Chapter 344: Change your sect, sister-in-law
The woman looked embarrassed and said: "No... I don't have a fan."
Lin Feng smiled and said: "Come on, sister-in-law, let me ask you another question.< br>
Nowadays, the goose is kept in a vase since childhood.
Then the goose eats very well every day and does not exercise, so it grows fatter and fatter.
It turned out that the mouth of the bottle was too small and couldn't come out.
Now I ask you how to get this goose out of this bottle as quickly as possible? "
The woman said directly: "Crush the bottle. "
Lin Feng: "It's a way, but it's not the fastest. Come on, sister-in-law, now imagine an elephant.
Have you thought about it? ”
Woman: "Think about it."
Lin Feng smiled, spread his hands and said, "Okay, that goose no longer exists."
The woman was startled.
Lin Feng took a puff of smoke and said: "Do you understand?
It was just a second thought.
Even the speed of light may not be able to catch up with you.
This is the fastest way.
One thought of heaven,
One thought of hell,
Good or bad depends on yourself. ”
. . . . . .
On the barrage.
"It was just a matter of a second thought... A word woke up the dreamer (thumb)."
"Did the goose come out later? Wait for the answer (dog head)."
"When you imagine an elephant, the goose doesn't exist, it's already out (sunglasses)."
"Yes, the goose is your own body, the bottle is your desire, and desire is what you think of, so the bottle does not exist at all, and there is no need to break it. Once you figure it out, it will come out naturally (Wang Chai)."
“The goose is me, I am the goose, who is not a trapped goose? What? (covering face and laughing)"
"Xutou Ba Nao, in my opinion, two star anise, a piece of cinnamon, a little pepper, a spoonful of bean paste, half a bottle of beer, bring to a boil over low heat. Simmer for 30 minutes before taking it out of the bottle (drooling)"
Fuck you. .
Hahahahaha.
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The woman nodded: "I am indeed in a much better mood."
Lin Feng smiled and said: "Just stop sighing. It's scary in the middle of the night. Come and talk about your problems."
The woman sorted out her thoughts and said: "About this time last year, my husband had an affair with a girl from a massage parlor.
They chatted for two months.
After I found out about this incident, we fought and made trouble, and he also wrote a letter of guarantee.
Anyway, it’s just various things, so that’s how it goes.
But this kind of thing is like rheumatism, growing into my body.
It seems to come out from time to time, and I feel very uncomfortable. I have to The attack happened all of a sudden, causing me to face any problems now. . . "
Lin Feng raised his hand and interrupted: "Sister-in-law, actually you don't even need to talk about this, I understand it all.
Let me tell you,
If it has not passed, it will not disappear.
It is actually not rheumatism.
It is more like a clam shell, a grain of sand fell into it,
Do you think this grain of sand will disappear?
Won't.
It can only be said that as you get along with each other, it will become round and smooth,
maybe it will become round and smooth, and it will become a pearl, and it will coexist with you. .
You will gradually be able to look down upon these things in your life.
But what is possible,
Just by grinding and grinding, it becomes rotten, and inner demons are born in one's heart, and it begins to rot and stink.
Let’s tell the truth.
Just this kind of thing, it’s really not easy to kill him with a stick.
Because he can get through some people, but he may really not be able to get through some people in his life.
Like a grain of sand in a clam shell, it tortures itself repeatedly.
So do you think grains of sand can eventually be ground into pearls?
Anyway, I picked up some sea clams and there weren’t any in them. "
...
On the barrage.
"A grain of sand in a clam shell. . Oh my god, this description is so appropriate (cow). ”
"Either ground into pearls, or rotten and smelly...(crying)."
"In the last sentence, I picked up some sea oysters and there weren't any in them. I broke my defense (crying to death)."
"Big brother is ferrying people (thumbs up)."
Like it!
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Lin Feng: "Even if he returns to the family, there is a high probability that he will become your villain in the end.
Maybe you may not understand it.
Let me use an analogy.
You In reality, your attitude towards him will definitely not be good.
For example, this matter has passed today, maybe a year or two ago, and the two of you are walking by the river or on the street. While eating barbecue,
At the beginning, everyone was still very happy, but at a certain moment, you suddenly wondered if he was eating barbecue like this with people outside when he cheated?
Walk hand in hand and stroll along the river so sweetly?
Your face immediately fell.
Instead, he will question you, there is something wrong with you, you have a face every time you come out, what are you doing?
What did I do wrong?
Now I'm working, taking care of the kids, and coaxing you, what else do you want from me?
Then you will feel, damn, it seems that you did something wrong.
But it’s hard for you to say it,
because as soon as you say it, it becomes an old score.
At this time you will say, wouldn’t it be great if you just stopped bothering me?
