Chapter 255 Chapter 254: The young man is not talented and has not won the favor of the lady
“If you write a song on the spot, we will believe that you are eighteen centimeters long, otherwise we will not believe it.”
Jiang Ci saw this The barrage was a little bit dumbfounding.
Then Jiang Ci looked at the screen and compromised helplessly: "Since you want to see me write a song live, then I will write one live." Then Jiang Ci took his backpack and took out a The book with the musical notation,
in front of countless audiences, began Composing music, Jiang Ci blocked it with his hands, and said: "This song has not yet registered copyright. Although someone has registered it at this time, I can get it back through a lawyer, but that will be more troublesome. After I finish writing Register the copyright and sing it live for everyone.”
Five minutes later, Jiang Ci registered the copyright, and then posted the copyright number on the public screen of the live broadcast room, asking them to check whether it was just registered.
“Holy shit, shit, it’s true, Jiang Ci is a thief, hurry up and sing, the copyright registration time is synchronized with Jiang Ci’s operation time.”
"Okay, don't worry, everyone, I'm going to get the guitar first." After saying that, Jiang Ci stood up, went to the bed in his dormitory, took out the guitar, returned to the computer desk, and said to the audience: " Thank you for having so many fans I'm really happy to hear me sing this song. At the same time, I believe some netizens in the live broadcast room are also very happy, such as the group of people who made me the number one fan of Caibian. Please enjoy the lyrics written by Jiang Ci below. , the new song "The Young Master Goes North" is composed, but the lyrics I want to sing are partially modified. "
The young man is not talented
Not favored by the lady
I've been harassing the lady for a long time
Don't blame the lady
The lady is walking north
Xiaosheng, I'm looking south
I'll say goodbye to this life
Unforgettable
May you have warm winters
May you not be cold in spring
May you have lights when it gets dark
Umbrellas when it rains
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After singing this, the door of Jiang Ci's dormitory opened.
The three animals in the dormitory came back, and Jiang Ci stopped playing the strings.
“Damn it, Lao Jiang, you are so free, you are holding the guitar.” He Yong came behind Jiang Ci carelessly and patted Jiang Ci on the shoulder.
"Don't make trouble, I'm live broadcasting now, there are many fans. By the way, where are you three going?" Jiang Ci looked curiously at Liang Hai who was feeling a little depressed after entering the door.
"Ahem, Brother Hai's Japanese girlfriend is going back to China, and Brother Hai has broken up with someone else." Zhang Long replied immediately.
"Nima, let's break up if we break up. We don't want you to go to Japan because of your mutual love, right?" Jiang Ci asked suspiciously. , I It's enough to go alone. She needs to take me with her. If she takes me, I won't be able to do it well. My brother's killing of thousands of Japanese people has only been completed in one kill, and there is still 999 left. "Liang Hai suddenly said. He said arrogantly.
"Okay, I know you are awesome, come on, play the game and abuse the newbies." Jiang Ci said to a few people, changing the topic by the way, and Nima appeared in Jiang Ci's live broadcast room. Already exploded,
" Damn it, is Jiang Ci's roommate so awesome? He wants to kill thousands of Japanese people. This is too awesome."
"Old Jiang Ci, start singing, keep singing. , what do you mean?”
Jiang Ci said to the netizens in the live broadcast room: "Let's continue playing games. Now we are the four blacks. As for singing, we will talk about it later."
He Yong asked: "Lao Jiang, you are riding a horse. We’re not even online yet. What do you mean by letting us play the game?”
Jiang. He said apologetically: "Uh, I'm sorry, I'm in the new area, Sea of Watch, game ID [length 18 centimeters]."
"Shit, shit, Lao Jiang, you have to be serious ." Everyone in the dormitory was instantly excited. These people are going to have an incredible rhythm.
While He Yong and the others were trying to come up with a name to compete with Jiang Ci, Jiang Ci's phone rang.
"What's the matter?"
"Okay, okay, tell me her ID and I'll add her as a friend, and then we'll live broadcast Wuhei together." This inexplicable phone call made everyone in the dormitory Everyone looked at Jiang Ci,
Jiang Ci said: "A female anchor of this Black Cat live broadcast platform wants to join us in black and white. Five blacks."< br>
“Old thief Jiang Ci, you, the one who stepped on the horse, finished singing that song. Damn it, I, the one who stepped on the horse, have no choice but to accept this piece of shit like Jiang Ci. You are simply not a human being. You write poems in fragments, novels in fragments, short stories to dig holes, and you sing with poison. Nowadays, live broadcasts and singing have to be in fragments. Please be a human being.”
At this time, Jiang Ci saw a message from a friend who added him as a friend.
Just seeing the name was a bit impressive.
After the five people entered the room and waited for matching, everyone saw each other’s ID names and they were dumbfounded.
Jiang Ci ID [length 18 centimeters]
He Yong ID [circumference nearly 10 centimeters]
Liang Hai ID [radius 2.5 centimeters]
Zhang Long ID [tongue can be tied]
Civet Cat ID [36 waist]
This one is called civet cat The female live broadcaster should be the prince, most likely the one she met at the Shashi Hotel last time.
At this moment, netizens on the Internet went crazy after seeing the names of these five people.
Jiang Ci looked at the surging barrage in the live broadcast room, and then asked: "A friend went to the civet live broadcast room next door to help me see if her ID is fake? Oh my God, is it really terrible? ”
In fact, the black cat is straight Broadcast, there is a recommendation of civet cat on the recommendation list. When netizens saw Jiang Ci and civet cat standing in a row together, they were quite surprised, because this guy is real,
"Jiang Ci, old thief , we have authenticated it and it is true, then yours These classmates also need to be identified, especially the guy who can tie his tongue. Is it true?"
Jiang Ci wanted to laugh when he saw this netizen's words, but he still said: "I Dare to use the luck of the three of them in this life Fu swears, two of the three of them are definitely telling lies. As for who it is, I can’t tell you.” Is the song finished?”
On the game's public screen, the upper circumference is 36: "Teacher Jiang Ci, I am very happy to play games with you. I am so happy."
Length 18 centimeters: "You're welcome, take your time. Just get used to it.”
Shangwei Thirty-six: “Teacher Jiang Ci, after this game is over, you can show the song to the young master. Have you finished singing Bei Zou? It’s really nice.”
Tongue-tied: “Sister, do you have a boyfriend? Jiang Ci is the only single guy in our dormitory. If you can get him. Take it off and let him sing for you every day.”
The radius is 2.5 centimeters: “That’s right, that’s right,”
Nearly ten centimeters in circumference: "I said you bunch of bastards are enough. Lao Jiang has no experience and can't grasp this girl. I can do it."
Length 18 centimeters: "You bunch of bastards, your face "No more."
Immediately shouted to the three people in the dormitory: "Hurry up, choose someone quickly, don't miss anyone." "Little sister, you can't walk on the road, you are worthless."
Zhang Long retorted: "Oh, you are noble and great, but you are not single yet. "
Jiang Ci: "········I'm so grateful to you. "
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(End of this chapter)