Chapter 17, The Real Rampage (Part 2)
The vast land has been covered with white snow, and the trees beside the road have only solitary bare poles. The biting cold wind blows from the north and cuts through the withered branches, like plucked taut strings, making bursts of sound. Crisp sound. Although there is no snow, the weather in Hamburg in winter is still not sunny and even a little gloomy. However, the air is unexpectedly refreshing. Every time you breathe it into your lungs, you will be refreshed... and then you can't help but shiver.
Under normal circumstances, Sergeant Frank would have covered himself tightly with a scarf and gloves, leaving only his two eyes exposed. But at this moment, he had to leave wearing a training uniform that was obviously not warm enough. Buildings with heating facilities stepped on the snow and came out to blow cold air.
"...It's all caused by those damn ****!"
Sergeant Frank cursed under his breath, exhaled softly, and formed a cloud of white mist in the air.
If a World War II military fan saw Sergeant Frank and his men at this moment, I am afraid they would never associate it with the traditional impression of the "German Army" - digital camouflage uniforms, canvas combat boots, flapper body armor, Bailey hat, sombrero or ballistic helmet with canvas camouflage hood, some even equipped with goggles. And there are all kinds of bits and pieces hanging on the clothes. One of the guys even has a personal radio on his left shoulder... In short, he has a strong sense of American imperialism, but there is almost no trace of the Nazi German army in the past. traces.
There is no way, from defeat to economic recovery, Germany has gone through a bumpy road similar to Japan for half a century. Just like the Japanese Self-Defense Forces after World War II and the Imperial Japanese Army before the war, they are two completely different species. The "Bundeswehr" (German: Bundeswehr), which was reborn after World War II, has almost nothing to do with the former Nazi German army and the Prussian Junkers officer corps.
——Like Japan, Germany was completely disarmed in the early days of its defeat, and the United Nations ordered Germany not to rebuild any armed forces. Although they were able to resume their armed forces thanks to the Cold War, under pressure from the Western world, the post-war Federal Republic of Germany was forced to legislate to destroy all symbols that could be associated with the Nazis, especially in the organization, uniforms, and accessories of the Federal German Army. , and spared no effort to erase all traces of the Nazi German army. For example, the cocked-brim hats popular among the Nazi Germans were changed to berets or wide-brimmed hats as much as possible, and even Nazi-style helmets were replaced with American ones. As for the Prussian Junker Officer Corps... after the war, all of East Prussia and half of West Prussia became Polish territory, and the remaining half of West Prussia also underwent socialist transformation under the East German red regime, from feudal manors to The "Junkers" who were born out of the Lord have naturally ceased to exist long ago.
As a result, in the post-war Bundeswehr, from traditional fashion to officer and soldier clothing to personnel composition, except for the Iron Cross badge, there are basically no other traces of the Nazi German army. At most, they are camouflage patterns. Just slightly similar.
——Like the Japanese Self-Defense Force, the post-war German army was actually an American-style vassal force of a slave state. All the real iron-blooded warriors had already died in the smoke of World War II, and all that was left behind were a group of cream soldiers... Otherwise , how can we make the three big bosses from Britain, France and the United States look at ease?
After the reunification of the two Germanys in 1990, the Cold War crisis disappeared, but the financial burden brought by the peaceful reunification of East Germany overwhelmed the German government. Therefore, the Bundeswehr, which had lost its imaginary enemy, ushered in another war of unprecedented scale. Disarmament - The People's Army of the former East Germany was all disbanded. The West German Defense Forces first reduced their numbers from 490,000 to 370,000, and then all the way to more than 200,000 to save financial expenses. Many tanks, armored vehicles, ships and military installations were dismantled and mothballed as a result. A large number of military units and troop numbers have also been abandoned one after another.
Unfortunately, Sergeant Frank's Bundeswehr unit seems to be among those about to be laid off, according to rumors. Seeing that there was no hope of development in the military, and there was even the risk of losing their jobs and ruining their jobs, everyone in the army began to think crookedly - at the level of Sergeant Frank, naturally they were not exposed to some real dark inside stories. But I also vaguely know something about it: the underground shelter next to the station that had been sealed up has recently been reopened, and it seems to be their respected commander. His Excellency Colonel Sebastian found a way to get a group of Eastern European prostitutes from nowhere, and set up a private club there with a few close subordinates. Every week, several limousines would bring various people. Luxurious travelers quietly come here to party, and then spend their time playing with guns and women. It is said that there are many sanctimonious celebrities among them...