I didn't ask you to take care of me either.
He said, but if we all come out to play together, how could I not care about you with your fucking face?
That's it, it will be your fault inside and out.
Okay,
The two people could have left the scene with dignity, but in the end, everyone was changed beyond recognition. ”
. . . . . . . On the barrage.
“Every sentence does not mention me, but every sentence talks about me (crying to death).”
“Me too, exactly the same, sometimes awake and sometimes crazy, I am both I wonder if my elder brother has installed surveillance on me (face covering). "
"I have heard a saying that if you forgive someone who cheats, you are on the road to becoming a psychopath (dog head). ”
Ordered.
"The sense of trust has been destroyed, and now he doesn't trust him in anything he does."
"The most painful lesson in growing up is when the person you have never guarded against turns towards you The most violent shot was not fatal, it was a shadow, but the wound hurt whenever I touched it."
"I am experiencing (crying to death)"
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Lin Feng: "Anyway, no matter what, you suddenly imagine the scene between him and the person outside,
Then you start to look cold towards him, and suddenly start to get angry with him for no reason,
He can't stand it anymore
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Because he hurt you, of course he said it was over.
It means that when a person does something wrong, he hurts you, so it is easy for him to let go of the matter. He says it is over, and he really is over it.
But we are the ones who have been hurt. It is really difficult to say whether this matter can be over. "
Woman: "Yes, it's exactly the same as what you said. Maybe it was fine one second before, but suddenly thought of it the next second. .
Anyway, it’s very difficult for me to get over it, so any small thing he does now will be infinitely magnified.
Then just last night, we had another quarrel because of this matter. There's a quarrel,
Then this time it was upgraded to hands-on. "
Lin Feng: "Then who sent the fight invitation first? "
Woman: "Me, but he fought back later. "
Lin Feng: "Then you two are fighting each other. "
Woman: "Yes, but in his words he felt like he was being pushed. ”
Lin Feng was amused: "Then what trick did you use? The black tiger took out the heart or the monkey stole the peach? Otherwise, how could you make people anxious."
The woman was silent for a while and said: "Use both "
Lin Feng smacked his lips and said: "Nick, you dug his heart out and kicked him in the face, it's all a dirty trick, sister-in-law, you are very good at it."
Well. . .
. . . . . .
On the barrage.
“Sister-in-law has some skills in her body, hahahaha.”
“A monkey steals a peach... I’ll be a good boy (cover my face).”
“Hahahahaha, laugh. ”
“What to do if there is a reaction (dog head)”
"Why don't you give it a try, it will make you cry so hard (grin)."
"With such experience, my brother will be fucked by his sister-in-law at home (raise eyebrows)."
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Hahahahaha.
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Woman: "I just got a little angry at the beginning. As I said it, I got angry, so I took action first.
He might have been in pain, so he kicked me twice, and then he When he opened the door and ran outside, I grabbed him and wouldn't let him go.
Because I didn't either. I don’t know where he will go at night. What if he goes to massage the girl again?”
The black tiger takes out the heart, the monkey picks the peaches, these are the skills of the three-legged cat
A pure underhanded move,
three abuses.
It doesn't work yet.
At times like this, I personally think ground locking skills are more important,
Think about it,
Just picking peaches is useless,
Because he is in pain and he can still run outside.
As you said, if he goes to find his little sister, just press it for him. It's like you personally sent your husband to someone outside.
Listen to me,
You can't let him run away at this time, you have to learn some locking skills.
Just like Brazilian jiu-jitsu,
like crossbars and naked chokes,
you have to learn these routines.
These are all ground skills.
How do you want to entangle him to the ground?
Because your husband is cheating on you and having sex outside, I guess he is very weak. In this case, his second half will be unstable.
Plus you just stole a peach again, he must be in pain.
When you pull him to the ground, you go around behind him, use a crossbar, and twist him there.
Once you pin him down, he won't be able to run away.
But don’t force it,
Prevent your husband from suffocating.
Even if he was half-wound, he couldn't run away or move.
As you hang him, ask him, why are you running?
Where do you want to go at night?
Who is that woman outside?
He couldn't run away, he could only recognize it. "
...
On the barrage.
"Change your sect. The dirty tricks won't work. . Hahahaha I burst out laughing. ”
“Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu uses softness to overcome strength (dog head). ”
"Halfway through the twisting, I can't run away or move (laughing and crying)."
"Big brother really teaches me everything (face covering)."
Hahahaha.
“Don’t choke, it’s not good if you suffocate (haha).”
“Do you have to practice? It’s better to leave (laughing).”
"So I suspect that the eldest brother is in a hermaphrodite (sunglasses)."
Pointed.
Hahahahaha.
(End of this chapter)