Chapter 25: A warm, safe and boring new world
Next, even Doraemon, who was under the pressure of huge debts and had always been regarded as a die-hard ally, backed down in front of Wang Qiu - "...Wang Jun, it's not that I don't have loyalty. But. , Nobi and I really can’t do this kind of thing like going to Thailand to be a street fighter and join the gangs. Ah... Although for Nobi-kun and I, saving the world is almost a hobby, but drug trafficking, smuggling, gangs, and violent gangs are really terrible for the physical and mental development of elementary school students! Even I can’t accept it!
I have watched some Hong Kong movies before, and I know that the "Young and Dangerous" culture that advocates violence and loyalty has a very powerful appeal on young people from all over Asia. What if under the influence of those striptease bars, illegal casinos and drug clubs in the red light district, Nobi Nobita eventually degenerated into a 'Yakuza' (Japanese gang member) or even a drug addict, or trafficked Filipino girls in Kabukicho The owner of the underground brothel, Nobita Nobita’s parents and descendants will cry to death, and even I will die of guilt...
So, if you insist on going to Roanapura, the sinful city of Thailand, to gain points and follow the plot of "Black Lagoon" to join the underworld, then I will have no choice but to quit, and I will also ban Nobi and the others from joining - - Even if Nobi Nobita cannot be taught to become a social elite with a successful life, he cannot be allowed to degenerate into a member of an evil organization that breaks the law and commits crimes! Of course, the Romanian twins can be left to me to take care of..."
——Okay! Those who should leave refuse to leave, while those who shouldn’t leave are going to leave... What should we do next?
Seeing the main combat power being lost one after another, Wang Qiu suddenly felt that he was one head and two big.
Alas, it’s the same thing – reality is stranger than fiction. In fiction, the author always poses a problem and then solves it. In reality, many "fighters" continue to create problems without ever thinking about how to solve them, or even intending to solve them.
Not to mention how to persuade Suzumiya Haruhi to leave this cruel environment that affects her physical and mental development, lest she be stimulated by more bloody incidents and embark on the path of darkness... Even if Suzumiya Haruhi and her SOS group are successfully dismissed, but Now that Doraemon, the biggest cheater, is about to quit, won't Wang Qiu become the polished commander? Are he and senior Ma Tong allowed to go to Thailand with four unwilling foreign women?
Well, one man and five women...it seems to be very "king of the harem" style?
But the question is, as a mere mortal, a mid-level urban management warrior, how can he take five girls who are basically useless to carve out a world in the intrigues and deceitful underworld and earn 200,000 points? ? I'm afraid I can't do it even if I risk my life!
However, as long as one is not handled well, it may become a ladyboy that is a specialty of Thailand...
Of course, there is a simple way to get out of the current predicament - just kill these four women and you can end the plot and go to the next world.
But the problem is... Although Wang Qiu has vaguely felt that his moral integrity is getting less and less, he still can't do such a shameless thing!
——No matter what, you still have to have a certain bottom line as a human being, otherwise you will really become a beast in human skin.
In fact, Wang Qiu was at a loss as to how to make Haruhi Suzumiya leave this world voluntarily and avoid further degenerating into a bloody queen.
"...Actually, this problem is very simple. Just leave the overly exciting plot space of "Black Lagoon" and jump to another boring plot world to earn points. In this way, Haruhi Suzumiya will soon They chose to go home because they were bored, and the four female victims could also take the opportunity to rest for a while. Wang Qiujun and Doraemon no longer had to worry about whether to join the underworld. "
Nagato Yuki continued to use her iceberg-like paralyzed expression, and calmly spoke out a suggestion that could be called an imaginative idea, "...In this way, we can take into account the spiritual civilization construction of Suzumiya Haruhi and the safety of all the ladies in distress. What about your needs, Wang Jun, to increase your points and make money? ”
"...Your suggestion sounds very good, Nagato-san, but the problem is that there is absolutely no possibility of it being realized..."
