Chapter 43, Troubles (Part 1)
At this moment, in the newly famous "Max & Caroline's Handmade Dessert Shack", next to a long table next to the floor-to-ceiling windows, Doraemon, Ma Tong, Koizumi Kazuki and Nagato Yuki They were sitting in a circle around the table, watching the two pregnant women busy with their big bellies, drinking large cups of milk tea or coffee, and tasting various homemade special cakes in this store.
——I have to admit it, Max. Blake, a bold black-haired girl from the American lower class, is really good at baking cakes. Even a die-hard Dorayaki fan like Doraemon is full of praise for her taste. , I still want to eat after eating.
"...It seems that business is going very well. This is reassuring! At least a problem has been solved."
Doraemon gnawed on a piece of cream cake and muttered in a somewhat unclear voice, "...Anyway, seeing them now able to settle down and start a family, a stone in my heart finally fell to the ground...Thank you very much." Help, Koizumi-kun!" He said to Kazuki Koizumi.
——The organization behind Kazuki Koizumi’s classmate made great efforts in settling Max and Caroline, two American girls from the parallel world. They almost single-handedly took care of registering household registration, purchasing a store, applying for licenses, and helping Ordering store furniture and cooking utensils for baking cakes, coordinating the relationship with the shopping street association, and even warning nearby street bullies not to mess around, etc. All the work can be said to be a great contribution...
Of course, with this organization's terrifying ability to allocate protection fees to the White House and Wall Street tycoons, the above-mentioned trivial matters are really nothing.
(The basic function of this organization is the "Suzumiya Haruhi Countermeasures Committee". Its main task is to prevent Suzumiya Haruhi from having a sudden burst of imagination and running wild with supernatural powers, leading to the destruction of the entire human civilization world. The specific working method is to use the power of Suzumiya Haruhi to Flag to blackmail the whole world)
"...Actually, it's nothing! I just informed the organization, and someone took care of all these things."
Koizumi Kazuki pretended to be cool and smoothed his hair, "...In addition, the organization also helped them solve their personal identity issues...Caroline! Max! Come here! I have something good for you. !" He turned and waved at the counter.
"...Hi! Here we come! Little handsome guy!" Although she is already five months pregnant, Max, a black-haired girl, is still as bold and bold as before, and her hearing is also very sharp. "...You seemed to have said just now What good news is coming? Do you want to tell me now?”
"...That's right, Miss Caroline and Miss Max, I am now happy to inform you that you are no longer a gangster! The organization has obtained a complete set of legal documents and complete file certificates for you, and soon you will be I can have a legal identity in the United States of this world!”
Kazuki Koizumi replied with a smile, "...This is not a crudely made and haphazardly made-up fake document like those found in black shops on the streets, but a genuine document used by the U.S. intelligence agency to make extra money! Wait until next month, and the U.S. side will Send me your passport and stuff, and you can go to New York to see it. Although it’s not the same New York, I think it won’t be too different for now.”
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"...Really? Are there corresponding records in the federal government's household registration management system?" Caroline, who was born in an upper-class society, asked in surprise.
"...Of course, everything is genuine! These things were originally prepared by agents assigned to the mission by the CIA!"
Kazuki Koizumi snapped his fingers coolly, "...But now that the Cold War has been over for so many years, everyone has long stopped talking about ideology and has turned to focusing on money! Even the CIA has to be self-reliant. , think of ways to make extra money and save a small nest egg!”
Since the end of the Cold War, without powerful enemies and a noble sense of mission to "defend the free world," the United States' intelligence agencies have rapidly begun to corrupt. A large number of agents have become less conscientious and sacrificial as before, and more I began to think about myself, thinking about the house, car and bills all day long, and making money my top priority - "Half a century of hard Cold War is over, now is the time to enjoy it!"
Among them, those front-line combatants have been colluding with various drug lords and arms dealers, and they have been extremely happy to collect money; the civilian staff in the rear have created several high-profit points by relying on their wisdom and connections. Side business, including making false certificates, or "identity trafficking" - the fake certificates produced by the CIA are certainly different from ordinary fake certificate traffickers. , all are original and genuine, with complete information, complete background information and identity information for inquiry, and are even recorded in the federal government’s household registration management system. Even academic qualifications and driver’s licenses are genuine, which is equivalent to relying on state machinery. With his power, he fabricated a group of living "non-existent people": if you want to deceive the enemy, you must first deceive your own people!
Originally, these specially concocted "non-existent persons" were false identities used by American agents sent on missions. However, after the end of the Cold War, they became an excellent commodity for civilian personnel of intelligence agencies to make extra money. Each false identity is said to have It can often be sold for millions of dollars - countless internationally wanted criminals and even terrorists who want to clear their names are eager to do it, and they are even happy to lose their money for it. Unfortunately, they are often unable to get in.
Fortunately, with the terrifying energy of the organization behind Kazuki Koizumi, it is not difficult to buy a few such identities - in fact, they directly greeted the President of the United States and asked the helpless Mr. President for two fake identity.
"...Originally, these two false identities used other people's names, so you had to change your names. However, the organization trustee discussed with the White House and directly used the presidential authority to modify all the records. This way You can return to your country under your real name.”
Kazuki Koizumi said with a smile, seeming to show off the power of his organization, "...Of course, just in case, the organization advises you not to rush back to the country in the short term, but as an American expatriate. , let’s talk about living in Tokyo for a while - although we have some influence in the United States, it is not like in Japan where we can provide you with various protections and conveniences at any time..."
"...Please rest assured that we really have no way to repay you for your great kindness, so we will never cause you any trouble."
After being stunned for a long time, Caroline replied with a wry smile, "...What's more, in this parallel world that does not belong to us, whether Tokyo or New York, they are all equally strange to us visitors from other worlds... Maybe It’s better to start a new business in a different environment.”
"...I think so too. Thank you so much for your enthusiastic care! You are really a good group of people." Max also echoed.
"...You're welcome, this is what we should do, everything is for world peace...Ah, Wang Qiujun is back!" Kazuki Koizumi, who was given a good guy card, was smiling and wanted to say more. What did he say, but he saw Wang Qiu, the delivery man, pushing the door open and walking in.