Qi Long found kidney treasure tablets here, Sha Yi's steering wheel had a photo of Yang Chaoyue's love, and Chaoyue's car had a lighter.
In addition, there are several cute-looking dolls placed in Dongqiang's car, and there is even a set of Barbie dolls for playing house
"Hahahahaha," Shen Teng joked while laughing: " Others say that boys like electric toys when they are young and like Barbie dolls when they grow up. I still don’t believe it, but Dongqiang convinced me with facts!”
Everyone else was laughing, and Dong Qiang ran over and pushed him: "That's pure nonsense, that's not mine!"
Qi Long nodded at the side: "I prove this, it is definitely not Dongqiang's!"
Although Qi Long was speaking for him, Dong Qiang felt that Qi Long had no good intentions, so he ignored Qi Long and just looked at Qi Long.
Qi Long was a little uncomfortable with no one saying anything, but he still blurted out, "He bought that for his daughter!"
"What?" Everyone was shocked.
Gao Dongqiang happily pushed Qi Long: "Haha, I know you have bad intentions. When did I have a daughter?"
"Those who are familiar with Deyun Club should know that after a while, I was the only one on the list of small theaters without Dong Qiang. I said to the public that Dong Qiang was always traveling, but in fact he went to the south to find his wife and daughter!" Qi Long was talking nonsense seriously.
"Fuck you uncle!"
"Let's just say Qin Xiaoxian learned from Qi Long. This false accusation is well-founded!"
Other people's cars also have things that the program team put on their cars for the purpose of making the show better. For example, there is a piece of paper on Shen Teng's car. The shortcomings of each member are written on the paper, such as Qi Long's heart, Dong Qiang's simple mind and well-developed limbs, Sha's She has a simple mind and simple limbs.
Shen Teng simply wrote some bad things about other brothers. Shen Teng explained repeatedly: "I didn't write it, it was just what I thought in my heart."
Wang Jiaer's car has height-increasing insoles, height-increasing socks, and height-increasing shoes. Everyone complained that you are so tall and you need to have a three-piece height-increasing set, which is too much.
It turns out that Gal couldn't tear Dong Qiang apart because he was dressed so high.
After reading what the program team framed in everyone's car, the program team also announced that all members had unanimously succeeded in the mission once and would move on to the next mission one hour later.
Everyone returned to the room with rich entertainment facilities again. This time Qin Xiaoxian came close to Qi Long. It turned out that Gao Dongqiang was dissatisfied and wanted to play table tennis again. He didn't want to be dragged into playing table tennis, so he came here in disguise. Ask Qi Long about his cross talk work.
"Uncle Master, we have a special performance of "Five Red Pictures" to be performed in two days. The audience is familiar with the old lyrics. Do you think of a new one?" Qin Xiaoxian asked.
"Five Red Pictures" is a traditional cross talk show. After some pretense, the real work started. He playfully put forward a point of view, saying that everything in the world is related to the yin and yang, metal, wood, water, fire, and earth. Those who admired it were dissatisfied, so He brought up various things and asked him to find out how he was related to "yin-yang, metal, wood, water, fire, and earth".
In "Four-Character Song", the search for four among various things is similar to this one. It is a process of "circle theory". Whether it is applied mechanically or applied in a particularly clever way, it will bring good program effects.
In traditional work, we usually talk about a table and a piece of fruit, and then look for the yin and yang and the five elements in it.
Indeed, as Qin Xiaoxian said, everyone was tired of hearing it, and the audience knew clearly what the burden was, and it would be boring to talk about it anymore, so Qin Xiaoxian wanted to ask his uncle if he had any suggestions.
These nephews also often ask Qi Long for help. As long as it is related to cross talk, Qi Long basically knows everything and will try his best to help.
"You all know that the traditional audience is tired of hearing it and wants to find something new. Just look for something that doesn't seem to have anything to do with metal, wood, water, fire, and earth. As soon as you say something that is flattering, the audience will find it funny. That kind of thing, then it will be a show effect if you round it up. In this way, if you find anything, I will round it up for you!" Qi Long asked.
This thing is like adding a word to ruin a movie. Sometimes just thinking about it doesn't work. You have to play it like a game with others. Maybe as you play, there will be something that you add to the circle and people around you applaud it. This can be used in cross talk.
Qin Xiaoxian glanced at the other five people except the two of them.
At this time, Dong Qiang, Shen Teng, Wang Jiaer and Sha Yi were playing men's doubles, and Yang Chaoyue became the referee.
He then spoke: "Table tennis, I can't think of any topics related to the Five Elements."
Qi Long was a little confused when he heard him say this. You are almost like a rapper trying to rap impromptu and throw a badminton ball to someone. He must have been confused the moment he heard it.
But on the cross talk stage, this effect is needed.