Wang Qiu felt that his expression must be very distressed, "...I remember it was you who told me at the beginning that the only way to get any newcomer out is to help them get points in their respective plot spaces in one go. To 50,000 points per person! And "The Book of Time Travel" every time! We can only connect to one world! Even if we want to give up earning points in the plot world of "Black Lagoon", we can't escape from this world! Do you have any special way to modify "Book of Time"? Operating rules? Nagato-san?”
"...I can't do things like modifying the rules of the "Book of Time Travel", but if it's Haruhi Suzumiya, there will be no problem."
——Unexpectedly, Nagato Yuki actually gave a fairly reliable answer, "...As long as it is on earth or in human civilization, Haruhi Suzumiya is the supreme being who transcends everything in the world and is omnipotent. Existence. Even in the infinite space, her authority is higher than that of the 'Lord God', but she doesn't know how to apply it..."
——Well, how should I say this? Xin Suzumiya is omnipotent! But the question is, how can we make Haruhi Suzumiya-san obey our ideas and obediently leave this exciting and exciting plot space of "Black Lagoon" and go to another world?
"...Don't worry, this task will be assigned to me." In response to Wang Qiu's above-mentioned doubts, Nagato Yuki continued to give assurances with a calm face.
Then, everyone watched Nagato Yuki walk up to Suzumiya Haruhi alone, and whispered a few words, which made the great Suzumiya smile.
"...Huh? You asked me if I want to go to a warmer place? Of course I want to go! I'm tired of seeing the ice and snow in North Germany, and the cold wind is making people feel uncomfortable... Huh? Sunny tropical Southland beach? When to go?"
After listening to the "Southern Seaside Tour Plan" promoted by Nagato Yuki, Haruhi Suzumiya, who originally planned to take a "one-day trip to the tropical beach" before entering the world of "Black Lagoon", jumped out of the wreckage of an armored vehicle with great interest. He jumped down, walked to Wang Qiu with Nagato Yuki, and urged him to take out the "Book of Time Travel", "... I just need to put my hands on this strange hard-cover book with you? Really? Easy! ”
——Well, I deceived Haruhi Suzumiya so easily. Alien agent Yuki-san Kato really has two skills.
"...Very well, Suzumiya-san, please empty your mind, imagine the bright sunshine, the wide beach, the lush coconut trees, and the vast sea, and look forward to going to that wonderful place..." Nagato Yuki grabbed Haruhi Suzumiya's palm and pressed it on the "Book of Time Travel", coaxing her gently, while gesturing for others to gather around, as if she was preparing to leave for the next world.
However, despite the leadership of Wang Qiu and Doraemon, all the time-travelers present obeyed the instructions and crowded tightly with Haruhi Suzumiya, Nagato Yuki and Wang Qiu as the center, who were holding the "Book of Time-Travel" together. It became a ball, but there was still some doubt in my heart.
After all, all this seems so incredible to any ordinary person that they lose the ability to judge.
"...This lady from Japan, is the new world we are going to really safe? If it is a fantasy world full of monsters and monsters, then it is better to continue to live in this world! At least the environment is familiar... ”
The eldest Ms. Sophie frowned, quietly approached Nagato Yuki's ear, and asked in a low voice in English.
"...Ahem, I'm more worried about how to extinguish Suzumiya Haruhi's curiosity and prevent her from continuing on the road to darkness."
Wang Qiu also frowned, leaned close to Nagato Yuki's other ear, and whispered in English, "...although in my memory, movies and stories whose main scenes take place on the beaches of Nanguo seem to be Quite a few, but if you say boring... I’m afraid it’s out of the question!”
"...Please have some confidence in my choice, everyone. That world is absolutely warm, absolutely safe, and absolutely boring..."
Nagato Yuki also whispered in English, "...Now, the space jump begins!"
Then, along with a brief dizziness... there was a pop and water splashing everywhere!
