Chapter 63 The real... strong man
After getting off the carriage, Zheng Fan felt that it was so funny that he was just fighting with the air there.
Especially myself and Xu Wenzu, each other thought that the sloppy man was the other's. One expressed kindness, the other expressed caution, but he turned out to be a passerby eating and drinking.
But immediately,
Following Zheng Fan’s order,
Five centurions, including Wang Duan, immediately led their men out and began to search the entire camp for the sloppy man.
The search lasted for two hours, but nothing was found. It seemed that the sloppy man just came over and ate half of the roast chicken before evaporating in the camp.
Zheng Fan didn't like the feeling of being out of control when something unexpected happened, because it would make him unsure whether he could take action against Xu Wenzu in the future.
With a touch of uneasiness, Zheng Fan returned to his tent.
As soon as he opened the tent, Zheng Fan was stunned. He saw the sloppy man sitting next to his bed, eating a small hot pot with chopsticks.
Hot pot was prepared by Siniang for herself. The soul of hot pot is chili, Sichuan peppercorns and other spices. Because there are many merchants in the Western Regions here, there is no shortage and the price is not high.
In ancient times, having a spicy hot pot meal was an absolute pleasure.
But at this moment, someone else was the first to enjoy it.
Zheng Fan's eyes wandered around the tent and saw Siniang standing in the corner, looking wary.
Hoo,
I breathed a sigh of relief,
hot pot,
just eat it if someone eats it,
as long as Siniang is fine.
However, judging from Siniang's guarded posture, he didn't make a mistake. This sloppy man was by no means an easy character.
After all, Siniang is one of the Seven Demon Kings, and she eats more salt than she eats rice;
Zheng Fan believes in her judgment.
Even if it were someone slightly stronger than her, Si Niang would still be able to remain calm and composed, even chatting and laughing, and she would never be in this state.
Come on,
After searching in the camp for so long, this man is actually sitting in his tent eating hot pot.
In particular, Siniang watched him eating hot pot but did not intervene.
I began to weigh in my mind;
Now I put down the curtain and turned around and ran, running with light, could I run to a safe distance?
At least,
run to the center of the team and ask Wang Duan and his men to come and act as scapegoats to stop him?
Zheng Fan looked at Siniang,
Sixiang shook her head slightly.
Hiss...
Does this mean you don’t even have time to run?
Zheng Fan still believed in Siniang's judgment, that is, if the sloppy man in front of him wanted to kill him, he would not be able to escape at this distance.
Then,
there are only two choices left before you.
One is: Hahahaha, I went to the wrong door, brother, keep eating and drinking.
The other one is: Since you can’t beat it, then join it and eat together!
Zheng Fan lowered the curtain, walked in openly, and sat down in front of the sloppy man.
The sloppy man raised his head and glanced at Zheng Fan, then continued to use chopsticks to pick out an egg dumpling from the hot pot and put it into his mouth.
It was very hot. He kept mouthing while eating, raised his neck, and gurgled for a long time before finally swallowing.
Zheng Fan shook his head and said:
“This is wrong, how can you eat hot pot without dipping sauce?”
As he said that, Zheng Fan waved to Siniang and said:
"Si Niang, bring the sauce plate over. Eating hot pot without dipping it is simply blasphemy against hot pot."
Hearing this, the sloppy man suddenly smiled.
It seems that he has completely understood Zheng Fan’s tricks.
But Zheng Fan is really not afraid of the other party knowing his tricks, because he has many tricks.
From Guo Jing and Huang Rong to Zhang Wuji and Xiao Yan, from the Eighteen Palms of Subduing a Dragon to Fighting Qi turning into a horse,
Zheng Fan didn't have too many tricks and routines on how the silly protagonist could win the favor of the big boss.
Life is originally a process of tossing back and forth between routines and anti-routines.
Either, tonight I will get my first opportunity in this world;
Or, next year the blind people can come here, visit their graves and pull weeds at the same time.
Seeing that Zheng Fan had stabilized, Siniang naturally did not show any timidity and immediately went to get the dishes and seasonings.
"Here, watch."
Zheng Fan first scooped the minced garlic into a bowl, added a large amount of chopped green onion and coriander, sprinkled some sesame seeds, then picked up the spoon in the hot pot and scooped out the hot pot. The soup base was poured into the saucepan.
Tsk, tsk, tsk, done!
Sesame and garlic have just been introduced to the East not long ago and have not been cultivated on a large scale. However, it is not difficult to get them here in Hutou City due to the favorable geographical location.
The only shortcoming is that Hutou City is too located in the north and inland, so it is a bit unrealistic to get some oysters and consume a lot of fuel.
Zheng Fan handed the plate of ingredients to the sloppy man in front of him.
The sloppy man was not polite and took it into his hand just like he had received the roast chicken from Xu Wenzu before.
“Eat it with dipping.” Zheng Fan reminded.
The sloppy man picked up a meatball, stirred it in the saucepan, and then put it in his mouth.
“How is it? Is it delicious?”
The sloppy man nodded, then picked up vegetables and ate them more quickly.
“Actually, there is sesame sauce, but I can’t get used to it, so I didn’t make it.
By the way, Siniang, bring out the wine made by A Ming.”
Drinking is not allowed in the military, but now, why do you care about discipline?
Sixiang brought the wine over, poured two glasses of it herself, then stepped back a few steps and stood.
"Here, let's take one?"
Zheng Fan handed a wine glass to the sloppy man.
