Chapter 16 Xu Yun’s punishment.
As a modern person with normal XP, Xu Yun definitely has no wrong thoughts about a five or six-year-old girl.
After all, he's not that controlling - he's a staunch supporter of Tifa.
But at the same time, it is naturally impossible to be too defensive, especially when the other party appears at Uncle Maverick's house and is obviously a family member.
The result was unexpected.
This young man launched a sneak attack upon meeting him and threw a ball of cow dung in front of him?
Therefore, Xu Yun was caught off guard and cow dung fell on his head.
Seeing this situation, William Escud next to Xu Yun suddenly changed his expression.
I saw him quickly helping Xu Yun dust the cow dung with one hand, while shouting angrily in a high tone of G key:
"Le-la-ni-!!!"
As one of Newton's closest elders, how could William not know how closed-minded his nephew was in social circles?
If fighting can be regarded as close contact, Mavericks will definitely be the King of the Sea, or the kind of invincible opponent who is the scumbag in Lincoln County.
But aside from fighting and talking about serious friendships, Mavericks really doesn't even have a friend he can say hello to.
Therefore, when he first saw Xu Yun - especially the bandage covering the wound on Xu Yun's head, William's first reaction was that Mavericks had offended some powerful son and brought him to borrow money for medical expenses.
As a result, as soon as such a 'VIP'-level guest came to the door, his little daughter had his head covered in cow dung?
At this time, William only had one thought in his mind:
Oh my god, pills!
But facing her menacing father, the little girl named Lilani was not afraid at all.
I saw her sticking out her tongue naughtily and jumping towards the end of the living room:
"Mom, sister, the monster has captured brother Isaac!!!"
Xu Yun and William and Mavericks:
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Then William came back to his senses, quickly brushed the cow dung from Xu Yun's body, and kept apologizing:
"I'm sorry, Mr. Fat Fish, I solemnly apologize to you!
That is my little daughter Leilani Escu. I have been away from home all these years and have no time to discipline her, so now
Hey, don't worry, I will definitely teach her a lesson! ”
Xu Yun lowered his head and tried his best to shake the cow dung, while he raised a wry smile somewhat speechlessly:
I was wondering who it was, and it turned out to be this naughty kid
Leilani Askew, the youngest daughter of William Askew.
In a letter written by Newton to Stukeley in 1703, Lao Niu once mentioned a sexy operation of this naughty kid:
At that time, William Aesku entertained a guest from Sweden. Due to the distinguished status of the guest, William began to prepare for the reception in advance.
When Leilani Escu learned about this, he got a big bucket of cow dung from nowhere, and when the guests arrived, he unleashed a wave of justice from heaven.
Lao Niu didn't say much about what happened next, but the scene must have been very embarrassing, and Lilani probably wouldn't be able to escape a round of mixed doubles.
Unexpectedly, after he traveled through time, this incident that was supposed to happen at the end of 1667 actually happened to him unexpectedly?
You were careless
On the other side, as the noise came from the door, several people who were staying in the house were also awakened one after another:
The first person to appear was Lisa Escu, whom she had seen before.
The girl was holding the fleeing Lilani Escu in her hands at this time. Lilani was holding a white flag made in Gaul high in her hands, waving her teeth and claws in an attempt to surrender.
Lisa Escu was originally carrying this naughty kid as easily as she was carrying a chicken, but when she saw little Newton beside her, her expression was stunned, and she quickly let go of her hand, showing a reserved look.
Following her were a pair of twelve or thirteen-year-old twins, with thin frames and seemingly malnourished.
Four sisters appeared from the aisle on the left, chattering a few words, and finally Lisa Escu said something into the narrow room that seemed to be the kitchen.
Soon, a middle-aged woman with a somewhat bloated figure walked out:
This woman is wearing an apron, holding a handful of wild vegetables soaked in water in her hand, and in the other hand a kitchen knife of the same size as the Saionji World:
Obviously, this is the wife of William Aisku. Since her name cannot be found, she is called Mrs. William.
Seeing this scene at the entrance, Mrs. William blinked and walked up quickly:
"Honey, what happened?"
William took a piece of cow dung from behind Xu Yun's ear without disdain and pointed at Lilani opposite:
"She, the guest, cow dung."
Three concise and concise words, but Mrs. William immediately understood what happened.
As a result, the head mother no longer bothered to say hello to the calf, and they joined in the shit-cleaning battle together.
As for the Mavericks.
He just slapped her a few times out of sympathy, and then stood aside and started flirting with Lisa Escu, making her eyes pop out of her eyes
Fortunately, Lilani threw relatively shriveled cow dung this time, and the area that was hit was not Xu Yun's face.
So after a lot of trouble, Mrs. William brought two more buckets of freshly heated hot water, and took Xu Yun outside the door to simply rinse his head with blueberry juice.
After everything was cleaned up, Xu Yun followed Mrs. William back into the house.
At this time, William and his family, including Mavericks, had gathered around the fireplace. William sat in the middle with a solemn expression. The twin sisters stayed quietly aside. Mavericks and Lisa Escu were still there. Bada.
As for Lilani
This little girl was standing alone next to William, and her red eyes showed that this naughty child must have eaten a meal of fried meat on bamboo boards.
Seeing Xu Yun enter, William quickly stood up and walked to him with Lilani:
"Lilani, come here quickly and apologize!"
Lilani pouted, rubbed his left arm, and said dullly:
"I'm sorry, Mr. Fat Fish."
William on the side took out a stick from the sea buckthorn tree - the kind with many thorns on the branches. Many people will be scratched and pulled out if they are not careful:
"Mr. Fat Fish, according to the provisions of Comis Law, you can now whip Lilani no more than 20 times."
Xu Yun had already prepared a few polite words, but when he heard these words, he was stunned and immediately thought of something:
Yes, this is the UK, Great Britain with so many weird laws!
As the origin of common law, Britain's legal system has had a profound impact on countries around the world.
English law is also one of the most continuous and longest-standing laws in the world.
Some of the current laws were enacted hundreds of years ago, are extremely bizarre, and are still in effect today.
For example, the Treason Act of 1848 stipulates that if a stamp with the Queen's face is affixed upside down to an envelope, it will be considered treason.
There is also the Prohibition and Inspection Act 1998, which stipulates that any British citizen who detonates a nuclear device and kills others, whether at home or abroad, will be jailed for life.
For example, if a whale dies on the beach, the head of the whale automatically belongs to the queen, and the queen has the first right to occupy the tail of the whale. (I recommend a book, "ThestrangelawsofoldEngland", which is really interesting)
Therefore, it is not surprising that in the seventeenth century, the British came up with laws to punish naughty children.
However, the law allows it, but Xu Yun still has some modern values and it would not be a good thing for her to punish the naughty child
So Xu Yun thought about it and made a decision in his heart.
I saw him making a fist with his right hand and straightening it. With his left hand, he pulled up the naughty boy's left hand and brought it parallel to his own right hand.
Then he picked up the bamboo pole and pumped it three times with medium strength.
After three times.
On the arms, one large and one small, one yellow and one white, three scars that were not deep but broke the skin appeared at the same time.
Then Xu Yun pointed to Lilani’s arm and said to her:
"This is the punishment you deserve. Considering your young age, I will only hit you three times."
Then he pointed to his right hand which was bleeding and said seriously:
"This is my self-punishment for punishing a little girl. It has nothing to do with the law, but has to do with morality."
Opposite him, Lilani, who was usually fearless, suddenly froze, looked at the arms in front of him in confusion, opened his mouth, but did not speak. (End of chapter)