Chapter 77: This country is defended by lunatics? !
In the suburbs of Shanghai, the "Red International Leprosy Hospital" sells dog meat as sheep's heads
Although it bears the name of a hospital, there has never been a patient in this place, only a group of strange people and strangers.
Sitting on the sofa in a corner of the office, Wang Qiu habitually held his chin with his right hand and squinted his eyes as he looked at this so-called secret base for superpowers.
From the details, every part of this room is quite normal, but when put together, it looks so breathtaking...
First of all, in the leadership-specific position with its back to the window and the doorway, where the lighting is the best, there is a modern steel-tube glass plate structure writing desk, and behind it is a majestic-looking black leather desk. A swivel chair with a backrest and a beautiful large celadon vase.
Although this seat looks majestic like a boss or leader at first glance, the desk is filled with candy boxes, bags of potato chips, cakes and desserts, as well as various magical girl comics and figurines. This majesty was completely destroyed.
Even the large celadon vase behind her does not contain flowers or fake flowers, but many gorgeous wands, plastic swords and small parasols. At first glance, they are necessary accessories for various magical girls in COSPLAY, such as the famous "Heart of the Rising Sun", "Thunder Axe", "Sword of Oath of Victory", etc., and even a pink chainsaw that is unknown... Well, it seems... it looks... it should be fake Let’s do it!
Wang Qiu’s mother, Ms. Wang Meiling, who is now in her forties but seems to have not yet graduated from secondary disease, is wearing casual clothes, sitting behind this messy desk, leisurely wearing a rabbit-shaped hat. He was wearing headphones, looking at a laptop, and glanced at the screen from a distance, which seemed to be playing a certain recently popular TV series - Hey, hey, as a leader, you take the lead in not doing your job during working hours, is that okay?
On the right side of the room is Senior Sister Ma Tong's desk, well, to be precise, it's a computer desk. But whether it is a computer host, a screen, a speaker, a mouse, a headset or even a keyboard, they are all decorated like a Christmas tree with various cute stickers and gorgeous shiny ornaments. On the small bookshelf next to the computer host, there are also a series of "Emperor of the Sunrise", "Kiss with Dad", "Baby Game Club", "Start Becoming a Demon King Today", etc., which are enough to make normal boys blind. BL Danmei comics, as well as Lily masterpieces such as "The Holy Virgin" and "A Girl Falls in Love with Her Sister"...
At this moment, Senior Sister Ma Tong was playing a certain female-oriented love game on the computer, concentrating on watching the beautiful young people and middle-aged people on the screen embracing each other affectionately, with sexual affection radiating... from time to time, it was still in the corner of her mouth. There was a hint of a lewd smile on his face.
Hey, this place doesn't look like a secret base, or even a serious office. It looks more like the activity room of a university animation club! And it's the kind of rotten girl with a strong atmosphere... In addition, Senior Sister Ma Tong, this office computer that you decorated with a girlish atmosphere is not your thing, but belongs to Guo Guo, who has not met her so far. Comrade Yi! How are you going to explain it to him after he comes back from his business trip to the south? I hope I haven’t deleted his office files stored on the hard drive!
Wang Qiu rubbed his temples with throbbing veins, sighed deeply, and looked back to the left side of the office. The desk assigned to him - this desk was finally a little more normal. To be precise, it was There were no stationery or documents on the table. Only Hansel and Gretel, the Romanian silver-haired twins, were sitting on both sides of the table. On the table in the middle was a chess board. The two little lolita were holding the chess pieces, concentrating on... lying lazily on the desk. He took a nap on the ground, drooling in a daze, and babbled in his sleep very cutely.
"...Meow meow...so many marshmallows...I can't eat any more..."
——There is no way, children are very easy to get sleepy, even the pet lolita who was raised as a sex device since childhood is the same...
Turning your sight slightly at an angle, you can see that on the balcony outside the window, Marikawa Shizuka and Minami Rika, a pair of lily friends, set up two beach chairs, and then lay naked and open on them, bathing. The sunshine in Shanghai is still extremely hot in early autumn, so there is no need to worry about being People spied on it - this place was deserted, surrounded by high walls, and in the whole building there was only Wang Qiu, a little man who had already had sex with them... After getting Ms. Wang Meiling's permission, they could I feel more relaxed than at Wang Qiu's house, and I can get naked as much as I want!
In short, such a mind-blowing and bizarre combination appears in the office of a national unit at the same time. There are so many points of complaint that can be derived from it. Comrade Wang Qiu has been focusing on complaining for twenty years. I felt that my skills were not up to par, so I could only remain silent... So, a quiet atmosphere filled the office in the afternoon, with only the faint sound of snoring and clicking on the keyboard still vaguely audible.
