Chapter 131: Bogus Corpse
“Uncle, I don’t understand what you just said, but I always think it’s awesome.”
“Well... you think it’s awesome too, right? To be honest, Me too..."
"Haha! You're so funny, uncle."
"No! I'm super serious."
"Hahaha..."
...
"Let go! Haitang, let me go and let me beat this guy up. He really deserves a beating!"
< br>Looking at the big and small people laughing and joking and walking further and further away, Yan Weiwei finally couldn't hold back her teeth and claws.
"Calm down! Calm down!" Lin Haitang stopped Yan Weiwei with a bit of laughter and laughter.
"Shameless! It's so shameless! He thought he had won the championship!
You actually said that I don't know how to drive? I've never been said like this by someone who is chasing my life around the Soviet Union!
How could that bastard be so scared that he found so many incomprehensible adjectives to pretend to be 13!
If there hadn’t been thunder today, I guarantee he wouldn’t have been able to get out of this telephone pole!”< br>
Lin Haitang was speechless.
"Chasing life in Su City"? What kind of nicknames are these...
Seeing that Yan Weiwei was about to step forward again, she quickly stopped her.
"Okay, okay, you are allowed to scare people and not allow them to take advantage of me?"
"What do you mean by taking advantage in words? This is better than actually taking advantage of me. It’s even worse than cheap!”
“Okay, I’ll remind him later to keep his mouth shut if he can do it?”
"He dares! Break his dog's paws!"
Lin Haitang rolled his eyes and then gave her a strange look.
“It’s strange, why are you always targeting him today?
Didn’t I tell you before that he doesn’t have a girlfriend? Didn’t I misunderstand him before?
Weren’t you thinking about how to commit yourself to each other not long ago? It’s not like you want to get married today, but it seems like you want to make enemies?”
A trace of embarrassment suddenly flashed across Yan Weiwei's face.
"I...I was impulsive! I have calmed down during this time!"
Hmph! Who let him know that I misunderstood but didn't even give an explanation...
"Hey! What are you two mumbling about behind you? Come up quickly!"
In front, Meng Lang pressed the button He stopped at the elevator door and shouted to the two of them.
...
"Hmm! This bacon tastes good, oooh~"
Yan Weiwei ate a piece of bacon with garlic sprouts in one bite.
The pink lean meat with clear texture has a toughness that is different from fresh pork, combined with the crystal clear and crisp fat.
After one bite, the lean meat is salty and chewy, the fat meat is juicy but not greasy, and the tender and spicy garlic sprouts give it a unique smoky taste.
In addition to a few home-cooked dishes, there are spring rolls, duck necks, and bacon that Meng Lang brought back from his hometown.
"I didn't bring anything for you when I went back. These are some specialties from our hometown. Let's try them all. Xiaoyu, try this duck neck."
"Yeah! Okay. Eat!”
“It’s delicious, I’ll leave you a few more packets.”
“Thank you, uncle!” Xiaoyu smiled sweetly.
Seeing Meng Lang take out several packages of fungus, mountain mushrooms and other things from the heavy luggage bag, Lin Haitang couldn't help but smile while eating.
Isn’t this general agent character supposed to be a loner, or have family members who are members of some mysterious scientific research institutions?
This is good, going home is like robbing someone, looking like a Japanese invader has entered the village.
Hmm...this agent is a bit down-to-earth...
"Here! This is a return gift from my parents. They like what you gave me very much."
Meng Lang smiled and placed a few packages of inexpensive but carefully packed delicacies in front of Lin Haitang.
“For me?” Lin Haitang was stunned for a moment.
"Of course, courtesy must reciprocate!"
"Reciprocity?" Yan Weiwei's eyes swept between them.
“I don’t even know, has your relationship progressed so fast? We have started to communicate through the air. When do you plan to meet your parents?”
"Ahem!" Meng Lang choked as soon as he took a mouthful of rice.
“Don’t talk nonsense!” Lin Haitang glared at Yan Weiwei. "Meng Lang has helped me so much, I just gave him something to express my gratitude."
"To express my gratitude, you have to carry me behind your back..." Yan Weiwei felt aggrieved.
"Why are you carrying me behind my back? You were so drunk that night that you were unconscious. You couldn't drink but you still had to show off your strength."
"Well! Master Yan, you are walking around the world, but your drinking capacity is still the same. You have to practice." Meng Lang couldn't help but give an assist.
"What? I can't drink enough!" Yan Weiwei glared at Meng Lang, getting angry whenever this was mentioned.
I wanted to trick the other party, but I ended up in a big embarrassment. It was so shameful and humiliating!
"I was in bad shape when I came to visit my aunt last time. Do you dare to compete with me again today!"
Meng Lang was stunned. Even her aunt could use it as an excuse when she came. These girls are really fierce.
While I was stunned, I saw that Yan Weiwei had taken out two bottles of Maotai from the cabinet last time, and slapped the table on the table with a "Duang!"
Meng Lang was speechless.
Is this cabinet a "Moutai counter"? What's the matter with the endless supply?
How much Maotai have you saved in it?
It is said that "Those who buy Moutai should not drink Moutai, and those who drink Moutai should not buy Moutai." What on earth does this guy do at home?
“What? Don’t you dare?”
Meng Lang looked at Yan Weiwei strangely.
Hmm...the collagen on the other person's face is called "confidence", and the curve of the corner of the mouth is called "provocation".
That’s right, it’s a confident expression.
But... even if you have to practice your drinking capacity, it cannot be achieved overnight.
You were knocked down by yourself a few days ago. What gave you the confidence?
Could it be that out of revenge, he went out of his way to practice some special skill that could force him to drink?
Then the question is, if I were really knocked down by her today... would it count as "renewing the relationship"?
emm......
Making a choice is not difficult. What is difficult is that you are asked to make choices one after another, and each time you have to undergo a cruel torture on your personality!
So this time...scumbag, or not?
The eye of fate is so vicious, always challenging my weaknesses time and time again...
Looking at Meng Lang's expression of excitement, but also seeming to be worried, and extremely tangled, Yan Weiwei glared.
"Do you dare? It's my mother-in-law's fault!"
Meng Lang looked at her helplessly.
【If marriage is really the tomb of love, then blind date is to look at the feng shui of the tomb, and confession is to dig one's own grave, marriage is to sacrifice one's love, to fall in love with another is to move the tomb, and the third party is to rob the tomb. 】
Thinking of what I once said, if marriage is really the tomb of love.
Then...what I did today should be considered a corpse fraud...
I sighed deeply.
Once upon a time, a beautiful woman forced me to submit, but I refused. I only regretted it after losing her. The most painful thing in life is this.
If God could give me a chance to come back, I would say to that girl...
"I'm sorry! I have to go to a driving school tomorrow morning. Don't drink while driving, and don't drive after drinking!"
Yan Weiwei: "..." (End of Chapter)