Chapter 32: Please keep your mobile phone carefully
——The AIDS crisis that was suddenly revealed cast a deeper haze on the colony of Cyrenaica, which had just experienced a disaster... and the final medical examination report was indeed It’s shocking:
Among the 242 Japanese immigrants who fled here from the world of "School Apocalypse", after deducting the deceased Engineer Takeda Takeda, a total of 27 people were infected with HIV, including 24 men and 24 women. Three; among the 104 slave girls purchased in Crete, after deducting the two Mitanni sisters who had been kidnapped by black bandits, 31 people were infected with HIV... Fortunately, they were all in the incubation period, Has not occurred yet.
In other words, there are actually 58 AIDS patients in this small settlement with a current total population of 343 people! The prevalence rate has exceeded an astonishing 15%! ! The infection rate among slave girls is even more than 30%! ! ! If we had not received the warning in time, but had allowed it to spread, I am afraid that it would not be long before Cyrenaica would become a veritable "AIDS colony"!
"... Damn it, there was absolutely no HIV in the ancient people of this era. Now one-third of the slaves are infected! How corrupt is your private life? Are you here every night? Let’s have some fucking naked party!”
Looking at these AIDS patients who were ashamed and frightened, with sad faces, Wang Qiu didn't know what to say for a moment, "...and, why haven't you put on condoms yet? Otherwise, it wouldn't have spread." So fast... What? You like to go through the back door, so you don't have to worry about the woman getting pregnant? Damn it, the anus is more susceptible to HIV infection than the front..."
As for the original source of this AIDS outbreak, there is no trace now - except for the deceased Uncle Takeda, among the remaining Japanese men, there are also quite a few who like to go shopping in Flower Street, Willow Lane, A libertine who frequents Happy Street. In addition, there is a female immigrant infected with AIDS who was originally a third-rate actress who made a living by filming porn...
Therefore, unless Doraemon takes out the magical props [Sherlock Holmes Detective Suit], conducts "time tracing" and carefully examines the romantic history of each "suspect" one by one, it will never be possible to find out which guy is the earliest carrier of the virus. ……
However, for such an extremely shameful and H-meaning thing, neither Doraemon nor the immigrant leader Mr. Miyamoto felt that it was necessary to investigate too carefully - since everything has already happened and it has developed to the point of no return to the point where, then the most important task now is to solve the problem, rather than to hold people responsible: in the final analysis, is it the fault of some people who can't control their own crotch?
Fortunately, for Doraemon, who has advanced medical technology in the 22nd century, AIDS is no longer an incurable disease - Doraemon endured nausea and gave every male patient a "little brother", After each female patient's "black fungus" was given a shot of special antiviral serum, the AIDS problem in the Cyrenaica colony was finally solved for the time being.
However, there was nothing they could do about the HIV that had spread among the indigenous people in this time and space - those black people had already fled in all directions after being defeated, and there was no way to figure out who among them had "fucked" those two The Mitanni girls were infected with AIDS, and we don’t know where they fled to. Even if they wanted to isolate and control them, they couldn’t do it.
"...In other words, we can't do anything now? We can only watch the AIDS epidemic spread, or in this place where the concept of chastity is weak and the folk customs are promiscuous! Oh my God, isn't this a success? Is it a replica of the terrible Black Death in medieval Europe? ”
Doraemon sighed with distress on his face, "...Oh, no, if you think about it carefully, this thing seems to be more deadly than the Black Death. AIDS patients often have an incubation period of several years to more than ten years. This is enough. How far did they spread the virus? ”
"...I think the situation is not that serious. In this era, the average life expectancy in the Western world is less than 30 years old. Most of the infected people will probably die before the HIV outbreak. At best, it will have a negative impact on living standards." Those very tall princes and nobles may be a bit of a threat..."
Wang Qiu curled his lips, "...from a short-term perspective, AIDS may not be as dangerous as the common cold in this era!"
"...But what about in the long term? Don't forget, AIDS can be passed from mother to child!"
Doraemon retorted, "...because the incubation period of AIDS is too long, once it spreads, more and more AIDS babies will be born, and even form AIDS tribes and AIDS kingdoms, and eventually lead to the collapse of the entire nation. The destruction..."
"...Well, it sounds very bad...However, the mortality rate of children these days is already quite high. On average, it takes two to three births to survive. Even if the threat of HIV is added, it should be It’s not a big deal.”
Wang Qiu thought for a while and replied, "...of course, with the advancement of productivity and medicine, AIDS will indeed become more and more deadly..."
——In short, in Wang Qiu’s view, when the ancient human world added the variable of AIDS, the only more intuitive social impact is probably to “re-teach you how to be a human being”: If the Mediterranean civilization can withstand the haze of AIDS , if they continue to develop, then even if it is just for survival, they will definitely be more conservative in terms of "sexuality" than the East Asian civilization circle. For example, the "Holy Army" of homosexuals whose main business was prostitution in the ancient Greek city-states, or the grand gathering of prostitutes in the ancient Roman Empire where the dignitaries gathered for prostitution, are probably unlikely to appear.
Well? And the ancient Egyptians who lacked moral integrity? Hmm... Please be aware that nudity and **** are not synonymous. The ancient Egyptians just didn't like to wear clothes because of the hot weather. If we talk about the level of sexual openness, they are really far inferior to the Greeks and Romans who were not taboo about meat and vegetables - for example, having sex in ancient Egypt It is an extremely shameful crime, not a romantic affair that people can talk about...
Closer to home, no matter what impact AIDS will have on the indigenous people of this time and space, Wang Qiu and Doraemon can only let it go for now, and hope that the ethical ancients can control their lower bodies and not The country has been wiped out by AIDS. As for those degenerate peoples who have no moral integrity, let them go to destruction in their carnival!
