Chapter 1, The Melancholy of the Otaku Time Traveler
On the Internet in the 21st century, there is something called time-travel novels that are rampant.
Almost all otakus and otakus who are used to looking for spiritual food on the Internet know this kind of thing.
Are you complaining that the school is inhumane and exam-oriented education is really hard, while struggling desperately with the sea of questions?
Are you struggling with money during the rare summer vacation and want to work but don’t know what to do?
Are you complaining that the company treats women like men and men like beasts, but you have to continue to work hard just to make a living? .
Do you feel like you are about to rot in your ordinary and boring life, so you yearn for an exciting adventure?
Do you like traveling and adventure, and want to see various places, but you always lack the time and money?
——In this bland and peaceful world, the vast majority of people live a monotonous, boring and unchanging daily life. When this kind of passionless life finally becomes unbearable, people start to make various troubles. ——As a result, various behaviors of spending money to seek suffering have become popular, and have been packaged as healthy and beneficial by various thoughtful people. In fact, to put it bluntly, it is just boring and panicking.
Of course, there is no need to mention those unhealthy tossings such as drug abuse, alcoholism, bosozoku, football hooligans and promiscuous relationships between men and women.
However, some people are obviously so bored that they really want to toss, but they don’t even have the conditions to do so. In addition to working hard to survive in this high-paced society, even complaining about the boring life has become a luxury.
In this case, all you ordinary people with courage! Please try to travel through time!
Travel through endless time and space, find a new world more suitable for you to display your talents, and create a brilliant life of your own!
Of course, a successful time travel will inevitably be accompanied by various dangers, but what is the meaning of life without challenges?
Instead of rotting in a boring and mediocre life, it's better to scream in a thrilling adventure!
In addition, the methods of time travel are not the same, but there are many modes and genres for various types of time travelers to choose from:
Baby wear, toddler wear, adult wear, soul wear, possessed wear, original wear;
Wear humans, skeletons, demons, elves, orcs, and vampires;
Travel through ancient times, modern times, martial arts, magic, science fiction, and the end of the world;
Infinite flow, system flow, upgrade flow, portable space flow, single travel flow, group travel flow, two-way space-time gate flow...
Various time-traveling articles have become ubiquitous on the Internet in just a few years. In addition to providing a rich spiritual life for otakus and otakus, they also provide a lot of resources for people who encounter this situation. Reference content.
Half a month ago, veteran otaku Ms. Ma Tong was excited and worried to find that she had just clicked "YES" on an advertisement on her computer and inexplicably joined today's ascendant time travel team. , became a new member of a certain infinite flow time travel team...
Fortunately, the senior members of the team seem to be quite friendly and don't look like psychologically twisted people who would torture and kill newcomers. And the first plot she participated in was "School Apocalypse" which was not too difficult... If you just wanted to survive, it should be pretty easy!
However, at this moment, half a month later, Miss Ma Tong, wearing a blue janitor uniform, running at full speed towards the rooftop of the teaching building alone behind the protagonist Takashi Komuro, all she wanted to do was look up to the sky with tears in her eyes. Roaring, letting out a blood-sobbing cry: Sister, you are cheating! ! !
Beside and behind her, groups of zombies with pale skin, dull eyes, drooling and whining could be seen everywhere...
As for how Miss Ma Tong ended up in this situation... Well, this is really a sad story.
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In fact, because they entered the plot too early, Ma Tong’s Infinite Squad had already made adequate preparations for the zombie craze that was about to break out. The first step was to sneak into the stage where the story took place, Bed Master City. Private Fujimi Academy.
For this reason, the entire Infinite Team can be said to be the eight immortals who have crossed the sea to show their magical powers - most of the senior members have given themselves Japanese pseudonyms, and those with older appearances mostly come to Teng with certificates and letters of introduction obtained from unknown sources. They work as intern teachers or temporary school janitors at Meiyuan; other relatively tender-faced guys simply lose their moral integrity and directly change into sailor uniforms and student uniforms, pretending to be transfer students and enter Fujimiyuan to experience campus life again.
