Chapter 41: Pregnancy Escape Technique for Losing All Mortality
Golden sand beaches, golden sun, clear pure water, and equally clear sunny skies.
On the edge of the beach, at the foot of tall coconut trees, there are several deck chairs. The dense branches and leaves sway with the sea breeze, shielding the guests under the trees from the scorching sun. The sea breeze blowing through the woods seems to be filled with the sweet aroma of tropical fruits.
——As Wang Qiu, Ma Tong, Nan Lixiang, Marikawa Shizuka, as well as Doraemon, Nagato Yuki and others who got the news, they successively traveled through space and entered the world of "Robinson Crusoe". The desolate island that has been uninhabited since ancient times has gradually become more or less popular.
The female time travellers, who had been wild prostitutes on the uninhabited island for four full months, finally happily put on their long-lost clothes and used the coveted toilet paper with tears of joy. In an instant, they seemed to have emerged from the wilderness. The land returned to the civilized world.
However, is there a wild place in this world where you can eat steak, French fries, fried chicken nuggets, red wine, Coke, hamburgers and sushi rolls every day?
"...It turns out that both women are pregnant, and Miss Max is pregnant with twins..."
Sitting on a lounge chair in the shade of a tree, watching Doraemon use a portable device to produce B-ultrasound result reports for pregnant women, Ma Tong could not help but shake his head and sigh, "...Uncle Robinson is in the desert. Dao's desire to sow seeds, which he had been suppressing for more than ten years, was hit with one blow in the last two attacks of his life, and was burned out. After absorbing the life essence of the fathers and reproducing the descendants... Oh, this is really... How can one complain about it? Pure natural and pollution-free male essence, it is a double success? For future generations, Uncle Robinson should die with no regrets.”
"...For us, these are not the most important things, Senior Sister Ma Tong. What is really worth noting is why pregnant women were removed from the "Book of Time Travel" - when did that cruel and ruthless Lord God become so humane? Now, we are still giving maternity leave to pregnant women?”
Wang Qiu, who was standing under the coconut tree holding the "Book of Time Travel", glanced sideways at her, "...just now I tried to ask Doraemon to shrink Caroline and Max and put them into dimensional pockets and take them to Nobi's house. , he actually succeeded in one attempt! It’s unbelievable! If he had known that there was such a shortcut to save his life, those unlucky women who had died without their bodies in the infinite space would have been looking for men all over the world to knock them down in order to save their lives. ”
——In the infinite space that is always haunted by death and blood, and continues with conspiracy and fighting, those little freshness, little luck, and little things who cannot change their "innocent and pure" heart still think that the whole world will revolve around them. Fresh meat, hippies, little bourgeois, butter boys and other new types of people are usually the quickest to die on the streets. The remaining people will soon understand the truth that they must do whatever it takes to survive. If they can get rid of this nightmare by just getting pregnant, I think many female reincarnations will break through the lower limit and sell their coquettish clothes everywhere to get pregnant...< br>
"...After I reported the situation to my superiors, based on the analysis and judgment research results given by the latest feedback from the 'Galaxy Information Integration Thought Body', the reason for this situation should be due to the original program of the 'Lord God' system. There is a BUG..."
Nagato Yuki tapped a sci-fi-style microcomputer with both hands, and at the same time said indifferently, "...while pulling the reincarnation into the infinite space, the main god system will give Each of them is marked with a unique distinguishing mark, not as some people think In this way, it depends entirely on the watch to identify it - according to what you have seen before, there are many reincarnations who have lost their hands and feet in the world of horror movies. Naturally, some of them have their right hands cut off and lose their watches, but as long as you can persist to the end , they still successfully returned to the main god space
But the problem is that if a female reincarnation becomes pregnant in the plot world, a mark will fall on two people, thus forming a program BUG, just like the website corresponding to one URL becomes two, or one The same license plate number is used by both vehicles at the same time.
