Chapter 27: Doraemon loves to be a father
But the white-haired Prime Minister Imhodebu is worthy of being a professional politician who has been in officialdom for a lifetime. After the initial shock and anger, he calmed down and thought about it, and guessed what the High Priest of Kabuda was doing right now. What kind of mystery is hidden behind this absurd act of losing integrity.
——First of all, these "godmen" possess power that no mortal can match, and no one in Egypt would dare to be their enemy; secondly, in the past few months, they have indeed not brought anything to Egypt. Any calamity, instead, generously sent great favors to the Egyptians; Finally, they have already claimed that they will leave soon, so they will not really occupy the Amon Temple and become guests... The Amon Temple only needs to spend some money and hold a celebration in the past few days to bring these " If the "man of God" coaxes you to be happy, you can turn a disaster into a good thing!
Um? Devotion to God? Hey, as the saying goes, "The closer you are to the god, the less religious you are." Generally speaking, the more senior the clergy are, the clearer they are about the gods they believe in, or what the clay and wood sculptures they worship are... except Except for some fools who deceived themselves until they deceived themselves, basically no high-ranking priest would take the gods he believed in too seriously...
In short, the great priest of Khabuda made such a strange move, which not only completely ruined the plan of "adding a new temple to compete with the temple of Amun" that Imhodebu had painstakingly planned, but also destroyed the god Amun. The temple was able to successfully take advantage of the situation, take credit for God's merits, and attribute all the kindness that those "gods" gave to the people to himself, further increasing the reputation and power of the Amon Temple among the people... It's really true What a plan!
The old prime minister, who had stolen the chicken but lost the rice, felt as uncomfortable as if he had eaten a bug. He simply didn't know how to express the frustration in his heart.
Alas, forget it, let’s admit defeat in this battle. Anyway, there will still be a long time to come!
Glancing at the smiling High Priest of Kabuda for the last time, Imhodeb took a deep breath and finally regained his composure. Then he announced loudly and nonchalantly that in order to celebrate this event, the whole city of Thebes will celebrate for three days from now on to thank the gods for their great kindness...
No matter how secretly the upper-class people who rule Egypt are scheming and scheming behind the scenes, on the surface they are still celebrating together in harmony, and the atmosphere of celebration in the whole city is very lively. Even the grumpy King Memphis, the current "son of the god Amun", did not raise any objections to his sudden appearance of a chubby "blue-skinned new father" and even gave Duo a gold crown. Laa dream as a gift - this is probably due to the persuasion of Prime Ministers Carol and Imhodeb.
As a result, Doraemon, who was very happy, became "the roundest and roundest blue sun" for all the Egyptian people amid the praises...
In addition, the little calculation of the great priest of Kabuda was still somewhat miscalculated: although Doraemon, the blue cat, would not be able to stay here for long, it did not prevent Doraemon from leaving Egypt according to his He issued some messy "oracles" according to his own preferences... Although it did not touch any actual interests of the priest group, it was enough to make them feel embarrassed. There are gods - according to the first two "oracles" issued by Doraemon, cats have since become the national totem of Egypt, and all the priests and priests who serve the god Amon in Egypt, regardless of gender, age or status, , and from then on, they were all forced to wear furry toy cat ears and fake cat claws, and perform the catwalk and meow dance in front of the statue to hold the ceremony...
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Upper Egypt, Thebes, Temple of Amun
Seven days later, in order to celebrate the completion of Doraemon's stone statue and its move into the Great Temple, the Temple of Amun in Thebes held a grand celebration.
A bright full moon hangs in the deep night sky, casting its cold brilliance onto the vast land. Under the bright moonlight, in the square surrounded by high walls and huge stone colonnades in front of the Temple of Amun, piles of bonfires were burning, and the alluring aroma of barbecued meat, grilled fish and wine was everywhere, and flutes were played. The beautiful sounds of harps and tambourines were mixed with the laughter and shouts of men and women.
In front of the roaring campfire, there are piles of fresh bread, stuffed scones, chopped mixed vegetables and a wide variety of fruits, sizzling roast chicken, roast duck, roast goat, and much more. Egyptian beer and more expensive wine…
In the square illuminated by firelight and moonlight, a dense crowd had already gathered. The women were shaking bells and the men were beating tambourines, sitting on the ground together, hugging each other, laughing, flirting and flirting. The girls followed the latest "oracle" promulgated by the Temple of Amun and danced a meow dance to worship the gods somewhat awkwardly under the firelight. From time to time they stumbled and fell to the ground, making the whole scene extremely joyful.
It wasn't until the dressed-up Daughter of the Nile, or Princess Carol, came in a luxurious sedan amidst the sound of rumbling war drums to congratulate Doraemon, the "new God of Amon", that everyone was a little stunned. It got quiet.
