Chapter 51: Such a "noble" Paladin
After hearing Wang Qiu's emotional words, others were also quite sad. They felt very sorry that Knight Levi was still trapped in that backward and ignorant world and could not come here to celebrate and feast with everyone - as of now, Through them, these time travellers, in medieval Europe The chaos in the continent has turned the historical trajectory of the Black Death era upside down. The accumulated reward points in "The Book of Time" have reached more than 38,000, but they are still far away from the 50,000 required for "game-over". There is obviously still a long way to go in terms of bonus points.
So, although Doraemon's debt has been paid off, Knight Levi's medieval life will obviously continue for a while.
——If you are unlucky, it might be a long period of time.
This is because all the time travelers were previously focused on how to make money, but they basically ignored the matter of getting points from the system.
Regarding how to help Li Wei collect 50,000 reward points next, in fact, none of you here have thought about it at all, and naturally you can't come up with any ideas.
However, as if to liven up the atmosphere, Doraemon's sister Dorami also took advantage of the situation and spoke up. She raised a dumpling in the palm of her hand and said:
"...Speaking of Mr. Levi, I have some good news about him! Would you like to listen to it?"
As Dorami spoke, he took out a moving three-dimensional image photo from his pocket and showed it to everyone. It showed a beautiful young woman wearing a blue and white hospital gown, lying on a snow-white hospital bed with her arms in her arms. The swaddled baby had a bright smile on his face - "...In the future obstetrics and gynecology hospital of the 22nd century, Mr. Levi's wife just gave birth to a strong son weighing four kilograms! Now both mother and child are safe. ! ”
"...Oh! This is indeed good news! It is worth toasting to this young new father and new mother!"
After hearing Dorami's revelation, Minarika raised her glass in a daze, "... Come! Let's all have a drink for that little life!"
"...Just one drink isn't enough! Does anyone want to sing?" Teacher Shizuka Marikawa, who was also a little dazed after drinking, asked in a mumble, while pulling out a microphone from nowhere. "...There seems to be an old-fashioned karaoke here."
"...I'm a music idiot." Nan Lixiang pushed away the microphone, waved her hand and said, "...so don't look at me..."
Then, he secretly poured a lot of sake into his glass. Now half-awake and half-drunk, Takeda Takeda, or Fat Tiger, grabbed the karaoke microphone with his face flushed, and shouted excitedly, "...I'll do it first! Well, how to make this song request system..."
When Wang Qiu saw this, he suddenly trembled. He felt a chill rush from his spine to the top of his head, and even the wine was half awakened by the shock.
Hey hey! Fat Tiger's karaoke, a cosmic invincible weapon that can kill gods and demons, is it something that you mortals can listen to?
Looking back, the other people either had dull drunk faces or were so shocked that their eyes were wandering. It seemed that no one could stop Fat Tiger's demonic voice from penetrating their ears... Wang Qiu touched his chin and thought for a moment, feeling that he It's best not to be this evil person, but you don't want to let your ears endure such horrific torture - so the thirty-six strategies are the best, and it's better to avoid it for now.
"...Well, since there is such a happy event, how can we not inform the rightful owner? And the child also needs his father to name him..."
Wang Qiu casually grabbed the three-dimensional photo of Mrs. Li Wei and her son from the table, then stood up and opened the "Book of Time and Space" hanging on his waist, "...I will go and tell Li Wei the good news and inform him that day." Daddy! I’ll get you some genuine French wine by the way..."
——Then, before Fat Tiger’s first magic sound sounded, Wang Qiu’s figure disappeared from the Japanese restaurant...
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Southern France, the Provence region full of petty bourgeoisie, the city of Avignon, the Papal Palace, the temporary dormitory of "Paladin" Levi
Standing at the door of the dormitory, classmate Wang Qiu put on the [Angel Suit] again, then coughed dryly and shouted to Li Wei who was said to be taking a nap inside:
"...Ahem! Levi - are you in there? I have good news for you!"
Unexpectedly, what answered him was a high-pitched scream full of spring!