The situation of Caroline and Max seems to be even more complicated: the male genetic factor provider of the fetus in their abdomen is not another reincarnation, but the plot character Robinson, and he is also the only male protagonist! Therefore, on the basis of the previous pregnancy bug, more logical bugs appeared - Robinson is a plot character, and the children of the plot character should naturally be plot characters. The plot characters are outside the direct management scope of the main god system. . Unfortunately, this newly born plot character is temporarily an inseparable part of the body of the reincarnation. So should the Lord God regard Caroline and Max as plot characters or as reincarnations? This is another place where BUG exists.
Of course, if it is running normally, the intelligent system of the 'Lord God' should soon fix the above-mentioned bug and reset the marks on the pregnant woman. Whether it is turning the fetus into a reincarnation, or directly forcing an abortion, it can Eliminate BUG. However, the current disabled version of the main god system has been basically collapsed by Haruhi Suzumiya-san, and cannot work properly at all. Even the most basic programs have been almost destroyed, so the entire system has completely lost the ability to adjust itself. Even the tiniest and simplest logic BUG cannot be automatically fixed.
This leads to a very strange situation - if a female reincarnation becomes pregnant in the plot space, the main god system will have a recognition disorder, and will completely fall into logic when the female body reaches about three months of pregnancy. If they make a mistake, the mark given to them will also be forced to disappear automatically. And as a result, they were removed from the "Book of Time Travel", and they can be easily taken out of the plot world like plot characters, or they will no longer be disturbed by the tasks issued by the Lord God, and live quietly in this plot world forever - because they have already It has nothing to do with the main god system!
As for whether the above-mentioned bug will have a permanent impact, that is, after pregnant female reincarnations have a miscarriage or give birth, will the marks on their bodies be restored by the 'Lord God' again. And what kind of group of people should the children they gave birth to be classified into... This needs further research and investigation. I personally think that given the current situation of the main god system, it is more likely that this mark will not be restored..."
"...Hey, there are some things that are too complicated, so there is no need to study them. That's almost enough, Nagato-san. Anyway, the main gods at the moment have been tortured by Haruhi Suzumiya until they almost fell apart. Those unlucky ones trapped inside Newcomers will not receive any more tasks in the first place...
To put it simply, at least for now, if a woman trapped in the plot world becomes pregnant, then she can regain her freedom and escape the control of the main god system without any reward points? Well, this is really an escape route that can be said to have lost all moral integrity..."
Wang Qiu stretched out, put his hands behind his head, and muttered, "...but it seems to be quite effortless. At least it is much easier than the past practice of desperately changing the plot to earn points...Eh? Ma Tongxue Sister, why are you looking at me with such strange eyes?”
Feeling the mixed emotions of fear, worry, entanglement, and happiness in Ma Tong's eyes, he couldn't help but scratch his hair and asked strangely.
"...Um...Xiao Qiuqiu, are you regretting it now? When you first entered "School Apocalypse" to save me, you didn't know this quick escape method to open the back door! Haha, this really doesn't work. ! Although we have known each other since childhood and often took baths together before we entered middle school, we are not close enough to have sex with you and give birth to your child!" Ma Tong laughed dryly and stammered.
"...Pfft - cough, cough, cough, cough!" Wang Qiu, who was drinking ice-cold Coke, couldn't help but spit out a sip of the drink, followed by a heartbreaking cough, "...please, my dear. Toilet-senpai! What do you think I am? Or a stallion? Or that kind of legendary neutrality? Long Aotian, the harem king type who aspires to be the "world's clother"? Moreover, it seems that I have never had any idea of you, but you have already slept with my woman... Well, okay, what are they doing now? Whether she can be considered 'my woman' seems to be a question mark at the moment."
Wang Qiu couldn't help but roll his eyes at first, and then looked back at the female school doctor Marikawa Shizuka who was explaining pregnancy knowledge to two pregnant women, and the female special police officer Nan Lixiang who was happily shooting birds. He muttered to himself without any resentment - after having a super friendly physical relationship with a pair of lily girls, there will be such troubles: you think you are hugging each other, enjoying the blessings of everyone, and living a harem life. winner. But in the blink of an eye, the beauties in your harem have abandoned you and are getting ready to get married! !