The sloppy man took the wine glass, seemed to hesitate for a moment, and left with Zheng Fan.
The scene was a bit warm, but only the person involved knew how panicked he was.
Finally, the hot pot is finished.
The hot-pot dishes were all gone. This was Zheng Fan’s food for two days on the road. This guy ate them all in one meal. He seemed a little unsatisfied. He even picked up the pot and drank all the soup.
After eating,
the sloppy man was very satisfied and touched his belly with one hand and started...picking his feet with the other hand.
“Siniang, bring me my Dafu.”
“Okay.”
Si Niang brought the snacks over.
Zheng Fan stretched out his hand and gestured:
"Snacks after the meal."
The sloppy man picked up a big fortune with his toe-picking hands and put it in his mouth, as if I was very satisfied with the soft and glutinous texture, and I ate it up in a hurry.
“Brother, it’s a pity. We are on the road now, and we don’t have many things prepared. Otherwise, when I finish my work this time, you can follow me back. I promise to provide you with good food and drink every day. You will never look the same throughout the year.”
If it were anyone else, if they met such an unfathomable person, they would want to stay away from him as soon as possible, but Zheng Fan did the opposite and wanted to take him home directly.
This is the fortune-making experience of the protagonists in many scripts!
"Hehehehe, hehehehe..."
The sloppy man put his fingers under his nose, sniffed hard, and then laughed.
“Hahahahaha…………”
Although he didn't know what he was laughing about, Zheng Fan also laughed.
“Promise me everything?” asked the sloppy man.
"As long as I have it." Zheng Fan answered simply.
The sloppy man stretched out his hand and pointed at Siniang, who was standing next to her disguised as a man,
“She is very good.”
Siniang's disguise could deceive ordinary people, but she certainly couldn't deceive his eyes.
Hearing this, Zheng Fan smiled,
"Then draw your sword."
There is no need to talk about this.
People who have committed suicide have their first goal in this world, which is to cause trouble.
You have to sacrifice your own woman to compromise. What do you want?
Zheng Fan sees this very clearly.
Six Niang came over, opened her hands, and the silk threads began to stretch out.
The sloppy man showed no reaction, but said calmly:
"She is very good."
"I know."
Then,
The sloppy man pointed at Zheng Fan again and said:
"He, Very good too.”
Obviously, the sloppy man was not referring to Zheng Fan.
Zheng Fan also immediately understood that the other party was referring to the magic pill!
He can even see the existence of magic pills!
The next moment,
A cold feeling began to hit Zheng Fan's whole body,
Violence,
curses,
disasters,
all kinds of negative atmospheres began to be vented.
The sloppy man’s hand was placed on the small table,
He said softly:
“Barbarian God, above.”
“Boom!”
Zheng Fan felt his ears start to roar,
The next moment,
All the threads in Siniang's hands were broken, and the negative aura that had just risen from Zheng Fan's body was forcibly suppressed in an instant!
Zheng Fan's eyes widened and he looked at the sloppy man in front of him,
Damn,
This is a barbarian!
This barbarian is so strong!
What grade is he?
Eighth grade? No, the eighth grade can't be so strong, the seventh grade? Sixth grade? Or even...further forward?
“Your food is delicious.”
The sloppy man waved his hand, and the momentum he had just dissipated instantly.
Six Niang knelt on one knee, breathing heavily, her chest rising and falling.
"I understand what you're thinking."
The sloppy man leaned back slightly and said helplessly:
"It's a pity. In the past, I would have been willing to go to your house." Maybe, I will really give you what you want.”
“Isn’t it possible now?”
Zheng Fan asked.
The sloppy man shook his head and said:
“My time is running out.”
“I have a doctor at home who can treat diseases.” Zheng Fan said immediately .
“I’m not sick.”
There was a hint of amusement in the sloppy man's eyes,
pointing at Zheng Fan again,
said:
"Both of them are very good, you , originally it was quite good, but compared with the two of them, it was... a bit unsightly."
"..." Zheng Fan.
This is not what I want to hear!
"It's a pity that you are not a barbarian, otherwise I could recommend you to the sacrificial hall."
Zheng Fan immediately said seriously: "Yes, I have always regretted this matter. , before, I thought the barbarians were scary and barbaric. , but it wasn’t until I got in touch with them that I realized how cute they are, how good they are at singing and dancing, and how hospitable they are…”
The sloppy man raised his hand towards Zheng Fan,
Zheng Fan blinked and asked:
"What's wrong?"
"Don't stop, keep talking nonsense."
"..." Zheng Fan.
"I have troubled you to cook this whole journey. In return, I will not kill you."
This reward is so generous.
It seems that the sloppy man himself felt that it was a bit too shameless, so he added another line, saying:
"I can also help you kill the fat man in the carriage before I die."
"No, no, no, he is my elder, you misunderstood."
"But I felt your murderous intention towards him in the carriage."
"Uh. …………”
"I'm full. I want to rest. Arrange a tent for me."
"Okay, that's no problem. However, senior, can you tell me your name? If it's inconvenient, just pretend I didn't ask. I just feel like seeing my senior tonight If you don't know the name of your predecessor, you will regret it for the rest of your life. "
"You Chinese people have a saying that a man should not change his name even if he does not change his surname; my name is Que Shi, Sha Tuo Que Shi." br>
Hiss! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !
Holy shit!
"What about you, young man, what's your name?"
Zheng Fan took a deep breath,
clasped his hands and said solemnly:
" My name is Fan Li.”(End of Chapter)