Chapter 17. There is a teacher Shizuka in my family
In order for the survivors of Fujimi Academy to have dinner, Doraemon's friends also came to make suggestions and came up with various fantastic ideas.
"...Doraemon, in the kingdom of cats and dogs 300 million years ago, in order for cats and dogs to be self-sufficient, how about the [free food making machine] that we specially gave them to provide food? Although it can only automatically Synthesize hamburger meat, but remember it tastes pretty good.”
Nobita Nobita first made the suggestion, "...Since even dogs can operate that machine, these big brothers and sisters should be able to do it too."
Hearing that an elementary school student was comparing their IQs to dogs, the high school students at Fujimi Academy suddenly felt the helplessness of being scorned and the humiliation of being belittled... But they seemed to have forgotten that they could be friends with Nobita Nobi. How could a dog be the same as an ordinary wild dog on the roadside? That's a canine scientific master who can invent a space-time machine on his own! How can you be as smart as that dog? (See "Nobita's Legend of Cats and Dogs in Time and Space")
However, Doraemon shook his head repeatedly, "...No, the [free food making machine] is very expensive. The one I got last time was accidentally won by a lottery, and I can't afford it at all. My pocket There is no second identical machine!”
"...So, how about the [Field Restaurant] seed set meal that we cultivated in the Stone Age? Remember that it contains seeds for various dishes, and you can also grow the fruits of curry rice and pork chop rice directly in the field! Well, and It only takes one day to plant and harvest!”
Kogawa Koo also made suggestions - I remember that when Doraemon and the five traveled together to the Stone Age, he was the one in charge of farming.
"...This won't work either - [Field Restaurant] Seed Set, although it is a must-have for survival in the wilderness in the 22nd century, it must be used during the day when the sun is shining. But the sun has just set now! Do you want them to wait hungry until tomorrow?”
Doraemon spread his hands helplessly, "...and in this era where zombies are wandering around and attacking living people, how can we find a field where we can cultivate with peace of mind? Unless we buy a batch of defensive combat plants. …But where should the money come from?”
--Um? Defensive fighting plants? Pea shooter or cherry bomb? Do you really want to play "Plants vs. Zombies"?
"...Doraemon, I remember the last time I went to the Age of Dinosaurs to look for the plesiosaur raised by Dai Xiong. That was when the space-time machine was destroyed by poachers from the future and we were all trapped. You seemed to have used A machine makes lots of fish sausages and solves our food problem ”
After thinking for a long time, Minamoto Shizuka finally came up with an idea: "...The sausage-making machine should still be there!"
"...The sausage-making machine is still there, but how to deal with the raw materials?" Doraemon's expression was still helpless, "...Last time in the dinosaur era, it was Fat Tiger and Xiaofu who used to make it. Fish, shrimp and other seafood caught in the sea. But this Fujimi Campus is not close to the sea, there is no way to fish, it is not in the mountains, there is no way to hunt, and there are no farms or pastures nearby... I can't make something out of nothing! Making zombie meat sausage? ”
——Nani? Zombie meat sausage? ! !
After hearing such a crazy recipe, everyone in the Fujimi Academy who gathered around Doraemon suddenly changed their expressions and almost vomited.
You know, it's disgusting enough that zombies eat living people. If living people want to eat zombies in turn... How can we survive in a world where people cannibalize people?
Not to mention whether eating zombie meat will cause food poisoning... Don't forget, these zombies in Fujimi Academy were their classmates, teachers, friends and even lovers just a few hours ago! How can you eat such meat?
——Wang Qiu vaguely remembers that he once saw an extremely curious dark apocalyptic novel on the Internet. It was about a madman wandering in the zombie apocalypse, waving two pressure cookers along the way to blow up the heads of zombies, and at the same time eating them. Making a living from zombie meat cooked in a pressure cooker, it is said to be "going through the apocalypse with two pressure cookers"... Because the content was so disgusting and involved a lot of descriptions of human anatomy, he gave up the book after just a few glances.
Closer to home, compared with the previous unreliable guys, Fat Tiger finally made a more pragmatic suggestion: "... I have rice balls, instant noodles and bento for sale in my grocery store, but you can't just take them randomly. , otherwise my mother will beat me to death... Doraemon, I remember you have an [automatic pawn machine]? As long as you pawn some valuable things here, you should have money to buy something to eat, right? ! ”
This idea sounds feasible, but unfortunately they are currently on the rooftop of the school, and everything is empty. And in the only room, the activity room of the Astronomy Department, there were not many usable things: air conditioners, lights, tables and chairs, electric tea kettles... Everything that could be found either seemed to be of some use, or it was really useless. It’s so valuable that I’m embarrassed to put it in the [automatic pawn machine].
In the end, they had to pawn the only valuable thing on the roof that was probably no longer useful - the astronomical telescope, but they only got a pitiful 3,000 yen: Judging from the production date on the nameplate, this telescope The telescope was a product of the last century. It had been used for more than ten years. All the parts were severely corroded and damaged, and the lens was slightly blurry. Coupled with the pawn industry's usual evil intentions, it was indeed only worth this price.
