Chapter 47, Angel (God of Plague) Home Delivery (Part 1)
In the Doge's Palace of Venice, in a spacious and beautifully decorated and clean lounge, a group of angels with wings on their backs and halos of light hanging above their heads, but with haggard faces and seemingly very tired faces, were stumbling around. The floor was scattered in every corner of the room, and he was dozing off with his eyes narrowed.
Warm sunlight shines through the stained glass inlaid on the window frame and falls on the smooth oak floor, leaving a hazy halo. A sleepy silence filled the room, with only inaudible snoring echoing faintly.
Then, with two crisp knocks on the door, the smiling Doge of Venice, Andrea. Dandolo pushed open the door and entered.
"...Dear angels, the business in the city of Geneva has been settled, and their city hall is willing to donate three thousand gold florins for salvation! In addition, the local church also expressed its willingness to fully obey the Pope's latest edict and completely Accept doctrinal changes regarding cats…”
"...Three thousand gold coins! So stingy..." Wang Qiu, who was dozing on the table, rubbed his eyes, raised his head, shook his wrinkled wings, and said in an unsatisfied tone, "... With such a small amount of money, are they sending beggars away? Is their life so cheap? ”
"...I'm sorry, in this world, there are only a few cities as wealthy as Venice. For a small mountain town like Geneva to be able to spend three thousand gold coins, they have done their best." Governor Andre replied, "... …Switzerland is, after all, a poor place that produces nothing except goats, but But it's stuck on the main road across the Alps, which is closely related to our country's trade routes. Moreover, Mr. Doraemon, who manages the 'Miraculous Gate' (i.e., the [Random Gate]), also agreed...so please Angels, for the sake of our country, please make another hard trip over there!”
——Unlike the permanent neutral country of later generations, which is famous for its high-end clocks, banks, and a large number of international organizations and international conferences, with beautiful scenery and highly affluent residents, the Swiss in the Middle Ages lived a very miserable life. At that time, the Swiss were despised paupers throughout Europe: during the Renaissance, the wealth of Switzerland as a whole was perhaps not as great as that of a small city in Italy!
Of course, there were poorer places in Europe than Switzerland at that time, but they were basically in remote corners that no one cared about. Switzerland was located at the core of Western Europe, with rich neighbors on all sides, and the richest country in the north to the south. Italian urban agglomeration, so the poor Swiss who stayed among a group of rich neighbors were infinitely miserable and depressed. Since the barren hometown could not support many people, and the local lords exploited them fiercely, those strong Swiss men had to work as mercenaries, exchanging their lives for a bite of bread. In the end, they actually achieved the reputation of Swiss mercenaries...< br>
Let's put it this way, Italians during the Renaissance looked at Switzerland just like modern Indians look at Tibet. They looked down upon and looked down upon, but they still attached great importance to this land that hung high above their heads, and at least they had to control it from all aspects... So , the Governor of Venice would speak good words for them - the Genevans promised only three thousand gold coins to the angels, but the unequal treaty signed with Venice was far more than that!
"...Okay! Just three thousand! There's really no way." Hearing that Doraemon, a good old man, had been fooled into agreeing, Wang Qiu, who was originally a little uninterested, couldn't believe it, so he nodded. , "...Well...who still has the energy to go to Geneva?"
He muttered softly and looked around the room, only to find that the other "angels" seemed to be even more tired than himself. They were all half awake and half asleep, not even bothering to raise their heads. Especially the blond Shizuka Marikawa, who seems to have become a main force in saving the world these days because of her appearance and demeanor (naturally stupid?), which is very Virgin-like, and also has the warm-heartedness of a medical worker. She appears everywhere. I have done so many postures, and now I am extremely tired. I lay down on the bench with my butt raised in an extremely inelegant posture, snoring loudly, and I am not afraid that the pair of foul huge vaginas will be crushed into small cakes. ……
Just when Wang Qiu sighed, dragged his sore body, stood up unsteadily, spread out the "angel wings" on his back again, and prepared to show off again by himself, two little ones finally appeared. volunteers stepped forward.
"...Brother, can you let me and my sister go together this time? We also want to experience the feeling of being a savior!"
