Chapter 3, Haruhi Suzumiya and "Death is Coming" (Part 1)
A few days later, another world, Nobita Nobita's room in Tsukimidai Nobita, Nerima-ku, Tokyo, Japan
Because the owner of the room, Nobita Nobita, has not come home from school yet, there are only five people, Wang Qiu, Ma Tong, Doraemon, Minami Rika and Marikawa Shizuka, sitting in a circle in the messy room, sitting cross-legged on the couch. couch On the rice, while drinking hot Japanese sencha tea and eating Doraemon's collection of "wagashi" cakes, I chatted about some random things - things that are not morally responsible and things that are very morally wrong.
"...The 18 billion yen I had on credit from Mirai Department Store could no longer be owed in the past two days. But the money has not been collected yet, and Doraemon came to me every day to make trouble...In the end, I had no choice but to I got another short-term loan from a loan shark company and temporarily filled the hole..."
Doraemon murmured sadly while drinking tea, "...but that's a 10% monthly interest rate! And it's compound interest!"
——In the world of "School Apocalypse", although Doraemon and others not only evacuated a large city with a population of one million through a frenzied search from the surface to the universe, He also pawned the International Space Station in orbit, and finally raised a huge sum of money to completely pay off Comrade Doraemon's initial debt of 300 billion yen... But there was a problem. Yes, because I had so much fun throwing hydrogen bombs and anti-matter bombs everywhere and mushroom clouds in the final stage, I completely forgot that these destructive weapons also cost money. As a result, the debt collectors of the future bank just left, and the future department store’s 30 billion The yen shopping bill is coming, and Doraemon only has 12 billion yen left in cash...
There is no way, in order to avoid the sad fate of Doraemon being sent to the dismantling factory, everyone can only continue to work hard to travel through time and space to raise money!
Next, in the world of "Daughter of the Nile", although Doraemon and others are doing their best to sell all kinds of modern goods while improving their scores and resettling refugees, they have set up shop in ancient Egypt and Crete. Large-scale exhibitions were held, and steel swords, matches, porcelain and other gadgets were brought out to coax the students. Thanks to the generosity of dignitaries and wealthy businessmen, even the royal palace gardens in Crete were dug up (all kinds of rare animals and plants were collected so that they could be stuffed into [automatic pawn machines] to exchange for money). Finally, they managed to mine them in Libya. Oil can be said to be used in various ways...
However, in the ancient Western world that relied on the sky for food, the level of social productivity and accumulated social wealth were really limited, and were completely incomparable with the modern world after the Industrial Revolution. Until the time-travel adventure in the world of "Daughter of the Nile" is completely over, after deducting the cost of purchasing goods and the cost of resettling refugees, they have earned a total of about three billion yen, which is still a full year short of the future department store bill. Fifteen billion yen!
So, seeing that the department store in the future was pressing more and more urgently, and the terrible thugs from the Time and Space Debt Collection Company were coming again, Doraemon, who had just become "debt-free", had to hold his nose and jump in again. In the cannibalistic fire pit of loan sharks...
"...Ahem, there's no need to be so worried, Doraemon! We even raised 300 billion yen in debt before! Why worry about a mere 15 billion yen! You have to have confidence in yourself A little! Besides, we are good friends, right! And, Doraemon, thank you so much for the vitality potion! Otherwise, you would have to come to the hospital by now..."
Wang Qiu coughed lightly, held up the simple clay tea cup with slightly trembling hands, and at the same time expressed his sincere gratitude to Doraemon.
Right now, his face is glowing with an unhealthy bluish-white color, and he also has heavy bags under his eyes. His speech is weak and he looks listless... And even this dignified appearance is thanks to Doraemon's magical potion. Otherwise, I'm afraid I'll feel dizzy when I walk.
——Although Wang Qiu often had sex with Nan Lixiang or Marikawa Shizuka several times from time to time, and even had the honor to take away Shizuka’s teacher’s “virgin blood” in order to compensate Wang Qiu for providing them with food and accommodation. cost. But he never expected that these two women would be able to have such crazy fun after they suffered a complete collapse of their worldview and outlook on life, and then became enlightened and completely relaxed!
Not to mention Minami Rika, the athletic female police officer with great physical strength, even Marikawa Shizuka, the school doctor who has always been dazed, gentle and gentle, seems to have turned into a greedy piranha. Once again, his bone marrow was almost squeezed dry when he was in a state of topsy-turvy... This gave Wang Qiu a new and more profound understanding of the old saying "there are only exhausted cows and no damaged land". ……
——With Wang Qiu's small body, one against one on the bed would be just about equal, but two against one would be too much.
Fortunately, these two royal sisters are from the Lily tribe and can use various tools to satisfy each other without the need for men. This allowed Wang Qiu to die from overwork while having sex without being embarrassed... But classmate Wang Qiu felt that What's even more embarrassing is that these two bold ladies who almost broke their backs and lost all their kidneys were killed by another girl in the bed. In the end, they even seemed like The mouse shrank like a cat when it saw it.
