We have to admit that human potential is endless.
——Although he has been deprived of physical enhancement and fighting skills by the stingy "Lord God", the will and ruthlessness to trade life for life, which he honed in the life-and-death tests in the infinite space, still allowed Wang Qiu, an urban management intern, to With a watermelon knife, he fights a group of mad dogs without retreating.
After another shocking and ferocious fight, when Comrade Sun, who had escaped from the battle before, hurried over with reinforcements, Wang Qiu was almost a bloody man, with scratches and bites all over his body. The urban management uniform was almost turned into rags, and he could not even stand firmly. He could only lie on the road with his back against the street tree, still moaning: "...this urban management is really not something ordinary people can do..."
Of course, as the saying goes, dogs are also afraid of evil people, the results of this battle are also considerable: one dog was beaten on the spot until his brains burst, three dogs had their spines broken, six dogs were knocked unconscious, and one mad dog was stabbed with a knife His belly was opened, his intestines were flowing all over the floor, and he looked dead.
And this tragic situation of a group of dogs dying, after someone took a photo and posted it on the Internet, actually attracted unanimous condemnation from a number of brainless dog lovers.
Alas, in today's society where public opinion and moral standards are quite strange, it seems that only violence is the most reliable support!
——The next step was to call an ambulance and take him to the hospital, where he would then be bandaged, disinfected, and given a rabies vaccine... Fortunately, although there were many soft tissue injuries all over his body, Wang Qiu miraculously had neither broken bones nor a broken face. Even if some flesh is injured, there will be basically no sequelae.
What's even more fortunate is that, based on the photos, eyewitness identifications, and the forensic identification of the dog's teeth, among the dogs stunned by Wang Qiu, there was actually the one that killed the four-year-old girl from Dongshan Village. A vicious dog, and a "very serious murderer" who bit the municipal Party committee secretary in front of the TV camera...
As a result, the city’s dog management center not only successfully completed the mandatory task of “shooting 300 dogs in June”, but also received an award from the city government. Even the parents of the little girl in Dongshan Village who died tragically from a dog's mouth came over to express their thanks with drums and gongs and banners. It was a blessing in disguise and they were overjoyed. By the way, the murderous dog was said to have been killed by the little girl. The parents cut off the limbs and threw them into a cauldron, where they were boiled alive for an hour before they died.
Naturally, Wang Qiu, a great hero with bruises all over his body, has not been forgotten. The city's urban management team leader, a tough old man who is about to retire but still has a rough face, came to the hospital to visit Wang Qiu in person, while using a cattail leaf fan. He patted Wang Qiu's shoulder with his hand like a hand and praised him: "Young man is very good at fighting! He is indeed a good material to be a dog-fighting team member!"
After that, the fat director of the Dog Management Center, a relative who introduced Wang Qiu to the urban management internship, also came. First, he smiled and told him to go home and have a good rest, so that he did not need to rush back to his internship position. Then he said in a roundabout way that Comrade Sun, who went hunting dogs with him before, would retire in two months. If the young man is willing to perform well, he can take over Lao Sun's class as long as he passes a very simple assessment...
——As the saying goes, if you use the right person, you can inspire a large area, and if you use the wrong person, you can destroy a large area. It seems that the fat director is honored to be able to recruit such an intern who dares to fight hard...
In response to this, Wang Qiu was naturally very grateful, but he almost didn't express his determination by patting his chest.
Then, he left the hospital and returned to his small villa in the urban village next to Baicai Street.
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"...The unfamiliar ceiling...well, no, I finally saw the familiar ceiling again."
The midsummer night is extremely hot, and the loud chirping of cicadas is irritating. Only the cool breeze from the air conditioner can make people feel a little comfortable.
Wang Qiu was lying on the small bed he had been away from for a long time, motionless, feeling only pain in his back and weakness.
His eyes were staring at the ceiling without focus, as if a ball of paste had been poured into his head, and he couldn't even vomit.
At this time, I was the only one left at home. My mother, who came from out of town not long ago to visit me, had left again.
On the floor next to the wall, there were all the gains he had made after completing his journey through the infinite space.
——I wonder if it was because when the "Main God" forced the reincarnation to log out, his head happened to be covered by Doraemon's dimensional bag. Although Wang Qiu was deprived of all his belongings, including the very The majestic Desert Eagle, as well as the physical fitness and fighting skills that he spent a lot of money to strengthen...but the memories he experienced in the infinite space, and the storage space bound to his soul, are still intact.
But the problem is, Wang Qiu never thought that he would suddenly leave the main god space, so how could he make any preparations?
Therefore, in his portable storage space at this time, there was only a bunch of messy bits and pieces.
First, there are various weapons: a Remington shotgun, an AK47 automatic rifle, three RPG rocket launchers, a mortar, twenty rounds of artillery shells, plus four three-edged military bayonets, six American The melon grenade... looks very powerful, but in modern cities it is not as effective as a pistol - if he dares to go out for robbery with such an outfit, he will probably be surrounded by a large number of armed police before he walks two streets!
Therefore, let alone taking them out for use or exchange for money, he usually doesn't even dare to take these weapons out of his pocket!
Secondly, there are several boxes of canned food and American military rations... Well, although the taste is a bit greasy, it can still fill your stomach.
