"...It seems that you have all remembered? Haha, rookies, welcome to the infinite space full of danger and death... If you don't want to die ugly, I advise you to commit suicide now, otherwise, after a while, It’s difficult to die even if you want to die easily!”
Seeing these newcomers frowning and reading the information left in their minds, Wang Qiu picked up the pistol and threatened him like this - but Doraemon gave him a big eye roll, "...Please, I don't like this kind of words." I’ve heard it so many times that I can’t even scare a child!”
——Hey, incredible Doraemon-sama, can the children you hang out with be treated as ordinary people?
Look at those Doraemon novels. How many times have these crazy elementary school students destroyed, saved, and created the world? !
Wang Qiu couldn't help but rolled his eyes, and from now on he didn't dare to act cool in front of these newcomers with explosive combat power - they were really not qualified!
——Okay, this is the end of senior Wang Qiu’s explanation task, and now it’s time to ask questions from the audience.
"...Na na! This Mr. Kidnapper, um, no, Mr. Unlucky... I have a question to ask..."
Miss Haruhi Suzumiya, who was full of energy, jumped out first, pushed Doraemon aside carelessly, approached Wang Qiu, and asked curiously.
"...Miss, I am not a kidnapper, and please don't call me unlucky. I have a name! My name is Wang Qiu, and I am Chinese. OK?"
Wang Qiu sighed and rolled his eyes again, "...By the way, would you all like to finish yourselves and tell us about your identities? I am a third-year college student. During my summer internship, I was caught by a I got scammed through mobile phone ads.”
"...Well...I'll come first! My name is Suzumiya Haruhi, a first-year student at Hyogo Prefecture Hokusai High School in Japan, and also the leader of SOS. My creed is to make the world lively!" Suzumiya Haruhi said with a look on his face. He waved his little fist angrily, "...Before entering this time and space, I was in the activity room of the SOS group, using the computer to surf the Internet with Nagato Yuki-chan. Well, Yuki-chan will tell you what happens next!"< br>
As Suzumiya Haruhi said this, she dragged Nagato Yuki over casually. At the same time, she put her hands around Nagato Yuki's neck very intimately, put her head on her shoulder, and rubbed Nagato Yuki vigorously. face, "...Hmm, our Yuxi is the smartest!"
——Hey, Haruhi Suzumiya, are you sure you are not from the Lily clan? Why do you seem to be busy harassing girls all day long?
Also, when did Nagato Yuki, the cute god, become your family?
Wang Qiu couldn't help complaining in his heart, and he muttered in an awkward manner.
However, facing Haruhi Suzumiya's intimate harassment, Nagato Yuki just rolled her eyes calmly and said calmly.
"...Understood, I will explain next. I am Nagato Yuki, a member of the SOS group, and a subordinate of the leader Haruhi Suzumiya. During the club activity time this afternoon, I was having a language chat with a salesperson at an online store in Tokyo, preparing While purchasing new electronic products, a strange voice suddenly came in: 'Do you want to understand the meaning of life? Do you want to truly...live'?
At that time, before I had time to answer, Haruhi Suzumiya, who had been standing behind me browsing product brochures, shouted excitedly: ‘...Is this some mysterious activity going on? Will there be people from the future, people from other worlds, people with super powers and aliens playing with us? ’
Then, the voice hesitated for a moment, and then replied: 'Probably there will be!' ’
So, Suzumiya Haruhi excitedly agreed, ‘Then what are you waiting for? When shall we depart? ’
Next, after a brief loss of consciousness, we found ourselves here..."
"...That's right, that's what Yuki-chan said." Haruhi Suzumiya nodded and looked at the others, "...How did you get here? Also, there are people from the future, people from other worlds, and super-humans among you. People with abilities and aliens? ”
"...Um... My name is Doraemon. I am a household cat-shaped robot from the 22nd century. I currently live in the Nobi family in Tokyo, Japan... As for how I came here, to be honest, I don't remember very clearly. Already..."
Doraemon rubbed his head in distress and said naggingly, "...yesterday evening, I found that another credit card was maxed out, and I couldn't buy many of the new products I wanted. I was depressed. , I simply ate the top-quality Dorayaki with red bean paste and drank a lot of Mokutendori sake... and then I couldn't remember anything. Maybe I played on the computer after being drunk, or answered some phone calls..."
——Mitian Polygonum is a narcotic specially formulated for cats, comparable to spirits, cigarettes and opium. Cats eating this feel like humans smoking marijuana.
"...Well, is it my turn now? Hello everyone, my name is Nohara Shinnosuke, I am 5 years old, and I am a student in the Himawari class at Futaba Kindergarten in Kasuga City. I have a mom and dad at home, and a little boy named Shiro. Dog! I love chocolate cookies and dynamic burgers the most. My favorite things to do are butt dance, put my mother's underwear on my head, do the elephant dance, learn the dynamic superman laugh, shoot dynamic light waves, and come here. Go away!”
After Doraemon, Nohara Shinnosuke walked up with a silly smile, "...Now, let me perform a butt dance for everyone..."
Seeing this little kid who was full of dirty jokes taking off his pants again, Wang Qiu, who felt his head was as big as a bucket, had to stop: "...Ahem! The dancing can wait. Besides, Xiaoxin, please tell me how you entered this world first!”
"...How did it come about? Oh, I remembered it. A beautiful older sister in strange clothes handed me a flyer at the gate of Futaba Kindergarten, saying that as long as I agreed to participate in an activity, I would get the latest collector's edition of Dynamic Superman. Free doll, No, this is it!”
