Chapter 49: The Millionaire Pretender (continued)
In midsummer, in a noble mansion in the capital of the Bajas Empire, on a large and exaggerated long oak table, there was squatting a... or rather a light pink translucent object that was dangling like jelly. Gel, obviously, this is a very cute looking slime.
At this moment, this pink slime is squinting its eyes happily, enjoying the attention and caress of a group of beautiful ladies and ladies!
"...Good girl! This is a birthday gift I specially got for you when I was on hunting vacation in the border forest! Do you like it?"
The beautiful lady wearing a low-cut gorgeous dress raised the pink translucent slime to her chest and said with a smile.
"...Ah! So cute!!" A little red-haired girl who was also wearing a low-cut long skirt immediately jumped up when she saw this and held the cute slime in her arms, "...Well, it's so slippery. , it’s soft and feels great! I can play with this little thing for three years! By the way, what does it eat?”
"...Leaves, hay, bread, barbecue, you can eat everything! Of course, you can't feed it anything that is too hot..."
"... Then I'll give it a try by feeding it a small biscuit... Haha, it actually ate it! It's still smiling with a smile on its face!"
"...Hey! Mom gave this to me! I should hug it first! Bring this cute little thing back!"
Another little brown-haired lolita wearing a thin summer dress suddenly pursed her lips and widened her eyes, "...Sister is robbing someone else's things again!"
"...Hey, Lelia, don't be so stingy! What's my sister's is my sister's, and what's my sister's is still my sister's!"
"...Margaret, stop making trouble!" The noble lady persuaded her two daughters with a wry smile, "...Come and let Lelia give it to her for a hug~"
In short, during the fight between mother and daughter wearing low-cut long skirts, the slime players enjoyed the ultimate **** squeeze.
Pooh yo yo! Pooh yo yo! The pink slime showed an expression of excitement and joy under the squeeze of the three pairs of vaginas.
Hmm, I can actually be held in my arms by charming big sisters as a slime! What an achievement!
Far away in another world, an obese otaku player wearing 3D stereoscopic glasses looked at the virtual erotic scene and was immediately moved beyond words!
Oh oh oh! Is this a paradise? ? There are lolita and mature women! ! It’s really a gentleman’s paradise with everything you need!
Ah... If I really traveled there, I would definitely be jumping for joy at this moment...
He thought this while lightly tapping the option on the virtual screen, causing the slime to spray out a stream of volatile liquid with a charming fragrance.
——According to the original game character setting, the aroma emitted by this pink slime is like an insect-catching plant, used to lure various flying insects into a trap and then prey on them... But here Well, the objects it seduces have become beauties, one big, two small, and three!
"...It smells really good! This little guy can also wear perfume?!" the red-haired girl Margaret said in surprise.
"...Well, it seems to be a mixture of mint and rose aroma. Fragrant and cool! It feels so comfortable!"
The beautiful lady also said happily, while rubbing her face against the slime's slippery skin, and even kissed it, "...Lelia, come and smell it too!" She spread the fragrance The tangy pink slime was raised in front of his youngest daughter Lelia.
"...It smells really good! Mom! Can I hold it to sleep at night?" Lelia took a deep breath and said intoxicatedly.
"...Yes, but remember to wash this little thing well! Dirty pets are not allowed to be brought into the bed..."
"...Okay...I will definitely wash it in the bathroom today..."
While the slimes in the other world were enjoying the embrace of beauties, the fat nerd players on the earth saw the new prompt message with bright eyes:
"...The plot mission [Being slapped and fed by the beautiful big sister] is completed! The plot mission [****** kiss] is completed! Obtained the title [Slime Life Winner]! Do you want to accept the next advanced mission, [ Women's Bathroom Adventure]? (YES/NO)..."
——This made him couldn't help but think of the fragrant scene of the beautiful girl's family using slime instead of sponges in the bathtub to scrub their exposed skin... "...Hmm, I can't help it, I'm going to have a nosebleed... hurry up and get it done" Post a few screenshots on the forum to show off the girls and let those losers blind their eyes!”
From this, it seems that this wonderful time for pink slime players will continue for some time...
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Of course, not every slime player who has entered the civilized society of another world has such a glamorous situation full of benefits. Some of them became toys for naughty children and suffered various tortures at the hands of these innocent and curious little guys, such as being sprinkled with salt. Other slimes were taken by old ladies or old men to be raised with cats and dogs, and they were picked up and picked up by these curious animals all day long, and the cats were even used as balls of yarn to roll around. There are also some slimes that are kept in taverns. Because of their strong digestion ability, they have become walking trash cans, moldy bread, chicken bones, bad wine, waste paper, and even smelly rags. They were all left to be processed or "eaten" by these poor slimes.
