(Thanks to the three book friends 'Rexlip', 'Ji Yang' and 'BXeroXB' for the tip. Thank you very much for your support of this book. In addition, there may only be one chapter today, so I am not in a very good mood. As for the reason, please see the end. The message will not affect your reading)
"..." The soft voice echoed in his ears. Although it sounded pitiful, Dongfang Ming always felt that something was wrong.
This situation and this rhythm seem to have a professional descriptor.
Uh, darkening...
"Haha, it shouldn't be possible..." Suddenly, the corners of Dongfang Ming's mouth began to twitch, and he had a bad feeling.
The girl turned black and ended up with a hatchet.
A picture flashed through his mind, and Dongfang Ming felt chilly, and the pressure instantly increased a lot.
He shouldn't encounter such an ending, right?
etc! Don’t be afraid if you encounter it!
With an immortal body, why fear the hatchet!
Besides, he is not a scumbag, and there is no way he would meet such a bad ending!
At this moment, a reminder suddenly sounded in Dongfang Ming's mind:
[Ding dong! Congratulations to His Majesty the Demon King for activating the hidden mission "Scum"]
【Hidden Mission: Scum】
[Task content: Play with women's bodies and minds, and carry out the scumbag way to the end. 】
[Complete conditions: Become a real scumbag (0丨100%). 】
[Task reward: one point of destruction coins, scum certificate, scum photo]
[Remarks: Since ancient times, scum has appeared in my generation, and a hatchet has emerged as soon as it enters the flowers. 】
After glancing at the information, Dongfang Ming was speechless and felt a strong desire to complain.
What a fuss!
System, are you forcing me to complain?
Looking at this information speechlessly, Dongfang Ming was really drunk.
Still making trouble at this time, the system is too idle!
Anyway, he didn't want the certificate or the photo, and the little destruction coin was worth complaining about.
Is this contempt for his intelligence? This kind of hidden task seems to be for fools, even if they don’t know how to do it!
Giving up the opportunity given by the system to complain, Dongfang Ming looked at Hinata squarely again.
Hinata is such a cute and gentle girl, she doesn’t know how to play with a hatchet!
Well, Sakura, it's quite possible. But even if she didn't use the hatchet, she would still be the same. If it weren't for Naruto's incredible physique, this female man would have been killed long ago.
However, it seems that the cuter the girl is, the easier it is for her to become evil...
The next moment, Dongfang Ming chose silence and quietly stared at the sleeping Hinata.
After a while, Dongfang Ming sighed silently, and then reached out to help the girl wipe away the tears from the corners of her eyes.
This is all he can do now. He is not a psychiatrist and cannot deal with mental illness.
Melanosis is a disease and needs treatment.
In fact, Dongfang Ming also wanted to play the role of a doctor, but he didn't understand!
It’s also worth mentioning that the last time someone bought a fun gift package, there was a pink nurse outfit.
Doctors and patients alike would love to try it.
After pulling up the quilt for this lovely Gu Liang, Dongfang Ming sat next to him and turned on the system again.
"By the way, the big gift pack has been refreshed." Then, someone who was just about to continue learning skills suddenly remembered that the gift packs in the mall were discounted and promoted every day.
Then Dongfang Ming clicked into the mall, ready to see which gift pack redemptions would be on sale today.
The fun gift package last time was a huge profit. Fifteen pieces of character uniforms and ten pieces of sexy underwear cost only ten yuan, and they also come with an additional system prop.
When you click on the gift package interface, what catches your eye is today’s discounted gift package.
[Basic Weapon Gift Pack] Contains knives, swords, sticks... (eighteen common weapons)
[Gentleman-level oral novel gift pack] Contains Golden Scales, The Legend of the Sad Wind Warrior, Auntie's Darkness, Chrysanthemum Wood Chronicles... (a total of twenty famous novels)
[Ai Slave Guide Collection Gift Pack] Contains X Slave Book, Training and Training Diary... (a collection)
……
Before he was even halfway through watching it, Dongfang Ming couldn't stand it any longer. The system guy really needed to be harmonious, and it was simply too lawless to sell a gift package with some elements of craftsmanship.
As a good citizen who abides by laws and regulations, Dongfang Ming feels the need to report the system. Doesn't this bring him harm?
Immediately, someone bought a big gift bag and planned to return to Earth later to give it to the leaders of the relevant departments, so that they could send the mythical beast River Crab to educate the system.
System, if you hold it in its mouth like this, does the mythical beast know?
After paying one hundred points of destruction coins, Dongfang Ming browsed around again, and only after confirming that there was nothing good, he closed the system mall.
After that, a certain gentleman couldn't wait to open the inventory and get a certain book.
Clicking to take it out, Dongfang Ming had a small book in his hand. It was neither big nor small, neither thick nor thin, just like a small notebook.
