Chapter 47, Urban Management Dog Tooth International Column
The Urban Management Dog Tooth International Column, an organization with a very tongue-in-cheek name, is one of the main official forces on the supernatural front in contemporary China based on its actual performance.
At this moment, according to organizational transfers and assignments, Wang Qiu, who will be a junior in the first half of this year and will be a senior in the second half of the year, has ignorantly joined the Urban Management Dog Tooth International Column as an intern. Honored to be a member of our country's supernatural front.
Well, by the way, he is also a senior reincarnation who has successfully escaped from the infinite space. Along with Doraemon, Haruhi Suzumiya, and Nohara Shinnosuke, he stands at the top of the food chain and can easily control the wind and rain and destroy the world. They are quite friendly. Then, as an old comrade who had also experienced in the infinite space, Professor Guo Jingguo extended an invitation to Wang Qiu in an official name that could not be refused.
"...Classmate Wang Qiu, first of all, thank you for your help and rescue in the time and space of the late Northern Song Dynasty. Secondly, a situation like yours falls exactly within the jurisdiction of our department. Please rest assured, Comrade Xiao Wang, if someone like you People with strange experiences and special abilities, in the country In fact, there are so many psychics! People with supernatural powers! Adventurers and magicians who have come back from other worlds! There are many of them in our city. There is no need to worry about being used as a guinea pig for research.
But on the other hand, Comrade Xiao Wang, you should also know that if a person with special powers like you cannot be used by the country and is subject to official restrictions, it will be very dangerous to both the country and yourself - —Because it will pose a great potential threat to social order, I hope you can carefully consider my suggestions and not make wrong choices that will embarrass everyone...
Of course, organizations are not just about obligations but not rewards. If you make sacrifices and contributions to the country, you will naturally get corresponding benefits. Please believe that the party and organization will definitely give you appropriate treatment and provide you with some special conveniences based on your needs..."
In this dusty and messy office, Professor Guo had a kind and gentle smile on his face, but he spoke threatening words to Wang Qiu. Then, he first handed over a thick stack of trial contracts to Wang Qiu, then turned around and took out a small gadget from his pocket, raised his hand and threw it accurately into Wang Qiu's hand, "...Nuo, Young man, with this black dog tooth representing our unit, from now on, we will be good comrades fighting side by side! I hope we can continue to cooperate sincerely in the days to come, and we must work together!”
Wang Qiu took it and took a look and found that it was a small tooth-shaped pendant made of obsidian. On the front was engraved the seal script Chinese character for "hound's tooth", and on the back was the English translation of "hound's tooth" and a sickle and hammer party emblem. There is a hole in the root, and it seems that it can be hung around the neck or mobile phone with a rope.
Looking at the stack of trial contracts in his hand, as well as the "Chinese and Western" black dog tooth badge, combined with the extremely awkward name of this organization, Wang Qiu suddenly seemed to feel the embarrassment of the whole world pouring into his heart. , a desire to complain suddenly emerged from my chest.
——Based on his past experience in time-travel novels, Wang Qiu knew very well after returning from the infinite world that people with strange abilities like him (although Wang Qiu has been deprived of physical enhancement at the moment, in addition to knowing many foreign languages) Outside is just a common person A normal college student, but possessing a dimensional pocket that connects to the world of Doraemon and the "Book of Time Travel" that can enter infinite space, it can be considered a kind of special ability). If you keep hiding your identity with your tail between your legs, you will never be known to others. , then that’s fine. But once exposed to the sun, it cannot be used by the country and must be tabooed by the country... But judging from the situation where Wang Qiu must constantly rescue people from infinite space, it is almost impossible not to be exposed
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Although in many domineering time-travel novels, the protagonists with special powers are often full of desire for power. To put it simply, they only want to control people and do not want to be controlled. Naturally, they are wary of the state machinery that may curb their misdeeds. , full of hostility.
But Wang Qiu has no such delusions - first, after experiencing so many life-and-death dangers, he has clearly understood that time travel does not mean success and happiness, but a big adventure of a narrow escape. Those time-travel novels of the novice type are just using the image of the protagonist Long Aotian to vent the author's envy and jealousy of corrupt officials and luxurious rich people, and cater to the preferences of teenagers and middle-aged people who are greedy for pleasure or have paranoid fantasies; Chapter 2 Second, his so-called Special abilities cannot be used in the real world. The reason why he can control the wind and rain in other worlds is mostly due to unreliable foreign aid like Doraemon. If one day this blue-skinned cat pays off his debts and gives up his job, he will I'm afraid that Tiantian should not be called and earth and earth will not work.
——Since we don’t have the capital to fight against the country, and there is no possibility of remaining secretive forever, and we even urgently need reinforcements, then we might as well cooperate with the country honestly! If you can take the opportunity to sneak into the system, it will be somewhat beneficial, right?
But the problem is, even if you want to have an official identity, you have to be reliable, right? What is this urban management canine international column?
So...inhale, exhale, concentrate, grasp the theme, the Wang Qiupai Tucao Cannon is fully charged, and fire again!