Of course, for this kind of "rich people's enjoyment", the poor soldiers who have nothing to do with it have no other emotions except envy and drooling. Likewise, no fool has thought of reporting it - although in The Eastern European woman who was making jokes in the underground club probably didn't come from a legitimate background. She probably got her from a trafficker. But who of the Russian strippers who have emerged in the red light districts of Hamburg and Amsterdam in recent years are not like this? If you think about it, you will know that the shady story behind this must be very deep. Anyway, it has nothing to do with you, so it is best to pretend that you have not seen it.
What's more, even if the Iron Curtain has collapsed and the long Cold War has ended, the Germans have not forgotten their confrontation and hatred with Eastern European countries.
However, Sergeant Frank never dreamed that the commander and his cronies were so useless that they couldn't even stand up to a group of Eastern European bastards!
Today is the last working day before the Christmas holiday, so it is extremely early for the army to get off work. Just as Sergeant Frank was humming a tune, he took off his military uniform and changed into civilian clothes, preparing to drive home and enjoy the family gathering, but... Suddenly I heard from the underground shelter in the distance, first There were several sporadic gunshots, and then there was a loud explosion... When he looked out of the window, orange firelight and billowing smoke had covered half of the sky in an instant, and there were several battered people. The guy yelled wildly and rolled away from there.
Well? etc? Is there a saying that soldiers are off duty? Yes, in order to remove the lingering poison of Nazi militarism after the war, the Bundeswehr has always regarded itself as "citizens in uniform". The fundamental idea of its establishment of the army is to let the values of citizens permeate the army and not isolate the soldiers. outside society. Therefore, in addition to a small number of the main elite troops, officers and soldiers of the Bundeswehr at all levels also clock in and go to and from get off work every day, and are closed on weekends, just like ordinary employees. If soldiers are required to perform duty on weekends or holidays, overtime pay must be paid, otherwise soldiers have the right to strike and complain...
Closer to home, when first seeing this scene, Sergeant Frank thought there was some accident, such as a gas pipeline explosion or something. Unexpectedly, a moment later, their commander, Colonel Sebastian, ran to the door in panic, stopped the officers and soldiers who had not yet had time to return from get off work, and then stammered to announce that there had just been a group of "unidentified terrorists" Elements" came for a sneak attack and occupied the underground hideout next to the station!
After hearing this nonsense, the German soldiers said nothing, but they were all muttering in their hearts: "...What 'unidentified terrorists'! They are obviously those trash bastards you most trust... They don’t even care, but they were kidnapped by those foreign gangsters who stole the weapons and made them!”
Ordinarily, by now, according to Sergeant Frank's opinion, this leak could no longer be closed. In order to prevent the situation from deteriorating further, the police should be called as soon as possible. Unexpectedly, Colonel Sebastian's decision was very unique - he actually used public weapons for personal use and directly ordered the garrison to send troops to quell the chaos!
In response to this, the German soldiers who had not yet got off work immediately went into an uproar and expressed their refusal to obey the order in front of the commander: First of all, we are honorable national civil servants and have no obligation to do work other than the contract! Secondly, it is already time to get off work, but we have not received overtime pay. In addition, the weather is too cold right now. As soldiers of a democratic and free country, we have no obligation to sacrifice our health for our superiors and work in vain...
——In the era of the German Empire, the tradition of soldiers’ absolute obedience to their superiors was part of the “Prussian spirit.” However, in Germany after World War II, this was considered an extremely evil “crime against humanity.” The Bundeswehr has been promoting "democracy in the barracks" since its establishment, allowing each soldier to have the ability to think independently... As a result, the army has no legal prohibitions at all, and everything must follow democratic procedures and market transaction principles.
In the end, the anxious commander had no choice but to agree to a favor fee of 5,000 marks per person, plus a generous promise to invite everyone to Hamburg's red light district for three days. He also gave everyone a thousand marks before departure. This was finally the end of the world. More than a hundred people were gathered together, and they slowly rushed to the underground hideout "occupied by terrorists". The remaining soldiers who refused to participate in the suppression were still asking for hush money from the commander...
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Then, because they thought they were doing a "wet job" with no sense of honor, and because their usual training level was not very good, the German soldiers walking on the mountain road surrounded by infantry fighting vehicles, They all looked baggy, looking very unqualified and lacking in energy.
Anyway, from the perspective of Sergeant Frank and his colleagues, the enemies that need to be dealt with this time are just a group of Eastern European **** struggling in despair. As long as a group of people rush up with guns and sweep a few shuttles, they can Fight the only infantry vehicle in the station that can still move. Driving the car and showing it in front of the shelter was enough to scare them into dropping their guns and peeing their pants... Of course, those rebel **** might also see that the situation was not right and bring the guns, ammunition and weapons they had just seized. Money and even hostages were taken away. But so what? As long as people like me take back the underground hideout, they will be worthy of Colonel Sebastian's five thousand marks. If there is still a search, please leave it to Mr. Police!