"...There are a total of twenty-five survivors at Fujimi Academy. If you include us, there are thirty-one people! With only this little money, one rice ball for each person is not enough... The consumption tax has increased recently. It’s amazing...”
Fat Tiger looked at the three thousand-yuan bills in his hand and expressed his dissatisfaction, "...Why don't you learn from those bad boys, who are covered with earrings, rings and necklaces, so that you have something to pawn!"
Even Teacher Shizuka Marikawa didn’t wear any jewelry. Everyone at Fujimi Academy burst into tears: We are all good children who abide by school rules, so I’m so sorry! !
"...Forget it, let me treat you to this dinner!"
Seeing everyone in such embarrassment, Wang Qiu, as the only adult male present, finally stood up to smooth things over, "...Although I am not a rich man, I can still afford to treat everyone to a dinner. Doraemon A Meng, please open your pockets, I will buy you a lunch box right away!”
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After getting through Doraemon's dimensional pocket and getting out of the spare bag at the other end, Wang Qiu returned to his living room again.
Suddenly, the bright sunshine and scorching heat of midsummer hit him, making him feel dizzy.
In the world of "School Apocalypse", it was already nightfall, but it was still only morning at Wang Qiu's house.
Hurriedly taking off his camouflage uniform that was too cumbersome in the summer and putting on shorts and a short-sleeved shirt, Wang Qiu rode his family's electric tricycle to a cheap fast food restaurant on the street next door that was often frequented by migrant workers. Everyone from "School Apocalypse" went to buy lunch boxes.
——Although there is still a carton of Master Kong’s Braised Beef Instant Noodles at home, it would be too miserable to let these survivors eat instant noodles to fill their stomachs on the first day. Not to mention that most of these people are young and beautiful female high school students... Even out of a man's pride and the most basic sympathy, Wang Qiu hopes to let them eat at least in the first day of the zombie apocalypse. Have a good meal.
Of course, considering my financial ability as an ordinary college student, I can only treat them to lunch boxes at the moment.
Because he often brought his classmates there before, this fast food restaurant owner was basically an old acquaintance with Wang Qiu, so when he heard what he said, he asked in surprise, "...What? Thirty-one lunch boxes? Xiao Wang?" , isn’t your university on summer vacation? Why do you still have group activities?”
"...Well, although our university is on summer vacation, a group of primary school students organized a summer camp and came to visit our school. Because I live close to the school, I was picked up by the student union to be responsible for reception, and now I am sent here to They buy lunch boxes to eat.”
Wang Qiu casually made up a reason, which seemed quite decent: "...each person has a piece of grilled fish, a poached egg, a chicken leg, some green vegetables or cabbage, and finally a box of rice... No need for drinks, you can Calculate the total price for me.”
"...Thank you for your patronage. I'll charge you 600 yuan after erasing the change." The boss said while packing the food quickly.
"...Tsk, tsk, why is it getting more and more expensive? I remember when I was in middle school, a lunch box like this only cost ten yuan..."
Having said that, Wang Qiu happily took out his wallet and paid the bill - relying on the few dollars he had exchanged before, he had plenty of money.
"...Oh, there's nothing we can do about it. Inflation is so fierce! Especially the rent in this store is soaring!"
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Next, he rode an electric tricycle to a nearby small supermarket and bought a large bag of instant seaweed and shrimp skin soup. Then he returned home, stuffed the food into a large bag, and then packed it with the box at home. Master Kong's Braised Beef Noodles were dragged into the world of "School Revelation".
Due to the different flow rates of time in the two worlds, Wang Qiu came and went, and it was already midnight here in Bed Master City. As soon as he dragged the lunch bag out of Doraemon's pocket, high school students and elementary school students who smelled the fragrance of the food swarmed forward, tore open the large sack that Wang Qiu used to hold the lunch box, and cheered and started fighting with each other—— So far, the whole situation seems to be developing quite normally.
However, at the next moment, Wang Qiu was a little confused to find that a certain blonde and busty female school doctor seemed to be missing from this temporary shelter.
When he asked Ma Tong about this, he actually got an even more horrifying reply.
"...Marikawa Shizuka? Didn't you meet her there?" Ma Tong asked in confusion.
"...Why did I meet her? Hasn't she been with you all the time?" Wang Qiuze became even more confused after hearing this.
"...Is this... Well, because you were gone for more than an hour without any news, she couldn't wait any longer, so she followed Doraemon through Doraemon's dimensional pocket and went to your house on the other side of the spare bag. Looking for you. Could it be that you really didn’t meet her there?”
While eating her lunch with disposable chopsticks, Senior Ma Tong yawned and replied, "...Actually, I also tried to see if I could get back home through Doraemon's pocket. Unfortunately, for some reason, there seemed to be a problem. There is a barrier blocking the other end, so I can’t get through..."
However, at this time, Wang Qiu had no intention of listening to her nagging anymore, but immediately started to sweat, sweat profusely, and sweat like a waterfall!
"...What?!!! Marikawa Shizuka actually escaped to our world?!" "...No, I have to go back and find her quickly, otherwise God knows what kind of trouble this big-breasted idiot will cause!!"