Chapter 847 Xiao Wu’s plan!
If you don't eat for five hours, you will die!
Wu Xiaode ignored the black ball that fell to the ground and looked at the surrounding woods.
There are all kinds of fruits on the trees.
Look at the flaming fire monkeys again. They each hold several kinds of fruits in their hands and gnaw them with a happy expression.
very good!
You can eat all these fruits!
Wu Xiaode silently remembered the fruits in their hands, turned around and ran away.
As he ran, he felt his strength.
All the power and lack of power are gone!
I am a monkey at this moment!
In fact, after arriving at the ruins, I felt that if I tried to destroy anything, I would be punished immediately.
Fortunately, I just flew up to the sky and spoke a few words to God upstairs.
At this moment, after turning into a monkey, he was "accepted" by the ruins, and he no longer felt like a ray of light on his back.
In this case——
That thing needs to be done immediately!
Ignoring all the provocations and taunting calls from the monkeys, he quickly walked through the jungle and returned to the beach.
Two lines of small characters suddenly appeared in front of my eyes:
"Arrival point."
"——Any existence that enters the ruins must be teleported here first."
This is a reminder from a loving father.
Wu Xiaode quickly picked up some gravel and drew a line of large characters on a big stone:
"Promote your nobility and power, and then you will be welcomed."
That’s it!
He threw the stone and ran back, wiping away the traces on the ground with his tail.
joke!
He wants to be the leader of the entire island.
——Just being a human gangster requires him to do such a thing.
If you have a higher status, wouldn't the test you face be more difficult?
However, identity cannot be faked!
So once the evil spirits discover this place, they will naturally face the test here.
After all, the ruins have appeared on the battlefield!
The devil will find this place sooner or later!
Judging from human malice and their power, they will definitely "book the whole place" here.
They will never allow sentient beings to enter here!
So——
You have to really trick them!
Back to the jungle.
Wu Xiaode did not rush to join the monkey group, but relied on his memory to look for edible fruits on trees everywhere.
After a hearty meal, he began to rest.
——After about twenty minutes, I felt that my stomach was not full.
At this time, Wu Xiaode stood up from the branch and started jumping, climbing and running in the forest.
He quickly became familiar with the monkey body.
It is true that I have a lot of experience in fighting.
But Wu Xiaode made up his mind never to fight an uncertain battle.
It landed in the forest clearing, took a stance, threw a set of punches, and then let out a chirping sound.
A line of small bronze characters appeared:
"The flaming fire monkey, when angry, bites with the power of fire."
This is a reminder of a loving father.
OK.
The situation is basically clear.
Wu Xiaode suddenly turned around and looked at the tree opposite.
A fiery red monkey stood on a branch, looking at him coldly.
"Chirp."
The monkey uttered a word full of sarcasm.
Wu Xiaode naturally understood what the other party wanted to express.
In monkey language, this sentence means "What are you looking at?"
Wu Xiaode also saw it.
It was this male monkey that had previously used a feces ball to bounce at itself.
In the woods on the side, other monkeys quietly showed their faces, looking at the male monkey and then at Wu Xiaode.
——They are all expressions of watching a good show.
OK.
It's time for a battle.
Wu Xiaode reached out and broke off a thin branch, combed the red hair on his head, and grinned:
"Croak, croak, croak!"
——Look at you!
The Shit Ball Monkey heard his cry and was so angry that the hair on his body stood up.
It reached out and touched the red butt——
Wu Xiaode became furious and shouted:
"Gah la croak, croak croak (damn, I'll beat you if you're dirty)!"
I saw him jumping up to the branch in three jumps and rushing towards the monkey quickly.
The monkey's poop ball was halfway rubbed, but he found that it was too late to continue rubbing it, so he had to fight hastily.
Boom.
Wu Xiaode didn't give it a chance at all.
One punch knocked the monkey dry, and another kick sent it flying away, hitting the tree trunk.
At this time, Wu Xiaode only had the strength of a monkey, so he didn't beat the opponent to death.
The monkey let out a scream and immediately got up.
Wu Xiaode rushed up, grabbed it by the neck, pressed it against the tree trunk, and roared:
"Chi Chi Chi Gu Gua (Are you going to die or live)?"
The monkey struggled a few times and gradually calmed down.
"Jiji!"
It nodded and bowed, and finally crawled at Wu Xiaode's feet.
——This means you are convinced.
When the seven or eight monkeys hiding in the woods saw this, they jumped out one after another and all crawled at Wu Xiaode's feet.
God’s prompt appears:
"Congratulations, you have become the leader of the exile team."
"Go and find a real group of monkeys. There are many female monkeys there. You can build a huge group of monkeys, multiply and live on the earth, walk my way and preach my way."
"At least fifty adult monkeys are needed to mine the Daoxi Gold Mine."
"Come on!"
I'll add a lot of gas!
I'm here to complete my fucking pilgrimage and you want me to give birth to monkeys to mine?
Wu Xiaode simply ignored it.