Then there is a military tent and a sleeping bag, two first aid kits, a few coats, a few sets of camouflage uniforms, a body armor, a marching stove, an engineer shovel, a fire ax and so on... Well, when you go camping or wandering You'll probably need it when you land on a deserted island.
Next is a small silver cross and a few U.S. dollar bills, which are only worth two to three thousand yuan when fully calculated, which is only equivalent to a month's income of a wage earner - no way, in a world of infinite horror, it is usually not needed. Spend money...
As for the power of the portable storage space... apart from performing magic tricks at banquets, the only other use seems to be stealing things in supermarkets - in order to prevent myself from being used as a guinea pig and sliced up for study, I'm afraid this power It's better not to expose it.
Finally, there are two sealed test tubes containing T-virus and antibodies respectively... I have to admit, these things are really scary. In order to prevent a zombie crisis in his hometown, Wang Qiu did not dare to remove them from the storage space. Take it out.
In addition, there is a universal translation ability... but the trick is that it can only be used for listening and conversation, but cannot be used to understand foreign texts - in other words, it is equivalent to turning you into a foreign illiterate. Therefore, Wang Qiu, who failed to pass the CET-6 test three times before, may still fail if he tries again now. As for the idea of making money by translating foreign books, periodicals and papers, it is even more impossible to realize.
After thinking about it, the only uses of this thing are to make it more convenient when traveling abroad, and to entertain foreign guests for the workplace... Well, maybe it can also chat directly with foreign netizens on the Internet? Do you want to show off your foreign language skills to your fellow countrymen? In addition, if the subtitle groups on the Internet are willing to pay, Wang Qiu can also use this ability to translate several American and Japanese dramas and earn a little pocket money.
However, after a near-death experience in a terrifying journey to infinite space, and only bringing back so few things in the end, it really makes people cry!
Of course, in addition to this, there are also additional benefits, and it looks quite affordable at first glance. Looking back at the "Dog Fighting Hero" banner hanging on the wall at the end of the bed, Wang Qiu couldn't help but feel melancholy again. The ground sighed.
——Based on this outstanding performance of fighting against a pack of dogs and capturing two "wanted criminals" alone, according to the fat director, if he performed well during the internship and didn't cause any trouble, he would definitely be able to join the army after graduation. Urban management team. Although civil servants are basically unlikely, it is still very promising to establish a public institution.
Alas, is it possible that every urban management officer is a result of fighting?
However, although it is great to be able to solve the employment problem in advance, to be honest, being an urban management officer in this small city is actually quite miserable. The basic salary is less than 2,000 a month, and the benefits and bonuses are also very pitiful.
It is said that in the last century, when the country was not so particular about the rule of law, urban management was once an extremely nourishing department within government agencies. No capital or skills are required. All you need to do is shout a random call on the street to check, and then stop the hawker and give him a beating. Then all kinds of goods, ranging from household appliances to daily necessities, can be sold for free. Just move it to your home.
But times are progressing after all. Nowadays, urban management law enforcement has become more civilized, and various rules have become stricter and stricter. It is difficult to move confiscated items to your home. According to several seniors, the fruits piled up in the seized goods warehouse every month are often rotten and fermented and no one dares to touch them. Although there are definitely still cases where people can benefit themselves privately, at least the kind of upright bandits sweeping the streets are no longer so common.
But the problem is that the risk of urban management officers being stabbed and splashed with sewage during patrol has not been reduced at all.
Those in charge of industry and commerce took to the streets to ban illegal stalls, and indeed there was still some profit. But when faced with vendors setting up stalls all over the street and obstructing traffic, you can't keep your job if you don't care about them, and you have to use violence if you want to. If you really want to enforce the law in a civilized manner, you probably won't be able to control anyone. But if violence is often used and the matter becomes a big deal, news media will follow up and report immediately, and you will really become a human being inside and outside!
As for urban management officers being stabbed on the streets and being hospitalized, this happens almost every month.
But the urban management still have to adhere to the policy of using force to solve problems - they cannot learn from the advanced experience of some places and let a bunch of pure men wear Doraemon or Black Cat Sheriff puppet costumes and hold the words "Dear, don't display them everywhere" Shop!” signs are all over the street looking cute!
This is simply helping the vendors to attract business! Please don’t overestimate the integrity of those who set up illegal stalls!
As for the dog management center, let alone mention it - any city manager who doesn’t have ten or eight dog bite marks on his arms and thighs is not a good city manager!
Alas, people have to fight for their lives in order to survive. Many urban management officials were originally poor and laid-off workers. Their "suppression" of small vendors was just to make ends meet. This is a struggle for survival between the poor and the poor. There is no right or wrong, only winning and losing. .
Thinking of the poor urban management officer he had seen in online videos in the past who cried "My balls are broken", Wang Qiu felt that this profession was too high-risk, and he would fight all day long for such a small amount of money. It doesn’t seem very cost-effective to fight and kill...
Of course, this is all a worry for the future. He has only finished his junior year in college, and there is still a long year before graduation. It is enough for Wang Qiu to plan his life carefully and consider whether to engage in urban management, a career that is both loving and violent.
The real imminent troubles come from two other things - two gadgets full of science fiction colors. ——Looking at the "Lord God" ball on the bedside table and Doraemon's fourth-dimensional universal pocket, Wang Qiu fell into deep thinking... Should he get to the other end of the dimensional pocket and take a look? How about the legendary Doraemon world full of dreams and adventures?