No moles, here are some jokes about the Spirit Pagoda
I started typing yesterday after having a little fun. I really couldn’t finish it, so I postponed it today. I would like to express my apology every time I finish the work.
The following content is all if lines and will most likely not appear in the text. Just watch it for fun:
1.
A soul master finished his day I was walking tiredly on the road after work, thinking of my miserable experience, and cursed angrily.
"The God King is such a bastard!"
As soon as he finished speaking, he was arrested by the Spirit Pagoda Inspection Team, and he defended himself.
“I didn’t say which god-king it was!”
The people from the inspection team said.
“I have worked in Mingdu for so many years, but I still don’t know that you are scolding the God King?”
2.
Qiangu Huangyu ordered people to shoot some videos to promote himself and forced students to watch them.
She really wanted to know the attitude of the younger generation towards her, so she went on tour incognito...
On this day, she came to a cinema in Mingdu. When the movie ended, the whole audience was stunned. The audience stood up and applauded enthusiastically!
Qiangu Huangyu sat aside and saw this scene, feeling quite satisfied.
At this time, the person next to her suddenly pushed her shoulder and whispered: "Hey! Are you going to die? Why don't you stand up and applaud!"
3.
Eternal Phoenix During Yu's reign, the political situation was chaotic. Someone called Qiangu Huangyu a dictator.
Originally, he only had to be sentenced to two years, but the judge said that he had leaked federal secrets, so he was sentenced to life.
4.
The Spirit Transferring Pagoda held a sorority party with Shrek. When Ma Xiaotao came on stage, all the members of the Spirit Transferring Pagoda burst into cheerful laughter.
“The dignified Shrek would actually take in the evil soul master?”
Shrek’s people were immediately dissatisfied.
“We were very quiet when you introduced Qiangu Huangyu!”
6.
An old soul master went to the Spirit Transferring Tower in East China Sea City, hoping that after his death, the Spirit Transferring Tower could preserve his ten-thousand-year soul for his descendants, and wait for the descendants to merge when their cultivation level reached, but he was worried about the safety of his soul. .
The master of the Spirit Transferring Pagoda in East China Sea City explained: "The Spirit Transferring Tower in East China Sea City will ensure the safety of your soul." The old soul master said, "What if all the Spirit Transferring Pagodas in East China Sea City collapse?"< br>
The master of the Spirit Transferring Tower in East China Sea City explained: "The other Spirit Transferring Towers in the Federation will ensure the safety of your soul."
Old Soul Master: "What if the other Spirit Transferring Towers in the Federation also collapse?" What? "
The Master of the Spirit Transferring Tower in East China Sea City: "Then the Spirit Transferring Tower Headquarters in Shrek City will ensure the safety of your soul."
Old Soul Master: "What if the Spirit Transferring Tower Headquarters also collapses?"
The master of Donghai City Spiritual Pagoda was angry: "Could it be that For such a wonderful thing, wouldn’t you give up a mere ten-thousand-year-old soul? "
7.
Qiangu Zhangting asked Qiangu Dongfeng: "Grandpa, I can become the leader of the Spirit Pagoda in the future? Member? ”
Qiangu Dongfeng said, "Of course."
Qiangu Zhangting asked again, "Grandpa, can I be the master of the Spirit Pagoda in the future?"
Qiangu Dongfeng said, "No, Xiaoyu has "My own child."
8.
During the battle in the abyss, Zang Xin was seriously injured and dying. He desperately fled back to the camp, shouting "Help!"
Qiangu Dongfeng heard about it, turned a blind eye and continued to read the newspaper.
Zang Xin got wise in his haste and shouted, "Down with Qiangu Huangyu!"
Qiangu Dongfeng was shocked and immediately rescued Zang Xin and put him in handcuffs.
9.
Yun Ming asked, "Does the Spirit Transferring Pagoda have two tower owners?"
Qiangu Dongfeng replied, "It's impossible because we can't afford it at all."
10.
Leng Yaozhu asked, "When Yun Ming came to Chuanling Pagoda headquarters, he played chess with Xiaoyu and a draw, how should we report it?"
Qiangu Dongfeng answered: "In a large-scale competition between big forces, our tower master won the glorious first place, and Shrek's stupid master, Mr. Yun Ming, came in last."
< br>(End of this chapter)