Chapter 23: Guys who refuse to cooperate
Although the fire and gunpowder smoke have dissipated, the earth is still making dull groans.
With a roar of collapse, a few beams of dim winter sunlight shot in from the cracks in the wall, illuminating the dust that filled the air.
Inside the dilapidated building, the originally smooth and gorgeous wallpaper was covered with burnt scars. Large areas of the furniture were burned and turned black and peeling, but no bodies were seen - they probably either had returned home from get off work before the incident, or they had escaped in time when the disaster struck.
Fortunately, some household appliances, office stationery, ordnance and ammunition, exquisite oil paintings and exquisite enamel decorations inlaid with gold and ivory survived the disaster, intact and untouched, forming a whole with the ruins surrounding them. A weird scene.
Unfortunately, for the looters who finally dug up these ruins, this harvest was too little.
"...Eh? A brand-new German motorcycle can be pawned for 200,000 yen? What brand of bargain is this? Well, this safe is only pawned for 100,000 yen? It seems that there are no valuables in it. , the price of these typewriters is even more shabby... Well, this There are two boxes of folding engineer shovels and a box of field rations, which are not very valuable. However, this machine gun is quite expensive. It seems that arms are always a waste of money... Oh, Great, a German field gun was dug up! ”
Doraemon stood on the ruins of the German base, muttering as he stuffed the belongings collected by others into the [automatic pawn machine]. When he encountered something worthless, he would nag dissatisfiedly. Occasionally, if they find valuable high-priced goods, they will make a cry of joy.
Occasionally, they found a few half-dead wounded German soldiers. Doraemon, who was ethical, gave them the necessary rescue in a humanitarian manner. Then, each of them fired a shock gun, tied them up and threw them somewhere to prevent them from disturbing the traversers. A plan to make a fortune.
Before that, he, Wang Qiu and others had dug deep into the ground and looted the underground club on the mountain where countless Eastern European women had been tortured and killed - the crystal chandeliers that had illuminated the feast of human flesh, the silver that had been used to cut and roast human flesh. Tableware, a golden wine cup that held a girl’s heart, and countless training Gold-plated bump vibrators for girls and boys, surgical medical equipment with very questionable uses... Well, although it sounds disgusting to listen to, and it feels like holding something dirty in your hands, the banknotes pawned are real after all. , anyway, as long as you pawn it, you can be out of sight and out of mind.
The only regrettable thing is that the amount of these properties is too small, and the German base was so badly damaged that it was difficult to find even complete vehicles, so the final amount of money raised was really Hard to satisfy.
"...If we add them all up...the total is 973,225,500 yen...Tsk, tsk! How pitiful."
After all the "treasure hunting work" was over, Doraemon smacked his lips in dissatisfaction as he looked at the numbers displayed on the electronic calculator.
——Although for ordinary people, this is a huge sum of money, but for Doraemon, who is in huge debt, the interest money is not enough.
"...What? Only such a small amount of money in total? This is just like waiting excitedly at the gate of the elementary school for three hours with a lollipop, but failed to lure any elementary school girl to lift up her skirt and show off her little girl after school. Pants are so disappointed, even though it’s a joke.”
The rotten girl Ma Tong also threw the [Mole Gloves] and the [Universal Tool] to the ground in disappointment, and then leaned against the broken wall, panting and yelling.
"...What should we do next? Do we really want to continue to kill people, set fire to homes, rob homes, and become enemies of European and American countries in this highly civilized modern world? Doesn't that mean we really have to become a bandit leader? There will be more in the future What qualifications do you have to teach Nobi Nobita how to be a good person?”
Faced with such a tangled situation, Doraemon was scratching his head. Although he had lost a lot of integrity since being forced by huge debts, Doraemon still tried his best to maintain his integrity even during the fundraising period. In the face of a relatively "fair trade", at most it's nothing more than picking up some ownerless things - in the zombie apocalypse, since humans have turned into zombies, those valuable things naturally become ownerless things.
