Chapter 853 King Explosion!
night.
land.
——Far from the sea, there is a human world with countless skyscrapers.
The bustling city is illuminated by neon lights.
The top floor of a restaurant.
In the box.
A proud middle-aged man is talking.
When he spoke, everyone else acted as if they were all ears, not even daring to say a word.
Only after he finished speaking did anyone dare to join in the fun. Some wore high hats, some laughed and clapped their hands, and some nodded like garlic.
When he lost interest in pointing out the country, he moved his eyes to the two beautiful women in the banquet——
The atmosphere suddenly became ambiguous.
——No matter what, as long as you want to survive in this industry, you must listen to him.
At this moment.
There was a flash of void, and an orangutan and a pheasant suddenly appeared.
The strange thing is.
They were invisible to everyone present.
In fact, they were the ghost soldiers that Wu Xiaode had just sealed.
"Which one is it?"
the orangutan asked, looking around.
"This." Pheasant looked at the book of life and death and pointed at the man holding the moon among the stars.
"How long is your life span?" asked the orangutan.
"Let me see - there are 40 seconds left." Pheasant said.
The orangutan suddenly panicked and couldn't help but said:
"What should I do? This guy seems to be in good health. There are no evils here, and there are no disaster stars that harm people. How can I seduce his soul?"
Pheasant took a look at the table and saw a plate of braised chicken with potatoes on the table. He couldn't help but feel furious and urged:
"Quick! If you can't kill him, he will be taken away by the paradise when the time is up."
The orangutan was furious when he heard this, and cursed: "They can arrange their own destiny at will? Bah! Brother Chicken, lend me some power from the underworld."
"Here!" The pheasant boldly put its wings on the orangutan's back.
The orangutan gained the support of the other party and immediately became energetic. He held seals with both hands and shouted:
"Ask for the magical weapon—the soul-destroying knife!"
Countless ghostly runes materialized from its handprints, condensing out of thin air into a dark and lightless sword with a ghost head.
The orangutan grabbed the handle of the knife and asked: "How much time do we have?"
"Wait for me to shout." Pheasant said.
The orangutan walked behind the middle-aged man and raised the soul-killing knife high.
One breath.
Two breaths.
The pheasant shouted:
"Time's up!"
The soul-destroying knife fell immediately.
Strangely enough, the knife penetrated the middle-aged man's body directly without causing any harm to him.
Boom.
The middle-aged man was about to grab the hand of a woman at the table when he suddenly leaned forward, hit his head on the table, and stopped moving.
Everyone was shocked.
Those who give support give support, those who call for help call for help, and those who call for an ambulance call for an ambulance.
The orangutan and pheasant were very calm.
Pheasant touched the book of life and death and quickly wrote:
"The time of death is the third quarter of Xushi; the cause of death is a combination of evil; the method of death is a burst of cerebral blood vessels——"
"Sure, I'll go back and do the work first, and you'll come later."
The orangutan muttered a few words, grabbed a handful of iron ropes and threw them at the man. Then he pulled out the middle-aged man's soul.
"Who are you!" the middle-aged man shouted in shock and anger.
The pheasant flapped its wings, flew up, hooked its claws on the iron rope, passed through the house and disappeared.
The soul of the middle-aged man was tied to the iron rope and taken away directly.
Only the orangutans remain.
The word "Ghost Soldier" engraved on its belt emits a burst of blue ghost fire.
This means that it has completed the soul seduction and accumulated another merit.
The orangutan naturally saw it and felt a little happy. He looked at the people at the table for a while and said to himself:
"There are really some good seeds."
"You are accumulating evil every day, and the time is almost up."
As if sensing something, the orangutan suddenly looked up.
But he saw a thin pipe emerging from the void and thrusting towards the middle-aged man's body.
"Hahahaha, you're too late!"
The orangutan laughed loudly, pointed his middle finger towards the pipe, then shook his body and slowly disappeared through the wall.
……
Outside a huge door.
"Mr. Xiaowu, please draw a card."
A beautiful woman stood in front of the door and said with a smile.
She has a thick stack of cards in her hand.
"What kind of card is this? Why do you need to draw a card?" Wu Xiaode asked.
"Your strength has been recognized by the masters in the paradise, and you will soon gain the authority to control life and death. From now on, you will also be a member of the paradise."
"By drawing cards, you will gain your status in the paradise. This is the rule." The woman said.
"What if I don't want to be a member of the paradise?" Wu Xiaode asked.
"You will never be like this - you should know that once you join the paradise, you can enjoy true eternal dignity."
The woman continued to explain: "Each reincarnation of yours will be properly arranged for you. You will be a member of the ruling class forever, and you will always be surrounded by glory, wealth, and happiness in the world."
"But if you insist on being an enemy of Paradise, you are an enemy of the force of the entire world."
"In that case, you will die sooner or later."
"When you die, there is nothing."
"You have no autonomy over what you will be assigned to do in your next life."
"So please draw a card."
"——This is your only chance to change your destiny, please cherish it."
Wu Xiaode sighed and said: "Let me see what cards there are."
He twitched casually.
A black and white Joker card appeared in his hand.
"Congratulations, you will be given the nickname 'Joker' and can walk and exist in the paradise from now on," the woman said.
She turned into a ball of light and gradually disappeared.
The card spread out with a "bang" and turned into a clown suit, covering Wu Xiaode directly.