As a newcomer, Miss Ma Tong was given the status of a "Chinese trainee" due to her lack of experience, and was then sent to Fujimi Campus through a labor service company as a cleaner, cleaning the campus with a big broom all day long. Another newcomer, Tian Wenjian, had better luck. He actually took a bunch of certificates tinkered with by seniors, and together with two other seniors pretended to be officials from the Chinese Ministry of Education who came to inspect Japanese schools...
At the same time, they also stocked up a large amount of food, drinking water, fuel, communication equipment and electronic parts, as well as several rented cars in a rented single-family villa - it is not known what these senior people are like. Where did you get so much money?
However, just as they were preparing enthusiastically for the doomsday challenge, a sudden drastic change brought everything to an abrupt end.
——One night last week, when the entire team gathered together in a rented villa for a meeting to discuss whether to contact the protagonist of "School Apocalypse" in advance to increase their favorability, everyone's ears But without any warning, a mechanical and monotonous voice sounded:
"...The main god shuts down, the scene ends, and all the reincarnators are forced to eject!"
Next, under the dumbfounded gazes of the two newcomers, Miss Ma Tong and Mr. Tian Wenjian, all the seniors disappeared without a trace in an instant and returned to the real world, leaving only the two rookies, who had to continue. Face this cruel world that is about to experience a biochemical crisis!
God! The never-ending Lord God game ended like this? ! !
Most of these are just veterans who have been through one or two plots, but they can go home so easily? ! !
Hey, this is obviously unscientific! ! !
The bigger problem is that all the senior people have left, but we two newcomers are left alone... What the hell is this? ! ! !
For a moment, Miss Ma Tong and Mr. Tian Wenjian fell into extreme shock and panic when they saw the Samsara watch turning into a black screen.
Next, when the two of them finally accepted the reality in despair, they argued over the next course of action.
——As a middle-aged man with a relatively traditional concept, Mr. Tian Wenjian believes that since the main god game is over, it is meaningless to continue to stay in Fujimi Academy. For a Chinese, it is obviously safer to stay in Japan when the zombie crisis breaks out than to stay at home... He seems to be very confident in the ability of China's urban management, armed police and People's Liberation Army troops to maintain social order.
Compared with the Japanese Self-Defense Forces, which fell into "peace dementia" and performed poorly, China may be able to nip the danger in the bud!
What's more, even if the world will eventually be destroyed and no one can be saved, then he hopes to rest on the land of his motherland.
However, Ma Tong insisted on staying in bed master city - although the master god system is currently shut down, who knows if it will be activated again? What if the system suddenly restarts and a mission is released, but I am in a place far away from the center of the plot... Wouldn't it be doomed?
Since neither of them could convince the other, they finally parted ways five days ago - Tian Wenjian took the banknotes and documents left by the senior and set off to Tokyo to find a way to buy a ticket to return home; Ma Tong continued to stay at the bed host City, waiting for the zombie craze to break out.
Let us talk about the fate of Mr. Tian Wenjian later. For now, let’s focus on Miss Ma Tong.
As a senior otaku, Miss Ma Tong has naturally watched the cartoon "School Apocalypse".
Overall, in Ma Tong's mind, this seems to be an unscrupulous anime featuring zombies, breast shaking and selling meat, or the end of the world between the hot-blooded boy Takashi Komuro and his harem of busty girls. Adventures. The biggest feature is that except for lolita, none of the women in the film have busts smaller than D-CUP - the soft-voiced and soft-bodied cute loli Alice, the arrogant and sweet smart girl Saya Takagi, the sexy and violent Classmate Yako Busujima, the super-sister, and Shizu Marikawa, who is confused, cute and naturally stupid Teacher Xiang, as well as his ex-girlfriend Rei Miyamoto, who the protagonist doesn’t know whether to love or hate, and the heroic female warrior Minami Rika... In other words, if there are really so many high-quality beauties accompanying us, then even The biochemical apocalypse is coming, it doesn’t seem to be such a bad thing!
Moreover, precisely because the protagonist and his girls are in the apocalypse where all laws and morals have collapsed, certain things that are not recognized in normal society can be done openly in the apocalypse, such as embracing everything and opening up. Crystal Palace, polygamy...
