"...Huhu! I'm satisfied! I'm satisfied! I saw the whining zombies with my own eyes today, and I ate so many delicious foods... I must write them all in my blog diary when I go back! Oh, what a pity. I didn’t bring my mobile phone or camera today, so I couldn’t take any photos…”
Next to the extinguished bonfire, Suzumiya Haruhi was mumbling incoherently with the excitement of drunkenness.
"...It's time to go back! If I haven't gone back by the time I go to bed at night, Nobi-kun will be very worried"
Doraemon packed the remaining ingredients into his pocket and echoed, "...Wang Qiujun, when can you send us back?"
——Wang Qiu no longer knew what to say about the "innocent and pure" thinking of these guys, so he could only point to the light ball called "Lord God" above his head, "...you have to ask it about this. , we were all forced in. ”
"...Oh, really?" Suzumiya Haruhi looked up at the "Main God" with drunken eyes, and then shouted, "...Hey, hey! I don't know if that thing is a human or a computer, now we have had enough fun Now that we are full, let’s take us home quickly.”
Obviously, such a taken-for-granted request can only receive a negative answer.
"...Reject! Reincarnators need to pay 50,000 reward points before they can leave the game, and your remaining reward points do not meet the rules." - The light ball hanging in mid-air, or the "Main God" , and immediately made such a mechanical and monotonous sound.
However, although the rules of the Lord God cannot be violated, the orders of the gods cannot be refused.
"...That's ridiculous! You big ball of light! Don't you even understand that the customer is God? I order you to send me back as soon as possible! In this case, I can still give you a like in your review column! Otherwise, be careful with me I’ll give you thirty-two bad reviews in a row!”
——Although these words sounded like an angry nonsense, if they came from Suzumiya Haruhi's mouth, it would be a lot of fun.
Question: As a Japanese high school girl, Haruhi Suzumiya, what kind of person is she?
Well, he is very competitive and has a self-centered personality. She is very self-righteous and willful. She thinks that the world revolves around her. She never knows what is going on in her head and her mood changes extremely. I won't listen to anything I don't like, and I will put it into practice as soon as I think of something. She is very afraid of boredom and always takes active actions to find interesting things. She is the girl who is the least able to hold the launch button of a nuclear bomb in Japan, but she has something more terrifying than any nuclear bomb - the ability to change the world at any time and make " The power of making wishes come true!
To put it simply, Haruhi Suzumiya is the omnipotent super goddess, her words are oracles, and her orders represent the will of the universe!
Therefore, as soon as her oracle came out, the poor Lord God was thrown into chaos.
"...Alert! Alert! The control system has been invaded, the program library has been disrupted, and now the source of the interference is being eliminated..."
"...Erase? Do you dare?!" Master Haruhi Suzumiya heard this, and his eyes widened immediately, "...Be careful, I will tear you apart!"
"...The erasure failed. A BUG is suspected. The system begins to repair automatically. Cancel this operation and start erasing again..."
"...Are you done yet? Be obedient, do you understand?" Haruhi Suzumiya stamped her feet irritably, causing the Lord God to become confused again.
"...The erasure failed again, the logic system was confused, the erasure command and the erasure prohibition command conflicted, security measures were activated, the program was temporarily isolated, and the erasure function was frozen... Now the interference has been initially eliminated, and the erasure execution has been restarted..."
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"... It's so cruel to erase something. Let's dance together instead! Twisting around~~~~Twisting around~~~~"
The child Nohara Shinnosuke, who was also full of wine and food, suddenly jumped out with blurred eyes, tongue-tied and yelled at the big ball of light in the air.
——Although the effectiveness may be slightly worse than that of Haruhi Suzumiya, Nohara Shinnosuke's "IQ-depriving stunt" is also something that the Lord God cannot resist.
This undeniable request made the Lord God suddenly stuck. After a long time, he uttered a hoarse voice that seemed to be squeezed out from between his teeth:
"...The penalty for erasure has been cancelled. Instead, all team members danced the butt dance together, twisting around~~~~twisting around~~~~"
——So, Wang Qiu was almost dumbfounded to find that he had lost control of his body and began to follow the child Nohara Shinnosuke involuntarily, twisting his waist and protruding his buttocks, provoking a very shameful butt dance... And the same goes for Doraemon and others...
Obviously, a butt dance that is extremely shameful, extremely stupid, full of coquettishness and stupidity is very difficult for any girl to accept... Therefore, Haruhi Suzumiya just twisted slightly. After a few spankings, I couldn't stand it anymore.
"... Such silly butt twisting is not fun at all! Okay! Send us home quickly! This is an order!" She easily broke free from the restraints, stood up with her hands on her hips, pointed at the Lord God and scolded, "... …This is an order that Japan’s most beautiful girl, Haruhi Suzumiya, cannot refuse!”
——At this moment, Haruhi Suzumiya represents the will of the universe, the choice of fate, and shoulders the desire of countless reincarnations for freedom and home, as well as the overwhelming hatred for this cruel and cold death game! She is not alone! She is really not alone!
Therefore, the main god, who had been forcibly reduced to the level of a five-year-old child by Nohara Shinnosuke, unsurprisingly began to fall apart.
"...rejection, approval, rejection, approval, overlapping permissions, conflicting instructions, program confusion, system restart..."
"...How long are you going to linger on? Seriously, change the customer service channel for me! I will definitely complain to you next time!"
Miss Haruhi Suzumiya yelled with extreme impatience, and once again used words that could not be refused, and shot the poor Lord to death.
"...the restart failed, the system crashed, and the reinstallation started. The estimated completion time of the entire process is..."
"... Damn it! Are you done yet! For a game with such a bad service attitude, it's better to stop operating it as soon as possible!"
The furious Suzumiya Haruhi cursed, and the already shaky Lord God suffered a fatal blow.
"...The system was violently damaged, the reinstallation failed, the server was forced to shut down, and the unlimited space plan ended..."
"...Wait! Wait!" Seeing that these guys had basically defeated the main god in three strikes, five and two, Wang Qiu immediately shouted with joy after the initial shock, "...Don't end the game yet. ! Let it send us out! Otherwise we will be trapped here! ”
"...That's right! Even if you want to shut down the server, you have to let us players log out first!" Haruhi Suzumiya nodded in agreement.
——The next moment, with the help of Nagato Yuki's secret "information operation", the Lord God completely surrendered to the will of Haruhi Suzumiya.
"...accepted the forced order again, canceled the shutdown instruction, and instead forcibly shut down the external network. After erasing all surviving reincarnations' lineage, abilities and memories, and depriving them of their equipment, they were all forcibly logged out and sent back to real time and space... Alert! Alert! System overload... Kaz——"
Accompanied by a crackling sound like broken glass, the "main god" suspended in the air like the sun, emitting cold white light, suddenly began to tremble, dim, and erupted into bursts of spark-like light spots, and finally basically extinguished. ...After that, it rolled to the ground with a clatter, and at the same time, its size shrank sharply. In the end, it was only about the size of a baseball, and rolled to Wang Qiu's feet.
As the light source disappeared, the entire Main God Square also became dark.
After a while, Wang Qiu suddenly lit up a tactical flashlight, illuminating the tangled faces of everyone in the darkness.
At this moment, the expressions on each of their faces are only looking at each other, and being at a loss... - Such a thick-skinned and tough guy like the Lord God has been ruined, what should we do next? manage?