Colorful patterns also appeared on his face.
clown!
His identity in the paradise turned out to be a clown!
Rumble——
The huge door finally opened.
Waves of cheers and cheers sounded from the door.
Behind the door is a huge dance floor, with a long dining table and bar next to it.
There seems to be a party going on——
People in the paradise, dressed in various costumes, cheered for Wu Xiaode and clapped with their hands.
A man in a black tuxedo walked forward, faced Wu Xiaode and laughed:
"Welcome! Clown!"
"From today on, you are one of us!"
"But you must be loyal to your duties as a clown and do something in the park that makes us all happy."
"Who are you?" Wu Xiaode asked.
"The card I drew was 'Capitalist', so I have to work hard to make money. Alas, it's actually very hard every day." The man sighed deliberately.
Wu Xiaode was silent for a moment, then suddenly laughed, shook his head and said:
"This is not fair, why am I a clown and you are a capitalist?"
The crowd burst into laughter.
These laughters are full of inexplicable meanings, like countless clowns watching with cold eyes and malicious existence in their hearts.
"Well, there is really no other way," the man in a black tuxedo shook his head. "Drawing cards is an ancient rule. Whatever you draw is what you draw. If you don't agree with your identity, you are an enemy of the entire paradise."
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"Mr. Clown, you can't fight the world alone."
"So settle for being a clown——"
"In this way, at least you can become a king in the human world when you are reincarnated in the lower world."
"I understand," Wu Xiaode patted his shoulder warmly and said, "As long as you are a clown here, you can rule other people in the world."
"That's more or less the case, but if you do well enough, you still have room for promotion." The capitalist said.
"Why can I be promoted?" Wu Xiaode asked with interest.
The capitalist looked around, stepped forward, and whispered:
"Silver clown, gold clown, diamond clown - in short, you will always be a clown."
The smile in his eyes disappeared completely, leaving only ruthlessness and cruelty.
The laughter all around was louder.
The big shots in the park all looked at the newest clown with smiles.
Wu Xiaode made a crying gesture in an amused manner, then he leaned into the capitalist's ear and whispered:
"But this card draw isn't fair."
"Why is it unfair?" asked the capitalist.
"Every single one of my stack of cards just now was a clown." Wu Xiaode said.
"You must be drunk - how could such a thing happen? In fact, every card is different." The capitalist said.
"No, let me tell you one more thing."
Wu Xiaode looked at the crowd around him and said with a smile: "Any malice on your part is as clear to me as watching a fire in daylight, so I can perform something that makes everyone happy——"
puff.
The capitalist was surprised for a moment and slowly looked down.
A spear pierced his chest from behind and impaled him.
The one holding the spear was a strong man dressed as a shield-bearer.
"Why is it that I am responsible for all the rebellions in the world, but you, a damn capitalist, can sit here and make all the benefits without doing anything?"
The strong man said angrily.
Silence fell.
In the paradise, all the big shots who were watching the joke were stunned.
Wu Xiaode raised the corners of his mouth, revealing two rows of white teeth, touched them lightly, and suddenly burst into laughter:
"You think I'm here to join?"
"No."
"Parasites that live on other people's bodies, I'm here to kill you!"
Boom——
Endless black lines appeared on his body.
The evil spirit is in the "devil" state!
As the master of evil spirits, Wu Xiaode can control the evil thoughts of all living beings in the world!
He also completely saw it——
These people actually have mastered some kind of technological technology, and can even control their souls after reincarnation!
But their own spirituality, soul power, and will have long been corrupted!
So——
Whenever they have an evil thought in their minds, they cannot escape their control!
Wu Xiaode walked towards the dance floor step by step, took a glass of wine, and danced casually while shouting:
"The park is closed today!"
"Let's all die!"
A magnificent mechanical and electronic sound suddenly resounded throughout the park:
"We are sacrificing 800,000 souls to summon the Holy Demon Lord of Purgatory. Please hold on."
It's AI!
At the same time——
Nan Li's voice also sounded in Wu Xiaode's ears:
"The opponent summoned an off-site force, Xiao Wu, you can also summon an off-site presence——"
"The opponent will be summoned in the form of a card and then join the battle."
"The object you summon must be already on the battlefield!"
Must already be on the battlefield?
Wu Xiaode said without hesitation: "Summon him - come immediately!"
The words have not yet finished.
A huge summoning ceremony suddenly appeared in the square opposite.
The purgatory monster with dark horns and huge wings of brimstone and fire is slowly crawling out of the sacrifice array.
It saw Wu Xiaode at a glance.
"Just a clown, actually calling me."
The monster roared and pulled out a huge black light blade from the ground, and slashed at Wu Xiaode.
when!
A metallic clashing sound echoed throughout the venue.
What was blocking the giant blade was a palm-sized card.
This is a colorful card like an oil painting, depicting a laughing clown.
Wu Xiaode was stunned.
He was clearly calling Liu Ping.
Why did he turn into a clown card?
Bang.
The cards spread out and transformed into Liu Ping, holding a long knife with the word "Prison Suppression" engraved on it, holding the giant blade of the opposite demon lord.
Just listen to him say lazily:
"Actually, you forgot one thing."
"It is true that the lonely clown can only be entertained by you, but Xiao Wu is not alone."
"When I, a clown, get together with him——"
"We are the kings!" (End of Chapter)