Chapter 460 Childbirth Experience
"It's better if you don't go." Feng Zixuan teased Wang Jiani.
"It's hard to explain things at home...sigh." Wang Jiani's clear face showed a hint of helplessness.
It is difficult for a family to recite the scriptures, and it is difficult for everyone to deal with these things.
Even if it is difficult, it must be done.
Feng Zixuan was no longer in a hurry. After answering, he sat on the chair and watched Wang Jiani busy.
The red-crowned crane was more honest than Feng Zixuan imagined, but it had a lot less hair. It was a bit bald and unsightly. It was probably picked up by bamboo.
Before leaving get off work, Wang Jiani added bamboo shoots to Zhuzi, Big Fat Niu, and Er Fat Niu, and fed Zhu Da and Zhu Er another basin of milk.
This job is actually a bit hard, especially since Zhuda and Zhuer were just born, and they had to stay up late intermittently.
Feng Zixuan felt better when Wang Jiani said that there was someone on the night shift and she was not needed.
Maybe it will be better when Zhuda and Zhuer grow up.
Luo Hao said at that time how many panda cubs Ha Dong could raise? There seemed to be four of them, which were the ones Luo Hao and Qin Ling were interviewing.
We can't bring all the pregnant pandas back. It's only fair that everyone shares some of the benefits.
Ha Dong went from not having a single giant panda to now, which can be regarded as the biggest advantage.
As for the bamboo, it is not a Ha Dong. The registered permanent residence is in Beidong, and the family is a serious giant panda in the imperial capital.
Wang Jiani finished cleaning up and went to change clothes. Soon she came out and the little bunch of hair on her head was untied.
Feng Zixuan wanted to ask Xiao Daimao if he could accept the signals sent by the giant panda? How can I get it done at work and untie it after get off work?
But this topic was a bit unserious, so Feng Zixuan still held back and found time to ask Luo Hao.
Leaving Hadong, a woman in her thirties with an indifferent expression stood at the door.
Feng Zixuan had a headache. When dealing with medical disputes, he was most afraid of meeting people with this kind of appearance.
Paranoid and extremely confident, without any trust in other people and things.
When talking to this kind of person, the difficulty of solving problems will be +1... no, at least +2.
"Da Nizi, what is this?"
"Uncle Feng, we happened to meet each other today and let's have dinner together tonight." Wang Jiani said with a smile.
The eldest cousin's face was suddenly covered with frost.
Wang Jiani's meaning is obvious and anyone can understand it. Feng Zixuan smiled, trying to be as gentle as possible, and did not follow too closely, trying to make himself disappear.
"You too, call everyone uncle."
"He is really my dad's friend. I have been called Uncle Feng for many years."
Feng Zixuan sighed inwardly, Wang Jiani used to be so simple and honest, and within a year, she no longer even blushed when she lied. That piece of shit Luo Hao has no skills at all, and he leads all the girls to bad things.
"How are you doing lately?" The eldest cousin changed the subject.
“It’s good, not busy at all.”
"If you don't work hard when you are young, what will you do in the future? Now you have no ability at all, what about the future?"
"I can do a lot of work."
"Raising giant pandas? What kind of skill is that?" the eldest cousin scolded.
Feng Zixuan had a headache.
"Luo Hao said, you need to feel relaxed when you go to work. This is not a hospital. My boss asked me to do it. He didn't say I have to do it well. That's fine. It's not like the earth will stop turning without me. I don't need to think too much about myself. ”
"..."
"..."
"Why are you talking to Luo Hao... you didn't listen to a word I told you!" the eldest cousin said with a gloomy face.
Then, she paused, stood firm, solemnly, and adjusted her clothes subconsciously.
This movement was so abrupt that even Feng Zixuan was stunned.
"Director Geng."
When she said these three words, the eldest cousin bowed slightly. Although Feng Zixuan did not see her facial expression, the respect came out spontaneously, and there was no need to look further.
This is too much!
Why is it like talking about the emperor in ancient times? Feng Zixuan smiled helplessly in his heart.
But this kind of person is difficult to deal with. The more flattering he is to those above, the more cruel he will be to those below. No matter how many directors there are in the nursing department, they all want to beat the nurses to their bones and suck out their marrow.