"...Aha~~~"
This voice was so melodious, so passionate, as beautiful as the singing voice of a lark, Wang Qiu couldn't help but be confused for a moment.
The next moment, he heard the sounds of various things being knocked over from inside the room, as well as Knight Levi's angry and embarrassed screams, and an unknown woman's lustful scream full of charm and reluctance...Wang Qiu could You can imagine what a scene of endless spring there must be.
After a while, many naked and beautiful women ran out of Li Wei's room, holding their own clothes, laughing and playing, and passed by Wang Qiu who was guarding the door. Among them are a saintly nun who wears a headscarf but is naked, a plump and charming lady with swaying breasts, a blonde lolita with delicate and childish appearance... There is even one wearing a gold crown with skin as white as milk. The graceful lady!
"...Queen Joanna of Naples?!" Wang Qiu's eyes widened in disbelief and he muttered subconsciously.
"...That's right, this handsome angel brother, are you interested in coming to see my beautiful buds? You don't have to pay!"
Queen Joanna, the naked little widow, waved to him generously, and even said this to Wang Qiu provocatively. In the end, she giggled and gave Wang Qiu, who was blushing, a kiss. Blowing a kiss, he turned around and left with his bare butt swaying...
In an instant, Wang Qiu felt as if a ball of cotton had accumulated on his chest, making him somewhat out of breath.
——Brother Li Wei, we were originally worried that you would be lonely alone, but we didn’t expect that you are so blessed and live a more comfortable life than anyone else! It's just a matter of having nuns in the Papal Palace, but they even have sex with the Queen! Are you worthy of your sister-in-law who just gave birth to a fat son?
Well, Wang Qiu actually knows that, as the saying goes, men become evil when they have power. As long as conditions permit, how many men would not want to cheat? At present, Livy is staying in medieval Europe where the concept of chastity is weak, or in the Kingdom of France, where the folk customs are the most "romantic" (*****), where monks have nuns, nobles have lovers, and noble ladies hook up with knights. It has always been common for Livy. This glorious title of "Paladin favored by angels" , coupled with a pretty mixed-race appearance, I don’t know how many ignorant girls and young women with high status can be lured into his arms... According to the trend of this era, for these slutty women, being able to sleep with a paladin may be a good idea. What an honor and qualification worth showing off!
Not to mention that Levi also has many gorgeous and beautiful modern gadgets in his hands, each of which can arouse the starry eyes of medieval women.
But the question is... Why did such a good thing come to his advantage, but no woman came to me?
Seeing Li Wei's happy face hugging him from left to right and enjoying endless happiness, Wang Qiu's heart was filled with jealousy, envy, and hatred!
Of course, even if a medieval European woman came to offer herself a pillow mat, Wang Qiu would probably not accept it - not to maintain the holy image of angels (there have been so many blackmails, and even if you want to be holy, you can't be holy) ), but Marikawa Shizuka and Minami Rika, the lily lovers, grew up together. He had said it from the beginning. If Wang Qiu wanted to maintain a close relationship with them, he could not have sex with "women from outside". Otherwise, if they got any diseases from outside and then infected them, they would have to follow her. Wang Qiu, who couldn't control his lower body, broke off their relationship...
It is better to have one bird in hand than ten birds in the forest. Wang Qiu still understands this basic principle, so lust is not that serious.
The problem is, even if Wang Qiu is not so lustful and lustful, whether he can attract a woman's embrace is still related to the man's vanity, which is also a matter of face... Seeing that he seems to lack attraction in the hearts of women Wang Qiu couldn't help but feel a little sour in his heart.
(Actually, he went too far in pretending to be cool. The "angel"'s personality is too high. Most women feel ashamed and dare not come to flatter...)
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In short, when classmate Wang Qiu, who was full of jealousy and hatred, rolled his eyes and walked into the bedroom, Li Wei had just put on his pants and was looking for a shirt with his upper body bare, "...what the hell happened! Look! You are so anxious, brother Wang Qiu," he muttered with displeasure.