For example, at this moment, our lovely blonde school nurse Shizuka Marikawa, a natural-minded school nurse, is being kneaded by Ma Tong with relish while struggling unwillingly in Ma Tong’s arms. , that cute yet clumsy action looks really interesting.
"...Ah, it's such a soft touch~ I haven't seen you for a day, and my **** seems to have grown bigger again! It's really touching!"
"...Hey! Stop messing around outside! Tongtong-chan! I'm going to be angry!"
"...Pah, pah! Well, the feel of the butt is also good, and the elasticity is still hard to put down!"
"...Ah~~~~ I hate it! This is someone else's house... Uh~~~~ Let it go, let it go... Uh~~~~"
"...Interesting! You actually shout 'um' when you are stimulated. Sister Shizuka, your voice is still so cute!"
"...Um~~~~Don't...let me go! I'm not your inflatable doll!!!"
Senior Ma Tong, who was wearing a fiery red sportswear as usual, was hugging Marikawa Shizuka from behind, breathing teasingly on her soft neck, occasionally sticking out her tongue to lick it gently, and at the same time inserting her hands. In Teacher Shizuka's arms, she was squeezing her vagina without any courtesy - this is a little game that only the closest friends can play. However, senior Ma Tong, who has no moral integrity, started to play this game when she was a guest in someone else's house. Full of benefits.
——This is the beautiful existence that constantly exudes the fragrance of lily, written as Jiyou and read as lily!
Well, as a real concubine who had exchanged vows with Marikawa Shizuka, Minami Rika sat aside with a helpless smile, but had no intention of reaching out to help - it seemed that she had been tricked by Ma Tong, a super rotten girl, before. I have a psychological shadow, so I will "die my friend but not my own girl".
Therefore, although there was only one male present, Wang Qiu (Doraemon did not count), Teacher Marikawa Shizuka still felt a rare sense of shame.
Fortunately, as half the landlord of this room, Doraemon finally stood up and stopped Ma Tong from further harassing Teacher Shizuka.
"...I'm sorry, although I have no prejudice against sexual orientation or anything like that, but you'd better be a little restrained... After all, this is Nobi Nobita's room, and he is just a primary school student no matter what, I don't want to let him He was exposed to something too exciting too early..."
——For Doraemon, a cat-shaped robot who comes from the more open-minded 22nd century and once fell in love with a male cat, homosexuality does not constitute psychological pressure at all - as long as it is not shown in front of Nobi Nobita Love, just teach him to be a responsible kid.
"...Also, although Nobi Nobita hasn't come back yet, Nobi's father and Nobi's mother are staying downstairs! The sound insulation effect of this old house is not very good, so please don't make any strange noises. It would be bad if you disturb others..."
"...Eh? It's okay that Nobi's mother is a full-time housewife. Why is Nobi's father at home at this time? It seems that today is not a day off!"
After hearing what Doraemon said, Wang Qiu couldn't help but look out the window at the still bright sky, and then asked curiously.
"...Because Nobi's father is going to Nagasaki on Kyushu Island for a business trip tomorrow, he came back from get off work early today to pack his luggage and book a flight..."
Doraemon blinked and explained to Wang Qiu. But before he finished speaking, he heard Nobi’s mother’s sharp exclamation coming from downstairs:
"...Dear (Ana replied)! It's amazing. It was said on TV that another plane crashed in Hyogo Prefecture today! And it happened to be a flight to Nagasaki! In Kansai these days, it seems like there is a plane crash every day Several planes crashed! I don’t know what went wrong. You’d better take the train for a business trip tomorrow!”
"...Huh? Wife, did a plane crash again in Hyogo Prefecture today? It seems like planes are crashing every day there this week! There must be at least a dozen in total! And today is only Friday... What an unlucky day! But the problem is, It’s not safe to take the train. I wonder if you’ve heard that there have been a lot of accidents on the Shinkansen in Kansai. Several passenger trains derailed and flipped into rivers! The accidents happened in Hyogo Prefecture!”
The deep voice of Nobi's father came immediately, "...I don't know what happened these days! There were not so many traffic accidents even in a year..."
"...Oh my God! Even the train is not safe? What should I do? Taking a boat is too slow! Otherwise...I have to ask Doraemon for help and borrow his [Stop Door]. No matter what, your safety is the most important thing... Oops! Come on, look, there's another magnitude 8 earthquake in Kansai, and the epicenter is still in Hyogo Prefecture!" Nobi's mother screamed again.
Wang Qiu and others sitting upstairs looked at each other in shock and dumbfounded when they heard such sensational news.
"...Uh, Doraemon, it seems that in the past few days, your Hyogo Prefecture has been really in trouble..." After a while, Wang Qiu put down the teacup and touched himself He said with his chin, but then his face suddenly changed, "...Wait a minute, Doraemon, I seem to remember that Haruhi Suzumiya and Yuki Nagato live in Nishinomiya City, Hyogo Prefecture!"