The cover of this small book has four Chinese characters and is called Ainu Strategy.
Full of excitement, Dongfang Ming opened the small book and was dumbfounded when he saw it.
The pages are all in Japanese...
After flipping through three or four pages in a row, Dongfang Ming felt that he had been tricked by the system again.
Japanese, everything he said is in Japanese!
Now if he was asked to choose the most disgusting text in the world, it would definitely be Japanese.
Ten thousand grass and mud horses are now galloping in Dongfang Ming's heart.
I spent a hundred dollars to buy such a cheating thing, how can I not be angry?
Throwing the small book on the ground casually, Dongfang Ming just wanted to express that he could no longer love.
Well, his current mood is as if he found a masterpiece in his mind from China, and then recharged a hundred yuan to buy the novel. He was planning to read it in one go, but he found that the author had too many pirated readers and too many subscribing readers. I can hardly write anymore.
What a cheat!
But the difference is that it is useless for him to blame the author. Although the author is responsible, can he be blamed entirely?
In essence, they are also victims and are being cheated just like him.
It's just that it was the system that tricked him, and others were piracy, making them both feel powerless.
Therefore, Dongfang Ming, who was really speechless, felt sleepy, so he simply covered his head and fell asleep, not thinking too much, otherwise he would be the one who got hurt.
Soon after someone fell asleep, Samyi woke up. After sitting up, he happened to find a book next to him.
So, she curiously picked up the small book and opened it...
Seeing the text description in the book, Samyi was suddenly fascinated, as if attracted by some mysterious power, and kept reading unknowingly.
"I am the master's meat organ..." A red light flashed in his eyes, and Samyi groaned softly as if unconsciously.
The pages of the book are turned from time to time, but this little book has never been turned over...
Samyi read for a long time, and did not put the small book away until Dongfang Ming woke up again.
"Hmm~" After waking up, Dongfang Ming stretched his body and let out a groan of satisfaction, and most of the suffocation in his heart dissipated.
Although one hundred points of destruction coins were a lot, he had more than seven thousand five hundred points, and it didn't hurt him much after spending them.
Moreover, Dongfang Ming has no time to continue sulking now.
A certain blonde with big breasts is ready to have a good time as soon as possible...
Ps: Today I am going off topic. Well, you can actually read it. Today, when the author woke up, he found a message on his mobile phone from a reader with whom he was close. Well, to be precise, it was a screenshot, a screenshot of a book review about a new book.
I didn't really care about it at first, but after taking a closer look, I found a problem. It seems that the book review is not on it, but on other novel clients. So, out of curiosity, I took a closer look and found that they were all comments from readers asking for "cheer up", which made me feel quite happy.
But the problem came again. I saw a message saying that I would give the author a reward, and the amount was not small, one hundred oceans. Well, as a scumbag with no income during the new book period, I was naturally very happy. I thought I had met a rich man, but as it turned out, I saw that the date was Monday this week, and the other person said that he would come here after giving the reward. Reading novels.
So the question comes again. I didn’t see the reward. It’s one hundred oceans at a time. There are currently two of them, and I know them all. Who is this book friend? Therefore, I asked the two rich people who gave rewards, and I am sure, they are not!
Then, I found out that after a long time, I was a liar. Feeling unhappy after being deceived, the author downloaded the pirated software for chasing novels, and then searched for his own book. The result was that I didn’t read it, but I was shocked when I saw it. Well, the last question is, what scares the author? That's right, trolls and book friends who tell the truth. In fact, I am not a pure newcomer, but a vest newcomer.
Therefore, I searched for past novels and found a group of trolls. Do you know how I felt at that time? Yes, I am even more angry than Dongfang Ming, even angry.
My last novel was unfinished because of too many piracy. These people are criticizing my unfinished novel. Another series of novels that I wrote was also attacked. I really don’t know what to say now, so I can’t tell the truth. Forget it, it's just promoting piracy and spraying it on others. Why bother? Why don't you blame me for writing the novel?
If my grades are good, might I not be able to continue writing? Well, the book is not good, so no one subscribes, but the tens of thousands of collections make me feel sad, don’t you understand.
Okay, no more nonsense, what makes me sad is only those people who read books on pirated software, not the readers. New book issues are read on pirated software, and readers who cannot contribute even a single click are really not readers, they are just a bunch of parasites. In addition, the original name of this vest is Death-seeking Demon, but because I thought something might happen, I changed it to Sex-Sexing Demon.
Well, the last kid named Tiancan, don’t show off next time, it’s because of you that you provoked the author. Although I don't use that pirated software, it doesn't mean that other readers don't. I just hope that some pirated readers can take care of themselves and don't go too far. It's okay to criticize the book, but it is absolutely unqualified to directly scold the author. The website welcomes all book lovers to visit and read. The latest, fastest and most popular serial works are all original! Mobile phone users please read here.