Chapter 1100 Extreme Fast Travel
Another extremely nourishing life.
Even though he was a eunuch, he was too filial and the emperor was conniving. Not only did he die a good death, he also had three wives, four concubines, countless beauties, and countless godsons and grandchildren. He has more descendants than when he was emperor.
Just, outrageous.
The patriarch's eyes hurt. He really didn't want to look at this. Someone with a chubby face and wrinkles was being fed and watered by many little girls... If this was his apprentice, he would take him out and give him a few whips.
"It's been three lifetimes and it's unsightly. If she continues, her Taoist heart will collapse. This time, I'll set it up for her!" The patriarch made a decision, and no one could refute it.
He was born a dog.
Real dogs.
Everyone: ...There is a bit of personal grudge inside.
Su Shan looked at the broken-legged puppy that couldn't compete with other dogs for food. It was slovenly and whimpering. He couldn't stand it any longer.
"Uncle, please put me in, and I'll be a dog too!"
This sacrifice is truly great. If people from the Dragon Clan were here, they might start a fight right away.
The patriarch did not give him a good look: "Hu Qing has been distracted and erratic in these years, so her state of mind has been unable to break through. Let her enter the floating life, let her experience all kinds of things and taste the hardships of life. Hmm, she is lucky, she has been there for three consecutive lives. Everyone should be a master——"
"It's because you underestimate your own ability." Su Shan quickly defended.
The patriarch: "If she just wants to practice and become a god, she can just focus on her abilities. But when she becomes an emperor, her abilities are not the first priority. We have carefully inquired and found that those who are immortal emperors are blessed by heaven and have no bottlenecks in their practice. , but they have merits and demerits. They have been tested for merits and demerits from time to time for thousands of years. If they fail the test, they will lose their position or lose their lives. How can you avoid her merits and demerits?" br>
Su Shan choked and defended: "There's no need to be too anxious..."
The patriarch was impatient: "If you can't stand it, get out. We know how to teach my children."
This is about to fall out.
Su Shanlao calmed down.
The others exchanged looks: It has to be the boss.
The patriarch said with a straight face: I am the one who is the bad guy.
The patriarch's actions were a bit excessive. The lame puppy died miserably and was eaten by wild dogs...
Su Shan pointed at the picture with trembling hands and was so excited that he couldn't speak. Is this the heart that destroys the Tao?
"Okay, okay, I will make the arrangements this time. I must be objective and fair."
The heads of the three clans hurriedly spoke out, carefully calculating before taking action, clapped their hands and said with a smile: "I come from a wealthy family, my parents love me, and I am fat and free. Isn't it a loss to her?"
Everyone nodded. In the picture, a little girl carved in pink and jade is holding a gold ingot in her left hand and a silver ingot in her right hand, which is the nature of Hu Qing.
On a lively day, in the silence of the night, there are sudden flashes of swords, fires spread, and sounds of killing and shouting for help come and go. When the officers and soldiers arrived to put out the fire, there was no one alive in the house, and the one-year-old baby girl was cut into two pieces and fell to the ground.
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The three clan leaders were so embarrassed: "Ahem, as you know, the world in Fusheng is not real and cannot be calculated accurately..."
The fourth clan chief sneered coldly: "Your idea is simply wrong, look at me."
A bit more spiritual power. In the mountain forest, a female monkey gave birth to a baby monkey. The baby monkey was particularly smart and seemed to have the potential to become the monkey king. Then... he was caught by someone, sent to the dining table, and his skull was opened...
The four patriarchs looked like they were choking.
The five patriarchs slapped the table: "I don't believe it!"
A golden leopard's biggest hobby is to bask in the sun and lick the patterns on its body. When licking, it is particularly particular. The outside is round and the inside is square. It uses its own hair to create a standard copper coin pattern. The people were shocked when they saw it, and regarded it as auspicious, and presented it to the emperor. The emperor was very happy and made it into a money coat... The five patriarchs covered their faces with their hands. It was really unexpected.
The head of the six clans said: "It seems that the normal way of thinking is not working, we have to do the opposite."
He did the opposite, so Hu Qing was a ghost all his life. Before he could develop his abilities, he was filled with evil spirits...
The seven patriarchs said: "We must give our children the minimum starting conditions."
So Hu Qing can cultivate in this life, a vixen with three hundred years of cultivation. It was not her turn to go down the mountain to seduce the pretty scholar. The two sects of heavenly masters fought against each other on the top of her mountain. The whole den of foxes died and turned into coats again...
Eight patriarchs: "Hey, I don't believe it!"
Six yuan and the third place, red robe astride a horse, majestic and impressive, rising step by step.
Very good.
Then, the demon concubine deceived the master, and the court was in chaos. The young official scolded the demon concubine for being a fool, and his heart was cut open to use as medicine for the demon concubine...
The eight clans had dull expressions on their faces.
The nine patriarchs said: "The environment is not right."
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So Hu Qingtuo was born in the water. The little red carp was cute and cute. As long as he jumped over the dragon gate, he would become a dragon.
Is this life okay?
The little red carp was obedient. She probably knew what to avoid and never swam a step toward the shore. She would either be deep in the water or at the bottom of the grass. Even if a good-looking man fell off the boat, she would swim away without even looking at him. All kinds of good and bad news came back from her fellow tribesmen ashore, but she ignored them all. I wholeheartedly follow the Tao and only hope to become a dragon.
Then, when she jumped over the Dragon Gate, she was struck to death by a thunderbolt, saying that she had not passed the test of the mortal world and was not qualified...
Everyone: "."
Su Shan pleaded: "Would it be better if no one took action?"
What is this experience called? This is called talking about how many ways the world can give you to die, right?
Okay, okay, no one will interfere.
Yang Tianxiao rolled up the scroll and said in a deep voice: "It's useless for us to do it, so we might as well get down to business."
This is angry.
Forget it, don't watch it if you don't want to, do you think they have nothing to do?
"You go to the Houtouling Ship. While Hu Qing is busy, you do what she should do." Yang Tianxiao said to Su Shan.
Su Shan opened his mouth, said yes, and left reluctantly.
Later, Xuan Yao asked: "Where is my mother?"
Su Shan: "We are in class." He nodded to Xudong, "Can you tell me about the situation in the Demon Realm?"
Xudong frowned: "What's there to say in the Demon Realm? If you have strength and a ruthless heart, you can do well. Why don't you come and demonstrate to me the secrets of your dragon clan. That little bastard Hu Nuan said that my snow-torture storm is not good-looking. I have to Thinking about something beautiful and powerful, let her kneel down and call her grandpa.”
Xuan Yao: "Uncle, you are bullying my sister."
Xudong: "Qiao Yu wants to call me Grandpa. Hey, show me your unique secret skill. I'll see if I can change it into something your sister can use."
Under the banner of Hu Nuan, the two of them couldn't refuse, so they had to show it to him.
Xu Dong is indeed a creative genius. He had an idea after watching it for the first time. After letting them play a few more times, his eyes were dazed and he was mumbling words. He walked with strange steps and almost tripped himself several times. He wandered back to the room to retreat. Went.
People passing by looked at him, "What's going on?" Drunk or crazy?
"Brother Xudong is the smartest, most talented and most versatile person I have ever met. When I asked him to help me - he just thought about it for a few days and came up with an idea. Later, he even succeeded." Yunyingtai Full of admiration, Xudong's wisdom is something he will never be able to catch up with in this life or the next.