In such a drowsy tranquility, Wang Qiu managed to hold on for a while, and finally couldn't help but speak before dozing off.
"...Mom, you are really relaxed here! Why don't I see you doing any work from morning to night?"
"...For a department like ours, not having jobs is a good thing that benefits the country and the people! My dear son, do you really hope that there will be natural and man-made disasters and monsters running rampant in our country?! Or are you in a hurry to travel through time? In the next world, save those reincarnations? ”
Wang Meiling continued to watch the TV series played on the computer and replied without raising her head, just taking off her headphones.
"...Well, it's best to wait. Doraemon has been lazy since he paid off his debts. He seems to be procrastinating and reluctant about new adventures, and he lacks this Strong reinforcements, I always feel that I am very worried, I don’t know which world to choose..."
Wang Qiu scratched his hair and said with a sad face, "...Those seemingly more dangerous worlds, without Doraemon around, I really don't dare to enter easily, and those safer different worlds don't seem to be There is no need to be too anxious. Anyway, the newlyweds trapped inside won’t die for a while, and maybe they can still live comfortably! For example, if they find a prince, they can have three wives and four concubines..."< br>
"...It's over now! Wouldn't it be nice to have a few days of leisure?" Wang Meiling curled her lips, "...Besides, it's not like your mother hasn't done any work these days. She hasn't been doing anything since Doraemon." Did Meng buy a lot of magical props and select samples to hand over to the country?”
"...Yes, you bought two thousand [Bamboo Dragonflies], eight hundred [Air Cannons], one hundred bottles of [Sound Coagulant], forty sets of [Mini Home Satellite Combinations], and ten [Automatic medical kit], five [clockwork submarines], five [space lifeboats]...and dozens of boxes of [magnifying lamps], [zooming lamps], [translation konjac jelly], [time] Furoshiki], [Camera Replacement], [Replica Mirror]... A total of 800 million yen was spent when paying the bill! Not to mention the little money allocated by the boss! Even your son has been through life and death! The little personal money I have saved is almost gone! But no matter how much I buy, it can’t be used in our world!”
Wang Qiu spread his hands with a grimace - Doraemon's magical props are indeed very good and powerful, but they almost all use a thing called "Full Metal" in the Doraemon world. Unfortunately, although this "full metal" can be used normally in the world of Doraemon and the other world connected to "The Book of Time", it fails to work in the "main plane" where Wang Qiu lives. The result is that the magical props They've all become trash and fake goods here.
"...You can't say that! At least after I read this book [Instant Arabic in One Day] at Nobi's house, I still maintained this skill after returning to the world here." Wang Meiling retorted disapprovingly, and at the same time Pausing the TV series playing on the computer and switching to another online video, "...When I watched these videos before, I could only guess what they meant, but now I can understand them..."
Wang Qiu looked over with some curiosity and found that the background of the video was a desolate desert. A masked camouflage soldier holding an Arabian scimitar was beheading a hostage wearing an orange prison uniform. A masked man in black robes was holding a beautiful scripture and was shouting slogans such as "Holy War", "The True God is Great", "All heretics should go to hell"...
Regarding his mother's above-mentioned bad taste, Wang Qiu said that he could not comment at all, so he had to sigh, sit back on the sofa, and flip through the study materials of the new unit - it was actually a notebook transcribed by Ms. Wang Meiling. Unfortunately, The handwriting is really sloppy, and even Wang Qiu, a son, has a hard time reading it. However, some of the cases recorded in it are quite interesting, such as sanctioning a living Buddha in a Tibetan area who reincarnated without the approval of the relevant departments, sending someone to escort the newly born reincarnated soul boy to the religious management department to complete the procedures and accept fines and downgrades. .
In addition to these cases, according to the descriptions in the notebook, the locations where domestic supernatural organizations such as the Urban Management Dog Tooth International Column are stationed usually bear the signs of mental hospitals and leprosy hospitals. Logistics management auxiliary personnel without special abilities disguise themselves as doctors and nurses in records; while front-line combat personnel with special abilities disguise themselves as patients... Of course, for the sake of concealment, covering up secrets, and avoiding affecting the masses, , it is indeed understandable to use such disguised names for organizations with superpowers - people with normal IQs will generally stay away from leprosy hospitals. No matter what strange noises come from the mental hospital, they will not arouse doubts in others. But the problem is, in this case...
"... From the perspective of organizational structure, the combat effectiveness of our country's supernatural organizations is mainly composed of 'non-establishment personnel' such as urban management temporary workers. And from the perspective of map distribution, a considerable number of our country's supernatural organization strongholds with real combat effectiveness are It also existed in the form of mental hospitals and leprosariums. That is to say, in the eyes of outsiders, our country's supernatural front is just a group of lunatics and lepers! Oh, my thinking is going to be confused. What will happen when the national security depends on a group of lunatics and lepers? He looks so crazy!" Wang Qiu was a little crazy.