The first moment he arrived in the new world, Wang Qiu choked on a mouthful of fishy and bitter salt water, which almost made him roll his eyes...
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All in all, without pre-reconnaissance work, every time you travel is a gamble with your life.
——At the moment when he traveled to the next different world, accompanied by a wave of dizziness in his head, Wang Qiu immediately felt a lightness under his feet, followed by his body falling sharply.
Well? Could it be that the crossing position is in mid-air again, so another high-altitude fall is needed?
Fortunately, [Bamboo Dragonfly] was prepared in advance this time...he thought happily.
However, before Wang Qiu had time to recover his vision, or even take out the [Bamboo Dragonfly], his body had already fallen into a place filled with liquid.
Well, judging from the skin contact, it seems to be in the water.
The next moment, he was unprepared and was immediately given a large amount of water.
What's even worse is that the water is still salty, fishy and bitter.
Wang Qiu, who once swam in the beach park, immediately thought of the vast sea...or a saltwater lake?
Before he had time to think about it, he choked on the large mouthful of salt water and had an unusually strong urge to cough. The automatic rifle and marching backpack carried on his back became a complete burden in the water. Even though he subconsciously pushed his hands and feet, he was still gradually pulled down by the burden on his body. Soon, he took another sip of water, and his mind became more and more confused. His arms seemed to weigh a thousand pounds, and every stroke was draining the last of his strength.
Fortunately, at this critical moment, Wang Qiu, who was still a little dizzy, finally reacted, took out a lifebuoy from his pocket as quickly as possible, lay tightly on it, quickly got out of the water, and then wiped his face with his right hand. With a handful of hands, he endured the discomfort caused by the salt water washing his eyes, opened his eyes with difficulty, and began to take stock of the surrounding environment.
Surrounded by salty water, the endless water stretches to the end of the field of vision - this is exactly what the sea looks like!
A thin mist floats on the vast sea surface, and the sunlight shines through the mist, bright but not dazzling. The sky echoed with the calls of seagulls. The surrounding sea water is warm and clear, and the overall color is azure. And the water level is very shallow, only about four or five meters. You can even see the sand on the seabed clearly, and you can see countless colorful fish swimming around. In addition, there are living corals and starfish squirming that you have only seen on TV.
——It can be seen that this place should be in some tropical sea.
What makes Wang Qiu feel most at ease is the rather beautiful tropical island not far away - from Wang Qiu's point of view, this island is quite large, with tall and steep hills standing in the center, and the foothills of the mountains. Next to the beach, there are lush forests, mixed with a few odd-shaped rocks protruding from the beach. It looks like a vibrant southern scenery, which is really refreshing.
However, before Wang Qiu could start swimming towards that beautiful-looking tropical island, something strange happened under the sea next to it!
——Just a few meters away from his side, the originally calm water surface suddenly began to surge. The surging water splashes grew from small to large, rolling like boiling waves, transmitting energy to the surroundings one after another. Then, in the center of the boiling water waves, a slightly slender arm suddenly shot up, and a strong figure leaped like a fish, emerging from the water with countless splashes. It was completely different from Wang Qiu's previous embarrassment.
When the water splash fell, Wang Qiu saw the cheerful smiling face of Captain Haruhi Suzumiya, who was always full of energy.
"...Yo! Wang Qiu-kun!" Haruhi Suzumiya waved to Wang Qiu and said, "...It seems that we have indeed arrived at the seaside of the southern country! Do you know where this place is? Where are the others?"
"...Sorry, I didn't come here a few minutes earlier than you, so I really don't know these things. I'm really sorry..."
While Wang Qiu laughed at Haruhi Suzumiya, he leaned on the lifebuoy and opened the "Book of Time Travel"... and then he cursed secretly in his heart: "... Damn it! Sure enough, we have arrived at a place that is absolutely warm and safe. , and it’s an absolutely boring place!” - “The Book of Time Travel” clearly records: “…The scene change is completed, and everyone jumps into the world of “Robinson Crusoe”…”