Chapter 795: Aha Victims Alliance: Impossible, this is absolutely impossible! [Requesting monthly tickets]
Zhang He picked up the walkie-talkie, turned the power to the maximum, and dialed channel 001:
“Call Governor Zhong, call Governor Zhong, this is Zhang He, please answer when I receive it. .”
< br>Zhong Yao's intercom channel was originally 555, which represented cigarettes. Later, the intercom channels in various places were unified. He found that Xun Chen's channel was also 555, so he changed his channel to 001 based on the brand of a famous small umbrella. .
To celebrate the channel change, he also celebrated grandly at Yihongyuan in Luoyang for three consecutive nights.
At this time, Zhong Yao was drinking tea with Zhang Miao, Zhang Chao, and Chen Gong in Chen Liu to reminisce. When he heard Zhang He’s call, he picked up the walkie-talkie, pressed the answer button and said:
“I am Zhong Yao. Jun Yi, please speak!”
Chen Gong, Zhang Miao and Zhang Chao looked at this scene with surprise in their eyes.
Isn’t it said that Zhang He is the captain of Xuzhou? It was actually possible to contact this place directly from Xuzhou. If the whole Dahan was promoted in the future, all the instructions would arrive instantly... The minds of the three people were blank, and they simply couldn't believe how powerful the Dahan would be by then.
Zhang He told Cao Cao's abnormal behavior.
Chen Gong cut off his beard when he heard this:
"Will he admit his mistake?"
Zhang Miao poured a cup of tea down his neck:
"Will he apologize?"
Zhang Chao sat in the air and fell flat on his butt:
"Will he atone for his sins?"
The Ah Man Victims Alliance composed of these three people is quite dissatisfied with Cao Cao. Now that they heard Cao Cao's changes, the first thing they thought of was:
" Is this guy acting?"
After listening, Zhong Yao did not draw any arbitrary conclusions, but said to Zhang He:
"I'll ask first, you continue to observe."
"Okay!"
When Zhong Yao was about to contact Chang'an, Zhang Miao pulled him and asked:
"Yuan Chang, if Ah Ma uses a trick, will it affect the layout of the imperial court? "
Zhong Yao smiled:
"Whether it is a trick or not, you will know once you ask."
Chen Gong didn't understand very well:
"Chang'an is far away from Xuzhou. Can the other side understand the changes that we don't even know about? Ah Man is very good at pretending."
< br>Zhong Yao smiled and pointed to the sky:
“Chang’an Although it is far away from Xuzhou, it is very close to the gods. If your majesty wants to seek confirmation, he can directly ask the gods for advice. The gods will know what Ah Man is thinking after checking. Even if he has stuffed all the Thirty-Six Strategies and Sun Tzu's Art of War into his stomach "
Fairy?
Chen Gong and Zhang Miao stopped talking because this was beyond their cognitive scope.
Zhong Yao contacted Liu Xie and conveyed Zhang He’s words exactly. Liu Xie was also a little surprised:
“It’s late at night in the real world now. It’s inconvenient to disturb your husband’s rest. Let me ask. Grandma Nuwa, I will reply to you within ten minutes... After Junior Brother Kong Ming arrives in Chenliu, you guys can Help him build a signal tower so that he can contact Xuzhou directly without manual relay."
After the call, Chen Gong and the others were like bumpkins entering the city for the first time:
"Grandma Nuwa... is your majesty the grandson of the ancestor of the human race?"
Zhong Yao spread his hands:
"Mr. Li is the empress's biological son, and your majesty is Mr. Li's great disciple. In the whole world, your majesty is the first person to worship Mr. Li as his disciple... With this relationship, , no one can rebel against His Majesty."
Zhang Miao couldn't help but give it to himself. A slap:
"The imperial court is prospering day by day, but I actually listened to Ah Man's slander and believed the treacherous nonsense that the man's strength will be exhausted. I really deserve to die!"
I had known that the imperial court was so powerful. He should have just gone ahead and brought the whole Chen Liu to the court.
Chenliu is a strategic location. You can attack Dongjun to the north, capture Jibei County to the east, Liang State to the southeast, Chen State to the south, and Yingchuan County to the southwest.
If it had been handed over to the imperial court years ago, several surrounding counties should have been captured by now.
Oh, I regret it!
Just as he was annoyed, Liu Xie's voice came from the intercom again:
"Grandma said that Cao A'hao no longer has the desire for hegemony in his heart. He will return to his hometown in Qiao County next. Please Tell General Jun Yi that after Cao Ah Man leaves, he will lead his army northward into the State of Lu as soon as possible and capture Yanzhou as quickly as possible. "
This was confirmed by the gods. Although Chen Gong and the others did not believe it, they did not dare to raise objections.
