"Haha!"
I sneered back at Zheng Sidan. Instead of replying to her words, I stared at her blankly and started to read.
"What are you looking at? If you dare to look at it again, believe it or not, I will dig out your eyeballs!" This Zheng Sidan, listening to her tone, seems a bit fierce!
“It’s illegal to gouge someone’s eyes out,” I said.
“What is the Dharma?” Zheng Sidan glared at me unhappily and said, “I will teach you the Dharma here today. I can deal with you how I want to deal with you.”
"Really?" I rolled my eyes at Zheng Sidan.
“Smash it with me!” Zheng Sidan ordered the guys she brought.
"Let me see who dares?" Yi Ba came downstairs.
There has been such a big commotion downstairs for a long time, and Yi Ba just came down now. In terms of kung fu, Yi Ba Na is much better than me. It is a bit difficult for me to deal with these people brought by Zheng Sidan by myself. Now that Yi Ba came downstairs, I suddenly felt very at ease and not weak at all.
“So there’s a cow nose hiding upstairs?” Zheng Sidan glanced at Yi Ba and said, “I advise you, little cow nose, to stay out of other people’s business, otherwise you’ll be careful not to eat it. Let’s go!”
"I also have a share in the Yiba Pavilion. You call for people to destroy the Yiba Pavilion. Can I ignore it?" Yi Ba glared at Zheng Sidan and said: "We at the Yiba Pavilion had no grudges against you in the past and have no grudges recently. You ran to What's the matter here? Do you think that our Yiba Pavilion is easy to bully?"
"Me? I'm just bullying you, Yiba Pavilion." Zheng Sidan waved at those guys and ordered: "Smash it with me, you're welcome!"
Seeing that those guys were about to take action, Yi Ba rushed over quickly, knocking down several of them in the blink of an eye.
“Good kung fu!” Zheng Sidan waved to the few people who had not been knocked down by Yi Ba and said, “The people in Yiba Pavilion not only engage in feudal superstition, but also fight for no reason. People, this is provoking trouble, we have to call the police.”
Call the police? Zheng Sidan came to our Yiba Pavilion to cause trouble, but he actually had the nerve to call the police?
"Okay!" I paused and said, "It's best to call the police. I believe the police can tell who is the bad guy and who is the good guy."
Zheng Sidan actually made a phone call and reported Call the police. After a while, a police car drove over, and two guys in uniform walked into Yiba Pavilion.
"Who is beating people and making trouble?" the guy walking in front asked, glaring at me with fierce eyes.
From the look in this guy's eyes, it was as if he recognized me as a bad guy as soon as I walked in.
"Captain Sun, it's the two of them. Not only do they engage in feudal superstition here, they also create troubles and beat people randomly."
Zheng Sidan pointed at me, and then at the few she brought. Yi Ba threw him to the ground, and the guy who was pretending to scream "ouch ouch" said.
"You two, follow me back to the institute for investigation!" Team Sun, whom Zheng Sidan called, obviously knows her! If I just follow Captain Sun, I will suffer a big loss.
Being smart, I quickly took out my phone and sent a text message to Song Xi to explain the situation.
"They came here to cause trouble. Why should we go back with you?" I rolled my eyes at Captain Sun and said, "You arrest people, even if they are unreasonable, you still have to be reasonable. It's the law!"
"You want me to tell you the law?" Captain Sun took the handcuffs from his waist, cuffed me and said, "Go back to the prison and I'll talk to you. Talk about it.”
"There is one more." Zheng Sidan pointed at Yi Ba, as if he was afraid that he would slip through the net.
"Are you going to let us handcuff you away, or will you just follow him back to the station to be investigated?" Captain Sun asked Yi Ba.
"I'll go by myself."
A good man doesn't suffer the immediate consequences, and Yi Ba is not stupid. Besides, he knows that I have already sent a text message to Song Xi.
