Chapter 75: The new unit is a leprosarium? ! (Part 1)
PS: To explain, most universities do start on Monday, but some also start on Friday, and then take a weekend off to let freshmen get familiar with the environment, and old students to preview the textbooks, and then officially start classes next week. This can prevent the opening ceremony from taking up time during the teaching week and making the class schedule difficult to arrange.
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Entering the first Friday of September, the opening day of Longkongshan University.
The brutal heat wave was scorching the earth as always, and no one could feel the cool autumn breeze in the streets and alleys.
Although the calendar has turned to September, which is supposed to be cool and bleak, southern China, which suffers from the greenhouse climate, is still experiencing sweltering heat.
Wang Qiu, who looked quite depressed for some reason, walked into the university campus sweating profusely under the scorching sun, wearing a sun hat and a white T-shirt. For his major in the Chinese Department, after entering the fourth year of college, the main content is to find a work unit for internship - except for the final graduation thesis defense, there are basically no courses required. On.
Therefore, after the end of the junior year, except for those guys who failed last semester and need to make up the exam, or those whose internship is near the school. Most of the students have moved out of their dormitories, left the campus, and even left the city. Occasionally, if something happens, they can only be contacted by phone.
However, on the day when school starts in September, everyone still has to come to the school to report, meet, and go through some procedures with the school teacher.
Sitting in a hot and stuffy classroom, Wang Qiu kept wiping his sweat with a handkerchief while drowsily raising his ears and listening to the young head teacher with a mustache spitting on the podium. He kept talking about various things to note during his internship during his senior year.
In this stuffy classroom without air conditioning, even though the overhead ceiling fan whirred at full speed, the atmosphere was still as unbearable as the room temperature. Almost half of the students in the class did not come due to leave. The remaining students were either playing with handheld devices and reading magazines, talking on their mobile phones in low voices, or dozing off in a daze, as if they couldn't wait to get this. The boring class teacher who is nagging you should hurry up and get out of here.
Alas, life is as ordinary as ever! However, isn’t this what happens to every ordinary college student in this world?
However, as a reincarnation person who survived the catastrophe from the infinitely terrifying main god space, Wang Qiu at this time was no longer an ordinary college student. Those extremely exciting, bloody and terrifying extraordinary encounters that ordinary people would never experience in their lifetimes had once become commonplace for him. But the dull and boring daily life in the past has become an out-and-out luxury for Wang Qiu...
Fortunately, no matter how bizarre the process was, and no matter how many sequelae were left, he finally escaped from the cold and murderous "Lord God". The most terrifying encounters on the line between life and death have now become memories, leaving only a wonderful feeling of fulfillment and exhaustion.
Well, why do you feel like you are the protagonist of a Japanese anime?
——In most Japanese animation works, those magical girls who save the world, the high school witches who slay demons, and the hot-blooded young magicians who are in the explosive period of youth, no matter what earth-shattering things they do at night and on holidays They have done big things, defeated a few demon kings, or saved a few planets, but during the day from Monday to Friday, they still have to go to school step by step... At most, they only skip class a few times.
Damn, this is absolutely unscientific!
Fortunately, Wang Qiu's campus career was basically over before he really stepped into that extraordinary and strange world - although theoretically speaking, Wang Qiu was still a student at this time, and it seemed that he still had one year to study. But in fact...well, everyone understands...
Sighing, Wang Qiu looked around this familiar classroom with some nostalgia and the classmates who were about to leave.
This may be the last time they sit in a classroom before returning to write their graduation thesis next year.
However, as a person who has already entered the "other world", will I really be able to come back alive and write my graduation thesis by then?
Wang Qiu sighed with infinite melancholy again, expressing deep doubts about this without confidence.
"...Hey! Brother Wang, are you having a good time in the urban management team recently?! Is there any hope of being retained?"
While Wang Qiu was distracted, a classmate wearing a red hat and yellow uniform suddenly came over and spoke to him in a low voice.
"...Oh, it's Fatty Hu! Long time no see! I've been doing pretty well lately. As for being retained...do you think the treatment in the dog-fighting team is good?"
After recognizing the person with sleepy eyes, Wang Qiu rolled his eyes, sighed, and said with an infinitely complicated expression.
Fatty Hu, whose full name is Hu Jingshui, weighs more than 200 pounds by visual inspection. He and Wang Qiu were classmates in high school. After going to college, they entered the same class in the same department, and they had a pretty good relationship. When Wang Qiu entered the urban management dog management center as an intern this summer, Fatty Hu found an internship with a courier company through the school... and then failed to find one for almost the whole summer.
——Just as the class teacher laughed at himself at the beginning of the semester, "Our college students in the Chinese Department are just a brick of the socialist motherland. They can be moved wherever they are needed." Due to the current global economic downturn, jobs are hard to find, and even interns are obviously Oversupply, Wang Qiu, a classmate from the Chinese Department of Our internship unit is really full of weird things. There are very few guys who can sit in the office and do secretarial work. Going to the express delivery company like Hu Jingshui is already considered a good job. It is said that there are people who go to the countryside to guard small reservoirs... I just don’t know that there are No one goes to the mountains and forests to be a hunter anymore.
Of course, no matter how unconventional their internship positions are, they probably won't be like Wang Qiu, who unfortunately becomes a reincarnation in infinite space and has to struggle to survive in life-and-death battles... Wait, maybe it's true. There may be! Although it should be said that the probability is relatively small...
