Chapter 2 Illusion


"If possible, I really hope to have Mr. Bei's appetite..." Staring at the big yellow-haired rat, someone's eyes were full of resentment.

Hey, I just regret that I am not Mr. Bei and don’t have such a good appetite.

By the way, another question is whether Pikachu can taste chicken.

Well, theoretically it shouldn’t taste like chicken, but it might have ten times the protein of beef.

After staring for a while, Dongfang Ming finally looked away and no longer focused on Pikachu.

A big rat is not much to look at, even if it is a cute thing.

A certain person has never been interested in cute things. After all, he is not a girl.

As a pure man, he likes women!

As for why it is not the opposite sex, you must know that in addition to girls, there are also transsexual or intersex creatures such as shemales in the world.

If you say you like the opposite sex, then that includes shemales or female animals. This situation is more common in Europe and the United States.

Don't believe it? Pay attention to international news.

There is a tendency for heterosexuals over there to join the Sad Wind Cult.

In order to prohibit this kind of thing, a certain country even issued a decree prohibiting humans from messing with animals. The reason is to protect animals, after all, they won’t say NO.

Well, I heard that before the law came out, it was almost banned by the opposition party.

Hey, foreigners are so scary!

Looking up at the sky, Dongfang Ming felt a sense of desolation.

How would I live my life without a girl...

In addition, how to do this task...

Being alone feels unreliable...

Uh, no, it feels unreliable that it’s one person and one beast!

Besides, it's scary to think about staying with an animal for several years.

Although Pikachu will evolve and eventually become Cannon, it still cannot change that it is a Pikachu.

With Master Zhi as an example, Dongfang Ming was afraid.

If he didn't want Pikachu to evolve into a gun sister again, then someone would really want to take it into the partner space quickly.

"Wait, what is that?!" When he looked up at the sky, Dongfang Ming suddenly noticed the darkness in the distance and quickly moved closer to him.

After a while, Dongfang Ming saw clearly what it was, his face changed, and he said in a trembling voice: "Zombie bird!"

There are thousands of them in this dense mass, which is very visually impactful.

Glancing at Pikachu, Dongfang Ming quickly took it back to his partner's space. He was not afraid of the viruses carried by these zombie birds, but not Pikachu.

Once infected with the zombie virus, Pikachu becomes a zombie Pikachu, which is not a good thing.

"Damn it, eat my fireball technique!" After taking Pikachu into his partner's space, Dongfang Ming raised his right hand to face the zombie birds, subconsciously trying to release the spell.

However, when the words fell, not a single spark was seen.

Fireball, that is the power of the Demon King, and the brave cannot use it...

Seeing nothing, Dongfang Ming remembered that he could not use the power of the Demon King now.

So, he shouted: "I'll wipe it", then turned around and ran away...

As a brave man, he can't remember what skills he knows for the time being.

I’m used to using the Demon King’s skills, but I’ve almost forgotten all the Hero’s skills...

While running, Dongfang Ming opened the system, entered the character bar, and checked what skills he had.

A few seconds later, someone shouted: "Arm of Explosive Flame!" and summoned the noble phantom carried by the hero.

[Arm of Explosive Flame (Lv10): A treasure carried by the brave, with dual attributes of fire and fire. It also has the effect of strengthening skills of the same attribute, and can also enable the brave to control the lower element 'fire' and the upper element 'fire'. 】

"Burn it for me!" Then Dongfang Ming turned around and released a burst of flames at the flock of zombie birds that were chasing after him.

In the blink of an eye, the zombie bird that hit the sea of ​​​​fire was reduced to ashes in the fire...

The sea of ​​​​fire lasted for several minutes before the group of desperate zombie birds were cleared away.

Dongfang Ming also broke out in hot sweat and felt a little exhausted.

Continuously releasing flames is also a test for him. If you collapse from exhaustion, the flame is gone.

Using the Noble Phantasm consumes one's own physical strength and energy, which is not without cost.

After taking back the precious phantom, Dongfang Ming sat on the ground and gasped.

"Huhu..."

After wiping away the sweat, Dongfang Ming patted his chest again, took out a bottle of mineral water from the inventory, and drank a few sips for himself.

"This task seems not as simple as I thought." Drinking water, Dongfang Ming fell into thinking again.

Now it seems that maybe he thought the task was too simple.

Putting aside killing monsters, he now faced several problems.

The first problem is that there is not enough food. Although there are several months of food and water stored in the inventory, it is obviously impossible to last for several years.

The second question is that there is no reward for killing zombies, which means that you have lost your replenishment, which also means that you cannot buy food and water. Well, this problem is very serious. If there is really no reward for killing monsters, then it will be a complete failure.

The third problem is that I feel that my endurance is not good, which means that I cannot fight for a long time. At the same time, it also means that the time to kill monsters is greatly extended. For example, something that once only took an hour now takes several times as long.

……

In addition to these problems, Dongfang Ming didn't know if it was an illusion, but he always felt like something was staring at him.