Ahem, back to the topic, although Miss Ma Tong was very impressed by the cartoon of "School Apocalypse", the problem is that the exact date of the zombie outbreak is not given in the cartoon, only the plot of the zombies' appearance is known. It started on a spring afternoon when the cherry blossoms were falling. The protagonist team with Komuro Takashi as the core began to form after escaping to the observatory on the top floor of the school.
Therefore, when he saw the first cherry blossom blooming on the branches, Ma Tong decisively decided to skip work after lunch, packed up his things and hid in the observatory at the top of the rooftop of the teaching building, quietly waiting for the zombie craze to start. The outbreak and the escape of the protagonists...
However, on this miserable afternoon, she waited and waited nervously and nervously at the observatory. Until the bell rang and students from the astronomy department came to participate in the activities, everything in the city seemed to be normal.
——It is very tragic that Ma Tong was unable to pre-staple various escape equipment in the observatory due to the activities of the Student Union of the Astronomy Department.
On the rooftop this afternoon and the next afternoon, she only saw Komuro Takashi, the protagonist of the manga, who skipped school and came to the rooftop to play game consoles. By the way, she pretended to casually chat with him for a few words, and also bumped into a couple. It's just a high school couple who took off their clothes and had sex outdoors on the rooftop.
The worse problem is that although the flowering period of cherry blossoms is short-lived, it lasts at least four or five days. Some varieties of cherry blossoms can even bloom for about ten days. And if an employee is lazy and absent from work for four or five days in a row, it is almost impossible not to be discovered by colleagues and employers...
In fact, Ma Tong only successfully skipped work twice, and on the third day she was caught by several resentful senior school workers because she disappeared without a trace for two consecutive afternoons and even turned off her mobile phone. . So these seniors were forced to take on Miss Ma Tong's share of the work... In order to prevent the matter from getting too big, Ma Tong had to treat them to lunch with a smile on his face, and promised that he would never skip out this afternoon. Just managed to cope with it.
For some reason, Fujimi Campus seemed particularly quiet this afternoon. The din of whistles from the factories near the school could not be heard. The clouds in the sky were scattered and scattered. Occasionally, some shadows were cast. When a gust of wind blew over, it was over again. The sun is shining.
In the midst of this bright spring, the real tragedy finally happened.
——While Miss Ma Tong was cleaning the flower beds and playground unwillingly under the close supervision of several other school workers, the school radio suddenly rang, and the content sounded extremely exciting: "... Announcement All teachers and students! Notice to all teachers and students! There is a violent incident in the school. All students must follow the instructions of the staff to evacuate immediately..."
The plot of the zombie apocalypse has finally begun!
Hearing the long-awaited bad news, Ma Tong couldn't help but close his eyes and let out a deep breath of helplessness and relief.
Many times, waiting for a disaster to strike is more uncomfortable than seeing it happen.
Then, amid the surprised and puzzled looks of the school workers, Ma Tong suddenly stopped working and ran towards the teaching building with a broom on his shoulder.
In the speaker behind her, the voice of the teacher in the broadcast room also stopped, and was replaced by a violent sound of objects being torn apart.
A shriller sound suddenly sounded, infinitely amplified on the school radio, making everyone's ears hurt, and their hearts felt even more horrifying, as if they heard those who were tortured by the Daoshan Hotpot coming from the depths of the Nine Netherworld of Hell. The howls of the evil ghosts!
"...Oh God, what are you...Help...ah...no no...ah——"
The horrific screams lasted for dozens of seconds, and were mixed with the sounds of violent fighting, biting objects, and beast-like roars... Finally, the various noises gradually became quieter, and only a few words were heard on the radio. There was a noise of "Wah, Hua, Hua, Hua", and the broadcast ended completely.
The surroundings suddenly became quiet, so quiet that one could hear a pin drop.
And this dead silence is the prelude to the coming storm.
Sure enough, the world was only quiet for a second, and then suddenly erupted! ——Screams, angry shouts, shouts... all the sounds seemed to be gathered together in an instant, it was deafening!
For the boys and girls of the private Fujimi Academy, this is the first cry of the destruction of the world!