By the same token, Feng Zixuan understood very well what they were thinking.
"Director Geng is indeed optimistic about Luo Hao now, but what about in the future? Can you guarantee that he will always be like this?"
"Harm, who can guarantee the future." Wang Jiani didn't care.
"So, you need to let him know how difficult it is for you."
"Cousin, our Northeast is the most equal place between men and women. I heard from my father that at that time, women had to work in mines to mine coal. Later, when they found that it was not possible, they just gave it up. But in general, men and women were treated equally in all jobs, and they were never asked to do so. A precedent for equal signs to take advantage.”
"You! You know how to talk back!" The eldest cousin lost respect for Director Geng, even if it was just a casual mention.
Wang Jiani remained silent and stopped talking.
"I'll take you to see it. If you have time, let Luo Hao try giving birth. Let me tell you, if you don't try it yourself, who would know that it's not easy for you."
The eldest cousin kept talking, and Feng Zixuan couldn't help but sigh in his heart.
However, Feng Zixuan did not interrupt the other party's words. He was an outsider. He couldn't stand it for a while so that Wang Jiani could escape.
Having such relatives is indeed a headache.
Feng Zixuan thought of the bride who refused to get out of the car because her best friend encouraged her to increase the price temporarily.
As long as the ears are softer, they will be different in this life.
But now, Wang Jiani seems to be fine. This kid looks soft, but is actually soft on the outside and strong on the inside. He has a good idea.
The eldest cousin kept nagging and glanced at Feng Zixuan before getting in the car.
"I'll navigate it myself." Feng Zixuan smiled.
He has deep thoughts, how could he let his eldest cousin see the clues?
Got in the car and came to the confinement center.
This store is one of the top five confinement centers in the provincial capital and offers a variety of packages.
However, the minimum starts from 50,000 and the maximum is nearly one million.
This is a place where even Feng Zixuan would be speechless.
On the third floor, the lights were bright, and there were shadowy figures in several rooms.
The eldest cousin and Wang Jiani were standing outside, and someone was explaining to them. Feng Zixuan approached and heard the service staff's words.
"Men and women have different physiological structures. Labor pain experience devices usually place the current on the belly, but there is still a big difference in the pain tolerance between the belly and the uterus."
This is a trick, of course Feng Zixuan knows it, and she will give it up soon. Only by turning around can she say what she wants to say.
But Feng Zixuan didn't wait for a turning point, and this little talk didn't start to show off directly. The woman was still talking tirelessly.
"In reality, it is not uncommon for women to die during childbirth.
According to data released by the National Health Commission, with the great improvement of medical standards, the national maternal mortality rate will drop from 1,000 per 100,000 to 16 per 100,000 in 2020.
But pregnant women still face the risk of death. This element of life-threatening concern is not reflected in the birth experience. ”
“On top of that, you have to face severe pain.”
"The top level of pain, according to medical classification, pain is divided into..."
The service staff pretended to be professional and started to explain, which is all cliché.
Feng Zixuan felt bored and looked around.
Feng Zixuan had heard about the childbirth experience early in the morning, but was not interested at all, so he took this opportunity to take a look.
A man in his 20s was lying on the sofa with a machine next to him. He was talking to the woman next to him, acting intimately, talking and laughing.
It seemed that the man was ready to experience it.
In the next room, there is a man who is experiencing it. I don’t know how long it has been, but a woman has been standing next to him.
Weird.
Feng Zixuan felt something was strange, so he walked over and took a closer look.
"The fear and helplessness that women face during childbirth cannot be simulated. Although this is just an experience, men do not need to bear anything other than "pain" and can stop the experience at any time.
But can a woman shout "cut" during childbirth? ”
"This is just the most basic thing. Let the other person know your difficulties and what you have to face when giving birth. If the knife doesn't fall on you, you won't know the pain. Everyone is the same, so you must let your lover feel this. An unforgettable pain ”
"This will be of great help to the harmonious relationship between the two in the future."
Feng Zixuan sneered in his heart, this kind of MLM-style talk was not good enough for the commander of Jinyiwei of the First Hospital of Medical University.
