Chapter 21 "Chat"
"(*noise), (*sound of rustling pages)."
"Ah (*audio test), this is The playback of the recording from "Akiyo Kuroki", a patient with White Night Syndrome, has "disclosure" permission, so listeners don't have to worry about being silenced after hearing it. "
" (*sound of pressing switch), (*noise). ”
“Originally, I planned to code words immediately after get off work today, and then strive for more updates, and then I just encountered such a thing in a group chat that made me feel disgusting. It is related to Some book friends who are reading books now may also be concerned, so I would like to talk about it specifically. ”
"As for the issue of recommendation votes for this book, I don’t know how many book friends read the book after seeing the ridiculous rankings on the suspense recommendation list - which I also think are ridiculous. I would like to clarify something here. , this data is not "brushed". "
"First of all, many authors know the fact that recommendation tickets have become useless since the Qidian was revised. "
" Even if you don't know, after changing the contract status, the panel about the number of recommendation votes no longer appears on the work details page, which reflects from the side that this recommendation vote is really not a very important thing. "
"Secondly, if I have the money, why don't I buy a monthly ticket? If I do activities at the starting point, I can get a lottery with a monthly ticket of 1,000 yuan, and the minimum reward is 100 yuan. My monthly ticket itself is small, and I can watch it last month. Yes, I only have a few dozen, which is still more than 900 short of a thousand. ”
“If I had too much real money to burn, why wouldn’t I buy a monthly pass? No, if I had too much real money, why would I write a book? After it’s on the shelves, rubbish like me can earn at most four A subsidy of 1,500 yuan is enough. ”
"Also, to make a digression, the avatar of Akira Kuroki's account and some of the emoticons he uses are all drawn by himself. At that time, I had the idea to draw a leather case and live broadcast on a small station, but the result was v The circle was so stinky that I gave up the idea.”< br>
“(*sound of knocking on the table) Ah, some old readers may ask why they don’t submit it internally. If they submit it internally, they can directly get guidance from the editor to know where the problem lies.”
< br>"That's it, you guys If you have read my books, you should know that I am very good at describing environments and atmospheres, but I am not that good at it.”
“For this reason, I am sure that I am inwardly attracted to it. The editor must have been rejected.”
“Ah, actually there are some small force majeure factors, that is, the editor I worked with either resigned or ran away or stopped reviewing manuscripts, so now Qidian no longer has an editor I am familiar with.”
"When I opened this book, I didn't tell many past readers about opening the book, only a small number of them."
"So this is why there are so many readers with extremely high recommendation votes. Readers voted for me, and they were all eighty, ninety or even more than a hundred. I voted five or six times a day, and over time it became like this.”
“Here I would like to thank the book friends who gave me so many recommendation votes. Thank you very much. I can only blame myself for the series of misunderstandings.”
“ What I just said, what happened in the group chat, the person asked me if I had used the recommendation ticket red envelope or something. Although I have not sent it now, but I was so stupid when I first started writing a book a long time ago. Send red envelopes for recommendation tickets.”
“I will explain in detail. , at the current starting point, the recommendation vote red envelope is mainly to attract robot voting and robot collection. After sending it out, you will see a series of book friends xxxxxx or readers xxxx or a randomly named robot casting a vote. ”
"Note that it is a ticket, which means that no matter how many are issued, the value shown in the background will always be a long list of recommended tickets. I took a look at my background and there was no such situation, so I ruled out that someone would give it to me. Possibility of earning red envelopes for recommendation votes.”
“Insert a sentence here, (*knocks the table hard. (voice), please don’t send me red envelopes for recommendation votes. The first recommendation ticket is useless. The robot collection attached to the second red envelope will affect my judgment of the real collection data. If you have the money for the third one, why not give it to me as a reward? You can also accumulate fan points and let me add more updates.”
“If there are still readers and book friends. If you don’t believe me, I can prove my innocence by sending out screenshots of all the recommendation votes I’ve received since I started this book.”
“Ah, besides, the suspense recommendation list is based on weekly data, not. The total recommendation data, not to mention the total recommendation vote data of all categories, I thought, if I always The third recommendation is that I don’t even want the book. I must have been swiped.”
“It’s been three years since the epidemic. It’s normal for everyone to be violent and angry after being at home for a long time. I can do that too. Understand, I am also very angry. It can be said that because of my special profession, I am more angry than most people.”
"But (*sound of slamming the table)."
"But! If you want to use me as a young author to vent your anger, then I won't accompany you. Everyone is born to parents, so why should I I want to be angry with you, right?”
“If you accuse me of being slanderous as soon as you come up and tell me not to be so stubborn, and then say “I didn’t attack you” afterwards, then you really know how to speak human language, and you can speak like your ancestor. All the resurrection coupons I finally saved were used up. "
" (*breathing), by the way, there is one more thing, one thing in the book club earlier, a person, oh, you can see it on the fan list, that's the one The person named "Jue Ling Guijun" gave me a reward of two yuan, and then asked me to be the administrator. "
"I didn't give it, and then he used his inexplicable brain circuit to tell me "Okay, then I'll retreat", and then I called him "idiot", okay, now I'm caught Having grasped the situation, I took it out of context and posted a screenshot in the book club circle saying, "You are arrogant." ”
"This post has now been deleted by him. At that time, I pinned it to the top and added it to the top, similar to the operation of hanging a monkey."
"Then in the next week or so, the book club group I can blast monkeys every night, and Aite said a series of stupid things to me in the middle of the night when I was about to fall asleep."
"So I have abandoned that group and replaced it with a new one. And strictly check the composition of group friends This way I won’t let this farce continue to play out in my group and disturb the mood of other book friends.”
“(*breathing loudly)”
“Okay, about what I just said in the group. That’s all for the questions in it. I took a look at the number of words in this chapter and it turned out that there are two thousand words. (*Laughter) Of course, these two thousand words are definitely not included in today’s update. Let’s just think of it as me chatting with everyone. .”
"I'll say it again for the last time! I didn't brush up the data. Even if I did, I wouldn't be able to brush up on useless things like recommendation tickets. I might as well brush up on monthly tickets and get a thousand to experience the feeling of betting on dogs."
“(*Noise), I still hope that everyone can interact more in the comment area, discuss the plot, comment on the writing style, or point out what is wrong in the writing. Well, everyone has been reading so hard that I feel like I’m alone (*covering her mouth and laughing bitterly) "
"So, at the end of this recording, welcome to join "WNS Book Friends& "Update reminder group", join the code to reward one penny, ah, it seems that the minimum reward is one yuan, and you can get it. "
" (*noise), (*bright and relaxing music), (*noise), (*sound of hanging up the phone). "
Li Ming looked at the electronic screen speaker in the elevator in front of him with some confusion, "What did this thing just say?" (End of Chapter)