Zhijiang said beside him, shaking a folding fan in his hand: "I also bought this."
"What should I write about?" Zhou Zhi After pondering for a while: "Write a poem."
"Write a poem?"
Zhou Zhi stopped talking and started writing.
Liu Cunbao followed the words written by Zhou Zhi and read:
"The moon is as frosty as the moon in Guanlouqu,
Gong Jin was extremely mad at that time.
Selling out talents and taking jasper,
In front of you is still Luoyang makeup."
"Is this about Xiao Qiao?" They are both majoring in Chinese, and Wei Zhijiang is also quite good: "If you want to win the attention of Zhou Lang, you always forget to play the string. This is a reverse use of this allusion, right?"< br>
"Yes." Zhou Zhi smiled and said: "It's not a good poem, just written for fun."
"It's a bit ironic." Liu Cunbao nodded: "It's ironic that Zhou Gongjin worked for the local warlord for the sake of women. , but forgot that we should help the Han Dynasty."
"That's what it means, whose poem is this?" Wei Zhijiang asked. "I just made it up." Zhou Zhi smiled and said: "Don't worry about the content, just read the words."
"You have gone too far." Wei Zhijiang laughed and said: "Cunbao is called You came here to write with the intention of showing off, but you are obviously a slap in the face!”
"Hahaha..." Liu Cunbao didn't care at all: "You can't hit him. This guy is a professional, and the slap is too high. Even if I put my face close to him, if he dares to hit him, he will be embarrassed."
" What do you mean?" Wei Zhijiang was a little confused.
“I’ve heard a joke.” Zhou Zhi smiled and said: “Two ordinary people were arguing over whether to use matches or incense to ignite a rocket. A real rocket expert passed by. As long as they said a word, That counts as the expert losing.”
< br>"Hahahahaha..." Wei Zhijiang laughed so hard that he glared after he finished laughing: "To save some face! He came to our dormitory pretending to be an expert!"
"I have to go now, boss. Call me from the other side." Zhou Zhi quickly left.
When he returned to 401, everyone looked happy. Zhang Qianyi said: "When are you guys going to pick up the goods? We have already registered more than 60 units here."
"So "How much?"
"How much?" We only walked one building." Li Dongping said with a smile: "If the samples were not gone, we would definitely register more."
"What do you mean? Isn't there ten samples?"
< br>“Already sold.”
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Huang Ruishan took out two hundred and forty yuan: "There is also a commission of ten yuan. The boss bought melon seeds and peanuts from the dormitory aunt. "
"Boss, you should take your time and spend your time." Zhou Zhi said with a smile while collecting the money: "My brothers have settled the accounts, so these ten machines will have no performance, and I have to sell a hundred more to get yours. "
Zhang Qianyi patted the registration book: "There are more than sixty here. Is it difficult to get one hundred units? I'm afraid you can't keep up with the supply!"
"One hundred sets will definitely be no problem." Xu Gang took out the peanuts and melon seeds and put them on the table for everyone to eat: "But should we invite some girls in?"
"I want to go together. ," Zhao Xing said: "I was just encouraging Zhou Zhi to sell out his appearance and let him win over Li Yijia."
"Get out!" Zhou Zhi said, "Myself. If you want to go, just say you want to go, don't use me as a shield..."
At this moment, I heard a roar from the other side: "Who wrote this bad poem? Why are you posting it on the door? Come on! Hurry up!"
"What's wrong?" I heard Liu Cunbao ask: "Is it good?"
"This damn elbow!" said the voice outside: "Connect the first word of each sentence and read it!"
"Guan... Gong... sells... noodles?" Wei Zhijiang's voice The voice sounded: "Boss, what do you mean?"
"Guan Gong sells noodles." The person who saw through Zhou Zhi's writing mechanism was the head of 402, named Wu Guiye. Just came back from outside: "What the hell are you talking about us..."
"Although people are strong, goods are weak!" Zhou Zhi suddenly shouted here: "Close the bottle quickly!"
"Hahahaha..." All the 401 people who were suddenly quiet and eavesdropping with their ears suddenly burst into arrogant laughter.
"I'll kill it with my brothers!" Liu Cunbao roared: "Drag out the dead elbow and clean it up!"
(End of this chapter)