Captain Sun took Yi Ba and I back to the institute. As for Zheng Sidan, that girl, she didn’t come with us.
"Isn't there something wrong with the way you handle the case?" I asked Captain Sun.
“It’s up to me to decide whether it’s right or not, not what you say!” Team Sun glared at me coldly and said, “You’d better be honest, be lenient if you confess, and be lenient if you resist. Yan.”
“What are you confessing?” I asked.
"Practice in feudal superstition, pick fights and cause trouble, and also intentionally hurt others." When Captain Sun said this, not only did he not blush at all, but he also looked serious.
"It is Zheng Sidan who is provoking trouble! He let her go, but he arrested us two good citizens. Didn't you really realize that you arrested the wrong person?" Anyway, Song Xi will know after a while. He came to save me. Regarding Captain Sun, I don’t need to give him too much face. As long as I can make fun of him, then I can make fun of him.
"Let me tell you carefully. If you don't explain, it seems I have to give you some pain!" Captain Sun seemed to be preparing to beat us to death!
"Don't! If you have something to say, please say it!"
I understand that a good man never suffers immediate losses. Song Xi will definitely come to save me, I have no doubt about it. Before she comes, I have to be steady, and I can't let myself suffer the pain of flesh and blood in vain!
Although I have never experienced this kind of thing, I have heard of it! No matter what, I can't give Captain Sun the chance to torture me.
“Say it well, then say it quickly.” Captain Sun snorted coldly and said: “If you dare to play tricks with me again, believe it or not, I won’t let you say anything even if you want to.”
"Judging from your slave palace, the people under your command, Captain Sun, will probably cause trouble for you!"
Today's divination is Yin Divination, which cannot be read to women, but it can be read to men! Captain Sun is a man, so of course there is no problem if I show him his face or something.
“Stop nagging me, it’s best to explain your problem honestly.” Captain Sun said.
"Since Captain Sun doesn't want to hear it, then I won't say anything." I said.
"I asked you to honestly explain your problems, I'm not asking you to talk nonsense here, understand?" Although Captain Sun was helping Zheng Sidan, he still had some sense of restraint, at least he didn't act recklessly. So far, he has only locked me and Yi Ba in the interrogation room, and nothing else.
As a fortune teller, I can still tell people accurately. This Captain Sun must have some kind of interest relationship with Zheng Sidan. He captured us just to create a situation for Zheng Sidan.
"Zheng Sidan went to Yiba Pavilion to look for me to read my fortune, but I didn't show it to her, so she called those guys to destroy my shop." I said.
"So you admit that you are engaging in feudal superstition, right?" Captain Sun seemed to have grabbed my little tail and asked with a smile: "According to Zheng Sidan, it was you who engaged in feudal superstition." Feudal superstition defrauded her of her money, she went to you to argue, and you beat up the person who was traveling with her, is that right? "
I defrauded her of her money? Zheng Sidan, that stingy bitch, came out with ten yuan. Before I asked for it, she actually had the nerve to say that I had cheated her out of her money.
“Does she still want shame?” I looked at Team Sun speechlessly and asked, “She said I cheated her of a lot of money?”
"One hundred thousand yuan." Captain Sun said.
“That stinky bitch came to me for a fortune teller, and she only took out ten dollars. Before I asked for it, she had the nerve to offer one hundred thousand dollars?” I rolled my eyes at Captain Sun and said, “She Are you so willing to let her insult your intelligence by telling such unreliable lies?”
“Speak with respect!” Captain Sun. She slapped the table and said, "I can tell which sentence is the truth and which sentence is a lie. You don't need to be sarcastic here. Besides, there is a lie in what she said. Are everything you said true? "
"Not all what I said is true, but at least one sentence is certain," I said.
“Which sentence?” Captain Sun looked at me curiously and asked. "That stinky bitch is a broom star. If you are always led by her, you will easily be unlucky." Although my words are a little exaggerated, they are definitely not lies, but touching. Spoken with conscience.