In fact, Wang Qiu, Doraemon and others on the other side also hold the idea that doing more is worse than doing less.
"...Although with our weapons and firepower, we should not be able to defeat the German devils of these COSPLAY US imperial divisions, but this kind of unnecessary battle should be saved as much as possible! Doraemon, think of what to do Are you retreating?" Wang Qiu looked at the approaching German soldiers and infantry fighting vehicles, and then looked at the "Book of Time Travel" that had not received any reward points so far, and said with a very lack of fighting spirit.
"...Well, it might be a bit dangerous to use [Bamboo Dragonfly] directly. The opponent may have individual anti-aircraft missiles, and there are several people on our side who can't fly... If you escape from the ground, [Stone Hat] and [Invisibility Cloak] 】The quantity seems not enough..."
Comrade Doraemon turned over the four-dimensional pocket on his abdomen with some distress, "...How about we get into the [clockwork submarine] to take refuge together like we did when we evaded zombies last time? Well, that's an idea. It should be good. Come here quickly!”
Doraemon then took out the [Clockwork Submarine] from his pocket, told everyone to get into the cabin, break out from the underground, and then hurried into the foyer of the massacre club, leaving the one still paralyzed on the sofa. The crazy woman who was talking nonsense picked her up and carried her out.
At the same time, Minami Rika and Marikawa Shizuka also held the Romanian twins in their arms, followed by others, and walked out of the foyer.
However, Suzumiya Haruhi, who was already furious, was extremely dissatisfied with such a spineless strategic retreat.
"...Huh? Retreat? No! Faced with these inhumane evil forces, demons who lead beasts and cannibals! How can we messengers of justice retreat without a fight? Senior Wang Qiu, you are simply a coward!" She Although he also walked out of the hiding place, he put one hand on his hips and pointed at Wang Qiu with the other and shouted angrily. , "...even if we don't belong to this era, we must distinguish justice and evil in our minds! Since fate has shown us these horrific crimes, it requires us to give justice to the weak people who were harmed! Don't you have the courage to fight? "Senior Wang Qiu!"
"...That's right! Junior Wang Qiu, your decision really disappoints me! Are you still a man?"
Senior Sister Ma Tong, who has always been afraid of chaos in the world, also waved her fist and gave a passionate speech: "...Senior Brother Wang Qiu, feel your own conscience! In the face of such a choice between justice and evil, do you choose to be the one? A lifelong coward must still be a hero, even if it’s only for a few minutes! We need more than courage, a revolutionary cry from the bottom of our hearts, just to wake up a few people..."
"...Oh, my God! What should I say? Two young ladies, can you please stop causing trouble!"
Wang Qiu couldn't help but stretched out his hand to scratch his hair in distress, "...We are not here to play superheroes...Oops! Get down!"
He seemed to have seen something strange, his expression suddenly changed, and he threw Ma Tong to the ground with a single stride. The others turned their heads in confusion and saw that the German infantry fighting vehicle at the bottom of the mountain suddenly stopped moving forward, and then slowly raised its muzzle... followed by a flash of red light!
"Boom - boom!" "Boom - boom!" "Boom - boom!" "Boom - boom!"
Accompanied by screams that tore through the air and deafening explosions, the German infantry fighting vehicle hundreds of meters away fired four consecutive rounds. Although due to the distance and range of fire, none of the shells hit the underground massacre club with the open door, but by coincidence, it hit the time-travelers who had just walked outside and were about to board the [clockwork submarine] to retreat. , was blown to ashes!
When Wang Qiu rubbed his buzzing ears and got up again from the smoke, he found that the [clockwork submarine] that was originally intended to break out had been blown into a pile of charred black. Parts, Kyon and Kazuki Koizumi of the SOS group were lying on the ground groaning while covering their wounds. Doraemon, the unluckiest among the time-travelers, was blown away by the blast of air and was "inserted" in a mound in an upside-down position. It seemed to be still smoking... and the one Doraemon was holding The crazy woman who was dragged out had already been blown to death with her orifices bleeding, and her eyes were wide open.
In this mess, only Suzumiya Haruhi was not only unscathed, she was standing in the middle of the courtyard with her arms akimbo, glaring at the slowly approaching German officers and soldiers... Looking from a distance, she was like a violent thunder, with blood all over her body. Burning golden red anger:
"...Hahaha! What a group of sinners who don't know how to live or die! Not only do they not repent in front of our leader who represents justice, but they dare to use their own hands as a chariot. It is really a heinous crime! Whoa, whoa, whoa, stupid evil people! Give me your punishment now. Cry, Captain! Then let’s all die!”
In an instant, the sky and the earth changed color, and there was lightning and thunder!
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