Well, the feeling of being watched.

This mission is a bit weird!

After resting for a while, Dongfang Ming stood up and looked around again.

He wanted to look around to see if anyone was watching.

As a result, of course nothing was discovered, but the feeling of being watched was still there.

"It's really weird." Looking away, Dongfang Ming scratched his head, feeling a little unlucky.

"Forget it, let's find out where this place is first." After searching to no avail, someone did not dare to waste time anymore and began to study his location instead.

Although I knew I was in Naruto's world, I didn't know where I was.

Right now, it's important to know where you are.

If you don't even know where you are, how can you talk about killing monsters?

Besides, there are more important things than killing monsters.

That’s looking for a town!

As for why we are looking for a town, there shouldn’t be any need to explain, right?

Food and water, these two supplies must be enough!

These two supplies are easy to find in towns and are not as difficult to obtain in the wild.

Of course, if it's Mr. Bei, just ignore it.

In addition, Dongfang Ming first went to the town to find out if there were any survivors.

The system mission does not provide much information, and it does not indicate that humans are extinct, so the town must be visited.

If you expect to kill all the zombies by yourself, forget it. No matter how you look at it, it's not reliable.

Find more helpers and hope will be greater.

……

PS1: Well, let me make a rant, you can just listen to it as anecdotes. About three days ago, a reader added me as a friend and chatted with me for a long time, saying that he would give me two yuan and let me update two chapters...

Regarding this, I told the truth that I really thought it was too little at the time. After all, I couldn’t even go to an Internet cafe here for two yuan, not to mention that the two yuan had to go through a diner, and in the end I could only get one yuan.

However, when I refused, he was not happy and said that if I gave him two yuan, he would be willing to update two chapters (for the novel he had posted to the website, the full text only had one chapter, and it was one or three years old... [ I’m hacked, don’t ask why, you’ll know after reading it).

After listening to his words, I was drunk and completely speechless. But I never imagined that this was just the beginning of a joke. Later, he expressed the hope that I would come to his place to write a novel. Well, we only cover the accommodation, regardless of the fare and food. As for food expenses, he usually charges 50 yuan a day at home, 100 yuan a day in restaurants, and 250 yuan a day in hotels. There are no high-end ones.

So, after he finished speaking, I replied: "I go to your place to code and spend tens or even hundreds a day without any benefit. Do you think I am a ****?" (original copy and paste) . Next, he immediately replied: "Well, isn't it? Haven't you complained about it in the book? Besides, there are still benefits. It doesn't cost anything to live and surf the Internet." (ibid.)

Okay, here we go, does anyone want to scold you? It was natural to scold him, but I didn’t scold him at that time. I just silently sent the chat records to the author group to express my thoughts to other writers.

At the same time, I said: If this is the case, I might as well stay at home and at least pay for food and accommodation. As a result, after the rejection, the reader became even more unhappy. He simply sent me three words, as if he was contemptuous, "gnaw the old man!"

Hey, although in a sense, I can be regarded as an old man, but now I have some savings from work, so I can play at home during the holidays. However, he rated me as an old man. At that time, I no longer wanted to talk to him anymore and just asked him to read the record again, but he felt that the topic had been changed and wanted to break off with me to ask more questions. But until the end, I didn't greet him or his relatives.

Well, there are chat records. If you don’t believe it, you can take a look. Sometimes, I really wonder if I pay too much attention to cultivation and quality. After playing 4,000 games of LoL, I only have a few curses recorded, and I only use funny words or **** to counter those trolls. What's more important is that this kind of counterattack only came about after the code word was written. Well, to be honest, my temper does get irritated easily after I start coding.

Okay, the topic went off the rails. Back to the topic, what do you think of this reader? Well, I will definitely blacklist him, even if he uses free coins to subscribe to a few VIP chapters. It's a pity, I can't get it for even one minute, so I'll block it decisively. As for the future, I feel that if I meet this kind of guy who treats the author as a slave, I will block him immediately and don't want to talk to this kind of person anymore.

Well, actually I have to complain, that is, after the special group was announced, people with bad eyesight always added them to it. I have accepted this and can only remind it again. First, the special group is not a book club group. If you don’t mean to support, please don’t join randomly. Second, support is not a transaction. If you want to use money to buy benefits, don’t join the group. I don’t dare to accept that kind of money. Of course, there is no free lunch, and as a recipient, the author will also receive something in return. Also, I am very grateful to two readers. I have accepted your red envelopes. Thank you for your support. This chapter is also updated for those 60-year-old girls, otherwise I really want to delay it for a week.

Well, in the end, although my birthday has passed, I forgot to make a wish. I just hope that a few wealthy people will support me~

PS2: Conventional notice: book friend group (261971897), special support group (312736690), author WeChat public account (ppp-km), in addition, a new book group for all readers has been established, group number (107771503) [Add Group only requirement, non-divers. If you don’t like talking, then don’t join this new group] As usual, PS comments are still added after the chapter is released, and there is no extra charge. Character guaranteed! )

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