Nohara Shinnosuke tilted his head and thought for a while, then took out a dynamic plastic doll of Superman from his crotch, showed it off proudly in front of everyone, "...After I got the gift, I drew a circle on the flyer... Then I woke up and found myself lying on this train... Hey, where am I? Isn't it true that I have been kidnapped? Our family still has thirty years to pay the mortgage, and we can't pay the ransom. of..."
——Wang Qiu sensibly refused to comment on his last nonsense words.
Hey, he even came up with such a traditional method as a salesman... The Lord God's methods of attracting young men are really full of tricks...
Wang Qiu sighed, and then turned his eyes to the remaining two "ordinary people"...at least they looked like relatively ordinary people.
"...Ah, my surname is Zheng, and my name is Zheng Shuang. I work in a foreign trade company in Hong Kong SAR. Then when I was at work, I accidentally discovered an inexplicable dialog box popping up on my computer. At first I thought it was the online game "Infinite Horror". Unexpectedly, after clicking YES with the mouse, it came in. ”
The young white-collar worker who had just asked Doraemon, Haruhi Suzumiya, Yuki Nagato and Shinnosuke Nohara for their signatures came out of nowhere carrying a box and said to Wang Qiu, "...By the way, you really are. Isn’t his name Zhang Jie, and he’s not a semi-leader who will neither live nor die?”
"...You must have watched "Infinite Horror" too much!" Wang Qiu rolled his eyes, "...By the way, what is the box in your hand?"
"... I dug out the lockbox containing the T virus and antibodies from the secret compartment of the carriage. It was an artifact that saved my life and increased my points during the Resident Evil crisis. It also gave me 500 bonus points!" Zheng Shuang grinned. He replied with a very proud air, "...It's a pity that there is no password to open the box, but we have experts here...Nagato-san, can you help me?" He casually stuffed the password box into Yuki Nagato's pocket in hand.
"...Yes, the information operation has started, and the password query...the password has been obtained, now open the box..."
With a brief operation by Nagato Yuki, the lockbox was quickly opened, revealing a row of sealed test tubes containing T-virus and antibodies. Zheng Shuang looked at them carefully, and after obtaining Wang Qiu's consent, he distributed them to everyone one by one, asking them to carry them with them, just in case.
Of course, as Mr. Doraemon is a non-living body, there is no need to waste more medicine - Nagato Yuki is barely considered an organic life.
"...Um... Although I don't understand what you are talking about, let me introduce myself! My name is Han Leilei. I am from Northeast China. I work as an editor at a small publishing house in the county. I play on my mobile phone during my business trip. While playing the game, I accidentally clicked on a dialog box, and the result came in..."
The fashionable young woman seemed to have never watched "Infinite Horror", but she still introduced herself and then asked a classic question, "...by the way, do we only have consciousness to enter this illusory world now?" Like what is described in some online game novels, as long as we complete the game or die in the game, our consciousness will return to the body again.”
"...As far as my personal opinion is concerned, this should not be the case. Because in these spaces, we will also feel pain, get injured, and die, so we probably enter this world physically and mentally. Forced to play such a life-threatening game... Of course, due to the lack of actual evidence, I dare not say that your idea is definitely wrong..."
Wang Qiu scratched his hair, summoned a bayonet and came to Han Leilei's side. He pressed Han Leilei's shoulders with a cautious face and said: "...In this case, this editor sister, I am here to represent On behalf of the party, the country, and the people, please allow me to stab you in the heart to confirm that your guess is correct! If it is really so easy to get rid of the infinite space and delete your account, we will all be very grateful to you. ! ”
"...Stop! I don't want your thanks!" Looking at the sharp bayonet, Han Leilei suddenly stopped.
However, Suzumiya Haruhi was excited. She jumped over, grabbed Wang Qiu's shoulders and shook her, "...Oh! How did you conjure this sword? You didn't have anything in your hand just now. Come on! This must be a super power!”
"...Alas, please stop shaking, okay, my Miss Suzumiya." Wang Qiu replied with a wry smile, "...Strictly speaking, I can indeed be said to be a superpower. This is something I have never done before. The space ability exchanged from the Lord God Space can carry an invisible storage space with you
For example, it is similar to the storage backpack that the system issues to each player in an online game and will never fall. The backpack is bound to the player character's soul and is equivalent to an independent storage space. It cannot be discarded, stolen, or transferred. Unless you encounter a hacker, it is absolutely safe as long as the system does not have a problem. Moreover, this storage space is invisible, invisible and intangible. It only exists in the spirit of the owner, and outsiders cannot feel the existence of the space. So I can take something out or put something in at any time..."
He stretched out his arm and waved casually, and took out a can of beef. With another wave, he took out a fire axe. With the last wave, the two things disappeared together... Regarding this performance, Nohara Shinnosuke watched Doraemon clapped his hands and shouted, "Oh, it turns out this uncle is a magician!" while Doraemon muttered disapprovingly: "It seems to be just like my four-dimensional universal pocket." Almost"...
As for Haruhi Suzumiya's thoughts, she was even more unconventional, "Well, there are already people with super powers now." She pointed at Wang Qiu, "And then there are people in the future too!" She pointed at Doraemon, "... ...Only aliens and people from other worlds are left. When will they appear in front of me? ? "...Wang Qiu suddenly felt confused after hearing this - Well, Miss Haruhi Suzumiya, there is an alien (Nagato Yuki) who seems to be right by your side... and for you. It seems that the plot characters in the movie should all be considered people from another world!
Of course, in Wang Qiu's eyes, Miss Haruhi Suzumiya is also a person from another world - a god from the two-dimensional world!