Chapter 217 What a coincidence
Zheng Fan reached out to pick up this thing and looked at it carefully. Not to mention, if any thing is really made to the extreme, it can really give people a sense of art. Feel.
“Ah~”
The Queen Mother of Jin next to her exclaimed, almost fainting from embarrassment. This time Zheng Fan didn’t need to stretch out her hand to press her down. She buried her face in it herself. I didn't dare to raise my head under the quilt.
“Haha.”
Zheng Fan smiled.
He knows this stuff.
Don’t think that only modern people in later generations can play this game. Ancient people have been playing this game for a long time. After all, social development and changes are caused by external conditions, the essence of people, and people’s Instinct needs have always existed.
This thing is called Mr. Jio, also called Mr. "Guo". There are other aliases in different periods, such as "Jingdong Personnel" and "Guangdong Personnel";
Just like Jinhua Ham, Just like Gaoyou preserved eggs, it has created a brand effect.
During the excavation of cultural relics, a lot of such things were unearthed, and many of them were unearthed from the tombs of eunuchs, because ordinary people were really embarrassed to put these things in as funerary objects, and because the eunuchs lacked them, they were very interested in them. There has always been a kind of "admiration" and "admiration".
Generally speaking, these things are mostly made of ceramics. After all, wood is easily damaged if soaked for a long time.
Of course, if the conditions are better, you can choose copper, silver or jade.
However, the Queen Mother of Jin’s penis is even more advanced,
made of ivory!
"Your Majesty, the matters between men and women are human nature, what's the big deal? Don't be shy. Although I have been offensive and disrespectful in the past, I still don't bother to publicize this matter. You can rest assured, Your Majesty."
I don’t know why, but the Queen Mother’s mood stabilized because of this promise. Perhaps it was because of Zheng Fan’s lack of pretentiousness before that she believed Zheng Fan’s promise instead.
Zheng Fan laughed for a while, then put the east and west things into the box, and then put them into the dark compartment, and put the soft quilt back on them, so that they were completely covered.
Then, he stood up and walked to the table in front of him, picked up the teapot and started pouring water - washing his hands.
Hearing the sound of water, the Queen Mother also raised her head and looked here. When she saw Zheng Fan washing his hands, he could not tell whether his already red face had become redder, but there was a hint of anger in his eyes. Fleeting;
This rude man actually despises himself...
After washing his hands, Zheng Fan turned around and found that the Queen Mother's face was flushed at this time, which was really pretty.
Perhaps because of Mr. Jio's relationship, everyone was freed from the previous constraints. Zheng Fan said:
"Let me tell you the truth, the Ancestral Temple and the National Treasury are the two I definitely have to get a place. This time I come, that is In order to seek wealth, Queen Mother, as long as you obey and don't mess around, you can go to Yanjing with your son to enjoy your life. Well, take your ivory with you."
The Queen Mother took a deep breath and seemed to be happy. He completely let go of his restraints and said directly:
"The Imperial Ancestral Temple cannot be moved!"
"In addition to the place of worship, where else do you have more wealth in Jin?"
"No matter what, the Imperial Ancestral Temple is not allowed to be moved!"
"Your words don't count now, be good, don't be emotional."
"Aijia, I still have some private treasury here."
"Don't touch your little private money. I've made the decision and I can let you take it to Yanjing."
"Does the Ai family still have to thank you? General Zheng."
" It's up to you."
Although the Queen Mother of Jin is not as sensible as Princess Fu, the man has a bit of a mean streak.
The ones who came to my door unsolicited did not cherish them, and even showed a little reserve and "purity and self-love".
On the contrary, Zheng Chengshou was really interested in teasing someone like the Queen Mother.
Of course, although Siniang has always said that she wants to create a harem for herself as a princess or a queen mother;
But can you believe what a woman says?
Zheng Fanke still remembers that when he was filling in the plot for the comic "Feng Siniang", he was alone in the studio room designing the four women to torture the heartless men in various cruel and inhumane ways. The plot;
I vaguely remember that I was very excited at the beginning,
Now think about it,
He really looks like a fool.
"Let's stop talking here, but I can't go out for the time being. Do you have anything to eat here?" Zheng Fan asked.
“Aren’t you afraid of the Ai family being poisoned?”
“You are not willing to die.” Zheng Fan said calmly.
"Aijia, Aijia, Aijia is the queen mother of a country, Aijia..."
"Okay, I'm not old, don't always pretend to be old-fashioned, go and find me something "
The Queen Mother hesitated for a moment, then went over and brought over a fruit plate, which contained many pastries and dried fruits.
After placing the things in front of Zheng Fan,
Zheng Fan just held a piece of pastry and played with it in his hand.
"Are you going to eat?" the Queen Mother asked.
“I’m scared.”
“…………” Queen Mother.
“By the way, how many years has it been since the late emperor died?”
“More than ten years.”
"Oh, it's not easy for you, an orphan and a widowed mother."