"... You are so superficial, son. This is just a cover identity. It's not like there are really lepers and lunatics living here... Well, there are indeed some people with special abilities who always seem to be talking. , but it’s not really crazy after all!” Wang Meiling curled her lips in disapproval, “… Speaking of which, there are really people in the United States who are planning to rely on prisoners to achieve ‘re-industrialization’! Isn’t that unethical?”
Wang Qiu couldn't help but be silent again for a while - given that the United States has over-developed finance and hollowed out its economy in recent years, the level of national consumption has remained high and labor prices have been too high, which has seriously affected the recovery and development of domestic industry. In this regard, a few scholars who lack moral integrity have proposed such an unscrupulous solution, which can be called a 21st century replica of "sheep eating people": because workers' wages are too high, they migrate to Isn’t it possible for overseas low-value-added industries to be relocated back? So as long as the strong laborers are imprisoned on charges, they don't have to pay wages, labor costs can be reduced to the limit, and with certain tariff protection, the domestic manufacturing industry in the United States can compete with China's manufacturing industry.
Therefore, at this moment, the U.S. government has put 2.5 million citizens in prison and placed more than 6 million people under "corrective supervision" (forced community labor, residential surveillance, etc.), which can not only eliminate social instability Factors can also provide capitalists with enough cheap labor, but the quantity seems not enough... I wonder if the superpowers in the United States simply use the name of "prison factory" to cover it?
If this is really such a scam, the "mental hospitals" and "leprosy hospitals" here in China are just the same... Just as he was thinking so wildly, Wang Meiling had already finished watching the TV series and looked back at the sun setting in the west with a look on her face. Stretched out comfortably:
"...Okay, it's almost time to get off work and go have dinner! Today we drive to the city to eat at Pizza Hut! Finally, let's see if there is any new news on the intranet... Well, in Vladivostok (Vladivostok), Russia In a place in the suburbs, hundreds of our country's veterans and thousands of members of the public gathered abnormally? Do you suspect there is organized crime, cult or ** activities? This is a matter in the Northeast, and we can't get involved... ”
"...Looking further...there is another announcement that is a private matter for employees. An old comrade who is about to retire has passed away because of his wife. In order to avoid being hurt by seeing the things, he wants to give away the pet dog that his wife raised before his death...a small flower dog. Plus half a year’s worth of dog food, son, do you want it?”
"...I want it, I want it! But can it be cooked first? And don't add dog food, just a pack of condiments!" Ma Tong turned around and responded happily.
"...Oh——Senior Ma Tong, don't act stupid now, just play your fujoshi game with peace of mind..."
Wang Qiu rolled his eyes helplessly at Senior Ma Tong who once again jumped out to act stupid and cute. Since this incredible adventure this summer, this seemed to have become his habitual action, "... By the way, then Is Senior Guo Yi still on a business trip? "
"...Ah... Guo Yi is actually very lucky this year. He seems to have found something in Guangdong and Hainan Island. It seems to be involved in an arms smuggling case, and he has also contacted Interpol... Continue Maybe you can actually get a promotion due to your merits!”
Wang Meiling replied, patting Wang Qiu on the shoulder at the same time, "...Son, maybe you will take over his position in the future!"
The corner of Wang Qiu's mouth twitched, and he suddenly found that he didn't know what to say...
However, before he was aware of it, a series of earth-shaking changes had already occurred on the land of China.
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PS: I recently read a novel about traveling through the Spring and Autumn Period and becoming a prince. The writing is mediocre and the ideas are vulgar. It’s about climbing the technological tree, blasting troops, blasting mines, and singing conquests. However, there is a small problem. The name of the protagonist’s country is “Hu State.” ”, so a very funny situation emerged: the protagonist smugly planned how to unify the Central Plains, but then he suddenly thought that if he succeeded, there would be no Han people in the future, and the whole world would be barbarians...
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In addition, after traveling through the late Ming Dynasty, the scene where political commissar Guo ran to Ziming Tower in a Chinese tunic suit to teach his son Guo Yi a lesson must also be quite interesting. Also, many readers may not have seen the beginning of the original version of "Stealing the Ming". I would like to explain here that Marshal Huang Shi Huang is actually a member of the Lingao Five Hundred People, but something went wrong when he traveled through time and he fell into the world ten years in advance. Liaodong before that (at that time, the proposal and concept of "Lingao Qiming" were discussed collectively on the forum for too long, but the actual writing was relatively late. Instead, "Stealing the Ming" was written one step ahead), and thus achieved great achievements alone.