Chapter 174: Children in the control group will not be cannon fodder (3)
When he appeared today, wearing the same white clothes and jeans, Jiang Lai was inevitably scolded for being the last person to appear.
【She is so disgusting, can you please stop giving her so many shots】
[It’s not cool, but I think Jiang Lai’s legs are much longer than Mo Huanwan’s]
[Yes, Jiang Lai’s legs are so beautiful, and Mo Huanwan’s legs are a bit too slim]
[Jiang Lai has such a small face that her glasses cover most of her face]
[Is the one in front blind? Can't you tell that she wears these big-framed glasses on purpose to make her face look smaller? 】
【She is such a scheming bitch】
The barrage started flying. After the two most controversial guests appeared, the barrage started to discuss. Nine out of ten posts were scolding Jiang Lai for acting like a famous scholar.
Mo Huanwan took the opportunity to say hello and glanced at Jiang Lai. She didn't expect that Jiang Lai would actually imitate her style now. Didn't she hate it the most when people said they looked alike?
What happened this time? Want to take this opportunity to give yourself another wave of popularity?
After everyone exchanged brief greetings, they got down to business.
After all, this is a parent-child variety show. The "mother" has already appeared, and now there is only one child missing.
Under the director's arrangement, a bus stopped, and five children with small suitcases got off the bus one after another.
"Come on, please five mothers step forward and take a look at the five children in front of you."
The five guests each stepped forward, and the director continued.
"Five children, five mothers, randomly assigned. Look back at where you were just now and see what color it was."
Jiang Lai looked back and saw that his own was black.
The rest are all different colors too.
"Look at the color of the small schoolbags our five children are carrying behind us."
At this time, everyone already knew the child they were matched with, and Yu Yan, who had a more cheerful personality, had already extended her hand to the child with the yellow school bag.
"Come on, little girl, mommy gives you a hug."
The little girl with princess bangs and long hair obediently stepped forward and hugged Yu Yan.
"What's your name, daughter?"
"My name is Li Bobo, others call me Candy."
There was a wave of envy in the live broadcast room.
【Wow, little candy looks like a little princess】
[Are her eyes really something humans can have? 】
【I don’t know whether I should envy the mother or the baby now】
[Punk style mother and princess style daughter, hahahahahahaha]
Next, Wang Xuaner and Yang Bing each held the hands of the children they were matched with. Wang Xuaner was matched with a handsome little boy with sky-high braids, nicknamed Dandan, while Yang Bing's child was a chubby little boy. The girl's nickname is Rourou. Just like her name, she is very cute.
Mo Huan also held the hand of her "son". The little boy's name is Heng Heng. He looks about five or six years old. The loss of one of his front teeth does not affect his cuteness at all. He has soft curly hair and a soft face. His little face looked like a puppy. He took the initiative to hold Mo Huan's hand and said something to the camera.
"Mom, you look so beautiful."
【Wow angel baby with angel mother】
[Where is my quick-acting Jiuxin Pill? I actually saw the word husband on the face of a six-year-old boy】
[Be careful with your words, that’s my husband]
[Huanhou is so gentle, she even brought a lollipop]
At the same time, Jiang Lai on the other side had a little yellow-haired baby standing in front of him. After the two looked at each other, before Jiang Lai could say anything, the little boy raised his finger and pointed at Jiang Lai's nose.
"Auntie, you are so ugly."
The scene suddenly became quiet, but the live broadcast room was filled with barrages.
【Hahahahahahahahahaha】
[Hahahahahahaha, I have already foreseen Jiang Lai going berserk]
【Mother and her wronged son】
[Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha! 】
【Jiang Lai won’t be so angry that he goes on strike】
Just when everyone was expecting Jiang Lai to show an embarrassed expression, Jiang Lai still said something gentle with a smile on his lips.
"Baby, you are so ugly."
【Hahahahahahahahaha】
【Come on, let’s hurt each other】
[Is Jiang Lai okay? If a child is ignorant, then she is also ignorant]
[Why can't you scold him back? This is how you have to deal with naughty kids】
[Oops, I am inexplicably looking forward to this estranged mother and son. What should I do? 】
The little boy clenched his fists, stared at Jiang Lai, and suddenly shouted.
"I don't want this mother!! I don't want you to be my mother!"
When the director team saw that something was wrong, they quickly prepared to cut the scene. However, before the director could give the order, Jiang Lai had already taken action.
She calmly took out an Ultraman model from her pocket and handed it to the little boy.
"Do you want it?"
The little boy clenched his fists and stared at Jiang Lai. His eyes unconsciously drifted to the limited edition Ultraman model in Jiang Lai's hand, and he said something harsh.
"I don't want things belonging to ugly women!"
Jiang Lai raised his eyebrows and continued to send it to him.
“Really don’t want it?”
"Hmph!"
The director team breathed a sigh of relief. They didn't expect Jiang Lai to have two brushes and prepare some toys in advance.
But that's not right. How did she know that she would be matched with a boy?
The barrage was also discovered, and they started to use it one after another.
[Does Jiang Lai have a script? Otherwise, how could she prepare Ultraman in advance, which boys like? 】
【Ultraman? She knew her partner was a boy? 】
[Sure enough, all such programs have scripts]
Neither the director nor the other guests expected Jiang Lai to prepare this in advance.
Obviously this trick works. The boy likes to reach out and grab it, but Jiang Lai suddenly shrinks his hand.
"Want it? I won't give it to you yet!"
The boy immediately became irritable, stamping his feet and yelling.
"Give it to me!! Give it to me quickly!!"
The director quickly winked at Jiang Lai and told her to stop teasing the child. Unexpectedly, Jiang Lai remained unmoved and grabbed Ultraman's leg and bent it hard.
"Bang!"
With a crisp sound, the metallic Ultraman was split into two.
The whole place fell silent.
The director, guests, and staff all stared at Jiang Lai in shock. No one expected that she would break Ultraman.
After being stunned for a second, the little boy pursed his lips and was about to cry. Jiang Lai leaned over and looked down at him with fierce eyes.
"Don't cry! Even your Ultraman can't beat me. If you cry again, I'll beat you too!"
"Uuuu...you bad woman!"
"I am your mother from now on, remember? Call mom."
Jiang Lai's eyes were fierce, and the naughty kid turned around and was about to run towards the director, but Jiang Lai grabbed him by the back of the neck.
"I tell you that it will be useless for you to find anyone in the next two weeks. You are not allowed to cry and you are not allowed to look at the director!"
After saying that, Jiang Lai took the child and turned around and smiled at the director team.
"We have communicated well here, and we are ready to go."
Director: "..."
Are you sure you have communicated well?
【Jiang Lai is so fierce】
【Scaring children? The program team doesn't care? 】(End of this chapter)