Chapter 32: Inviting the political commissar father to visit the brothel (Part 2)
PS: I had a sudden illness in the past two days. I felt very uncomfortable and had a fever, so I stopped updating for two days. Please forgive me.
I’m still not feeling well now, so I can only say that I’ll try my best to maintain stable updates starting from the weekend.
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By the end of the fourth year of Chongzhen's reign, the street appearance of Guangzhou City in this time and space has been greatly influenced by the "Australian thieves" from the 21st century. Buskers "pulling Australian films" and running back and forth with bells waving all over the streets rickshaws, vendors selling cigarettes and popsicles, mirror powder and needlework favored by ladies and gentlemen, as well as soft drinks and "kwa" enjoyed by wealthy and idle people. "S" (Russian low-alcohol sparkling wine made from bread), kerosene lamps for lighting in wealthy households, rattan-shell thermoses commonly available in brothels and restaurants, summer-relieving ice cubes sold in large quantities in summer... needless to mention, etc., especially As soon as you walk to Huifu Street, the atmosphere on the street appears completely different from other places in Guangzhou, and it is even more different from the mainland cities of the Ming Dynasty.
——Considering that this area is someone else’s territory after all, Guo Yi still didn’t make such big moves when running the Guangzhou station. But now, as the "Australian warships" swept across the Pearl River and bombarded Guangzhou, frightening all the officials and gentry in the city into silence, the whole situation in Guangzhou Station has opened up. Everyone knows that the industries under the names of these "Australian thieves" have soldiers. The horse was backing up, not daring to offend at all, and almost all the streets were designated as "Australian" territory. Therefore, after Guo Yi renovated Zizhenzhai and Ziming Building, he simply hired people to renovate the entire Huifu Street in the past six months. He turned up the bluestone slabs on the road, dug down half a meter, and paved a layer underneath. The slag is then compacted with a stone roller, and the bluestone slabs are put down vertically, and cement is used to joint the slabs. Because Weifu Street is a relatively low-lying place, there has been water accumulation all year round, so Guo Yi also ordered people to dig a drainage channel on the street and install a cement floor drain. The drainage channel leads all the way to a building behind the street. In the big pond. After the self-generated generator of Guangzhou Station is completed, two rows of bright street lights will light up along the street, as well as colorful light bulbs decorated in Ziming Tower and Zizhenzhai (with the technical capabilities of the Lingao Senate, it is not possible to make neon lights for the time being. ), which amazed the common people and became a must-visit scene in Guangzhou for tourists.
Moreover, for long-term considerations, Guo Yi also arranged for soldiers from the Guangzhou Station of the Senate to patrol in groups of four to maintain public order and street hygiene. Anyone who caught petty theft and "demolition" Like others, they were sent to work as coolies at the Guangzhou World Construction Site.
As a result, just like the foreign concessions at various Chinese treaty ports during the Republic of China, Huifu Street under the rule of the "Australians" suddenly became the best and most exciting street in the entire city of Guangzhou. It was originally because of "Australian business" "And now the city is bustling with people, and every inch of land is valuable.
Although it is already New Year's Eve, under the illumination of electric lights, Welfare Street is still bustling with people at night. There are scholars and gentry who are pretending to be pacing, there are also drunkards who are staggering around, there are also prostitutes who are smeared with makeup and coquettishly soliciting customers, and pimps who are full of smiles and describe themselves as lewd... In addition to the wide robes and big sleeves In addition to Ming Dynasty clothes, it is not uncommon to see pedestrians wearing various Chinese tunic suits, pullovers and other "Australian clothes". From time to time, people set off firecrackers and fireworks on the street, and there are children laughing and playing with various toys, or showing off their lucky money to their friends. In the center of this bustling night scene, the brightly lit Ziming Building, the "Australian Gold Selling Cave", is even more joyful and grand.
——After learning that the big boss Guo Yi’s father brought a group of “relatives” all the way from his “homeland of Australia” to see his son, the entire Ziming Tower was in a state of shock. Several foreign Jin gentrymen who were familiar with Guo Yi came forward to congratulate him (the local Jin gentrymen all celebrated the New Year at home, and only outsiders would visit Ziminglou to eat flower wine on New Year's Eve) - because these Ming Dynasty natives had already joined the " "Australians" have been communicating with each other for a long time, so no one was surprised by Professor Guo's Chinese tunic suit, and thought everyone in Australia wore it this way. The chef at Ziminglou worked very hard to show off his skills. He was willing to sell all kinds of good things such as lobster, abalone, and bird's nest, and even opened a jar of authentic ten-year-old Shaoxing Huadiao wine.
