Chapter 251 Shrek is a Dog (2-in-1 4.2k)
Due to the postponement of the competition, in order to prevent the players from being too bored staying in the hotel for a long time, the Federation Competition officials will naturally hold some activities from time to time.
Although Qiangu Huangyu was not very interested in these activities, he still couldn't stand Leng Yulai coming to see him every now and then, so he decided to go and see what was going on.
During the dinner, each participating team was assigned its own seat. After Qiangu Huangyu sat down in his seat, he found that Gu Yuena's expression was not very good.
“What’s wrong, Gu Yue?”
Qiangu Huangyu was stunned just after asking. She discovered that the main dish of Chuanling Pagoda was a Ten Thousand Years Fantasy Sea Cucumber Soup.
The Dream Sea Cucumber lives in the deep sea under 10,000 meters. It is inaccessible and rarely discovered by humans. However, they are also very weak and have almost no fighting power. The Dream Sea Cucumber that can grow for ten thousand years can even Even rarer than a hundred thousand year soul beast.
[Didn’t Gu Yue not care about sea soul beasts anymore? ] While Qiangu Huangyu was complaining in his heart, he was lightly patted on the shoulder by Qian Renxue, and then found that Qian Renxue was pointing to a place.
Looking in the direction of Qian Renxue's finger, Qiangu Huangyu's expression also became subtle. The main ingredient of each participating team's main course was a ten thousand year soul beast.
The main dish of the Temple of War is a thousand-year-old blue-feathered goat. The meat is plump and is made into a roasted whole lamb.
The main ingredient of Shrek's main dish is a ten thousand year wind demon wolf.
[No wonder Gu Yuehui is unhappy, the Federation is really willing to spend a lot of money! 】
This dinner of the federal competition made the already stretched soul beast reserves even worse.
The spirit beast co-leader is like this. The Federation only needs to use the spirit beast to cook to please the players, but Gu Yuena has a lot to consider.
“Who said this soup is bad? I think this soup is great!”
Leng Yulai saw that Qiangu Huangyu and Gu Yuena had strange expressions. He thought the soup was not delicious, so he took a sip, but he didn't expect that the sea cucumber soup tasted quite good.
"Ahem," Qiangu Huangyu coughed awkwardly, and then prepared to enlighten Gu Yuena, saying, "Gu Yue, what do you think Shrek's main dish is?"
"Wind Demon Wolf!" Gu Yuena replied subconsciously.
“It looks like a wind demon dog to me!” Qiangu Huangyu said with a smile.
“Sister Huang Yu, you can’t even tell the difference between a wolf and a dog, right?” Qian Renxue teased.
"How could that happen?" Qiangu Huangyu said with a smile.
"Huang'er, how about you tell me how to distinguish a wolf from a dog?" Gu Yuena also became interested at this time and smiled.
Qiangu Huangyu said, "Looking at moral character, those with pure minds are wolves, and those with dirty hearts are dogs."
"Hahaha!"
Qiangu Huangyu's voice was not clear. It was not too small, just big enough for the people around to hear clearly, and it immediately caused a burst of laughter.
Zang Xin, who was at Shrek's table, happened to hear this sentence, and his face immediately darkened.
"Calm down, now is not the time to conflict with them." Cao Dezhi said quickly. Yun Ming's performance last time was a disaster, which made Shrek lose face.
And now Ming Geng, who has the strongest combat power in Yun, has directly entered the ICU, which has eliminated Shrek's combat advantage.
However, before Cao Dezhi could finish speaking, Qiangu Huangyu’s voice sounded again.
“Looking at the attitude towards food, what separates from the group is the wolf, and what is gained is the dog.”
Cao Dezhi's expression suddenly froze on his face. Listening to the laughter of the people around him, he only felt that they were noisy.
"Look at the sense of direction. After circling in circles, the ones who are awake and not barking are wolves, and those who are dizzy are dogs."
Cai Yue'er never wanted to see her male god Yun Ming being slandered. Especially when he was slandered by the person he hated the most, he was about to explode, but was stopped by the troubled world around him.
"Don't be impulsive, now is not the time to break out into conflict with them."
Even with Qianhuang Yu flapping her butterfly wings, Cai Yue'er still fell in love with Yun Ming, but her feelings , destined to get no response.
[I like her so much, she shouldn’t say anything about me, right? 】A touch of luck arose in Zhuo Shi's heart.
“Look at the way you eat, it’s a wolf that swallows it, and a dog that pecks it.”
“Hahaha,” Feng Wuyu looked at his old enemy Zhuo Shi’s black pig liver His face couldn't help but laugh.
"I'm sorry, I...I didn't mean it...just...I just couldn't help it...hahahaha" Feng Wuyu said while laughing.
“Look at the recipe. If there is fish in the recipe, it is a wolf; if there is no fish, it is a dog.”
"Hahaha!"
This time Feng Wuyu looked ugly, but a smile appeared on Zhuoshi's face.
