Chapter 311 Celebration Party (Daily)
"You know, wearing a suit will look very heavy, right?"
“So I used the heaviest tank series armor that day and flew directly in front of the president.
"The moment it landed - boom!"
“I asked him, ‘Are you looking for this?’ Hahaha”
On the top floor of New York's Stark Tower, a luxurious party is in full swing.
In addition to the members of the Avengers and agents of S.H.I.E.L.D., there were also many Hollywood actresses and European supermodels surrounding the place, and the air was filled with the fragrance of alcohol and perfume.
At this time, Tony's military friend, Rhodes, nicknamed War Machine, was laughing heartily after sharing his treasured jokes. At the same time, he was watching Rango closely in front of him, for fear of missing any subtle expression on the other person's face.
"Hmm"
Lango exchanged a confused look with Sol and Tony beside him, then frowned at Rhodes and said, "What's behind?"
"Behind?" Rhodes' eyes widened and he shook his head: "Don't you understand what I mean? I fell from the sky and appeared directly in front of the president, and then 'Bang——!'"
"OK, OK, I understand what you mean."
Lange patted Rhodes on the shoulder and pretended to understand: "It's a good joke. You are tired after talking so much. How about you go to the bar and get a glass of wine to moisten your throat?"
"Please, this is my joke, can't you guys give me some reaction?!" Rhodes complained with a displeased look on his face.
His joke always made the women laugh, but last time it failed with Tony and Sol. Unexpectedly, it had no effect on Lango this time.
Looking at his disappointed look, Lange smiled and said: "Brother, you have to update your joke library. Let me tell you one so that you can see what a real joke is."
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Upon hearing this, many guests attending the party looked over curiously.
After all, the jokes told by Superman, who just saved the earth not long ago, must contain deep meaning and philosophy.
Tony and Captain America, who knew Lango's character very well, moved to the side involuntarily. An ominous premonition arose in their hearts.
Lange looked around at everyone, smiled and raised two fingers: "A squid and a black man jump from the rooftop at the same time, which one will land first?"
The guests looked at each other in confusion. There seemed to be something wrong with the beginning of the joke. Why did Superman use the two most sensitive groups in this country as an example as soon as he opened his mouth?
Captain America, who had sensed something was wrong in the atmosphere, quickly retreated behind everyone and hid in a corner. Tony also wanted to leave immediately, but his shoulder was already held by Lango, and he couldn't run away even if he wanted to.
In the expectant eyes of everyone, Lango continued: "The answer is black people, do you know why?"
Everyone shook their heads.
"Because shackles are heavier than ashes! Hahaha..."
Lango laughed so hard after saying this that he almost cried with laughter the last time Teddy told him this joke.
However, all the guests present looked embarrassed, and many of them looked like they wanted to laugh but dared not.
Outside the hall, a black hand that had just grasped the doorknob shivered a few times and then retracted after hearing the conversation inside.
Nick Fury's face darkened a few more times. He had brought a bottle of wine to celebrate because SHIELD saved the world, but he didn't expect to hear such a damn racist joke before he even entered the door.
"It would be great if this guy was mute."
Nick snorted, pulled up his collar, blended directly into the darkness, and left quietly.
At this time, the atmosphere at the party was even more awkward than when Rhodes was telling jokes.
Thinking that the big guys would laugh out loud, Lange pouted, wondering why these people were so serious.
Fortunately, it wasn't long before Agent Hill stepped in to lighten the mood with a few wisecracks.
After the people around her dispersed, she changed the topic and asked curiously: "Why didn't you see the girls tonight? Where were Pepper and Jane?"
"Oh, Pepper is taking care of the company downstairs." Tony said with a somewhat proud smile.
"I don't even know which country Jane went to." Sol showed off not to be outdone. "Her research in the field of celestial aggregation has made her a popular astronomer in the world."
Upon seeing this, Tony immediately intervened and replied to Saul: "And the company managed by Pepper is the largest economic complex in the world."
"Wow, cool." Sol nodded, and then added, "Did I just say that Jane has been nominated for a Nobel?"
Hill and Rhodes exchanged helpless glances, and finally couldn't help but interrupt the two older boys who were still comparing themselves, and said with a smile: "Yes, they are indeed both outstanding and very busy, so they are absent. Party tonight.”