"The simplest thing is that only one side of a table tennis ball can shine on the sun. It is spherical. All spherical things have the side facing the sun as yang and the side facing away from the sun as yin."
Qin Xiaoxian nodded: "I think about Yin and Yang. The key is metal, wood, water, fire and earth. It's not easy for him to think about it, metal!"
Qi Long completely entered the cross talk stage: "Gold is simple. Look, table tennis balls are all golden. Is there gold?"
"There's also a white ball!" Qin Xiaoxian pointed to the small white ball they used to play table tennis in the distance.
"White is like silver, and silver is also a metal."
"Oh? Mu!"
Qi Long patted him: "Wait a minute, although what I just said has been put in reluctantly, it is a mechanical application. It can be used as a burden but cannot impress the audience. It is not enough. I also have a table tennis gold medal here. idea."
Qin Xiaoxian held a paper and pen and sat down in a dignified manner: "Uncle Master, please tell me."
"Table tennis has won countless gold medals thanks to the efforts of our Chinese athletes. Do you have a gold medal?"
"Wow!" Qin Xiaoxian exclaimed. With this burden, let alone other things, he will definitely receive applause from the audience. Master's uncle is master's uncle!
The wood is simple, the table tennis boards and tables are all made of wood.
Fire is also simple. Ping-pong balls are flammable. Who hasn’t lit a ping-pong ball when they were young? It turned into a ball of fire with just a swipe of fire.
What’s even more igniting is the table tennis player’s counterattack to win the championship. Is it igniting? Burn! Fire or not? fire!
This approach progresses from bottom to top, and finally the value explanation method can be used directly at a party, let alone a special performance or commercial performance, as a cross talk at a party, and it is even more positive.
"Uncle Master, what should I do with this water?"
“Foreign table tennis players are terrible”
"Hahahaha, this is a mechanical application, but it fits in with the previous baggage!" Qin Xiaoxian commented.
Qi Long nodded: "Okay, this understanding is correct. With this understanding of baggage, you can create your own creations, but if you want to talk about water, you have a good baggage!"
As he spoke, Qi Long assumed the classic table tennis posture of palm blossoming, which is to put the ball in the palm of his hand and open his palm.
"Look, when people play table tennis, they have to spit on it!"
"Hahahaha, people are blowing, and now they are not allowed to blow!"
"Isn't this just a burden?"
Qi Long said that we can continue to praise the athletes, saying that they have put in a lot of sweat and tears to win the championship, which is all water.
When it comes to soil, many athletes wear plaster. Plaster, plaster, and stone are just soil, right?
The above-mentioned table tennis balls are relatively easy to acquire value. Qi Long also has interesting stories about "Five Red Pictures" and recommended two to Qin Xiaoxian. When the time comes, let the admirers name one person. The yin and yang, metal, wood, water, fire and earth in the human body.
"People are simple, there are old jokes, the five internal organs correspond to metal, wood, water, fire and earth, the eyes correspond to the sun and the moon, one yin and one yang."
Qi Long waved his hand: "Pretend you don't know then, wait for some time, and ask him to tell you the specific person, man, woman, old man, child, do you recognize him, where do you live, what is his name? There is nothing to say," he replied. If you don't come up, let's use your wife as an example. At this time, it can be reversed, and you can do it. "
Yin and yang, let’s just say that your wife is very yin and yang: “Hey, I’m back, it’s nice to have a drink outside, oh, I know there must be another gathering of senior brothers that I have to go to, blah blah blah, what specific words do you want? , and then you tell him, this is your wife's yin and yang, the yin and yang are strange! "Jin, it is said that Peng's wife manages money at home, and managing money is gold.
Mu, I was so blind back then that I actually found you, a stupid person like you, as my husband!
Here is Ichiban, Peng Ke’s wife is talking about Peng Ke’s wood, it has nothing to do with Peng Ke.
"You can be a little more naughty at this time, with four words: husband and wife are one! The audience will think that you and Mu are one, and he is a mu and you are a mu!"
Fire, my wife is always angry with herself.
Water, when husband and wife become one.
"Hahahaha, are you still connected to your head?"
"Didn't the crosstalk between me and Dong Qiang always go up to the top?"
It’s even easier for people to be uncouth, just say that he and his wife are very uncouth, don’t understand fashion, how old they are, and still wear couple’s pants!
This brings with it the burden of praising and asking how you know.
While talking, the winner was decided in table tennis over there. Dongqiang lost. After being talked about for a few times, his brain collapsed and he came over: "That's right. You two are on it!"
"We are talking about work, uncle!" Qin Xiaoxian waved his hands, not wanting to exercise.
Qi Long echoed from the side: "Yes, yes, that's the key point."
"What job?"
"Five Red Pictures, I gave him an idea, saying that he would flatter his daughter-in-law's yin and yang eccentricity."
