In Bianliang City, Tianqing Temple
In the dark monastery, everything is quiet, just like a lamp like a bean.
Three time travelers and a robot sat cross-legged on the futon, looking at each other. The scene was slightly awkward.
Wang Qiu never dreamed that the first newcomer he was going to "save" would be a Marxist philosophy professor at his university!
——When Wang Qiu failed Ma Zhe's exam, he was punished a lot in Professor Guo's cram school.
Well, meeting acquaintances in another world doesn't seem to be such a bad thing, at least it's easier to talk to them.
Moreover, based on the exchange just now, Wang Qiu also vaguely discovered that Professor Guo seems to have some unusual identity...
"...Well, we have almost talked about the 'Lord God' and the infinite space. Now let's talk about your time traveling. Professor Guo, your mission this time was originally supposed to be a team battle. The two teams stood in the camps of the Song Kingdom and the Jin Kingdom respectively, replacing several historical events. The historical figures launched a strategic duel. Because the Song army was at a disadvantage, the Song army came first. In addition to you, the newcomer, there were supposed to be six seniors - but they were all forced to go offline and kicked out. You, the newcomer, are still trapped inside.”
Wang Qiu flipped through the "Book of Time Travel" in his hand - which was transformed into an e-book by Nagato Yuki - and explained to Political Commissar Guo Jing the ins and outs of his time traveling through the Northern Song Dynasty, "...as for the Kingdom of Jin The reincarnators and newcomers on one side were originally set to arrive in this time and space seven days later than you, so before they even had time to arrive, the Lord God collapsed - we don’t need to consider their existence at all..."
"...No wonder when I went out to inquire about the news today, I heard that several new leaders of the 'Rebel Army' had disappeared inexplicably, and were considered by the court to have abandoned their posts and absconded - it turned out that these people were arranged by the 'Lord God' for senior people Identity! ”
Guo Jing suddenly realized, "...But it's good for them to leave, at least they won't cause chaos to the battle to defend the city..."
——Just after Comrade Guo Jing, the "Taoist Immortal", "turned a chicken into a phoenix", the people of the three religions and nine classes in Bianliang City were also jealous of it, and they all found ways to recommend themselves. Among them is a martial artist who performs in Bianjing City. He is the kind of person who goes shirtless in winter and shows off his "embroidered fists and legs" and sells dog-skin plasters. His name is "Bo Jian" and he was hired by Guo Jing as his gun and stick coach.
The Buddhist sect in the capital was not to be outdone. In order to separate itself from Taoism, it quickly brought out a monk named Fu Zhenglin. He said he had a strategy to retreat from the enemy, and recommended himself to the court, requesting to recruit troops. Seeing that the people's support seemed to be available, the Zhao family monarchs and ministers were overjoyed, so they all agreed to the request. As a result, "Master Fu" planned to summon five thousand people to chant "Amitabha Buddha" in unison to ward off the enemy. The sound is so loud that the Jurchens cannot stand the noise, so it is very possible that their bones and tendons will become tender...
So, while the ferocious Jurchens were burning, killing, looting and staging scenes of bloody horror movies in the villages and towns outside the city, all kinds of absurd farces were going on in Bianliang City. Tian Nei Nei appeared one after another, some They claim to be Six Ding Rikishi, some claim to be Beidou Divine Soldiers, and some claim to be Marshal of Tianque. They talk about gods and ghosts all day long, and they go into battle together with "Beidou Seven Star Fist", "Throwing Beans to Make Soldiers", and "Tian Demon Divine Fist"... It's really worthy of the name. It is "when a country is about to perish, evildoers will be born"!
Then, six of the "gods" had just made their debut and disappeared on the day when political commissar Guo Jing crossed over, causing panic in the city. But it also allowed Guo Jing's magic stick to wipe out his competitors in one fell swoop - of course, in the crumbling Bianliang City, this incident was not worth celebrating at all.
"...Since those 'gods' disappeared, I, the last immortal, have become a life-saving straw..."
Guo Jing smiled bitterly and explained to Wang Qiu, "...so the 'divine soldiers' recruited by this group of people were all assigned to my name, and the 'Liujia God' was about to gather 7,777 people." The soldiers are ready - but how can such a group of stragglers, who have failed to achieve anything but fail, go into battle to kill the enemy? "
——According to the "Six Armor Immortal Technique" boasted by Guo Jing Shengun to Emperor Qinzong, 7,777 "Six Armor Immortal Soldiers" need to be recruited to form a formation, regardless of origin or talent, but the result is the birth date... In just one day, Guo Jing had already recruited nearly 3,000 of the 7,777 Liujia regular soldiers he needed, most of whom were idlers in the market. These people had nothing to do, and they all liked to have fun. When they heard that Guo Shenxian was recruiting troops, they all signed up enthusiastically. Anyway, Guo Jingxian and Guo Shenxian had already boasted about Haikou. The main task of these Liujia soldiers was to pick up the heads of Jurchen soldiers, so there was no need for them to go there. Chop, just bend down and pick. Moreover, the Jurchens all wore gold earrings on their ears. At that time, it was not up to these magic soldiers to use them themselves! You have food, drink, money to spend, and extra money to earn. For such good things, you have to fight for a spot at any time. As for the recruitment requirements, you just need to follow Guo Shenxian's wishes, and there is no People need to verify their identity seriously and look at things like your ID card and birth certificate.