Those handsome male servants and beautiful waitresses were also full of flattering smiles, shouting "big master" non-stop. If it weren't for Guo Yi's presence, I'm afraid someone would have flirted with each other - Homosexuality in the late Ming Dynasty It is popular and there are many rich men who are good at masculinity, so naturally there are also many men who sell their butts. As the top entertainment venue in Guangzhou, Ziming Tower has to fully consider customer needs and launch a number of basic services...
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However, despite facing a table of pure natural and pollution-free delicacies from the mountains and seas, the flattery of so many servants and maids, and a whole opera troupe playing and singing, Boss Guo Yi's father who "traveled thousands of miles" to find his wife, is currently Guo Jing, a professor of Marxist philosophy who serves as the political commissar in the team, still looks extremely sad. The other travelers who accompanied him also had embarrassing expressions on their faces, as well as distorted moods.
There is no way, why is this scene so weird, so unexpected, and so awkward?
——Ever since they learned the sad news that their son was missing, the Guo family has been anxious and worried all day long, unable to eat or sleep, fearing that their son would suffer something. After a lot of hard work, he traveled to this world, and then rushed to Guangzhou for several days. He suffered a lot along the way, but in the end he discovered that Comrade Guo Yi, who had been eating up his wages in Qingshui Yamen, actually got such a huge share of industry here. , living a good life of pampering and servants, waistline At least one or two feet wider, and with a fat head and big ears, it is simply more comfortable than vacationing in the Hawaiian Islands - not to mention Professor Guo, even Wang Qiu, who just traveled two days after a long journey Outsiders feel an unknown fire burning in their chests, okay?
We are as tired as a dog trying to save you, but you are living such a nourishing life here - it is really unforgivable!
Not to mention that after the reunion, Guo Yi didn't know how smart he was, but he actually took his father and several juniors to visit a brothel in front of his female boss (Wang Qiu's mother Wang Meiling)... Although Wang Qiu also I know there is a last resort in this, but it still embarrasses your father’s face! You know, Professor Guo is the legendary old political commissar and old party member who is "made with special materials". He may not be able to control other people's brothels. But even his own son has opened a brothel. He has not yet used the iron fist to educate this bastard son, but he is already very restrained!
Moreover, what would your mother think if she found out that you took your father to a brothel? I'm afraid I'll be so angry that I want to break your legs!
——Wang Qiu is basically certain that whether it is his mother who likes gossip or the senior sister Ma Tong who can't control her mouth, they are all afraid of chaos in the world, and most likely will not keep this secret for the Guo family and his son... ...Perhaps it would be a good idea to bring the old lady here now?
Wang Qiu thought so evilly in his heart, a mischievous smile appeared on the corner of his mouth.
At the same time, Guo Yi also clearly felt that his father seemed to be in a bad mood, and the expressions of others were also very strange, but he didn't know how to ease the atmosphere. For a moment, his brain short-circuited, and he actually called two of his Women "Zhidao" and "Yiliu" give gifts to their father - according to In the establishment of the "Australian Bandits", the two Ming Dynasty indigenous women recruited by the time travelers were said to be "life secretaries" and "confidential personnel", but in fact they were just "Xiao Mi", mistress and "tong". Synonymous with "house maid", but one of them also mastered the skill of sending telegraphs.
In short, Guo Yi, a modern bachelor, was still very lucky in the late Ming Dynasty. Although these two girls are both under twenty years old, they can definitely be regarded as little beauties, with their iconic oval face and delicate willow eyebrows. , a straight bridge of the nose, except that the eyes are not too big, and the lines of the facial features are in line with modern people's aesthetics. After binding the feet for too long, the walking is a bit awkward, but the mouth is sweet, and there is a body that is ready to serve others. ability.
It has to be said that Guo Yi's strange move is indeed a bit wrong - as a relatively traditional Chinese old man, no matter how upright Professor Guo is, at least he still values future generations, just like those who worry about how to provide for their children all day long. Like parents who are looking for a partner, he has been looking forward to his son being able to start a family as soon as possible and have many children, so that he can have grandchildren and enjoy family happiness...
Therefore, when he saw the two "daughter-in-laws" Tingting coming up to say hello to his father-in-law, Professor Guo, who had always had a bad look on his face, became kind and cheerful. Because I couldn't find anything good for a while, I took off the watch on my hand and the pen on my chest and gave them to the two little girls as meeting gifts. At the same time, he also asked Guo Yi if he had any grandchildren... Unfortunately, the answer was a bit disappointing.
But something went wrong next time - when political commissar Guo learned that Guo Yi had a concubine, and she was a time traveler...
"...The mistress of Ziming Tower? Pei Lixiu? My son! Why don't you bring her out for me to see?" Lao Guo asked curiously.