If he really wanted to be like a gangster and completely embark on the road of illegal crime... Doraemon would not be able to do such a thing that would destroy his moral integrity.
Therefore, standing on the ruins of the base that had just been excavated by Luo, Doraemon felt very confused.
※※※※※※※※※※※※※※※※※※※
On the other hand, Wang Qiu, who was wearing a set of canvas work clothes, also leaned on a hoe and stared at the pitiful score displayed on the "Book of Time Travel" in a daze:
"...successfully rescued the Romanian twins and received 2000 reward points..."
——Hey, Haruhi Suzumiya has already driven the Titan Corps to make the fields littered with corpses and shake the mountains, and Nagato Yuki’s “information operation” has directly plunged the entire Europe into chaos, and there are only two thousand rewards. Point...then, in order to collect the 200,000 points needed to liberate everyone in this world, how many earth-shattering things do they have to do and how many times do they have to ravage the earth?
However, before Wang Qiu could figure out what big and grand thing he should do next and how he would turn the world upside down, he was called aside by the serious-looking Kazuki Koizumi and begged him with tears in his eyes not to irritate Haruhi Suzumiya anymore. soul.
"...Senior Wang, since the establishment of our organization, we have been trying to create a positive and sunny atmosphere around Suzumiya Haruhi to prevent Suzumiya Haruhi from being exposed to too many dark sides of society. What is it for? Isn't it just to let Haruhi Suzumiya be exposed to too much? Has she been able to maintain the thinking of an ordinary person in a legal society and accept and recognize the world from her heart, lest she turn the earth into a purgatory just because of a thought?
Senior Wang, Suzumiya-san was pulled into the infinite space and came into contact with that cruel world. This can only be said to be bad luck. We can't blame you. But now if she continues to follow you on your adventures of killing and killing, and becomes accustomed to killing and violence, and even develops a **** personality, it will be a huge disaster for our world. La! It’s not even an exaggeration to say it’s the end of the world!
Can you imagine that Haruhi Suzumiya made an artist vomit blood and died suddenly on the stage because she didn't like it? Can you imagine that she turned the Tokyo Diet Building into a huge volcano because she hated the consumption tax enacted by the Diet? But the problem is, she really has the ability to achieve all this! It is only because of the constraints of moral and legal concepts in his mind that Haruhi Suzumiya is not allowed to do whatever he wants in daily life and become the king.
However, cruel war and dark killings can destroy a person's conscience and bottom line at an alarming rate! I really can't imagine what Haruhi Suzumiya would be like after suffering from the sequelae of war...and she already has such symptoms! So, I’m here on my knees begging you! Senior Wang Qiu, while you can still get a psychiatrist to solve the problem, don't let Suzumiya-san's hands get stained with more blood and lives! ”
Faced with Kazuki Koizumi's high-sounding truth, Wang Qiu was speechless for a while, so he had to reluctantly agree first.
——After all, as the saying goes, "Liang Gong's anger will destroy the world"!
If Suzumiya Haruhi, the super god who is the only one in the world, goes berserk, even Doraemon may not be able to bear it.
Next, the four Western girls who were rescued from the iron cage also gave Wang Qiu a blow in the head during the conversation.
"...You mean, as long as we work closely with you in this world, work hard to change the original plot, get reward points, and then when the total score reaches 50,000 per person, we can return to our real space? Well, this doesn't sound like happy news..."
What puzzled Wang Qiu was that instead of being surprised by the temptation to return to the real world, these four women in trouble were frowning and full of doubts... Finally, the oldest Ms. Sophie stood up and expressed their views : "...I'm sorry, we can't cooperate on this issue, because we don't want to return to the real world at all! That would be a dead end for us!" "...Eh, eh? Ms. Sophie, what are you doing? What do you mean?" Wang Qiu was suddenly surprised.