Zhong Yao conveyed the order, contacted Yuwen Chengdu, and informed Cao Cao of his plan to return to his hometown in Qiao County.
Yuwen Chengdu was immediately happy:
"As expected of Cao Cao, I have made preparations to sneak attack on him, but he does not plan to return... In this case, we will not delay The progress has been made. Within a week, Yanzhou will be captured in Changyi. What will happen to Ah Man’s wife and children? Will they be sent to Chang’an? "
Zhong Yao confirmed:
"Yes, send it to Chang'an. This is what Marquis Wen has said."
Lü Bu had been waiting for a long time to say, "I will take care of your wife, so don't worry about it."
Once Cao Cao’s wife, Mrs. Ding, Mrs. Bian and several children are sent to Chang’an, classmate Lu Xiaoshuai can put his hands on his hips and say this to Ah Man arrogantly.
This is also another form of... the reappearance of a classic!
After arranging these matters, Zhang Miao presented the hands of Yinshou, the governor of Chenliu County, to Zhong Yao:
"Yuan Chang, starting from today, I will no longer serve as the prefect of Chenliu. I wonder who will manage this place in the future?"
Zhong Yao put away his seal and said:
"It should be It's Zhu Jun's eldest son, Zhu Fu. Zhu Jun will be transferred to the DPRK to serve as a military casualty next year at the latest. , and by the way, to train students of the military academy, for the sake of balance, his two sons will be sent to other places to serve as officials."
Now Zhu Hao is the governor of Henan County, and he continues to recruit people from Yingchuan and Jingzhou. Originally, he In the Luoyang area where "white bones are exposed in the wild and there are no roosters crowing for thousands of miles", people's livelihood has now been restored.
Zhu Fu had been working in the DPRK before and was involved in people's livelihood. Now he is out to take charge of the government, which can be regarded as a test of his learning results.
Hearing this arrangement, Zhang Miao sighed:
“I hope we can make a difference when we get to Chang’an.”
Starting tomorrow, he, Zhang Miao and Chen Gong will go there with their family members Chang'an, began to systematically study modern cultural knowledge, and then arranged to hold important positions elsewhere.
However, when they thought about their new life, the three of them couldn't help but feel a little anxious, for fear that they would stumble in the unfamiliar place of Chang'an.
Zhong Yao held the wine glass and said:
"I particularly like two lines from Marquis Wen's poems: Don't worry about having no friends in the future, and no one in the world will know you... Gongtai is not willing to join in the evil, and his reputation has spread throughout Chang'an; Meng Zhuo is a loyal elder and ranks among the eight chefs. Everyone knows it; Zhang Chaoxian My brother has no fear in facing Cao Cao and Yuan Shao. Several great scholars want to accept him as his disciples, and even His Majesty is waiting to entertain the three of them."
These words made Chen Gong and the other two overjoyed. He bowed his hands to Zhong Yao and thanked him.
Then Zhong Yao asked several people about their considerations for the future.
Chen Gong has read a lot of border poems "composed" by Lu Bu in the past few days, and has developed a strong interest in the border. He does not like the intrigues among the nobles, and plans to devote himself to the border and concentrate on development.
Also holding the same idea was Zhang Miao. He was regarded as an experience bag by Yuan Shao and Cao Cao one after another, and he was also extremely disappointed with the nobles.
Relatively speaking, it is better to go to the border. The people there are relatively simple. If they are unhappy, they will kill them. If they are unhappy, they will kill them. There are not so many twists and turns.
He, a loyal elder, might be able to win the support of the people at the border if he goes.
Relatively speaking, Zhang Chao’s pursuit is more unique:
“From the governor of Yangzhou to the bereaved dog, I was tortured miserably by the noble family. I dare to ask the governor of Yuanchang, there are people in Chang’an who specialize in torturing the nobles. He Shijia’s department?”
Zhong Yao’s eyes lit up and he said immediately:
"Yes, when you arrive in Chang'an, you can apply to join the Secrecy Bureau. That unit is more strict, but it will definitely satisfy your desire to torture nobles and aristocratic families... In addition, the Secrecy Bureau and the underworld are cooperative units. Maybe one day you can join The Tenth Hall Yama sat down to eat together. This is a good place. The premise is that you don’t have any bad intentions, otherwise they will be cruel to outsiders and even more cruel to their own people!”
When Zhang Chao heard this, instead of being scared, he was a little excited:
“I haven’t met the Tenth Palace Yama yet. I hope Guo Fengxiao won’t reject me.”
There is a lively chat here. At that time, in the north of Changlu, Cao Cao asked the army to stop and buried the bodies of the tiger and leopard riders on the spot. He himself rode a white horse without any followers, and walked straight towards Changlu City.