After all, the path I want to take is completely different from God’s plan.
It was already evening.
Suddenly a flash of lightning appeared in the sky.
Immediately afterwards.
A dull thunder sounded.
Lead clouds.
Fine raindrops began to fall.
"Look at the weather, dear father."
Wu Xiaode said silently in his heart.
A line of big characters appeared in the sky: "Twenty minutes later, the heavy rain turned to heavy rain, with strong winds of level nine, and the precipitation reached 70 centimeters."
This is so naughty!
Wu Xiaode picked up the monkey lying on the ground and asked urgently in monkey language:
"Is there a suitable place to take shelter from the rain nearby?"
The monkey quickly said: "Boss, there is a stone mountain deep in the forest to the east. There are some caves on the mountain, which are very deep."
Stone Mountain?
Stone Mountain is great!
One is that the terrain is high, and the other is that the cave is strong and can shelter from wind and rain.
"Let's go!"
Wu Xiaode said.
Taking advantage of the fact that there were only sporadic raindrops at the moment, he quickly arrived at Stone Mountain with his group of monkeys.
Looking around, it turns out to be a good mountain——
This is a huge spaceship!
It's just that the spacecraft is in tatters, and many shocking wounds have formed what the monkeys see as a "cave."
A line of small bronze characters appeared:
"Because you have become a monkey, you can see all the secrets on this island."
No wonder I didn’t find it when I was inspecting before!
This spaceship is hundreds of meters long, extremely heavy, and extremely strong. It is enough to provide shelter from wind and rain.
"Let's go!"
Wu Xiaode greeted the monkeys.
A monkey grabbed him and whispered: "No, boss, this stone mountain is occupied by a black bear. We can't defeat it."
When Wu Xiaode heard this, he took a deep breath and burst into an angry roar at "Stone Mountain".
One breath.
Two breaths.
Three breaths.
A black bear poked its head out of the hole in the spaceship, squinted at the monkeys outside, and said:
"Roar? (What's going on?)"
"It's raining, we have to go in to take shelter." Wu Xiaode said.
"Give me one of the monkeys around you to eat, and I'll let you in." said the black bear.
The monkeys looked at Wu Xiaode in horror.
Wu Xiaode grinned and lowered his voice and said: "That's not necessary. We are just here to take shelter. This stone mountain is so big. It would be so lonely for you to live alone. We are just here to take shelter from the rain and we will leave soon."
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There was a flash of violence in the black bear's eyes, and he said:
"Give me a monkey or get lost."
Wu Xiaode looked up at the lead clouds and lightning in the sky.
There is no time to waste.
He patted the shit-ball monkey next to him.
The monkey thought he was going to let him be eaten by the black bear, so his face suddenly turned pale and he hurriedly lay down at his feet to beg for mercy.
Wu Xiaode pulled it up and shouted:
"Stand up and stop being such a loser——"
"I'll let you be responsible for the provocation, understand?"
When the monkey heard this, he immediately felt relieved.
"Boss, if you say so, I, Hongmao, will know what to do."
It jumped forward two steps, straightened up and shook, bursting out with a strong fighting spirit.
I saw it reached out and touched its red buttocks, rubbed a ball of feces in front of the black bear, and threw it towards the bear.
roar! ! !
The black bear was furious, rushed out of the "stone mountain" and rushed towards the monkeys.
Wu Xiaode grinned and rushed towards the black bear.
The war begins!
……
other side.
The water shore of the island.
There was a flash of void.
A being exuding a gray evil aura arrived on the beach.
It saw the words on the stone at a glance:
"Promote your nobility and power, and then you will be welcomed."
Noble? powerful?
But who left this?
The demon made a hand seal.
Boom——
A huge pillar of lightning flashed in the sky, hitting it and sending it flying away. It rolled dozens of meters before stopping.
"This island seems to be a ruins... No random exploration is allowed..."
"Forget it, just show off your strength, right?"
The demon returned to the stone and said loudly:
"I am the leader of hundreds of evil spirits, destroying countless worlds and exterminating all living beings. My real name is Xi."
An extremely strong force came from the island and enveloped it directly.
A flash.
The demon found himself deep in the island.
This is a muddy swamp.
Snap!
It turned into an ant.
There were ants all around.
The demon was still in a daze, and the other ant next to him pushed it and said loudly:
"Why are you standing there?"
"It's thundering and it's going to rain heavily. Go and move things in the cave!"
The demon was stunned again.
It looked around carefully and gradually understood the situation.
Turned into an ant?
Still moving?
pull!
"I am your king, come with me, and I will take you to refuge!"
The demon shouted.
All the ants stopped and looked at it with cold eyes.
Don’t wait for what they do——
A drop of rain fell from the depths of the sky and hit the demon.
It was wrapped in rainwater and rolled down into the swamp, and was soon submerged by the flowing mud.
A long time passed.
It starts to rain in the world.
In the swamp, there was only the corpse of the ant, and the previous demon was no longer seen. (End of chapter)