The Queen Mother silently picked up a piece of pastry, took a bite of it, chewed it and swallowed it.
Zheng Fan was still playing with the cake in his hand, as if it was not something to eat, but a toy.
"General Zheng, the Ai family thinks you are a really interesting person."
"Well, are you interested in someone?"
"You..."
"Don't be nervous, don't be angry. A lot of changes did happen today. Just relax. After all, there will be many similar changes in the future, so you have to get used to it."< br>
“………” Queen Mother.
“Actually, your Jin Kingdom could have lasted longer.”
The Situ family was preparing for the Gangbarians in Tianduan Mountain,
The Yan people will not launch an attack on the Situ family at this time.
The two sides tacitly agree to divide the state of Jin. Hello, I am good, everyone is good.
But Emperor Jin himself did this, which caused a chain reaction.
In Zheng Fan's opinion, the purpose of Jingnan Hou's coming this time was just to completely wipe out the Gyeonggi area that had no existing value, and to relocate the Emperor of Jin, the Queen Mother, and their close relatives. Go to Yanjing.
From now on, the Jin State will be clean, with only the Yan State and the Situ Family.
Marquis Jingnan did not plan to use troops against the Situ family at this time, otherwise he would definitely bring over the main force of the Jingnan army from Litian City.
"The Ai family agrees with my son's plan." The Queen Mother said.
"What's the use of your approval? As a woman who has lived in the palace for most of her life, it's okay to have fun in the harem and fight in the palace. How can you mess around in military and national affairs?
Actually, originally, if your son didn't do this, I might come here with gifts to greet you during the holidays.
I am the city guard of Shengle City, Shengle City, you know. Right? ”
The Queen Mother nodded and said: "Jin is the most barren and miserable place."
"..." Zheng Fan.
After calming down,
Zheng Fan said:
"Originally, when your son returned from Yanjing, I walked with him through the same road and walked together for many days. I want to flatter your son and make him look familiar, so that we can collaborate more easily in the future.
Who would have imagined that your son wouldn't even pay attention to me, and I just pressed my hot face against his cold ass. "
" Bang! ”
A crisp sound.
The Queen Mother’s face that had just calmed down suddenly turned red again, and she looked at Zheng Fan in disbelief.
Zheng Fan put his palm on his In front of me, my fingertips were gently stroking,
Said:
“It’s even now.”
At this moment, there was a noise outside, and another cavalry entered the palace.
"Okay, I have to go out and be busy. Thank you Queen Mother for your hospitality. We will meet again next time."
Zheng Fan stood up with satisfaction and walked to the door of the palace.
What he saw was Ren Juan, the commander-in-chief of Xinsu City.
Ren Juan did not dismount,
followed by a group of knights covered in blood.
"Zheng Fan, the last general guarding Shengle City, please see Ren Zongbing!"
Wearing armor, there is no need to kneel down.
"Yu Huacheng is dead." Ren Juan said with a somewhat unkind expression.
Zheng Fan was stunned for a moment and then understood.
It seems that Liang Cheng and the others have inherited their good luck in grabbing heads.
“Zheng Chengshou is indeed well-mannered, and I admire him.”
“Your Majesty, your words are serious, we are all members of the Jingnan Army.”
In front of Li Fusheng, we are all from Beifeng County, our own people, our own people.
When we were in front of Ren Juan, we all followed Jingnan Marquis, and we were all our own people.
"Is it possible that I will be jealous of your merits? The Marquis is not here now, so I came here specially to see if the Queen Mother of Jin is inside?"
"Ask your Majesty. , inside, everything must be done.”
“Okay, I will order you to keep an eye on the Queen Mother of Jin to maintain the stability of the palace without making any mistakes.”
"The last general takes orders."
"Okay, I have to lead my people to the countryside to meet the Marquis."
"Sir, please go, I am here."
"Yes."
Ren Juan may have wanted to express his closeness on purpose, so he forced out a smile. This smile was very embarrassing and awkward.
Only then did Zheng Fan realize that the other party's bad face before was not because Liang Cheng and the others killed Yu Huacheng and he was jealous of him for taking the military glory, but because this person had such an "enemy face".
Ren Juan led his troops away, and specially gave Zheng Fan 200 more soldiers, which meant that Zheng Fan now had 500 cavalry to guard this palace, or in other words, the entire Jin palace.
In the past, this would have been a joke, but now,
Knowing that he has 500 Jingnan Army cavalry in hand, Zheng Fan dares to confront a thousand Jin regular army cavalry .
Right now, in the capital city, not to mention a thousand regular cavalry, can we pull out a thousand organic soldiers and horses, or even a thousand rabble?
After stretching,
Zheng Fan walked back to the bedroom.
Inside, the Queen Mother of Jin was still sitting on the chair, seemingly in a daze.
When she saw Zheng Fan leaving and returning,
the Queen Mother was shocked.
"Hey, isn't this the Queen Mother? What a coincidence, we actually meet again."
"..." The Queen Mother. (End of this chapter)