On the city wall, Zhang Kai flew a drone filled with gasoline over Cao Cao's head many times, but Zhang He stopped him every time:
"If he attacks with a large army, we can attack with all our strength. But now he is alone, without even a follower. He is obviously not a fighter. If he fights like this, he will be ridiculed by the world. Take the drone back. He should say hello. He will leave and find trouble with Yuan Shu."
Zhang Kai's eyes lit up:
"These two guys are going to do it. Dog bites dog?"
Zhang He nodded:
"Nuwa said that Cao A has lost his ambition to fight for hegemony, and he will soon lead his army back to his hometown in Qiao County. There is no need for us to get up. Conflict, the more people he brings to his hometown, the more energetic he will fight with Yuan Shu... Isn't this a good thing for us? ”
Mi Zhu and Wang Lang didn't believe it, but when they saw Cao Cao coming alone, without even taking a weapon, it really didn't look like he was attacking the city.
Cao Cao was getting closer and closer. Zhang He took a look through the drone and saw that Cao Cao's army was still burying the dead in the rear. There were no troops organized to attack the city, so he decided to go out of the city to meet Cao Cao for a while. They came to the city on horseback. As generals, we naturally cannot show our cowardice.
With him taking the lead, Zhang Kai, Mi Zhu and Wang Lang also wanted to go out to see Cao A'ao. Wang Lang also took out a small note written and planned to scold Cao Cao face to face.
Zhang He felt that the problem was not big, so he rode with a few people to the outside of the city.
Mi Zhu was a very particular person, and when he set out, he brought two bottles of Fenjiu wine and a pack of the best snack in his opinion - Drunkard's Peanuts.
The group came to a small pavilion outside Changlu City and stood there.
Cao Cao first stood up and dismounted, bowed his hands to several people and saluted:
"Cao Cao, the sinner, pays homage to all the lords, and please forgive me for disturbing you."
He is so capable. Being so polite made Zhang Kai, who was about to curse, unable to speak.
We have been so polite even after we were eunuchs. As the successors of the rise of the great man, we have to be more polite. We can't be compared to others after we are eunuchs, right?
Wang Lang also thought that if Cao Cao failed to attack, he would get angry and quarrel with everyone, and then leave triumphantly.
Who would have known that this was not the case. People are very polite when they come up to me, but it is a bit rude to directly take out a small piece of paper and curse them.
Mi Zhu, on the other hand, is used to doing business and has seen everyone. Cao Cao was polite, and he followed suit:
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"Welcome Meng De to Xuzhou as a guest. There is fine wine rewarded by the gods here. If Meng De doesn't give up, you can taste it with us."
Cao Cao has wanted to have a drink since last night. Now that he heard about the fine wine rewarded by the gods, The glutton was immediately drawn out:
“It’s good to have wine!”
Mi Zhu took out two bottles of Fenjiu and a 500g standard package of Jiugui Peanuts from his mount, came to the pavilion, spread a piece of silk cloth on the stone table in the center of the pavilion, and then poured the Jiugui Peanuts in the middle:
“If you don’t have chopsticks, let’s just do it. I hope Meng De won’t be offended.”
This style suited Cao Cao very well:
"A man is born in heaven and earth, and he should act as he pleases. Besides, you are heroes, why should you stick to trivial matters?"
Zhang He held it Disposable paper cups, filled with wine.
Cao Cao felt that the glass bottle holding the wine was unusual, and suddenly thought of the soap that Lu Bu once gave him. He tentatively asked:
"Could this wine... be related to Fengxian?" ”
Zhang He nodded:
"This wine was obtained by Marquis Wen from the immortal, and these drunken peanuts were also given by the immortal... This wine is different from what you usually drink, so don't drink it in large gulps."< br>
Cao Cao He rubbed his hand on his clothes, picked up a drunkard's peanut and tasted it:
"This thing is really suitable for drinking. Is the general the defender of Xuzhou?"
Zhang He nodded:
"My Majesty, Zhang He, is from Hebei. He once served under Han Jizhou and was Pan Feng's adjutant. Later, he was recruited by His Majesty and went to Chang'an to serve as an official together with Xun Chen, Cheng Yu, Tian Feng and others... After killing Dong Zhuo, I will first Became the captain of Tongguan, and He was transferred to be the governor of Hongnong and is now the captain of Xuzhou. Yesterday, in the north of the city, he killed your tiger and leopard cavalry and Cao Xiu who was killing the people."
Mi Zhu: "..."
You have to talk about it to death, right?
Zhang Kai and Wang Lang were very happy, so they had to break up, and then they could scold Cao Cao happily.
At this distance, even if Cao Cao had wings, he would not be able to escape.
In the end, Cao Cao just sighed, and then he handed over his hands and began to apologize:
"The lack of military discipline and lax discipline are all my fault. I'm sorry, Captain Zhang, and I promise that this will never happen again in the future. It’s time to wait!”