"You two stop here." Guan Yue said helplessly as she looked at Zhuo Shi and Feng Wuyu who were like two living treasures.
"Look at your attitude towards the moon. The one who howls at the moon is a wolf, and the one who watches the moon is a dog."
Now Guan Yue also fell silent with a dark face amidst the laughter and laughter. .
"Look at the ears. Those with triangular ears are wolves, and those with moon ears are dogs."
Cai Yue'er almost spit out a mouthful of old blood and glared at Qiangu Huangyu who was talking eloquently in the center of the crowd.
“Look at the attitude towards shit, those who don’t eat shit are wolves, and those who eat shit are dogs.”
“Hahahahaha——”
The banquet hall suddenly Extremely loud laughter broke out, and the entire banquet hall entered a sea of joy.
Some people laughed so hard that their bodies trembled violently like willows in the wind. They covered their stomachs with both hands, as if the laughing gas in their stomachs was about to burst;
Some people laughed loudly, and their laughter was as deafening as a bell. , every sound is in the hall The walls inside were bumping back and forth, causing the crystals on the crystal chandelier to rattle slightly;
Some people laughed so hard that they burst into tears, and the crystal teardrops were like dewdrops on flower petals in the morning, twinkling under the bright light. The light of joy.
Most people have long disliked Shrek and the Tang Sect, but they just didn't dare to attack them. But now that someone is firing Italian artillery, they will naturally follow the soldiers to attack.
"Huang'er, you are so bad." Gu Yuena covered her mouth and chuckled. How could her eyes still have the depressed look before?
"Gu Yue, how could you destroy someone's innocence like this?" Qiangu Huangyu said innocently.
Qiangu Huangyu's gaze inadvertently swept over Chen Hanyu's body, causing a drop of cold sweat to fall on Chen Hanyu's pretty face, who was sitting upright in the seat of the Temple of War like a noble lady.
[She must not say anything: Looking at the attitude towards jade, the one who bit the jade into pieces is a wolf, and the one who bites the jade is a dog! Then I will become everyone’s laughing stock! 】
Chen Hanyu's extremely proud character absolutely cannot accept such a thing happening.
Although Shui Qingli didn't understand why Chen Hanyu's body suddenly started to tremble, she still held her little hand, wanting to pass on her strength to her.
"Qiangu Huangyu, don't go too far!" Cao Dezhi shouted coldly. If he scolded himself, that would be fine. Seeing that his alma mater, Shrek, had become the laughing stock of the audience, he knew what he had to do as Shrek's captain.
Qiangu Huangyu did not accept the move at all, but said with a smile, "Why, I was just discussing the difference between wolves and dogs. Is it possible that this will also irritate our dignified young man?" Mr. Cao Dezhi, who is number one on the genius list?"
"No way, no?"
"You!" Cao Dezhi couldn't help but couldn't find the point of his attack. , but heard the laughter in the banquet hall getting a little louder.
The entire banquet hall entered a sea of joy, but the six Shrek people were on pins and needles, feeling that they were noisy.
…
The one-on-one semi-finals came as scheduled, although the repeated delays in the schedule caused extreme dissatisfaction from the audience. After all, many viewers took annual leave to watch the game. .
As a result, the annual vacation was over and the game was not finished, so many dissatisfied spectators shouted for refunds.
But when the game was held again, the audience came back to watch the game with integrity.
It is a principle to scold the official, and it is life to watch the game, not to be shabby!
Qiangu Huangyu noticed that although the audience cheered less than before on the way to the stadium, the enthusiasm of the audience was no less than before after entering the stadium.
"They are still very happy even though they have been delayed for so many days." Gu Yuena said with emotion as she looked at the enthusiastic audience in the stands.
"Because it's very safe here. They must have heard about the recent rebellion by evil soul masters, but there are so many Ultimate Douluo in the stadium, at least safety can be guaranteed." Qiangu Huangyu replied. road.
When the time for the game was about to come, in full view of everyone, Yu Haosheng stepped onto the fighting stage.
"Then...that person is the master of the Temple of War, right?"
"A quasi-god is actually presiding over the competition?"
After the death of Light Douluo Liang Sheng, it was actually... Yu Haosheng, the master of the Temple of War, personally came to host the competition. The appearance of this big man once again ignited the atmosphere at the scene.
"The first one-on-one semi-final match, Yu Guanzhi versus Cao Dezhi."
Yu Haosheng has always been a resolute person, without any unnecessary nonsense or warm-up words, he announced directly The game starts directly.
Soon, Yu Guanzhi and Cao Dezhi also appeared on the playing field respectively.
“When a father serves as a referee for his son, doesn’t that count as cheating?” Qian Renxue asked doubtfully.
"There is no way, my father will definitely be the referee for me in the final of the soul battle. In the seven-on-seven final, Tianjuan will definitely be the referee for his disciple Guan Yue."
"It's not that I don't want to give you fairness, but my strength doesn't allow it!" Qiangu Huangyu said with a smile.
