9. Chapter 9, The zombies were destroyed


In general, for uninvited intruders like Wang Qiu and the supercomputer "Red Queen" who control the "Hive" Research Institute, the hysteria of a arrogant young lady is fully demonstrated, as if watching It was as if cockroaches and rats had invaded her boudoir.

Therefore, in order to eliminate Wang Qiu and others, the "Red Queen" first filled the computer room with poison gas in an attempt to poison them... But Doraemon just took out a "universal adaptive lamp" from his pocket and gave it to everyone Taking a photo is enough to let them breathe happily in the poisonous gas - in Doraemon In the 22nd century where the dream takes place, as long as human beings shine a "universal adaptive light", they can walk naked in space, or wear beach pants for an outing under the Mariana Trench. What radiation, water pressure and The vacuum environment will be treated as if nothing exists, and even poisonous gases will be ignored.

Seeing that the poison gas was ineffective, the Red Queen tried to open the door of the computer room, release zombies at the same time, and use the zombies to kill people... This plan was only half successful, because when the zombies were just released, Nagato Yuki had already passed the "Information" Invasion" takes control of the Red Queen.

But the Red Queen also opened the door to the computer room in her final desperate struggle and destroyed the laser defense system.

As a result, a menacing zombie crisis broke out in the Red Queen's computer room in the form of a "dungeon siege".

However, none of the time-travelers except Wang Qiu were afraid of these ugly, grinning and whining zombies.

Well, even Wang Qiu himself is no longer afraid of these zombies after receiving the offensive props generously provided by Doraemon.

"...Air cannon! Fire!"

"...Air gun! Bang!"

"...shrinking light! Activate!"

——Everyone used the props provided by Doraemon to form an indestructible fire network at the entrance of the machine room. Wang Qiu's "Desert Eagle" pistol was not activated for a long time. He only relied on the air cannon and air gun to firmly guard the passage door of the computer room.

Especially Suzumiya Haruhi, a female high school student who supposedly has never played with a gun, used an air gun to fight zombies with perfect accuracy. Her performance in the battle was much better than that of a veteran like Wang Qiu - it seems It seems that the "will of God" gives the air gun a "sure hit" effect.

And Doraemon even used a shrinking lamp to shrink the zombies to the size of ants, and then used tweezers to grab them one by one and put them into a bottle and sealed them. It seemed that he was going to take them back to Nobi Nobita as specimens to watch... Hey, hey, what on earth are you doing? What do you think of fighting zombies? Going up the mountain to catch insects?

As for the kid Shinnosuke Nohara, who never knew what fear was, he went too far in the zombie craze:

"...Aha! Those scary-looking uncles and aunts, let's do the twerk dance together! Twisting around~~~twisting around~~~"

——Under the leadership of this unscrupulous butt-baring little boy, groups of zombies, zombie dogs, and ferocious-looking "lickers" all danced the butt-twisting dance happily: From Twisting from east to west, from west to east; from left to right, and from right to left... Several of the zombies even accidentally moved their waists due to excessive twisting, so they had to lie on the ground and continue to squirm...

Well, Comrade Wang Qiu said seriously that such an incredible happy scene almost blinded him!

"... This is a very special mental attack method. It can force the enemy's intelligence, physical strength and flexibility down to the level of a five-year-old child, and weaken the aggression to the lowest limit, and then also reduce the jumping and twisting ability. Butt dance has become the most important thing in their minds..."

Taking advantage of the battle break when all the zombies were seduced by Nohara Shinnosuke to perform the butt dance, Nagato Yuki explained to Wang Qiu the cause of this phenomenon, "...I have to admit that this is a very terrifying attack method. , even if the target of the attack is me, there is a 50% chance of success..."

——Indeed, among all animation works, the comedy series often ranks first in terms of combat effectiveness, far better than the fantasy and reality series...the kind of fun that blows up the earth with one punch and destroys the planet when there is nothing wrong. The funny protagonist, I really don’t know who can beat him!

But the problem is that Nohara Shinnosuke's physical strength is limited, and the energy of the air cannon, air gun and shrinking light is not unlimited - after half an hour of fierce battle, Nohara Shinnosuke can no longer jump. He was so proud of his butt dance that he could only collapse under the wall and gasp for air. The two shrinking lights in Doraemon's hands also lit up red warning lights that "the energy is about to be exhausted".

"... Oops, the battery is almost out... Hey, I haven't been to the Space-time Supermarket for a long time, and the new air cannon, air gun and shrinking light have not been replenished... If Fat Tiger is still there, as long as he picks up the microphone By singing a song, even the space monsters can be defeated, and these mere zombies are not worth mentioning. Why bother? I happen to have a recording CD of Fat Tiger’s solo concert here. ! ”

Doraemon was rummaging anxiously for the spare weapons in his pocket, and was mumbling to himself. It wasn't until he accidentally took out a small CD that his eyes suddenly lit up, "...Nagato Yuki, hurry up. Copy the songs on this CD and play them throughout the hive!”

Nagato Yuki took the CD from Doraemon, calmly agreed, and then started the "information operation" again.

The next moment, the entire "Beehive" sounded an extremely terrifying song of destruction!

——This is the singing voice of Fat Tiger, or Takeda Takeda-san, the terrifying singing voice that once scared away mermaids and knocked down space monsters!

When he grew up and became a grocer, he could scare even the pickiest customers by raising a microphone and threatening to sing, and they would have to donate generously to buy the expensive and inferior goods from Fat Tiger's store. Commodities... As for the little gangsters, they never dare to come and cause trouble.

...In short, this is the so-called magic sound that penetrates the ears! It is truly a demonic sound that no monster can resist! ! !

——Unless the enemy has no hearing organs... But unfortunately, zombies' hearing is often sharper than that of ordinary people.

So, almost at the moment when Fat Tiger's song sounded, the zombies, zombie dogs and lickers with keen hearing all fell down one by one, convulsing and trembling as if they were electrocuted. They can’t move anymore, there’s not even one person who can resist to the end...

Next, Wang Qiu found that his vision began to become blurred, and his thinking became extremely chaotic. It was like a heavy metal concert in his ears, with guitar, bass, and jazz drums playing together... In the end, he also Unable to hold on any longer, his eyes darkened and he fainted.

All in all, Fat Tiger's song echoed in the hive for a long time, until the "Resident Evil 1" movie was completely over... and like the most efficient insecticide, it completely cleaned up all kinds of zombies in the entire hive. ...And when Wang Qiu woke up from his coma again, he was already in the main god's space.

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