He was so single that the little flame in Zhang Kai and Wang Lang’s hearts was extinguished again.
Zhang He picked up the wine glass and clinked it with Cao Cao, then brought it to his lips and took a sip:
"Where are you going, Ah Man?"
Cao Cao took a sip of white wine. When it first entered his throat, it was like charcoal fire, but after drinking it, he felt a sense of relief in his stomach. He picked up a drunken peanut and put it into his mouth, savoring the aroma of wine and peanuts and said: < br>
“Preparation Go to Qiao County's hometown, capture the entire Pei Kingdom, and drive Yuan Shu's troops to the south of the Huaihe River...Do you need me to send a team of troops to Pingyu?"
He said it very cryptically, but he was there? Several people all understood it.
Where is Pingyu? That was Yuan Shao's hometown and the foundation of the Yuan family in Runan.
The so-called "send a group of troops over", to put it bluntly, means to slaughter all the Yuan family... It should be said that this behavior is indeed very Cao Cao.
While remembering the friendship with Yuan Shao, for the sake of the great cause, he did not hesitate to swing his sword at Pingyu.
For others, this is very contradictory, but Cao Cao has always been such a person.
He could send a large army to the Jingxiang area while writing a letter to care about Yunchang; while remembering Sun Jian's heroic feats with the envoys from Soochow, he could secretly make shipbuilding plans to attack Jiangdong.
Zhang He said with a smile:
"Mengde, your intelligence work is a bit lacking. Three days ago, the imperial troops began to besiege Pingyu County."
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Cao Cao was stunned and asked incredulously:
"Who is leading the army?"
"Nanyang Commander Pang De is now leading his army to encroach on Runan County, and the advancement speed is not very fast. It is estimated that the entire Runan County will be captured before autumn."
Cao Cao:? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ?
You have conquered a super large county with nearly 30 counties in just a few months. Are you still unhappy?
This is already amazingly fast, okay?
He suddenly felt that there was a gap and generation gap between him and the people in the court, and he could no longer keep up with the rhythm whether chatting or doing things.
Taking another sip of wine, Cao Cao asked:
“Who killed Yuan Rang in Xingyang?”
“Your Majesty, General Yulin at that time, His personal bodyguard Dian Wei and Chen Liuren are capable of chasing tigers across ravines, and they have the courage of thousands of men.”
"Where is the person who killed Zihe?"
"It was Zhang Liao and Zhang Wenyuan who were the governor of Bingzhou and responsible for guarding the north gate for the Han Dynasty. They were from Yanmen County. They followed Marquis Wen when he was a boy and have been with him ever since. They all want to drive the foreigners out of their hometown. Now he has led his army to Yanran Mountain and is slaughtering the local people. The Xianbei people have fulfilled their promise."
Cao Cao picked up the wine glass and took a sip:
"They are all good men of the big man."
He was originally. I also wanted to say something to undermine my general, but I didn't expect that the other person was not only a general, but also a pillar of the country.
There are so many talented people in the imperial court, but the Eighteen Route Princes they created at the beginning were really a defeat in one move.
The Eighteenth Route Princes had almost no positive effect. Instead, they elevated Yuan Shao's status and forced Dong Zhuo to move the capital, causing millions of people to die along the way.
After a glass of wine, Cao Cao got drunk:
"What are you going to do next?"
"Your Majesty asked me to go north to Yanzhou as soon as possible. To calm down the chaos, and then hold a grievance meeting and a public trial meeting , beheaded all the people who had done evil and caused harm to the village, distributed the land of the aristocratic families to the desperate people, and gave them seeds so that they could have houses to live in, land to plant, redress of grievances, revenge to take, and food to eat. There are things to eat and books to read..."
Cao Cao opened his mouth:
"It's easy to talk about other things, but if there are books to read, can the family agree?"
Zhang He did not speak, but took out an education book from his arms "Shuowen Jiezi" published by the publishing house:
"This is Xu, a famous scholar in Runan The books written by Shen can be easily bought by Marquis Wen from the world where gods live, and the cost is only the price of a meal. If the books here can also be bought with a meal, Meng De thinks that the aristocratic family can still stop the people of the world. Are you eager to learn?"
It was Cao Cao's turn to be speechless.
As a great scholar, Wang Lang was very aware of the impact of books on aristocratic families:
“If everyone can buy similar books, our Han Dynasty will usher in a prosperous age that surpasses the Qin Emperor and the Han Dynasty... No wonder Marquis Wen once said that books are He must have been thinking about this for a long time. Books are the ladder for mankind.
Cao Cao was confused when he heard this. How many golden sentences did Fengxian make up? Why did he open his mouth to recite the content?
(End of this chapter)