Of course, just in case, Doraemon left a lot of specific drugs for the treatment of AIDS in Cyrenaica.
Then, the time to say goodbye finally arrived.
On the beach of Cyrenaica, Miyamoto gathered all the immigrants to bid farewell to the benefactors who had saved them from the apocalyptic purgatory. To this end, many people gave touching speeches, and ended with a Japanese song said to symbolize farewell.
However, compared with these formal things, what shocked Wang Qiu, Ma Tong and others even more was that the chubby and bespectacled Hirano Toda actually stood with the violent queen Busushima Saeko. And the attitude is very intimate...
Oh oh oh! Hirano Toda has made a contribution! Come on! Don't give those rich, handsome, and Long Aotian any extra opportunities! The great four-eyed fat man, he entrusted the power of faith of the four-eyed fat man all over the world! The resentment of all the four-eyed fat men around the world gathered together and possessed their souls at this moment! This brave fat otaku from Hirano represents the innate mission of tech otakus to save the world! At this moment, he is not fighting alone! He is not alone!
——Wang Qiu finally suppressed the crazy thoughts in his heart, smiled and shook hands with the young couple who had a huge visual contrast and said goodbye.
In addition, what makes Wang Qiu want to lament even more is that now that he has fully accumulated points and is about to "GAME-OVER", he still can't find Zhang Da, the time traveler who has never seen the dragon. Mr. Niu, I simply don’t know how to make people complain...
Anyway, after waving goodbye to them for the last time, Wang Qiu and Doraemon exchanged glances, and then opened the "Book of Time Travel".
"...Pay 50,000 points to allow participant Zhang Daniu to return to the real world. Now everyone is leaving!"
Then, with a flash of white light, their group left forever this ancient Mediterranean world shrouded in the haze of AIDS.
……
In the evening of the same day, in a small village on the outskirts of Thebes, the capital of Upper Egypt, bursts of heart-rending wails suddenly came from.
Villagers who heard the cries knew that it was an old couple at the head of the village who had migrated from the south near Nubia. They were mourning the sudden disappearance of their adopted son - the couple had not been married for more than 20 years. After giving birth to a child, fortunately three years ago, I accidentally picked up a healthy and lively baby boy on the bank of the Nile River. I took him home and raised him carefully, treating him as my own, and turning him into a smart and cute little boy. This is how I have a descendant.
In short, the couple regarded the little boy as "a gift from God Amun" and loved him very much. A few days ago, I took him to the city to participate in the celebration of the Temple of Amun, and received cakes and small jewelry from the "man of gods". Everyone in the village said that this child must be very lucky... Who knows, today this child has disappeared without a trace since he went out to play in the morning. He was neither alive nor dead, which made the old couple almost cry with sadness. Blind.
"...Probably he was swallowed by a crocodile in the Nile, or encountered an angry hippopotamus! Of course, it is also possible that he encountered a human trafficker."
While comforting the grieving old couple, the people in the village speculated about the fate of the little boy - in this ancient era when human life was low and full of dangers, the disappearance of a little life was really nothing to mention. In fact, almost every family in the village has experienced the grief of the death of a child... Therefore, it didn't take long for this small incident to be gradually forgotten by people.
※※※※※※※※※※※※※※※※※※※※
Guangzhou, Sanyuanli, pediatric outpatient department of a hospital
A mother with tears on her face, holding a struggling baby in her arms, opened the door with red eyes. Then another middle-aged man in a suit with a haggard face pushed the door in and showed an apologetic and honest smile to the startled old doctor at his desk.
"...Doctor Wu! Please see what's going on with our great family!"
The sad mother pushed the child in her arms to the doctor and shouted with tears in her eyes, "... He is only eight months old now and has not been weaned yet! We have not taught him to speak... Who knows? Since yesterday, Daniel suddenly started to yell and scream, talking about some strange words that none of us could understand. He refused to sleep at night and even vomited while feeding him... Please help me, doctor! Save my son!”
"...Please calm down, Mrs. Zhang. This is the first time I have heard of a condition like this. He seems to be in good health! As for being able to speak at only eight months old...it does feel strange. I think, you guys It's best to take him to see a psychiatrist...I heard that the electric shock therapy invented by Professor Yang in Beijing seems to be very effective for this kind of hysteria, but I don't know if it is too dangerous to use it on babies... ”
In fact, if this confused old doctor could understand ancient Egyptian, he would have discovered that Zhang Daniu, a child who was said to be only eight months old, was actually shouting in horror, "... the great Oh God! Where am I? Are you the devil in hell? Help! I want to find my parents..."
And the father with a sad face had long forgotten that when he was teasing his precious son, he accidentally dropped his smartphone into the cradle - this in itself is not a big problem, the problem is what happens next On the screen of his mobile phone, another message "...want to know about life" popped up. Do you want to really...live?" dialog box, and the curious baby Zhang Daniu happened to click "YES", so that baby Zhang Daniu, who had been in this world for less than a year, experienced A journey through time that even he himself cannot understand...
Ah, also, I forgot to explain. The child's father, Mr. Zhang, is a Guangzhou businessman who specializes in international trade in Africa. And his wife was also married in Nigeria. Therefore, our child Zhang Daniu, like his mother, is black in appearance...
——Now everyone can understand why Wang Qiu and Doraemon could never find "Zhang Daniu" in ancient Egypt! In short, all young fathers and mothers who read this book, please keep your mobile phones and tablets carefully and do not lose them in your baby's cradle. Otherwise, if a dialog box pops up on the screen "...Want to know the meaning of life? Do you want to truly...live?" and the baby happens to press "YES"...then, in your case After your little baby has experienced an unknown adventure across another world, it is very likely that he will never recognize you two biological parents again...