Chapter 324 Chapter 323: He Yong: Happy birthday, Lao Jiang
"The poem "Wanglu Mountain Waterfall" starts by pointing at the Zhang family's third sister-in-law and scolding her. Who else writes romance novels and writes them in a drunken way? , Have sex with this one today, and which one will you have sex with tomorrow? Aren’t you tired from riding a horse?”
“The incense burner in Rizhao produces purple smoke, haha. , I laughed so hard at this sentence, Zi Yan, Zi Yan. Haha, provoking Jiang Ci is really not an uncomfortable thing."
"Am I the only one who discovered poetry? Have the members of the association been dragged out by Jiang Ci and whipped to death again? "
"The old thief Jiang Ci is really not afraid of Zhao Xianglu banning him? "
"Are you stupid upstairs? Zhao Xianglu was right on other novel websites, but Jiang Ci is a writer on Penguin Reading. She can't stretch her hands that long, so they can only watch like this."
< br>"Am I the only one who discovered it? Jiang Ci The level of swearing is really getting higher and higher."
""Wandering in the Garden is Not Worth It" directly alludes to the affair of You Yuan's wife, and now another song "Wanglu Mountain Waterfall" begins by naming people. What should I do if it’s a bit satisfying? . ”
“Come on, Zi Yan, the third sister-in-law of the Zhang family, come on out, especially the third sister-in-law of the Zhang family, weren’t you very tough before? I’m sorry, Jiang Ci can’t kill you. ”
“ I have to say that Jiang Ci is really doting on Baby Mo. He directly denounces the third sister-in-law of the Zhang family and Zi Yan. In fact, the same goes for these two people. Why bother to find Baby Mo uncomfortable? This is not just looking for trouble. "?"
When everyone thought that if the third sister-in-law of the Zhang family and Zi Yan had not spoken, this matter would have passed like this.
Jiang Ci issued a scarf again, and just one scarf sent Zi Yan into the abyss.
"Is "The Mistaken Red Makeup" a romance? Mad, how blind are you? You can't see the feelings of family and country, the love between children, and you haven't even read the novel. Start spouting nonsense @ Zi Yan Seriously, I see what you wrote. Living a petty bourgeois life, living a life of leisure and wealth, is that worthy of being called a romance?
Unfortunately, I am also planning to write a romance." Jiang Ci clicked to send,
"Damn it, Jiang Ci is an old thief. Are you planning to steal money from the romance industry? ”
"Actually, this matter has to be blamed on Zi Yan who is so troubled. Why did she provoke Mo Xiaoxiao? She knew clearly that "Mistaken Red Makeup" is a song by Jiang Ci, and the novel must have something to do with it, but this guy still dared to spray shit randomly . I just don’t know what to say.”< br>
"Then there is the third sister-in-law of the Zhang family. Haha, it's really interesting. After being criticized by Jiang Ci, he was still not convinced. He acted like an old-timer and acted in a shameless style. He deserves to be criticized. ."< br>
The quarrel was quite fierce. At the same time, a group of academics in the Literary Circle were studying some of Jiang Ci's poems, such as, "When you are drunk, you don't know that the sky is on the water, and the boat is full of clear dreams that overwhelm the stars," 'Followed by another complete poem "Wanglu Mountain Waterfall",
It's just the first sentence of the poem Wanglu Mountain Waterfall. If Jiang Ci hadn't named someone by name and cursed, then this poem would definitely be on the list. Second grade primary school textbook.
In the Literary Association, several people were sitting at the round table with serious faces,
"I agree. Whether these two poems are a coincidence or Jiang Ci's intention, I have to say that the two poems "A Visit to the Garden Is Not Worth It" and "Looking at Lushan Waterfall" are extremely consistent with the primary school textbooks. ”
“Actually, I think so too,”
In the entire literary association, no one objects. After all, as old professors who teach and educate people, they all want to contribute to China. Do your best to educate the next generation.
“Such a good poem was actually written to curse people. I really get angry just thinking about it.”
“Actually, think about it, if someone hadn’t provoked Jiang Ci, Boy, maybe he can’t write such a spiritual poem.”
"Hey, let's send a scarf to announce it. "The Garden Isn't Worth It" was not included in the past, but it is also included this time."
So soon,
the Ministry of Etiquette, the Literary Circle Association, issued I got a scarf.
As soon as this scarf came out, netizens went crazy.
[After discussion with the editor of the Ministry of Rites, it was decided that the two poems "A Visit to the Garden Is Not Worth It" and "Wanglu Mountain Waterfall" will be included in the Chinese textbook for the second grade of primary school. 】
Netizens saw this scarf on the Internet, and they happily came under Jiang Ci's scarf and said, "Old thief Jiang Ci, you win. The third sister-in-law of the Zhang family, Zhao Xianglu and Zi Yan, plus You Yuan, now I probably fainted in the bathroom from crying."
"Actually, have you noticed a problem? Was he shot for no reason? "
"Is he innocent? If it weren't for Zhao Xianglu, the third sister-in-law of the Zhang family wouldn't be playing in that corner now. "
"So this is actually Zhao Xianglu's own fault. After all, who asked her to open the back door for the third sister-in-law of the Zhang family."
However, at this moment, Jiang Ci did not read the comments on his scarf, but received an inquiry from his editor Xiangxiang in the Penguin Reading Department,
Editor Xiangxiang: "Jiang Ci, are you going to open a new book? ? Or romance? ”
Jiang Ci: "Well, the number of words in the new book is not many, less than a thousand words."
Editor Xiangxiang: "Isn't this a little too short?"
Jiang Words: "Definitely not short, but also strong and powerful."
Editor Xiangxiang: "Then when will you write it? Will you publish it on Penguin Reading?"
Jiang Ci: "I'm thinking, maybe just publish it on the scarf."
Editor Xiangxiang: "Teacher Jiang Ci, I suggest you post it to Penguin Reading, because I'm worried that if you post it on a scarf, it will be reposted by many people. And if you post it on Penguin Reading, There will be some income.”
Jiang Ci: “Okay. Then I’ll write the title first and finish it in one go.”
Editor Xiangxiang: “ Okay, Teacher Jiang Ci, by the way, can the novel "Mistaken Red Makeup" be published? Someone from the publishing house has contacted me. I would like to ask you if it would be convenient for you to contact Mo Baobao."
Jiang Ci: "Then publish it. Then you can send a contract to Mo Baobao and ask her to authorize it."
Editor Xiangxiang: "Okay, I understand. I won't bother you. Created. Goodbye,"
Jiang Ci: "Goodbye."
The writer's assistant at the writer Jiang Ci's ID wrote down the name of the short story he wanted to write, then looked at the time,
it was time to make dinner, There is someone waiting to eat in the master bedroom.
Come to the kitchen, take out the meat from the refrigerator, cut it into slices, add egg whites, salt, etc. to marinate.
I cooked rice for nearly three more people. After all, Jiang Ci might need to eat a little more.
Then take out the oyster mushrooms, wash them, take them apart, set aside for later use,
Then magically, Jiang Ci's cell phone ringtone rang at this time.
Jiang Ci answered the phone: "It's almost night, why are you so non-stop?"
He Yong smiled coquettishly and said: "Lao Jiang, happy birthday, tell me, there will be a party there tonight. I have brought a lot of girls waiting for you!"
Jiang Ci: "Boring." His birthday was really happy.
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(End of this chapter)