Well, the Lily couple will be the Lily couple! Anyway, China has gradually adapted to the world trend and begun to gradually recognize homosexuality as legal. If Shizuka Marikawa and Rika Minami adopted Hansel and Gretel after getting married... Wow, that would be a whole bunch of cute animals!
And in Wang Qiu's view, Lily Girl is a very loving creature. Not only is it very eye-catching, but she also has the potential to buy one and get one free. Not to mention that this pair of lily girls with big breasts and fat buttocks have already slept in their own beds, and have had many physically and mentally pleasurable negative distance body fluid exchanges with me... But the problem is, you two are married, and you are What kind of identity do I have when I'm lying together?
A cohabitation type who has established a long-term and stable relationship, or a crazy landlord who allows you to pay rent with your flesh? No matter how you think about it, it feels weird!
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While Wang Qiu was thinking so wildly, Nagato Yuki used a calm and serious tone and said something that completely destroyed his integrity:
"...In fact, I think this idea is of great reference value, Wang Qiujun. If you want to rescue those women trapped in infinite space as quickly and conveniently as possible, it is necessary to make full use of the above-mentioned system BUG. . Therefore, for the sake of the safety and peace of the multiverse, please be polite and find a way to get them pregnant as soon as possible!"
——As soon as Nagato Yuki finished speaking, Senior Sister Ma Tong immediately ran out of the distance with a "whoosh", and looked back at Wang Qiu with eyes that seemed to be looking at a pile of rancid garbage. Wang Qiu himself felt his blood pressure soar, his forehead veins twitching, and he didn't know what to complain about.
Hey hey! It’s so shameless not to bring it! Ms. Nagato, do you want me to "save the world with a swing of the stick" and become the number one scumbag in the multiverse? Have you ever thought about what it would be like when a large group of women came to my door with their bellies bulging or their children in their arms, crying and asking me to be "responsible"?
Fortunately, Wang Qiu knew from the beginning that Nagato Yuki is an alien agent under the Galaxy Information Integration Thought Body, and his sulcus circuitry and way of thinking are not at the same frequency as ordinary earthlings... Therefore, in After taking a deep breath and barely suppressing the urge to curse, he still forced out a smile and replied to Nagato Yuki as calmly as possible:
"...I'm sorry, Nagato-san, your suggestion is simply not feasible. I am not the kind of male protagonist Long Aotian who can afford to raise a huge harem, nor am I an African-American who refuses to accept his words. I'm not a soft rice king who can get a group of women to support me... Oh, hell, what on earth am I talking about? Ahem, in short, I really can't break through the basic bottom line and do such a shameless thing. …”
However, due to the huge differences in thinking and concepts, Nagato Yuki obviously did not correctly understand the meaning of Wang Qiu's words.
"...Are you worried that your **** function is too weak to handle so many women? There is no need to worry about this issue at all."
Nagato Yuki seemed to blink in confusion, "... Regarding the mating work of impregnating female reincarnations, you can definitely find a man over there in the plot world to do it for you. And this can create a double logic bug, Maybe the effect will be better..."
In an instant, Wang Qiu felt as if something in his heart had been shattered, and an important string in his mind had snapped.
——Inhale, exhale, open your mind, enter maximum power, Wang Qiupai Tucao Cannon is ready, target Nagato Yuki, launch! ! ! "...First of all, there is absolutely no problem with my reproductive function! Please apologize to my self-esteem as a man! Nagato-kun! Secondly, your second suggestion is even more undesirable - find a man in the story world Push down the strong female reincarnation? Please? Do you think I am a brothel owner or a pimp? And I am still a voluntary worker who does not charge agency fees! How perverted do you think I am? Ah? ! ”