——The pair of silver-haired twins, Hansel and Gretel, who were rescued from the world of "Black Lagoon" before, are wearing snow-white ancient Greek robes, with small wings spread out behind their backs, looking very cute together. Blinking her eyes, Chu Chu pitifully prayed to Wang Qiu.
"...Oh, then I'll let you experience it this time," Wang Qiu yawned and sat back. Out of the corner of his eye, he suddenly caught a glimpse of a plump Scottish Fold cat walking slowly by the wall. After walking slowly, I suddenly thought of something, "...By the way! Are the cat ears properly put on?"
"... Of course I'm wearing them!" The unscrupulous silver-haired twins smiled and pushed their hair away together, revealing a pair of fluffy white cat ears. Then they turned around and lifted up the hem of their robes without shame, revealing a pair of The cute little buttocks that are white and tender, and the ones sticking out from the crack of the buttocks Two long furry rods, "... not only the cat's ears, but also the cat's tail is well inserted! Although it hurts a bit, I have now learned how to wag my tail! Big brother, look! Ge!" Does Litte (Hansel) have a nice tail wagging? ”
"...As long as you apply a little more lubricant, big brother can put your 'big hot sausage' in!"
"...Of course, I'm still young after all. For our safety and to prevent big brother's stick from breaking inside, it's best for big brother to have a heated exchange with Shizuka's mother first and turn the 'big sausage' into a 'Little Chive' will deal with us again! Hehehehe..."
Almost as usual, after another round of "malicious prostitution and begging to be pushed down", accompanied by laughter as clear as silver bells, the two top-quality twin lolita girls who were as beautiful as dreams flew away like butterflies, leaving only Wang Qiu rolled his eyes I was muttering to myself, "...I'm asking you to show off your cuteness! If it weren't for the fact that you two are so young, I would have pushed you two to death! You really thought I was a non-cannibal. Cat!”
——In fact, after rescuing the twins who would have turned into sadists, all the time-travelers were very worried about the mental health of their sisters. As the "owners", Marikawa Shizuka and Ma Tong specially formulated a correction plan. But the problem is, neither Shizuka Marikawa, a nudist who doesn't like to wear clothes, nor Ma Tong, a shady otaku fujoshi who loves fun, are strictly speaking normal people. And their education policy is naturally not normal. They are simply raising Hansel and Gretel as "M-Lolita living pillows."
Therefore, under the teasing, slapping and feeding of the "abnormal women", the twins, who were originally in a very problematic mental state due to their long-term "secret room confinement and training" in the red light district, soon became It's getting more and more abnormal. On the surface, it seems to be becoming more well-behaved, but In essence, he is even more perverted and wanton than before. He actually runs in front of Wang Qiu every three days to flirt with her, which makes Wang Qiu feel itchy. However, he is just pretending and never really wants to let Wang Qiu push him. (Wang Qiu didn’t dare to push such a small lolita), so Wang Qiu was so angry that his teeth started to itch.
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Back to the subject, after once again teasing Wang Qiu, the "idiot big brother", the two scheming silver-haired little angels hummed excitedly and held hands to the hall downstairs - which can lead to all parts of Europe. The [Random Door] stands here, and Doraemon has been working as a doorman here for many days. When he saw the silver-haired twins coming, his eyes were slightly surprised, but he just nodded and opened the door to let them pass.
Then, a cool mountain breeze blew in their faces, which refreshed Hansel and Gretel's spirits. Opening your eyes, you can see the snow-capped Alps in the distance, the clear lake with rippling blue waves nearby, and the lush green grass at your feet. Not far away are some very crude thatched huts and stone houses, as well as a towering city wall. It stands tall and seems to indicate that it is on the outskirts of Geneva.
Hundreds of Geneva citizens with shabby clothes and sad faces gathered on the lawn beside them. When they saw the pair of "little angels" coming out, they immediately burst into cheers... Many of them cheered... His body was already covered with rotten tumors and black spots!