This beloved daughter of the Nile is wearing the traditional Egyptian dress "Nuge White" made of fine white linen. The shawl made of gold thread hangs down to her knees in the shape of a bat, and her long, beautiful blond hair is spread down. There is a lotus-shaped golden crown on it. The silver moonlight shines on her crown and dress, giving her a halo, making her look even more sacred and noble, making people want to worship her. Several modern time-travelers carrying baskets behind her threw countless Doraemon plastic pendants to the crowd, which aroused people's scramble and cheering.
Since it was a public place, Carol, an American girl who had always been very cheerful, acted very solemnly at this time. She just held up a loudspeaker and recited a hymn praising the god Amon. Just in Doraemon He bent down and sat down on the seat next to him, ready to enjoy the feast. As for King Memphis of Egypt who just learned that he has a "new father"...well, it's good that he can control his violent temper and doesn't cause trouble!
——Although Doraemon's face is flushed with happiness, I'm afraid he still doesn't know the hilarious fact that he has just become a father... Having said that, according to this logical reasoning, the blond Princess Carol , don’t we still have to call Doraemon “father-in-law”? !
In any case, with the arrival of the Daughter of the Nile, a joyful feast was officially announced, and all kinds of fine wine and delicacies were laid out like water. Every citizen of Thebes who enjoys the free hospitality of the Temple of Amun seizes this rare opportunity to become a big eater, eating and drinking without any ceremony until his face is flushed, he smells of alcohol, and his mouth is full of oil. . Some of the energetic guys competed in arm wrestling and wrestling amid cheers and noise. Others, who were impatient, hugged the women they were in love with and started making piston movements in the dark...
Under the flickering firelight, Wang Qiu politely declined the invitations from several bold women to have sex—he did not wear a condom today. He took out the "Book of Time Travel" and looked at another score that appeared on it: "...Let Doraemon become the ancient Egyptian god Amun and get 1000 reward points."
At this point, the total points they have gained in the plot space of "Daughters of the Nile" have reached 49,000 points, and they are only one step away from the "end of the game" - although the whereabouts of the mysterious protagonist Mr. Zhang Daniu are still unknown. No trace.
While Wang Qiu casually rewarded a black child next to him with a chocolate biscuit and watched him leave happily, he sighed with deep distress - for some reason, he always had a vague hunch that Zhang Daniu The husband is now in this city, even by his side.
But the absurd thing is that no matter how hard they try and rack their brains, they can't find any trace of this person.
On the other hand, while Doraemon was enjoying the interesting dance of the cat-eared girls, thinking about how to teach the skills of making Dorayaki and making it a holy meal, the distant Cyran The "backyard" of Nega Colony is about to catch fire...
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South of Cyrenaica, the endless Sahara Desert
In the dark blue sky set against the yellow sand, the first ray of dawn has already lit up on the horizon.
At a glance, the undulating golden sand dunes almost cover the entire field of vision.
The sun seems to be eager to jump out of the horizon, giving light and heat to the earth without hesitation. The sudden huge temperature difference made the hot wind sweeping across the desert suddenly become shrill, blowing on a group of dark-skinned desert travelers, causing their hooded cloaks to make a flapping sound.
This is a group of travellers, mostly black people, some of whom ride on camels and use camels to carry water and food. Others can only walk. Although they looked very embarrassed and haggard, and their lips were severely chapped, most of them were holding bronze weapons, which were very precious in this era. The leading black leaders also wore dazzling gold jewelry, which showed that they were very special. Same identity.
As the sun got higher, the wind on the dunes soon became unbearable. This group of hungry and thirsty travelers had no choice but to jump off the camels. They lowered their heads to avoid the wind and sand while leading the camels and continuing to walk forward. Soon someone stumbled, missed his footing, and almost rolled down the steep leeward side of the dune... Fortunately, at the critical moment, he was pulled up by a pair of strong arms.
"...Take a sip! My dear brother, if you persist a little longer, you will be able to walk to a place with water at night!"
The black leader who rescued his younger brother handed over his half-dried sheepskin water bag and comforted him in a hoarse voice.
After a while, the hot wind carrying the gravel finally calmed down, and at the end of the horizon ahead, there was a faint hint of green... Just when these tired travelers wanted to cheer, the spies who had just turned back from the front, But it brought unexpected news.
"...What? There seems to be someone on the mountain in front? Are they Minoan merchants or Egyptians from the sea?"
The black leader wearing a huge gold collar muttered and licked his lips, recalling in his mind a certain Minoa merchant ship that he had seen stranded on the beach, as well as various items robbed from the cabin at that time. rare goods, and a group of white-skinned slaves captured at the same time...
"...Very good, this must be a reward from the gods to us! Let's take a rest in the oasis in front, and then let's make a fortune together!"
"...Oh! Get rich! Get rich! This is a reward from the gods to us!"
The rest of the black people also cheered up, raised their weapons, and let out bloodthirsty roars.
——The first cruel test after the establishment of the Cyrenaica colony is about to come quietly. However, the apocalyptic Japanese immigrants in the seaside settlements still know nothing about this.