Dong Qiang and Qi Long also performed "Five Red Pictures" in a small theater. At that time, they also had the burden that Qi Long said: "Hey, I thought about it after I got off the stage. It's quite interesting. Qi Long and I are not very good now." You can use the job of flattering your wife!"
This is true. The reason is that Qi Long and Dong Qiang have become well-known. The audience also knows that Dong Qiang does not find a girlfriend. It is sometimes difficult for the audience to take in the cross talk between the two. Here, I often talk about Dongqiang’s girlfriend, ex-girlfriend or his parents.
Wait for him to get married before talking about his wife and other burdens.
It won't be needed in a short time.
After hearing Dong Qiang's words, both Qin Xiaoxian who was asking for help and Qi Long who was doing the work here looked over curiously.
"It doesn't have to be your wife, it can also be your father. Jin Changsheng said, he is in charge of the money at home, but you really want to get back the financial power, so you found a car to install on the person who is in charge of the money in your family. The car is made of metal, right? When you said that, Peng Nie really wanted to get back the financial power, so he found a car and pretended that his wife was a vegetable, a plant, a tree! "
Qi Long covered his face: "What a loss, I will know later. The water will turn into a vegetative state. I can't eat and can only be given an intravenous drip. The glucose liquid injected is water!"
"That's right, where's the fire?"
"Your wife can't hold on, she's gone, she needs to be cremated, fire!"
"Are you going to damage it? Where's the soil?"
Qi Long calmly uttered four words: "I will rest in peace!"
"Hahahaha!" Several members who came around were also happy.
Qin Xiaoxian lamented on the side: "It's so cruel. When my uncle told me about work, he tore it apart and crushed it into pieces regardless of how he expressed it."
"Chewed it to bits and spit it in your mouth?" Dong Qiang asked.
"How disgusting." Qin Xiaoxian complained: "That is to say, when you were talking to me, you were explaining sentence by sentence. Uncle Dong Qiang came over and said that he had a burden. As soon as he said the two beginnings, the two of them were able to complete the performance. Wow. , so awesome!”
This is a casual conversation between the two of them. There is no need to discuss each sentence, only an outline is needed.
Many times on the cross talk stage, due to the audience's quarrels or various emergencies on the stage of the previous pair of performers, except for the main pole, everything else remains completely different from the work done backstage!
"Stop playing table tennis, let's play the "Five Red Pictures" game and see if there's anything interesting!" Qi Long said.
With that said, he explained to everyone that he had to find Yin Yang and the Five Elements in the items, and then he answered forcefully.
When I was in the Shanxi Cross Talk Club, this was also included in the party game in their club. Whoever answered the question was recognized by everyone and even praised it as a good burden. He was considered awesome!
"Popsicle!" Shen Teng took out a popsicle from the refrigerator nearby and immediately proposed an item.
"It's yin when it's in the bag, it's yang when it's taken out!" Dong Qiang answered immediately.
Sha Yi came up to argue: "We in the Northeast don't have bags, what should we do?"
"Then put it in the freezer as yin and take it out as yang!" Dong Qiang continued.
"He doesn't put it in the freezer. It's colder than the refrigerator outside in our Northeast winter, so he sells it on the stall!" Sha Yi continued to argue.
Several Northeastern gentlemen around have also joined in the argument. Don't just think that Dongqiang is powerful!
"How dirty is that thing? You must have some paper or something to wrap it up, right?"
"No, no!"
At this time, Qi Long had an idea: "Let's start by saying that this popsicle is Yang when you hold it up, okay?"
"Okay!"
"Put it in your mouth, the sun won't shine, it's Yin!"
Dong Qiang applauded: "This is not bad."
One feature of "Five Red Pictures" is that the best thing to say is the word "gold", because as long as you can't round it, you can simply say that this thing can be bought with money, and money is next to the word "gold".
The same goes for popsicles.
Qi Long put forward a point at this time: "The popsicle, this is not the popsicle I am eating, it is a big iron rod from the Northeast. The iron rod has been frozen into ice, iron, metal!"
"That's too far-fetched. The popsicle we're talking about is the one that can be licked!" Sha Yi retorted.
Qi Long: "Iron rods can also be licked, but dear viewers, if you come to the Northeast in the winter, don't try to lick the iron rod. Your tongue will stick to it and you won't be able to pull it off. It's very dangerous!"
"Yes, Qi Long has been exposed to it!" As he said that, Dong Qiang was looking for his mobile phone. That was a dark history decades ago. When Dong Qiang came to Qi Long's hometown in the northeast, he still used a digital camera to take photos, which have been saved in on the phone.
In the photo, Qi Long's tongue is standing on the iron railing, unable to move, and everyone is crying.
"Well, I made a bet with him at that time. I dared to lick the railings in winter. The bet was that you were awesome and you were good. The result is unforgettable to this day. A layer of skin was missing from my tongue!" Qi Long lamented his dark history. (End of chapter)