Now that the other divine men have disappeared, their divine soldiers have also come to Guo Jing to look for food, and Prime Minister He Li has come to add to the chaos. He has directly created books and paid these people, so that they can cheer and go to the streets. The grass-stage performing arts troupe has become a national "special force" with a well-established and funded organization!
This is good. Even if Political Commissar Guo wants to strictly control the situation and recruit some more capable people, it is too late now.
Looking at these more than 7,000 "Liujia regular soldiers" who are about to set off on a certain day, the political commissar Guo Jing who has changed his shell now really wants to cry to death - let these idle scoundrels fight against the Jurchen cavalry. ? Is this seeking death? Looking for death? Or are you looking for death?
"...Well, we have a general understanding of your situation. Not to mention how to collect 50,000 reward points to get you out of this world, the first thing now is to defend this city, right! Don't worry, we will all do it Help you!”
Doraemon murmured and reached out to find something in his pocket, "...Ah! Found it! [Accept Button]! As long as you press this button, even a guy with a special appearance will do it. It’s very normal to be accepted by ordinary people! Come on, put your hands up together!”
——Then, Doraemon, Wang Qiu and Nobi Nobita pressed the button together. Let it burst out with intense white light in an instant, seeming to illuminate the whole world... After a few seconds, the white light disappeared. Wang Qiu looked at his hands and found that nothing seemed to have changed.
So, he looked at Doraemon in confusion and asked: "...Doraemon, what was that thing just now?"
"...props that make people blend into the environment!" Faced with Wang Qiu's gaze, Doraemon blinked, but still took the trouble to explain, "You and Nobi Nobita have similar looks to the citizens of Bianliang, as long as Just change into ancient clothes, but a future robot like me will definitely cause a big mess if it is discovered... And the button just now is a prop that allows people to treat me as an ordinary person!"
"...Oh~ I see!" Putting his fist lightly on his palm, Wang Qiu nodded in understanding - it turns out there is such a prop. No wonder Doraemon's neighbors see a chubby doll every day. Doraemon walks around the street, but he can still be so calm...
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Next, Doraemon took out the [Transformation Camera] and put the three of them into the Taoist robes of the Song Dynasty. They were scheduled to announce to the outside world that they were Taoist boys of Guo Jingxian-anyway, they were recruiting "Rokko" in the past two days. The work of "Magic Weapon" was in full swing, and it was not unusual for two new faces to appear next to Political Commissar Guo. Finally, under Doraemon's urging, Wang Qiu made a somewhat coy request:
"...Um...Professor Guo, although we will try our best to rescue you no matter what, we are really tight right now, especially Doraemon, who is even more anxious for money...So, the emperor's reward Can you give us some of your silk, gold and silver? ”
"...You want money?" Political Commissar Guo Jing blinked, and then waved his hand generously, "...No problem, if there is anything you like in this house, you can just move it out! You're welcome! Anyway, if it's If this fails, it will only benefit the Jurchens in the end..."
As a result, a sabotage operation to destroy cultural relics and historic sites was launched in Tianqing Temple in Kaifeng Prefecture.
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——At dawn, accompanied by a loud noise that shook the ground, the seven thousand "Liukjia soldiers" of Tianqing Temple rolled out of bed sleepily, picked up their pants and ran out of the door. They were surprised to see Guo The monastery where the Jingxian people lived was reduced to a pile of dusty ruins.
What's even more horrifying is that several gray-faced figures are still laughing excitedly in the ruins and rubble.
"...Yeah! What a profit! I didn't expect that the beams of this house are actually made of golden nanmu, as are the tables and chairs. The window frames and beds are made of huanghuali, plus natural and hand-embroidered bed sheets. He brocade quilt, pure handicraft from the official kiln of the Song Dynasty Art porcelain, mutton-fat white jade from the Tang Dynasty, ancient calligraphy and calligraphy from the Eastern Jin Dynasty, all of them are high-quality goods that can be sold at high prices... I just took out 30 million yen from the automatic pawn machine! ”
Standing in the rising smoke, Nobi Nobita screamed and jumped happily, "...Um... Teacher Guo, can you help us discuss with the emperor? We will help him repel the enemy and defend the capital, and then he Just give us the palace as labor payment - as long as the palace is dismantled and stuffed into an automatic pawn machine, Doraemon's debt of 300 billion yen can probably be paid off!"
In response, Guo Jingze, who fell into the rubble, rolled his eyes helplessly and felt his stomach twitching. ——You naughty kids, what are you going to do now?