"...Professor Guo, although you seemed to have missed a few words with me during the time and space of the Northern Song Dynasty, I am not completely unprepared for being absorbed by the state. But the question is...why once You want to give me seven contracts, from the National Security Bureau to the General Staff to the Ministry of Public Security - what kind of unit is this? And why is it a labor dispatch contract? It is too strange to let a labor dispatch worker work as a national security officer! ”
After a group of three consecutive complaints, Wang Qiu took a breath, frowned and looked at the last contract, shook his head and continued to wonder, "...and the last contract, it is all written in foreign languages. . It looks like Western alphabet characters, but it’s not English, not French, not German, not Spanish, not Italian, and not even Russian... I can't understand a single word of the sixteen languages I learned with Doraemon using the [Universal Dream Learning Device]! Which language is this thing written in? Forgive me for saying something ugly, Professor Guo, we have been friends since we fought together, so please don’t try to fool me with a contract of prostitution!”
"...Oh, slow down, slow down, you asked so many questions in one breath, I have to think about it and answer you one by one.
Ahem, first of all, since Japan can let temporary workers who have not graduated from high school to manage nuclear reactors, why can't we Chinese let dispatch workers work as national security? Which is more harmful, an intelligence leak or a nuclear disaster? So, young people, you should learn to be calm! Secondly, regarding asking you to sign seven trial contracts at one time, it is because of the special organizational structure of our unit - I will tell you about this in detail in the future. Ahem, as for the last contract, it was written in Esperanto, and it came from the biggest source: the International Exorcism Column of the Communist International..."
Professor Guo adjusted his reading glasses on the bridge of his nose and replied, "...To be honest, even I can't understand this Esperanto, so just sign it."
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——The so-called Esperanto is a language founded by Polish Jew Dr. Zamenhof in 1888 based on the Indo-European language family. Dr. Zamenhof hopes that mankind can use this language to achieve mutual understanding between nations and eliminate Hatred and war, to realize the human family of equality and fraternity. In a sense, this new language is also a by-product of the world revolution that year. It symbolizes the sages’ hope that working people around the world can break through the barriers of various languages and truly unite... However, despite Dr. Zamenhof’s invention The original intention of this language is to eliminate language barriers in international exchanges so that people of all races and colors around the world can live in harmony like brothers and sisters in the same human family. But in fact, up until now, the number of people in the world who can master Esperanto, even according to the most optimistic statistics, is only about 100,000, which is far less than the people who understand ancient Latin and ancient Greek, and probably the same as some people. Indian tribal languages are spoken by quite a few people...
No way, who is willing to spend a lot of time and energy to learn a strange language that has no idea where it will be used?
"...Nani?! You actually wrote the contract in Esperanto?! This organization is really international! How many people in the world can understand it?"
Wang Qiu felt that all the strings of rationality in his mind were completely broken, and he was speechless for a moment, "...Moreover, a violent unit affiliated with a world-wide proletarian alliance such as the International Column, a high-end and high-end organization, can actually Hanging under our Chinese urban management? ...Wait a minute, I remember it was recorded in the history textbook in middle school that the Communist International was disbanded in 1943?"
"...Well, young man, there are many things you don't know in this world! What you just said is just the Third International in the surface world, but it belongs to the international communist exorcism column in the underground world. But from The First International of Marx’s era continues to this day!”
Professor Guo sighed and said calmly, "...It's a pity that the Communist International is so poor that not only does it not pay us salaries or allocate funds, it also always mobilizes us to donate money... So we usually use the Ignore the instructions. Just sign this contract casually and treat it as if you are here. Which online forum should you sign up for? If you are really worried, it doesn't matter if you just sign a screen name, a pen name, a nickname or a player name - anyway, they are just trying to attract people to make up the numbers, so that they can brag about the power of the Communist International. There are millions of members around the world and so on..."
Damn it, why does the Communist International of the 21st century sound like a pyramid scheme? Where has the revolutionary spirit of seeking truth from facts gone?
Hey, ignore him, just sign your name on the contract - I just don’t know if there is any Esperanto translation software on the Internet?
Wang Qiudeng couldn't help but roll his eyes when he heard it, and his mind was opened at the same time, but Professor Guo continued slowly, "...Actually, Comrade Xiao Wang, I haven't reported your specific situation to my superiors yet. report to the unit, because before confirming your abnormal situation, I can’t even be sure whether I am Did I really travel through the time and space of the Northern Song Dynasty, become a god for a time, reverse the humiliation of Jingkang, and see the grace of Yue Fei and Yue Wumu with my own eyes; or maybe I just had a strange dream in my mind... Until now, I That’s what relieved my hanging heart.”
He stood up and poured Wang Qiu a cup of hot tea, opened a thick leather-covered notebook, and took out a pen from his pocket, "...Okay, now you can tell me that after I return to the real world, Have you traveled to those places again and rescued anyone?”