"...Well, it's actually nothing serious. My sister-in-law gave birth to a son for you." Wang Qiu found a chair to sit down and said calmly.
"...What? I have a son?! This...this is so great!!! What name should I give him?"
Hearing this explosive good news, Knight Levi jumped up in surprise subconsciously. Unfortunately, he couldn't stand still and fell to the bed... Then, he saw several threads of different colors on the sheets. Long hair, as well as various stains and blood stains...
"...Ah...Hahaha, that...you also know that if your wife is not around, you will inevitably feel a little lonely..."
Looking at these traces of having fun with a group of women just now, and looking at Wang Qiu with a straight face, Li Wei scratched his hair in embarrassment and said with a wry smile, "...it just so happened that these poor women had just been killed by the Black Death." I have lost my father, husband and brother and need to be comforted..."
"...Yes, so you, the paladin, took them to bed and stripped them of their clothes, and practiced 'negative distance' comfort, using your thing to wash away their sins, and let them, from the deepest part of their bodies, Feel the holy warmth from heaven..."
Wang Qiu continued to roll his eyes and complained, "...How should I put it? Brother Levi, I can't understand it. After finally traveling through time, you will definitely want to treat yourself and open a crystal palace or something to enjoy. Before you When my wife was still here, I'm afraid she took a closer look at you. Besides, your status wasn't high enough at that time, and you didn't have any desirable targets for your pursuit of sex. , that’s why you acted like a good husband. Later, your wife was no longer around, and there was a halo of a paladin on your head, but then came Doraemon, a guy who is said to be very moral, but you. I have to rely on Doraemon's magical props for almost everything. Just in case, I have to hold it in and don't dare to say anything.
Now, Doraemon has gone back to pay off his debts, but there are mountains and seas of women who take the initiative to seduce you, and each of them has a distinguished status. There are all kinds of ladies and ladies, even the queen of Naples and the countess of Provence, or you All the female bosses come to you for sex, which makes you want to conquer. Moreover, having sex with a nun in a church is also a kind of blasphemous pleasure, and naturally you can't stand it... But the problem is, you have to touch your conscience. When your wife is not around, you are so uncontrollable in having sex with a woman. Isn't it right? The sister-in-law who gave birth to your son in the hospital? ”
"...So please keep this matter a secret for me, okay! Please! This is my once-in-a-lifetime request, brother Wang Qiu!"
After hearing Wang Qiu's resentful complaints, Li Wei immediately made a tiger landing with a playful smile, knelt down on the bed and kowtowed to Wang Qiu, "...You must not let my wife know! She just gave birth to a baby, and her body is I must be very weak and mentally unstimulated..."
"...You knew this was going to happen and you still fucked me? If a few more days pass, I'm afraid you'll even have illegitimate children and illegitimate daughters, right?"
Wang Qiu sighed, but finally let Li Wei go - after all, he is not a moralist who can't rub his eyes out, "...Forget it, let's leave it like that! Anyway, I'm not a private detective hired by your wife, so I have no obligation. There is no intention to destroy your family harmony. Just be careful and don't write these affairs in your diary or collect them. Weird souvenirs like women’s body hair (European women at that time didn’t wear underwear or bras, and they didn’t even wear socks very much. If the fetish in modern Japan was over there, it would have to be taken directly from the woman’s body. Plucking hair), just showing off in front of Madam-in-law... By the way, will anything big happen after we leave?”
"...Ah...Thank you so much. After you left, everything was normal. It's just that the Venetians want to do some big business..."
——After Doraemon raised the money, he took all the time-travelers "angels" back to the 22nd century to handle the loan repayment procedures, leaving only Paladin Levi, the polished commander, the Venetian " The "Angel Home Delivery" paid rescue service naturally had to come to an end.