“Let’s take a good look, we will face them soon and see what cards they have.” Leng Yaozhu said.
While Qiangu Huangyu and the others were communicating, the competition on the field gradually became more intense.
Cao Dezhi and Yu Guanzhi are both the proud sons of heaven, and they are both young and successful, but neither of them underestimated the other. From the very beginning, they used their martial soul avatars and two-word battle armor to elevate the atmosphere of the arena. Towards a new peak!
"Did they actually use the Doukai and Martial Soul Avatar right from the start? Are they planning to fight quickly?" Qiangu Dongfeng said in confusion as he looked at the two people fighting on the competition stage.
"Logically speaking, none of them would be so impatient." Qiangu Qingfeng was also a little confused.
On the field, Cao Dezhi and Yu Guanzhi seemed to be on fire, using their soul skills on each other as if they were free of charge.
The audience looked at the incomparably splendid soul skills and shouted that it was worth the ticket price!
Qiangu Huangyu frowned slightly, "Have you noticed that even though they have so many soul skills, they don't seem to be injured much."
Qiangu Huangyu watched helplessly as Cao Dezhi was in the martial arts With the full assistance of the soul avatar and the two-word battle armor, the sixth soul skill Duanqing was released, but Yu Guanzhi easily dodged it by turning sideways.
The thunder dragon drawn by Yu Guanzhi with one stroke of his pen was dodged by Cao Dezhi with a squat.
This made Qiangu Huangyu feel inexplicably like when he was watching Kizaru fight against Rayleigh.
"Are they trying to fix the match?" Gu Yuena said speechlessly.
"It's too much. Cao Dezhi is almost as blind as a blind man now, but why was he so fierce when he chopped me?" Leng Yulai said angrily.
“Perhaps Shrek and the Temple of War have reached some secret deal in private?” Qian Renxue couldn’t help but wonder.
Sure enough, Cao Dezhi and Yu Guanzhi didn't fight for long before Cao Dezhi gave up on the grounds of lack of soul power.
Although the competition lasted only a short time, the audience was very satisfied. The martial soul avatar, the two-word battle armor, and various soul skills were dancing wildly. This was the stage of destiny they wanted to see!
However, laymen only watch the fun, and experts watch the door. Qiangu Huangyu and the others will not be frightened by such a perfunctory competition.
Leng Yaozhu thought, "I don't know if you have noticed that although Cao Dezhi and Yu Guanzhi seemed to be fighting lively, neither of them was actually seriously injured."
"Even though Cao Dezhi and Yu Guanzhi seemed to have a lively fight." The use of many soul skills consumes a lot of soul power, but with the soul core, it only takes a while to recover, so it won't It will affect the subsequent competition.”
“And the most important thing is,” Qiangu Huangyu took over the words, “They all use the soul skills and combat skills that they have used before, and even the fighting methods are the same. So."
"In other words, they didn't produce anything new in this battle."
"So they are trying to fix the match!" Leng Yulai said dissatisfied.
"Nana, what about us?" Qian Renxue asked.
"We will fight how they fight!" Gu Yuena replied with a smile.
Isn’t it just to crack down on match-fixing? It’s like no one knows how to do it.
As expected, when Yu Haosheng announced the start of the competition between Gu Yuena and Qian Renxue, the two of them were also flying with soul skills. Moreover, they both knew how to fly, and their flying posture was also very graceful, as if they were dancing. The butterflies look like they are fighting.
After dancing for almost twenty minutes, Qian Renxue gave up for the same reason: lack of soul power.
The audience in the stands burst into cheers even louder than the one between Yu Guanzhi and Cao Dezhi. Qian Renxue and Gu Yuena were already very popular with their beautiful appearance and powerful martial arts. Yu Cao Dezhi and Yu Guanzhi.
In addition, the two people's dancing postures are astonishing and beautiful, and they are extremely popular.
Chen Hanyu was sitting in the audience, lying on Shui Qingli's round and plump thighs. Looking at Gu Yuena and Qian Renxue competing for beauty on the stage, she felt that her limelight had been stolen again.
"I will make them look good tomorrow!" Chen Hanyu said angrily.
Shui Qingli knew the character of her childhood sweetheart very well, and echoed, "Hanhan, you are the most dazzling."
"How can you be so popular even though it is a fake game?" Leng Yulai Seeing that the popularity of the two fake matches was much more enthusiastic than when she and her sister struggled to deal with Zang Xin and Cao Dezhi, she couldn't help but feel a little bit off guard.
"They are just watching the fun, and they will think whichever one looks good is better." Leng Yaozhu comforted.
Qiangu Huangyu looked at the roaring audience and felt their unprecedented enthusiasm. He murmured, "Since the audience likes gorgeous things so much, why not just hold a performance contest?" It’s called the Gorgeous Contest”
p.s.:
There is another chapter at the end, with a total of 6,000 words, which can be regarded as the third update. Thank you all book friends for your support.
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