"...Haha, the treatment level of ordinary newcomers in the urban management team may not be very good, but you are a famous fighting hero! If a model pioneer like you is not willing to give special treatment and promotion, the urban management team will The team leader is such an idiot!”
Fatty Hu smiled and patted Wang Qiu on the shoulder, cheering him up and saying, "...Stop being humble, classmate Wang Qiu! I have seen your glorious achievements in the newspapers! All the leaders in the city have Special commendation! Brother Wang, you are so powerful!”
After hearing Fatty Hu's compliment, Wang Qiu was stunned for a few seconds, and his mind turned around several times before he remembered that the other party was talking about the first day of his internship, when he fought with a pack of dogs alone with a stick, and ended up with bruises all over his body. He was carried to the hospital and was commended as a "dog-beating hero" for his tragic fight.
Well, speaking of it, that fierce battle between one man and more than a dozen wild dogs, which shocked the world and made people cry, seemed to have happened more than two months ago.
Logically speaking, if this kind of thing happened to ordinary people, it should be regarded as a glorious deed worthy of bragging for several years.
But the problem is, when I was half-beating the dog (actually, I was chased by the ferocious dogs and had no way out), I got an unlimited space for an inexplicable advertising call, and I suffered a lot during the period. I almost lost my life in it. Finally came out, and finished the second half with the evil dogs, but then quickly returned to the world of Doraemon, and traveled with Doraemon, who was burdened with a huge debt of 300 billion, through different worlds to save the time traveler and... Having robbed homes and scraped land, this "little thing" had long been forgotten... Sure enough, it was because I had experienced so many big adventures that I had forgotten this relatively "mundane" past?
Fatty Hu! Don't look at me so adoringly. If I tell you truthfully, in addition to a few wild dogs, I have personally killed thousands of humans and zombies, witnessed hundreds of nuclear explosion mushroom clouds, and personally experienced an entire planet of humanity. The collapse and destruction of modern civilization was once regarded as a savior angel by millions of white Europeans. I wonder what you would think?
Wang Qiu continued to sigh in a tangled mood, while looking up at the sky in boredom, and at the same time muttered perfunctorily, "...it's not bad! I didn't think so much at the time. I saw a dozen dogs heading toward me. I rush forward, even if I don’t want to fight with all my strength..."
"...but there is one strange thing! Yesterday I happened to go to the urban management building to deliver a courier. I originally wanted to chat with you, but I looked around and couldn't find you... You usually Where is the office you are staying in?" Fatty Hu continued to ask.
Regarding the question raised by Fatty Hu, Wang Qiu could only continue to look at the sky speechlessly.
...This...I can tell you that now I received a black dog tooth from Professor Guo who teaches Marxist philosophy in our school and a bunch of weird documents from the General Staff to the Dragon Group to the Communist International, and became the urban management dog tooth international column A glorious member of the country, he will definitely win glory for the country in the future, fight out of the country, out of the earth, and into another world in one go? Even if he is a god, he still wants to kill for you?
If I were to confess to you so truthfully, you would probably just think that I had a relapse of my chuunibyou!
Of course, if you just want to find an excuse to get rid of Fatty Hu, it is still easy.
"...Well, I have now completed the procedures for ending my internship and am no longer staying with the Urban Management Brigade! My mother just came back and asked me to follow her to Shanghai to work in the hospital where she is the director..." Wang Qiu replied casually without thinking - in fact, this is indeed the truth.
"...Eh? Are you going to follow your mother to Shanghai? You really don't plan to work in our urban management brigade! Tsk! It's such a pity that you have a reputation as a dog-fighting hero... It's hard to find a job these days! "Fat Hu looked at him in surprise at first and sighed with regret, but then suddenly Ran realized something, and his eyes suddenly lit up, "...wait! You just seemed to say...that your mother is the director of a hospital in Shanghai? Wow! That's a first-class super golden job! No wonder you can't watch it Why did you end up with such a good mother when you were working as an urban management officer? ”
"...Stop talking about me, tell me about yourself!" Wang Qiu quickly changed the subject, "...How was your time at the express delivery company this summer?"
"...What else can I do? Just work around there! But at least I can get a free lunch."
Fatty Hu stretched out in boredom, and then changed the topic back to Wang Qiu, "... By the way, which hospital in Shanghai is your mother the director of? Is it a famous brand hospital? She Do you have the idea of letting you carry on your mother’s business this time?”
"...A son inherits his mother's business? How is it possible?! The majors are completely different, okay! Fatty Hu, are you stupid?"
Wang Qiu rolled his eyes, "...and it's not a big, famous hospital in the city, it's just a small hospital in the suburbs!"
"...Oh, a small hospital in the countryside is not bad! It's still the golden job that so many people dream of! Even a mental hospital is better than my job at a courier company!" Fatty Hu curled his lips disapprovingly, "... I'll wait for you later. You’ve gotten ahead of yourself, but don’t forget our old friends!”
"...I remember it wasn't a mental hospital - my mother is not a psychiatrist... She didn't even fully cure her chuunibyou..."
Wang Qiu muttered softly and took out his mother's business card from his pocket, "...I can't remember exactly where it is, but it should be printed on her business card. Let me see... ...Shanghai Pudong...A red international leprosy hospital?" "...Leprosy Hospital?" Fatty Hu, who was still looking eager, suddenly jumped away without realizing it. ……