He was more concerned about what was going on in the next room.
As he got closer, Feng Zixuan saw that the man was tied to a chair, as if he was being tortured, unable to move.
The instrument next to me showed that the pain had reached level 100.
It should be a breakdown of levels 1-10, with level 100 equivalent to level 10 pain.
This is fucking electrocution, Feng Zixuan cursed in his heart.
King Lei Dian Yang shocked the Internet addicted boy with electric shocks, but he could still say that the Internet addicted boy had no autonomy and was forcefully sent in.
But these men...
I still remember that a talk show actor also tried it and told jokes. Feng Zixuan had never seen this scene with his own eyes before and was noncommittal.
Someone from the manufacturer once came to promote it, but was rejected by Feng Zixuan.
Now seeing the man tied to the chair, his expression distorted and sweating, Feng Zixuan really felt that this confinement center was hell.
Isn't this nonsense?
“During the entire experience, what men feel is a dull pain, which is incomparable to the tearing feeling experienced by women during childbirth, and even less comparable to the long-term feelings before and after childbirth.
This means that men after the experience still cannot accurately experience the pain of female pregnancy and childbirth.
Even if it were possible to 100% simulate what a woman would feel during childbirth, change would still be difficult to achieve. ”
"So, sometimes 120 pain points are used to represent the tearing feeling."
Oh shit!
Can that be the same!
Feng Zixuan cursed in his heart when he heard what the commentator said.
During a woman's pregnancy, the uterine wall gradually thickens. The lies told by these salesmen are not many, but they are too one-sided, completely misleading, and generalized.
Although he said that, Feng Zixuan didn't want to stop him.
I am just a spectator, doing nothing. “It’s easy to say I love you on Mother’s Day or Valentine’s Day, but in the 363 days outside of the holidays, love needs to be truly put into action.”
"Our experience will let your boyfriend know how difficult it is for you, so that he can love you more."
"Cousin, I always feel like something is wrong. Let's go." Wang Jiani whispered.
Feng Zixuan turned around and saw that Wang Jiani had lost the agility and elegance she had in the Hadong Panda House in the afternoon. She was a little anxious, even disgusted.
"Ouch~~~"
A fierce roar came, and Feng Zixuan was stunned. He looked back and saw that the man who was experiencing level 100 pain began to convulse and screamed involuntarily.
Excruciating pain.
Feng Zixuan was startled and looked carefully. The pain score on the simple machine had been adjusted to 120 points.
Gan!
The woman next to the man did not comfort him, she just looked at him coldly.
Not only that, she also tightened the position where the man's limbs were bound to prevent him from breaking free.
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This... Feng Zixuan was stunned.
"Cousin, I'm not interested in this." Wang Jiani refused directly.
"Da Nizi, you..." Wang Jiani's expression was one of sorrow for her misfortune and anger.
"You asked your boyfriend to come, but I couldn't bear to let Luo Hao come." Wang Jiani stopped being conciliatory and said decisively amidst the man's hoarse roar.
Wang Jiani, who has always been gentle, showed her toughness.
Feng Zixuan smiled.
It seemed a little weird to laugh in a scene of chaos and chaos, but Feng Zixuan just wanted to laugh.
That eldest cousin is really ignorant, and Wang Jiani can handle it clearly.
"Why are you so disobedient, Da Nizi? I am doing this for your own good!"
"Uncle Feng." Wang Jiani looked at Feng Zixuan.
Feng Zixuan waved, and Wang Jiani ignored the eldest cousin behind her and walked over.
"Stand behind me. There's something wrong here. Let me take a look." Feng Zixuan said.
"You!" The eldest cousin felt that Wang Jiani had insulted her in front of others, so she chased after her with a very ugly expression.
"Here, that's it. What else do you want to do?" Feng Zixuan said lightly.
The gloomy attitude of the commander of the Jin Yiwei was like a sharp blade condensed with murderous intent, clearly resting on the eldest cousin's neck.
"..." The eldest cousin was hanging around the municipal government agencies, and she sensed a kind of majesty in Feng Zixuan.
She fell silent.