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So, at dusk that day, senior Ma Tong, who was selling toilets at a stall in the ceramics market, was also called to the urban management building by a phone call, and then Professor Guo, who was enthusiastic about recruiting new people, forced a bunch of trial contracts that had just been printed out. , plus a black dog tooth carved from obsidian... He was also ignorantly and semi-forced into the urban management dog tooth international column, and became a glorious member of our country's supernatural front.
However, although senior Ma Tong, who has been unemployed for a long time after graduation, has no objection to entering the system to work for the country, she seems to be very dissatisfied with the "urban management canine international column", a special Chinese official supernatural force organization with a weird name. look.
"...Not to mention why even this kind of secret front work can be done in such a weird way as labor dispatch. Before I sign these contracts, can you answer one of my more important confusions - why do we The country actually uses urban management to deal with supernatural issues Question? No matter how you look at it, this administrative level seems a bit low! In some novels I have read, it seems that professionals such as Dragon Team agents should be responsible for this... eh ,Did I say something wrong?”
——Ma Tong suddenly noticed very keenly that when she mentioned the word "dragon group" just now, Wang Qiu and Professor Guo suddenly exchanged a rather strange look, and their expressions seemed to become a little... entangled?
"...Ahem, this question...let me explain it! Before you came here, I just asked Professor Guo about this matter."
After a moment of silence, Wang Qiu coughed lightly, cleared his throat, and said, "... Well... Theoretically speaking, there is indeed a very famous Dragon Group in China's Ministry of National Security. That's right..."
"...Theoretically?" Ma Tong blinked and immediately heard the overtone of the words, "...What about in practice?"
"...Actually, according to Professor Guo, in the dragon group office of the Beijing General Bureau of National Security, either the kind of beer-bellied uncle who spends the day with a newspaper and a cup of tea, who only wants to eat and wait to die, or who rarely comes in a week A rich second-generation official and a second-generation fashionable young man who works hard all day long to drive cars and dance for excitement... In short, the so-called dragon group is just like the Party History Office, which is mainly used to provide temporary jobs for 'certain people' to earn free wages... …”
Wang Qiu shrugged his shoulders, spread his hands and said, "...So, please don't have too many expectations for the real dragon group."
Ma Tong was stunned for a moment, "...the legendary Dragon Group...is actually so virtuous? Then who should do the actual work?"
"...Ahem, of course we can only rely on our Urban Management Dog Tooth International Column! Hey, this is the so-called comprehensive law enforcement!"
Professor Guo coughed dryly and interjected. At the same time, he pointed to his nose with some depression, and then took out a lot of documents from his pocket. The top one was from the National Security Bureau, and there was a golden dragon with teeth and claws drawn on the cover. "...Look, we have all the certificates of various units here, and they are all genuine! Because they have all subcontracted the work!"
Wang Qiu also sighed, spread out the seven trial contracts pushed over by Professor Guo on the table, pointed at them one by one and explained to Ma Tong:
"...The unit Professor Guo tricked us into joining is the Urban Management Dog Tooth International Column."
"...But we are also equivalent to joining the dragon group of Guoan!"
"...In addition, we also have the sign of the Supernatural Military Intelligence Division of the General Staff!"
"...Theoretically, we are still the super SWAT team of the Ministry of Public Security!"
"...On the other hand, we are the Chinese branch of the International Exorcism Column of the Communist International! Although I registered with an online name!"
"...As for the one who really gives us orders, it is actually the Paranormal Phenomenon Processing Office under the ***."
"...and the one that pays salaries to most of our members is a labor service company with a special background - because in this unit, only a small number of people can be mixed into the public institution establishment and civil servant establishment. The others are temporary It’s really sad to be a labor dispatch worker on the job! So I can only get a temporary worker-level salary even though I have a seven-dollar job, and I don’t even get a dime during my internship!”
Wang Qiu spread his hands and concluded to Ma Tong, "...But what's even more sad is that we seem to have no choice - there seem to be many guys like us! So we'd better sign the contract, Senior Sister Ma Tong. After all, you are treated as a temporary worker, with a salary to some extent. My contract is still that of an intern! Before I graduate from college, I don’t even have a salary, and I don’t know whether I will take care of my job..." He muttered with a depressed look on his face.
"...What what? There is such a perverted unit in the world?" Ma Tong was almost confused when he heard it. "...It is already a big problem for others to accept dual leadership, but this unit actually wants to Accepting the leadership of the seventh level? How did such a strange unit come about? ”
"...To be honest, I feel very strange about this, but I haven't had time to ask yet." Wang Qiu shrugged and looked up at Professor Guo.
"...Ahem! Regarding this issue, it actually has a very complicated historical origin. It must start with the birth process of this unit..." Facing the inquiring eyes of the two juniors, Professor Guo coughed and drank. He took a sip of tea and said, "...First of all, let me make it clear that you are There is nothing wrong with the materialistic worldview learned in school, so there were originally no gods and devils in this world, let alone supernatural phenomena. However, since the emergence of human beings, more people have been delusional all day long, and there have been various kinds of phenomena. Such supernatural phenomena..."