Chapter 28, Robinson Crusoe Island (Part 1)
Unfortunately, Asahina Mikuru's wish was only 50% fulfilled.
As before, Kyon, who has always been unlucky, has unexpectedly become the unluckiest person in the SOS group once again.
"...Baa...Baa...Baa...Baa..."
"...Oh! Ahem! Damn it! Get out! Get out of here! Stop licking! You naughty sheep... Ahem..."
Under the seemingly overly bright tropical sun, a group of noisy and dirty little goats gathered curiously next to the fence, taking turns licking a strange thing that fell from the sky. The terrible fishy smell immediately poured into the nasal cavity, choking classmate A Xu to the point where he felt worse than death.
——In Mr. Robinson’s encyclopedia-like desert island career, he initially relied on hunting wild goats to obtain meat. However, his gunpowder reserves quickly dwindled in order to be able to eat regularly after the ammunition was exhausted. Mutton, Robinson decided to be self-reliant. Starting a few years ago, he first used traps to catch pregnant ewes and lambs, and then painstakingly built a large sheepfold.
By now, the number of goats he raised had multiplied to more than 40, and they were very fat on hay, barley and rice. This allowed Robinson not only to eat mutton at any time, but also to drink goat milk. Therefore, in order to prevent the goats inside from escaping, he made the fence very tall and tight, and filled the outside of the fence with small wooden stakes, which were inserted densely and numerously. Between the wooden stakes, I couldn't even put my hand in... So, the unfortunate student, Kyon, was trapped in this strong sheepfold and couldn't move for a while. Well, under normal circumstances, it does not seem difficult for a healthy and strong ordinary male high school student to climb a fence as high as one person. But the problem is that as a time-traveler who is plagued by bad luck, Xu, who fell from mid-air, was unlucky enough to break his leg when he fell into the sheepfold...
As a result, Xu, who had a broken leg and was dizzy from pain, had to lean against a rough fence, groaning and lying on the dirty ground full of sheep dung, enduring the inhumane onlookers of dozens of goats... ...plus being licked to death by dozens of sheep tongues.
Although if it weren't for the wet tongues of these goats, he would probably still be in pain and unconscious until now.
——Sadly, Kyon-san’s current position is actually very close to three **** girls, Asahina Mikuru, Minami Rika, and Marikawa Shizuka, probably only a few hundred meters apart. Unfortunately, because he was in a strange place, his view was blocked by fences and trees, and he was distracted by being licked by a group of noisy goats, so he never thought of calling for help... But soon, Ah Xu I had to start shouting for help.
Because, after these goats licked for a while, it seemed that Xu didn't resist much - in fact, the pain from his broken leg was severe, and he was too weak to resist... and they actually started to bite and tear with their mouths. He picked up his already tattered clothes and pants.
What's even worse is that these goats are not chewing on the insignificant trouser legs, but the crotch, which is very important to men...
"...Get away! You animals! If I couldn't beat you with a broken leg, I would have stewed you long ago..."
——The intimidating language cannot hide the weakness and powerlessness of the speaker, not to mention that the goats cannot understand his Japanese at all.
"...tear-"
——This was the sound of a pair of trousers that had been tortured, and it was not only the outer trousers that were torn, but also the boxer shorts underneath.
"...Elegant Butterfly——"
——After suddenly feeling a chill in his buttocks, the "shy" classmate Axu finally let out a heartbreaking howl.
"...Eh? I thought you heard Kyon-san's voice just now?"
In the orchard hut a few hundred meters away, Asahina Mikuru, who was eating grapes, suddenly put down the fruit and pricked up his ears.
"...Axon? Is he that guy who looks so lethargic?" Minami Rika, who was washing her face with stream water boredly, also raised her head, "...Uh, it seems that there is a very shameless man who is crying like a ghost... Shizuka Sauce, let’s go over and take a look! Remember to hold the gun!”
Next, the three sexy girls, Asahina Mikuru, Minami Rika and Marikawa Shizuka, followed the sound and left the orchard and walked into the sparse woods. Then they discovered a large sheep pen behind the trees, and ...A Kyon-san is dressed in rags and buttocks are bare! ,
At this moment, this unlucky male high school student was lying on his back and moaning in a very inelegant posture. His clothes and pants were all in pieces, and his entire lower body was exposed to the broad daylight. He was also riding a female. Sheep, and her face and hair were constantly licked by the wet sheep tongue...
So, facing such a visually impactful scene, the three **** girls were all shocked!
"...Ah...Kon-san, I never thought you would have such a strange hobby!"
After a while, Asahina Mikuru blushed and whispered, "...Can't humans and inflatable dolls satisfy your sexual fetishes?"
Teacher Shizuka Marikawa, who is the school nurse, exclaimed with excitement with sparkling eyes, "...Wow! Is this the legendary 'Beast Lover'? I only saw it in textbooks and comics in the past. I’ve been here before, and I thought it was just made up! I didn’t expect it to actually exist!”
"...Animal lover?" Nan Lixiang, who had relatively "pure" thoughts, blinked in confusion, "...What does this word mean?"
"...the so-called animal lovers, as the name suggests, are the kind of special hobby people who like to have sex with animals!"
Shizuka Marikawa shook her finger and narrated in a teacher-like manner, "...This thing is said to have originated from some nomadic people because they had the need to practice breeding animals. Although it sounds very perverted, it is actually Not uncommon in European and American countries, such as Germany, according to one. According to statistics from animal protection organizations, 500,000 animals die every year due to sexual intercourse between humans and animals. In ancient Japan, there were actually similar customs. For example, in the famous local movie "Narayama Setikao", there were people. ♀****Couple scenes...
Now, Li Xiangjiang, if you have ever raised a large male dog at home, you will probably have this experience: your pet will occasionally try to ride you from behind. If you are a normal person, you will probably just laugh and push the dog away, treating it as a normal joke. But 'animal lovers' won't - they will kneel down and do some incredible things depending on the situation... As for the specific things, I won't say more..."
——Listening to Teacher Marikawa Shizuka’s absurd description with joyful expression, Asahina Mikuru immediately covered her eyes with her hands and did not dare to look anymore, her face turned as red as cooked shrimp. Even Nan Lixiang, who was relatively calm at first, looked back at Kyon who was being ridden by a goat, and her eyes became more and more weird... And Kyon, a student with a broken leg who was already shy, angry and in pain, was almost angry. His eyes almost went black and he fainted.
So... inhale, exhale, facial muscles work at full speed, spitting skills at full speed, Ashon's spitting cannon, shoot!
"...Don't look at me like you're a pervert! Do you think my posture looks like I'm having sex? I'm not the kind of pervert who fucks with goats! Your thinking is going to collapse. How bad do you have to be to think like this! Didn’t you see that my legs are broken and I can’t get up? Also, someone come here and rescue me from this stinking place——” ……咩——”