Chapter 445 Chapter 444: Fans persuade Yang Mi to become a monk [please recommend votes]
The news of [Jiang Ci wants to become a monk] is very popular, especially this title, which is so attractive, no matter it is Jiang Ci’s black Fans and his fans will go in and take a look. Then the anti-fans are quite disappointed, but the fans find it fun.
Hua Chenyu’s fans: “I’ve already taken off my pants, just show me this, I’m bah.”
Bangbang’s fans didn’t react at all. In short, they were beaten by Jiang Ci I'm really scared, for fear that my stick will suddenly let Jiang Ci reveal something.
Xiao Xiao's fans are now focused on the CP thing, and they don't have the energy to come to Heijiang Ci at all, let alone They don't dare either.
Xiao Xiao's fans are still a bit smart. After all, since Bangbang and Hua Chenyu have Jiang Ci, the number one anti-fan, fans can't stand the cowardice of their idols, so they chose to change jobs and become fans of Jiang Ci. Ci,
After all, Jiang Ci is really here for something.
Especially after Bangbang’s fans got into trouble with Jiang Ci, they were even blackmailed.
Some time ago, a song "Left Finger Kun" appeared on Station B and it became a piece of black material for everyone to laugh at Stick.
Jiang Ci's fans all gave good advice: "Jiang Ci, old thief, hurry up and become a monk. Dedicate your whole heart to the Buddha. I, the Buddha, are merciful. If you don't go to hell, who will?"
"Actually, the main reason is that after Jiang Ci became a monk, no one would compete with us for the goddess. Everyone should have the same idea as me."
Yang Mi's fans: "In fact, you can also marry a nun when you are a monk. Yes, Yang Mi, you should become a monk as soon as possible. After all, if you become a monk, no one will compete with us for Jiang Ci.”
“The good guy upstairs, if you hadn’t seen so many fans of Yang Mi. Year, I almost thought you were a fake fan of Yang Mi.”
Ran Baobao’s true fans: “Haha, you all become a monk, so that old thief Jiang Ci will be my baby’s only one. "
Jiang Ci's harem group: "Haha, your idols probably can't take down Jiang Ci alone. The old thief Jiang Ci is in a bit of a deep hole, and Ran Baobao can't handle it alone. "
Fans of Mu Chuchu: "Let's all become monks together, so that we can play mahjong together in the temple."
Tan Qin's fans shouted: "Hurry up and play mahjong, my sister Qin can be with Jiang Ci has a baby, otherwise she will be an advanced maternal age after thirty."
Pang Di's fans: "Pang Di, I have potato chips here. If you stay away from the old thief Jiang Ci, I will share them with you. .”
Ye Lingxi’s fans also chimed in: “Jiang Ci, I want everything you said, including my Xixi. My Xixi is still a child, a junior high school student. You won't let it go He's not a human being."
Zhou Sheng's fan: "My Zhou Sheng is transparent, everyone can pretend that he doesn't exist. I guess the old thief Jiang Ci doesn't like Zhou Sheng."< br>
"Quietly let me tell you some good news. The book review section of Jiangnan Old Thief has been slaughtered. They are all filled with the verbal poem Jiang Ci said on the program. The sword energy spans thirty thousand miles, and the cold light of one sword reaches nineteen continents. One day With the sword in hand, I can kill all the eunuchs and dogs in the world. Haha, I guess Jiangnan’s dog thieves are going crazy.” Some book fans read the chapter comments after reading Jiangnan’s novel “The Legend of the Condor Heroes”. Copy, paste, and you can't see the edges at a glance.
Jiang Nan’s book-loving fans, "Haha, Jiang Ci is a dog thief, you should go and read it. Jiang Nan wrote the song for you and re-arranged the lyrics. I think it fits very well."
< br>Then many fans flocked to Penguin Reading, just to listen to the lyrics of the song written by Jiang Nan.
After everyone read the lyrics, they thought of "Xiaochou" in everyone's mind. It's a 'good guy. ’
"Green Sorrow"
Back to the parking lot of the community
The security guard said that the parking space was very tight
Everyone had different outfits on their faces
There must be something wrong at home
Three steps, five steps Walk me upstairs
Why are there so many clothes at home?