"Who said they were absent?"
Lange took a glass of wine from the waiter and said casually, "Aren't they all taking turns playing with Yumi in the lounge downstairs? Business elites and academic talents can't move their legs when they see Yumi. ”
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Tony and Sol were immediately speechless. After coughing twice in embarrassment, they both looked elsewhere.
Hill smiled, then turned his curious gaze to Lango, and asked with interest: "What about you, Lango, haven't you ever considered finding a girlfriend? Do you want me to introduce you to some? ?”
Lange raised his eyebrows and said calmly: "How should I describe it to you? In my world, there are countless women who admire me, including my childhood sweetheart, the daughter of an exorcist family, the legendary The daughter of vampires and the apple of the eye of the god Athena... Even when you contacted me, I was staying on the same bed as Lucifer, and standing in line outside the door was Aphrodite, the goddess of love in Olympus. "< br>
Hill and Rhodes looked at each other in confusion, obviously not believing Lango's words. On the contrary, Sol and Tony, two people who had been to Lango's world, cast doubtful looks.
Tony, in particular, was thinking about whether to go to Rango's Earth again so that the boy could introduce him to some goddesses for entertainment.
As the alcohol gradually penetrated, the atmosphere of the party became more and more enthusiastic.
Many well-known actresses among the people gathered around Lango, listening to the story of this superman who saved the world twice in succession.
Many of the girls were already clinging to him, and some even sat directly on his lap, hugging Lango's neck, their eyes full of passion and desire.
Although there are many superheroes present, they are either old-fashioned or already belong to their own country. Tony, who was originally the most playful person, also restrained himself a lot after getting engaged to Pepper.
Therefore, Lango, who has never been rumored to be in a relationship, has impeccable appearance and strength, and is the most famous, has naturally become the target of these female stars.
If you can spend a night with Superman, you will definitely be on the front page of all media the next day. This is a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity for hype.
"Pa bang bang——"
At this moment, a crisp burst of applause broke the din of the scene.
All the ladies downstairs who had finished playing with Yumi had arrived here. Pepper clapped her hands and asked the invited girls to leave with polite words but a very cold expression.
Now, as the president of Stark Group, her acting style is no longer as gentle and pleasant as when Lange first met her. Instead, she has become vigorous and resolute. In a few words, she invited all these actresses and models out. Stark Tower.
When Lango saw this, he didn't hold back. His pockets were already stuffed with slips of paper with room numbers on them. He could just pick a few at random after the party.
However, just when he was thinking about how to choose a concubine tonight, a round and perky buttocks quietly sat on his lap. "Uh Skye?"
Lange looked at the oriental-looking woman in front of him who was looking at him with a smile. He reacted quickly in his mind for a few seconds before he remembered the other person's name.
She is a female agent of SHIELD, a member of Coulson's team, and a highly skilled female hacker.
Skye looked at Rango with sadness in her eyes. Last time, she and Rango had a hearty friendly battle because of the influence of the berserker's cane on desire.
Although she never expected to be a boyfriend and girlfriend with Lango, she harbored a hope in her heart that she could comfort each other with this superhero from time to time in the future.
After all, it’s hard to find a hottie with impeccable looks, strength, fame and status!
But she didn't expect that after that time, the text messages and phone calls she sent to Lango disappeared, and there was no news, as if the other party had completely forgotten her.
Therefore, when she learned that a celebration party was being held in Stark Tower, she begged Coulson for a long time and finally was able to enter the place as a follower.
Originally, I wanted to have a romantic relationship with Lange, but he was always surrounded by Tony, Sol, or a large group of flirtatious girls. Now I finally found an opportunity to be alone.
"Why haven't you called me even once? I've obviously sent you so many text messages."
"Uh hahaha, I will be in another world. I should have told you if I could see Colson, I am not from your world."
"Huh? No."
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Skye was confused. Rango turned out to be an alien. This was really earth-shattering news.
Coulson, who heard their voices from the side, smiled helplessly: "Rango, your identity is one of SHIELD's top secrets. Only agents above level nine have the authority to know."
"Okay."
Rango shrugged. In fact, it was not a big deal. With Thor's big mouth, I am afraid that his alien identity has already spread throughout Asgard.