Next, just as Doraemon estimated, the Venetian authorities, who had just defeated the Black Death, had already sensed the impending food crisis sweeping Europe after observing with their own eyes the tragic scene of abandoned farmland in the countryside, and began to They used their huge merchant fleet to purchase wheat, barley, oats and other staple foods as well as storable foods such as salted fish and bacon, and prepared to hoard them to make huge profits. Unfortunately, the effect is not very good - the traditional food exporting countries around the Mediterranean are all the same with corpses everywhere, fields and ruins, commercial trade has basically collapsed, even if you hold gold, silver and gems, you may not be able to get much food, let alone Not to mention that the Venetians currently only have money orders, pottery and linen... Almost all of their original gold, silver, jewelry, livestock and horses, and high-grade wood have been taken away and pawned by travelers who are eager to raise funds.
So, seeing that the channels for importing grain from old customers were not smooth, the Venetians wanted to develop new sources of goods, and sent people to beg Li Wei, hoping to use the [Random Door] to go to the legendary rich and wealthy place. Go east, import food from places like India and China and sell it.
In addition, after the Black Death, the population in various parts of Europe dropped sharply in an instant, and the labor force would obviously quickly become extremely scarce. Therefore, the shrewd Venetian merchants not only plan to use the [Suite Gate] to do food business, but they even plan to use the [Suite Gate] to engage in human trafficking!
"…Sincerely sell Indians from the Ganges River, the best farmers in the world! Affordable prices, hard-working, good at farm work, small appetites, servile, and rarely make trouble. They are your best choice to supplement the manor's labor force! And bring your own The talent of being immune to the Black Death is really a rare good slave in the world, a chosen slave, a born slave. Buy it now, buy ten and get one free, the more you buy, the more you get, the quantity is limited, first come first served !
There are currently three options: Indian male slaves, Indian female slaves, and Indian eunuch slaves. In addition, we also provide services for baptism and conversion of pagan slaves..."
Wang Qiu couldn't help but feel his eyelids twitching as he looked at the propaganda manuscript drafted by the great writer Boccaccio in his hand with ecstasy, "...But, half of Europe's hard currency has been looted by us. , what should the Venetians ask the buyer to offset the debt? ”
"...You can directly use land or tax cards to pay off debts, or buy on credit." Li Wei replied, "...The Venetians will accept everything..."
"...Okay, I'll go back and discuss it with everyone." Wang Qiu rubbed his temples with a headache, "...By the way, do you have any high-end French wine here? It's best to be a famous brand! They asked I brought some red wine back as a souvenir to commemorate this trip..."
"...Well, speaking of it, it seems that the Papal Palace doesn't really have many famous wines. Europeans' wine cellar storage technology is not up to standard these days. The best famous wines are all brewed and drunk now... Speaking of the highest-end famous brands French wine, it must be Bordeaux wine.”
Levi frowned and touched his chin, "...Speaking of Bordeaux... By the way, there is something I almost forgot! The princess of the Kingdom of England just arrived in Bordeaux and was preparing to marry in Spain. But the wedding party was encountered in Bordeaux. He was infected by the plague, so he sent a letter to me asking for help..."
After hearing this piece of news, classmate Wang Qiu's expression changed suddenly and eventually became very strange.
"...Ahem, if I'm not mistaken, it should still be the era of the Hundred Years' War between England and France, and you are loyal to the King of France!"
He stood up from his chair in disbelief, "...How could a princess of England ask for help from a warring enemy country?"
"...An enemy country? This is not necessarily the case! You must know that the nationalist ideology has not yet emerged in these years, and the Marigold dynasty that ruled Britain was the first to cross the sea from Normandy, and also had a large number of territories in France. So during the Hundred Years War In the early days, the French nobles did not regard the English royal family as foreigners, but as "frontier princes who conquered England", which was probably similar to the Anxi Protectorate in the eyes of the Tang Dynasty people. "Li Weilan. Leaning on the window sill complacently, he whistled and replied, "...even the current King Edward of England still speaks French as his mother tongue, and maybe he still considers himself to be French...and Most of the battles in the Hundred Years War were actually the French Civil War: a French-speaking English king led a group of French lord knights to attack another group of the same French lord knights..."