The woman looked a little panicked. He picked up the wine bottle and said to himself
One cup for Lao Zhang
One cup for Lao Wang< br>
I guarded against Lao Zhang next door
I failed to guard against Lao Wang
So I could stand in the Dharma Hall without hesitation
Not afraid of bleeding from my heart and a dull face
A cup of toast
A toast to the security guard
Help Mr. Wang next door
Come over his wall
So the green hat on the head will no longer last forever
The cuckold is no longer free Placed everywhere
A toast to Xiaoyu
A toast to Xiaoliang
Forgive his wife
Lu Mao is trapped
Hate those adulterers and adulterers who are so heartless
Buying a car or a house with other people's money
A toast to A Feng
A toast to A Qiang
Bringing his green code
Leaving sadness
I wish you will be like him one day
Betrayal has no good end
Lonely people are stronger
Okay, from now on, you can carry your life alone
When this lyric appears in everyone’s sight,
Book fans are even more supportive of Jiangnan's talent. This lyric is simply a replica of "Xiaochou".
The same eight cups and eight toasts tells the story of a middle-aged man who was depressed and had an affair with his own woman.
“Jiangnan dog thieves are awesome.”
“Yes, why don’t Jiangnan dog thieves join the entertainment industry? Is it because they are ugly?”
“ I don’t know about this, but this song The old thief from Jiangnan should be like this. I tried to think about it. When Jiang Ci sang this song, he drank a cup to the morning sun, and then a cup to Laowang. The picture was so beautiful that I couldn’t imagine it. Haha, it was so fun. .”
"The talents of Jiang Ci's dog thief and Jiangnan's old thief are really not comparable to ordinary people."
"Isn't this nonsense you are talking about? Not long after "Swordsman" finished, "Tianlong" "Eight Parts" is updated with one million words a day, Let me ask you, who else, and now it is "The Legend of the Condor Heroes", Jiangnan Dog Thief, you give me Dongfang Bubai, let Linghu Chong die, you give me A'Zhu, let the whole Shaolin die, they are simply human. A scumbag group, even a bald donkey is not a good person.” (The Invincible Dongfang played by Joe Chen)
Jiang Ci used a song "Green Sorrow" to put Jiangnan, a great god in the Internet literature circle, on the hot search list.
Today's hot search is one It's a very unreal feeling, after all, no matter what No matter how popular the second hot search is, it cannot surpass [Xiao Xiao and Bangbang CP]’s hot search list 1.
At this moment, Jiang Ci at home stopped coding and continued programming. After reading the hot searches for a while,
Operating the writer's backend, he put the final ending of "Dragon Babu" online,
"Everyone in the world sneaked into the Daliao dungeon to rescue Xiao Feng. Qiao Feng, who recovered his hands and feet, used the Eighteen Palms of the Dragon, and was extremely brave. Unparalleled, chivalrous and courageous
Duan Yu, who has learned the Dali Duan Family's Six Meridians Divine Sword, has completely mastered it, not only that, but also. The six swords fired together were like a fish in water, and the control force was just right.
Xuzhu's Tianshan Six Yang Palm was also well-deserved,
when Duan Yu smashed the black iron chain for Qiao Feng. , Qiao Feng suddenly recalled what A'Zhu once told him, if the Duan family in Dali wanted to use the power of a country to kill Qiao Feng, Qiao Feng would also die. "
"However, no matter how skilled everyone in the world is, it is useless. After all, the Liao court was really strong in military strength. In the end, the Emperor of Liao was even more ruthless. He scolded Qiao Feng for being ruthless, unjust, and treasonous. It can be said that every sentence is heartbreaking. this This indirectly led to Qiao Feng finally severing his brotherly relationship with Duan Yu, Xu Zhu, and the Emperor of Daliao. A'Zhu in clothes is beckoning to him Hand.
Finally, Ah Zi came out, dug out his eyes and gave them back to You Tanzhi, then jumped off the cliff with Xiao Feng in his arms, and then You Tanzhi jumped off the cliff to die. < br>
After all, several people have it He does not want to be born in the same year, the same month and the same day, but he wants to die in the same year, the same month and the same day. If Qiao Feng does not sever ties with Duan Yu, Xu Zhu, and Wanyan Honglie, he will be doing injustice to each other."
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(End of this chapter)