"...Well...she went back to the Lingao headquarters for a meeting, and she has a working relationship with me. She is developing a relationship with a lady in Guangzhou through the housewife route!" Guo Yi slurred because he drank a few glasses of wine. He replied - but everyone here automatically ignored the second half of his sentence, thinking that this guy was shying away, "...but, there are photos of her taken in modern times hanging on the wall over there. If you are interested, You can take a look.”
After hearing this, everyone turned around and saw that on the screen wall in the lobby, there was indeed a large framed color photo, imitating the way Westerners like to hang oil paintings of portraits in their living rooms. I saw in the photo a beautiful lady in ancient costume. Her towering temples seemed to be pulled casually on her head, but a few strands of hair were just right hanging on her slightly undulating chest. She couldn't finish her dress. Totally lazy and beautiful. The bright and charming face with oval seeds, shrouded in gauze, the crystal pink skin is as good as hibiscus compared to snow and frost. A pair of eyes full of autumn water, clear and blurred, and under the small and straight nose are pink lips as thin and tender as rose petals, which are even more plump. Every frown and every smile is full of charm, which is thrilling.
Under the big photo, there were many small photos hanging. When everyone got closer and took a closer look, they found that they were photos of the same beauty in various disguises, including a female knight in military uniform, a gothic lolita, a lady in police uniform, and an angel in white. , girls in kimonos to female magicians, everything is available, showing all kinds of charms. Even though they are subjected to all kinds of visual bombardment on the modern Internet, Wang Qiu, Ma Tong, Wang Meiling and Liu Chaozuo were also amazed by it.
"...Tsk, tsk, this Miss Pei Lixiu is indeed an extraordinary and ever-changing beauty! Xiao Guo, you are really blessed."
Touching the beautiful pictures on the wall, Wang Meiling couldn't help but praise, "...but why does it look familiar?"
"...Do you have an impression of her appearance? Well, this is not surprising. Before time travel, she was already a famous Internet celebrity, or a graphic idol - of course, compared to Pei Lixiu, Among the names, perhaps the two online names of 'P Ji' and 'Pepei' are more famous..." Guo Yi grinned slightly drunkenly and whispered.
"...Pepei? P Ji? Oh, I remember it! Are you talking about the famous Hong Kong transgender political commentator?"
Ma Tong frowned and thought hard for a moment, then suddenly gave a high-five and said with sudden realization, "...That is a domestic Internet idol on the same level as South Korea's Ha Lixiu and Thailand's Shemale Queen Boa! I remember before and after her transition, He often appears on TV shows and even published a book!”
"...That's right, it's this transgender P Ji." Guo Yi said with a smile, "...To be honest, before traveling to this time and space, I really didn't expect that those guys could recruit such Internet celebrities. , and is also used as the final decisive weapon for "lady diplomacy"..."
Just when he was halfway speaking, he heard a loud "bang" behind him - everyone was startled and quickly looked back, only to find that Political Commissar Guo had collapsed to the ground at some point, his left hand tightly pressing his right hand. Chest, face livid, with a very painful expression. The time travelers and the servants and maids of Ziming Tower were frightened for a moment. In the end, Wang Meiling managed to calm down, went over to take a look, and then quickly said: "...Hey, Lao Guo seems to be having a heart attack! Look! Look at him You didn’t bring any first aid medicine? What? No? Hey, forget it, son, take out Doraemon’s [automatic medical kit]. Since this thing can even cure the zombie virus, it must be able to cure it too. Heart disease..."
At the same time, Guo Yi was dumbfounded, "...What is... happening to my dad? Is it necessary to be so excited?"
But at this time, everyone else was busy rescuing Professor Guo and didn't pay attention to this stupid son. However, the time-travel version of Xiangshan County Magistrate Liu Chaozuo came over and whispered to Guo Yi, "...Brother Guo, this is your fault! Look at what immoral things you have done in this world?! Again How can you put them all in front of your old father? You have to understand his heart! Heart, if you suddenly see that your son has not only become the owner of a gay nightclub (although he is still mainly heterosexual and only caters to some gay needs, but it still looks very conspicuous), he has also married a transgender who used to be a man. How do you feel when you become a concubine? ”
Guo Yi suddenly broke out in cold sweat, sweat, and sweat... "But, I really didn't have sex! It's just a purely working relationship with Pei Lixiu."
"...Don't tell me about this matter, you should explain it to your parents!" Liu Chaozuo shrugged, "...Poor parents in the world!"
Fortunately, in order to prevent Professor Guo from doing anything irrational when he lost control of his emotions, after initially easing Professor Guo's condition, Wang Qiu used the "Book of Time Travel" to send him back before he woke up. The modern world was left to his wife for placement and care... Well, I hope that when Guo Yi travels back in time, his parents won't have his legs broken! But at least this hurdle is over for now. Next, after eliminating all kinds of unexpected interference, everyone was able to truly talk about some serious matters...