"This man needs to know what's interesting." Feng Zixuan ignored his eldest cousin and said lightly, "One or two books are not as good as the household registration book. The old saying is rough, but the words are rough but the reasoning is not rough."
Feng Zixuan seemed to have said something irrelevant. His eyes were fixed on the man who was enduring... 120-level pain.
The man's pants are already wet, and he must be suffering from urinary incontinence. But the woman standing next to him didn't move, the corners of her mouth raised, and she couldn't suppress it.
"What kind of machine is this?" Feng Zixuan asked.
When the service staff saw someone asking for advice, they quickly came up and said, "Sir, are you interested?"
"That's it? Why does it feel illegal?"
"Sir, our machines are all regular.
The working principle of the birth experience device belongs to TENS, which is called Transcutaneous Electrical Nerve Stimulation in English, which means transcutaneous electrical nerve stimulation technology.
During operation, electrical pulses are used to stimulate the sensory nerves of the experiencer, simulating the pain of labor contractions. ”
"In addition to the childbirth experience, TENS's greater role is to relieve muscle pain, which is exactly the opposite of the pain caused by the childbirth experience. One of the important application scenarios is to relieve the pain of women's dysmenorrhea. The principle is to use trace currents to block pain nerve transmission signals. ”
Feng Zixuan knew what this was.
The obstetrics department applied to add this thing, but Feng Zixuan rejected it.
When I first asked about my childbirth experience, I later asked about the pelvic muscle repair after childbirth. In this case, Feng Zixuan couldn't even agree.
It sounded unseemly, and a nurse couldn't take care of things that were powered on. If the electricity was too strong, something like the man in front of him would definitely cause trouble.
If they electrocute someone, they can't run away. The first hospital of a medical university is not good. A monk can run away but cannot run away from a temple.
If it really creates a bad social impact, everyone from top to bottom will have to fight it to the end, and no one will be able to escape.
"Is this thing of yours a legitimate brand?" Feng Zixuan asked in annoyance as he watched the man with urinary incontinence struggling with it.
"Sure, it's made in Tianhe. It's checked by Tianyancha..." The service staff had obviously experienced other people's interrogations. He skillfully picked up his mobile phone, opened the Tianyancha app, and found a company.
The company is registered in March 2012 with a registered capital of 1 million.
Feng Zixuan noticed that what is interesting is that the company also produces pelvic floor muscle repair equipment, which looks very similar to the labor pain experience equipment.
Sure enough, they are all these crappy things.
Just like the electric baking equipment in private hospitals, it is specially used to make money. You said it can repair pelvic floor muscles? Maybe, Feng Zixuan doesn't want to argue.
"It's a bit too much in there. I'm already incontinent. Are you all so intimidating?" Feng Zixuan scolded.
"The pain during childbirth...the pain...is terrible."
"Stop it." Feng Zixuan said.
"???" The service staff was stunned for a moment and looked at Feng Zixuan, why is this man so busy?
My fiancée is in there, it’s all a household matter anyway, what does it matter to you, a gloomy-looking old man?
"If you continue to use electricity, something will happen! If someone dies, can you bear the responsibility?" Feng Zixuan scolded seriously.
Unfortunately, no one at the confinement center paid attention to Director Feng.
In the first hospital of the Medical University, even Zhuang Yongqiang had to give Feng Zixuan a cold look. But here is the confinement center.
When the security guard saw the dispute, he immediately came up. It was obvious that he was experienced and it was not just Feng Zixuan who raised the question.
Feng Zixuan sighed, "Da Nizi, let's go."
Wang Jiani timidly looked at the electrocuted man, who was foaming at the mouth and twitching all over. The man who had become incontinent followed closely behind Feng Zixuan with a mobile phone in his hand.
After going downstairs, Feng Zixuan apologized, "Maybe I'll be late for dinner."
"Director Feng, thank you."
"Why are you thanking me? You're good." Feng Zixuan said, then took out his cell phone and started calling the police.
But, once I heard what happened, it was a little late.
Feng Zixuan waited for more than two hours before someone came.
Insufficient police force is also a problem. If there are too many problems, people must have priorities.
Feng Zixuan didn't complain and explained the situation to the police who came over.