Hansel and Gretel looked at each other with a smile, immediately flapped their wings, floated into the air, and hung above the heads of the Geneva citizens. Then they each took out a small book from their pockets, opened a certain page, and read He cleared his throat, raised the tweeter, and chanted loudly and gracefully:
"...Rejoice! Lucky mortals, because of your piety! You are blessed now! The power of God will heal all the pain in your body. Meow! There is something more dazzling than the sun, more bright than the holy cat Cute things, please appear in the flow of time. In your great name, I swear in this light to grant equal salvation to these lambs who believe in the Lord! Meow! (Japanese)"
The next moment, a dazzling column of pure white light suddenly descended, instantly flooding a large area. Pure positive energy full of vitality spreads everywhere, washing and purifying all diseases and filth. Those Black Death patients who were covered with malignant sores and abscesses and exuded a putrid smell a moment ago were cured in an instant, and their skin was as smooth as ever... Both patients and healthy people were so excited and grateful at this moment She burst into tears and couldn't help herself. She just knelt down with tears streaming down her face and thanked the holy little angels for showing them divine grace.
However, these devout Christians, whose hearts are filled with great joy and gratitude, probably never imagined that the two holy "little angels" flying above their heads are whispering something to each other at this moment... …
"...Being an angel is indeed more interesting than being a vampire, sister. When people wore vampire suits before, no one was afraid!"
"...With our stature, what adult would be afraid? And yours seems to be a vampire bed sex suit, right?"
"...Sister, there are so many people peeking at the bottom of other people's skirts without panties. I feel so excited! What should I do if I almost pee?"
"...Then be brave enough to pee! Dear sister! It will definitely feel better to pee on the heads of so many people!"
"...Eh? Do you really want to pee on their faces? This... I'm afraid it's a bit bad!" (face covering, shy)
"...It doesn't matter! My dear sister, these fools will only drink it religiously as 'holy water', just like those strange Japanese prostitutes we received in German brothels in the past...Sister, If you don’t pee, I will pee first! Shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhing being going but me going!”
"...Yeah - I... I really peed -"
——At the same time, the Christians in Geneva who were kneeling on the ground to worship suddenly discovered that at the feet of the two "angels" suspended in the air, a hazy mist dispersed at some point, and a small stream of water appeared. The small rainbow couldn't help but get very excited, thinking it was some good omen, or that angels were going to sprinkle holy water on them to bless them, so they closed their eyes, clasped their hands together, and sang hymns unevenly.
After a while, some particularly "lucky" people were even more delighted to feel the moisture on their foreheads and cheeks...
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All in all, under the clever operation of the Venetian businessmen, and in the face of the temptation of huge amounts of money, the "angels" with divine power signed the contract in a daze and became wage earners working for the Venetian people. The content is still about saving the world - to be more specific, it is to provide door-to-door "angel home delivery" services to cure diseases and disasters in cities where the price has been negotiated by the Venetians.
——You "angels" thought that you had found a group of Venetians to bargain for you, lest those black-hearted bastards not pay you afterwards; but the Venetians got a wonderful opportunity to use fake power to show off your strength, and you were able to fight tooth and nail during the negotiation process. Stuffing private goods inside for profit...
Then, the Venetian businessmen and diplomats used Doraemon's [Random Door] to go out separately, and with the help of the Venice Chamber of Commerce's huge business network all over Europe, they mobilized their connections in various places to deal with the various places that are now afraid of the outbreak of the Black Death. The rulers launched constant lobbying: "...Are you still worried about the spread and outbreak of the Black Death? Are you still worried about the spread and outbreak of the Black Death?" Don’t you worry that you and your loved ones won’t survive tomorrow morning? Don’t worry, don’t be afraid, the Venice General Chamber of Commerce will wholeheartedly provide you with a solution. As long as you have a generous enough offer and a small change of backward ideas, you can get the blessing from heaven. The messenger saves your home, heals the sick instantly, and eliminates the plague on the same day! No charge for curing the disease!
In addition, if you happen to be short of cash on hand, our bank will be happy to provide you with short-term loan financing at "reasonable" discounts and "preferential" interest rates, provided you can provide a sufficient amount of collateral. Service...Finally, I hope you will not try to default on your debt afterwards, otherwise, the grand occasion of God sending down fire from heaven to destroy Sodom and Gomorrah will happen over your head! Don’t say you didn’t predict what you said! ”