It's just that... he looked with some regret at the Korean female doctor Helen Zhao, who was holding a wine glass not far away and glanced here from time to time, and pinched Skye's buttocks with regret.
At this time, only members of the Avengers and agents from SHIELD were left in the entire hall. They sat around on the sofa and chatted about the recent events.
Then, I don't know how to talk, but the topic turned to Thor's hammer on the coffee table.
"This is absolute nonsense. Only those with righteous hearts and pure hearts can pick up this hammer."
Hawkeye curled his lips and teased Thor: "Man, you don't look like a person with a pure heart."
"Hahaha"
Listening to everyone's laughter, Sol, who felt he had lost face in front of his girlfriend Jane, raised his hand to signal everyone to be quiet, and said confidently: "If you don't believe it, you can give it a try, but from my observation, I should be the only one at the scene. That qualification lifts Mjolnir.”
As soon as these words came out, everyone exchanged looks, and many people showed expressions on their faces that they wanted to try.
Hawkeye, who thought he was just, stood up first, walked to the hammer, took a deep breath, and held the handle of the hammer tightly with both hands.
"I don't want to brag about myself, but when it comes to justice, I don't think I'm any less than you!" After Hawkeye finished speaking, he gave a fierce force!
However, no matter how hard he tried, Mjolnir remained motionless and stood firmly on the coffee table.
"Ah"
Hawkeye growled, his face turning red, but Mjolnir still didn't react.
He snarled: "Okay, I can't lift it, but that only means it's heavy. I don't believe in the idea of a pure heart."
Then, Tony, Rhodes, Dr. Banner, and even Coulson from SHIELD all went up and tried, but all failed.
It is worth mentioning that the women present, such as Pepper, Skye, Jane and Black Widow, did not seem interested in the hammer and did not try to lift it.
I don’t know if it’s because I know I can’t do anything, or because I don’t want to be questioned about my purity of heart.
Soon, only Lango and Team America were left on the field who hadn't tried yet.
Amid everyone's cheers, Captain America stood up with a smile and took hold of Mjolnir's hammer handle.
Surprisingly, Mjolnir, which was originally motionless, shook slightly the moment he held it!
Thor's face instantly became serious and he stared at Captain America closely.
But then, Captain America tried hard several times, but failed to lift the hammer, and he was relieved.
But before Sol could be happy for a long time, another man who worried him stood up.
Lango looked at Mjolnir in front of him, his eyes sparkling with excitement, and he rubbed his palms involuntarily.
During the Satan War, he summoned a revolver in hell that could kill gods. Not long ago, after killing a large number of gods who followed Jupiter, he summoned another weapon.
But to him, none of these are as great as the charm of Thor's hammer.
"If I can pick it up, Thor, you have to promise to lend me the hammer for two days."
"Huh? This"
When Thor heard this, he was confused: "Let's forget it, Rango. I can lend you my wife and children, but Mjolnir is mine."
Before he could finish his words, Jane on the side stared back with murderous eyes, and he had to shut his mouth in embarrassment.
"Tch, you Grandet of Asgard."
Lango joked, and then he took a deep breath, grabbed the hammer handle tightly with both hands like iron hoops, and roared:
"Name me——!"
Bang--!
A scene that surprised everyone appeared!
Instead of being lifted by Lango, Thor's hammer released a violent thunder and lightning, knocking him away instantly!
"What's going on? Why did Mjolnir attack Rango?" Captain America looked at Thor in shock.
Thor also felt unbelievable, but then he seemed to think of something, his eyes widened, and he scratched his head and said doubtfully: "Could it be that... only those with pure hearts can lift Mjolnir, while those with obscene and dirty hearts can't believe it." Will people be attacked by it? ”
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When everyone heard this, they couldn't help but glance at each other, and their eyes became extremely subtle.
The next second, I don't know who could not help but laugh first. Others also gave up restraint and looked at the disgraced Lango in the distance and couldn't help laughing.
For a time, the entire top floor of Stark Tower was immersed in a joyful atmosphere.
At the same time, Nick Fury, who left not long ago, returned again.
He frowned as he listened to the voices of the laughing superheroes inside. He took out the document he had just faxed from his arms. After being silent for a while, he finally pushed the door open heavily.
(End of chapter)