When he went up again, Feng Zixuan even smelled the smell of barbecue.
Is this roasting people alive? ! So cruel? !
Feng Zixuan once again firmly believed that there must be no such evil things in the first hospital of the Medical University.
The man had lost his human form and lay limp on the ground.
The fiancée next to him was surprised when she saw the police coming.
Feng Zixuan revealed his identity and went to check his lower body. He found that a man's belly was hard and had a typical plate-shaped abdomen.
After calling the 120 ambulance, Feng Zixuan explained his judgment, watched the patient get into the car, and then heaved a sigh of relief.
"Director Feng, why is your stomach so hard? Is your stomach ruptured?" Wang Jiani also saw this scene and asked cautiously.
"It is estimated that the stomach or intestines were ruptured due to long-term electric stimulation." Feng Zixuan sighed, "The electric shock lasted for nearly three hours. This fiancée is very cruel."
Just as he said this, the woman came out and immediately scolded Feng Zixuan when she saw him.
Feng Zixuan quickly pulled Wang Jiani away.
After getting into the car, Feng Zixuan stepped on the accelerator and left. The woman behind him picked up an object and rushed towards the car to throw it at her.
But it didn't hit.
"Director Feng, why is he so cruel?" Wang Jiani was also shocked.
"Who knows." Feng Zixuan relaxed and glanced sideways at Wang Jiani, "Da Nizi, why don't you go see if Luo Hao loves you?"
"Director Feng, you are joking." Wang Jiani said seriously, "I feel that anyone who has experienced nine-year compulsory education will not be fooled."
"Oh?" Feng Zixuan felt more and more that Wang Jiani was interesting.
"If the pain of childbirth can solve the problems in life, then there will be no conflicts between mother-in-law and daughter-in-law in the world."
Damn it, Da Nizi looks at the problem from this angle!
Feng Zixuan didn't expect that there was such a way to explain it, and his admiration for Wang Jiani was immediately overwhelming.
Wang Jiani looked dazed, but her mind was clear.
"I can't help, and I can't cause trouble."
"Who said you can't help? How well you have raised the bamboos. Big bamboo, second bamboo... Luo Hao can't have snacks even after his name?" Feng Zixuan babbled.
"It's a rule in my hometown that you can make a living with a bad name." Wang Jiani did not hesitate to speak for Luo Hao.
Feng Zixuan drove the car with a smile, "What about your cousin?"
"She has a strong temper, but this matter has reached my bottom line and I can't let it go." Wang Jiani said firmly.
Feng Zixuan nodded.
"Usually I just respond to whatever she says. I'm just too lazy to argue with others. It doesn't mean that I don't know what's good and what's bad."
This girl can do it. Feng Zixuan laughed and started chatting with Wang Jiani about various things.
After parking the car, Feng Zixuan called Luo Hao and asked him to come and have dinner with him.
But Luo Hao was at the University of Technology and had no time. Feng Zixuan was a little regretful.
Luo Hao was just as sorry.
"Ronald, are you having a dinner there?" Qi Yuanliang asked.
"Well, Director Feng went to Ha Dong to play with the cat in the afternoon, and took Da Nizi to have a meal by the way. I don't have time." Luo Hao replied.
"The effect is not very good, don't curl up like this."
"It won't work if I don't roll it up." Luo Hao sighed, "It looks good, but... Professor Qi, last time I didn't expect that Chen Jiao would have metastases to the back of the pancreatic head. This time during the reexamination, the tumor was found Shrunk, looks good, but who knows when there will be a transfer.”
"It is said that biopharmaceuticals in the United States can cure many cancers?"
"Well, we started late, and now we can only rely on stupid methods." Luo Hao replied, "Keep it up for now, and do it bit by bit. It's just that this thing is too expensive and cannot be mass-produced. It is estimated that it will not be deployed in clinical trials for the time being. Open.”
"Can medical insurance reimburse me?"
"Absolutely not. Medical insurance is very poor now." Luo Hao had no choice but to think too much about some things.
"Ronald, I ran through the data you gave me, and there's something interesting!" Professor Li suddenly opened the door and shouted in a rough voice.
(End of chapter)