However, this is not the most tragic experience. The most unlucky slimes even fell into the hands of some wretched men, ogres, and goblins. Then, because of their size and feel, they were used as airplane cups, and they were put on the crotch thing and jerked off hard. ...In short, those slime players who fell into such a humiliating situation usually chose to self-destruct and practice again before being covered in white turbid slime.
But no matter what, a considerable proportion of slime players have been very successful in the other world, gaining experience and leveling up to reach the top. On the other hand, cats, who once became the preferred race of players when the game was first launched, generally had a miserable life...
——In this online game that travels through a different real world, among the four racial characters for players to choose from, golems are inanimate objects that do not need to eat or drink, and there is no need to worry about starving or freezing. If you can keep up with the undead army controlled by the Great Tomb of Nazarick, you can also enjoy a series of free logistics services provided by the Great Tomb of Nazarick Golem Workshop, from lubricating oil, polishing rust to replacing parts. .
Slime is indeed a living form, and it is slow in movement, has poor mobility, and has dull senses. It is not good at hunting at all, nor is it good at climbing trees and picking fruits. But fortunately, slimes have excellent digestive functions and are never picky about food. Even if they only eat grass, leaves, bark and insects, they can still survive. As long as they don't wander into the desert without eyesight, they will usually be able to survive. There is no danger of starving to death - there is a significant risk of being eaten or trampled to death.
The little goblin is small in size, has a very small appetite, and has wings and can fly. The fantasy world when the game is launched is also the spring and summer season when everything is sprouting, the vegetation is lush, and full of vitality. Just find something casually Wild fruit nectar and the like will prevent you from starving to death. If that doesn't work, you can also take advantage of the goblin's natural affinity for plants and use the gardener-like goblin talent to make the trees grow a fruit just for you.
The situation of cat people is even more tragic. On the one hand, they are living creatures and cannot go hungry; on the other hand, not only do they eat a lot, but they are also quite picky - more picky than any anorexic child on the planet! I won’t eat anything other than fish! Because unlike omnivorous dogs, cats are essentially carnivores like tigers, and their intestines and stomachs have difficulty digesting plant starch...
If they were a group of real cats, they could survive in the wild by catching mice, birds, and fishing. But the problem is that from the perspective of that world, the cat people logged in by these players are really a group of "cat-shaped puppets" with clumsy movements and dull reactions. Even if mice and birds appear on the screen, they usually cannot be caught. Live. The ultimate result of a first-level rookie Catman wandering the world alone is to starve to death along the way. Even if he successfully sneaks into the kitchen of a resident's house to steal, his reaction speed is not as fast as that of a real cat, so he can easily be beaten to death by a housewife with a broom!
Additionally, these kitten people are at an extreme disadvantage when it comes to competing for household pet jobs. Regardless of their coat color, body shape, and cuteness skills, the fact that they often "sleep" for more than twenty hours a day (players can usually only be online for a few hours a day) is enough to make the indigenous humans in other worlds deeply criticized—— It seems to be a relatively normal thing for slimes to fall into dormancy, and those slime players that "fall into dormancy" can be stuffed into cages or wooden boxes by their owners and used as home decorations. Anyway, they are just like translucent glass industrial products. Quite beautiful too. But if it were a bunch of lazy cats that couldn't wake up no matter how they barked, and couldn't catch mice, who would be willing to raise them? It looks like it’s been infected by the plague!
What's worse is that even if these cats lose their moral integrity as living beings, they want to join the army of the undead and follow the logistics system of the Great Tomb of Nazarick. Demon King Ainz would be stingy with a few mouthfuls of cat food, but these cats As a small living creature, if a starling is mixed with undead such as lich, ghost, zombie, etc. for a long time, then the body will soon be eroded by negative energy, and it will suffer from all kinds of weird diseases, followed by hair loss, peeling, etc. He suffered from sores and pus... and his death was extremely miserable.
The worst thing is that Kitten players generally cannot transform into cat-shaped undead such as cat zombies, cat skeletons, and cat lichs...
In addition, even if the player has superb skills and has the ability to solve the cat food problem by hunting or stealing on his own, during the offline period, the kitty person will turn into a motionless "dull cat". If he cannot find a suitable hiding place, Location, such "dumb cats" will most likely end up miserable. For example, when a little cat man was crossing the grassland, the player encountered an emergency and was forced to log off and leave immediately. As a result, when he went online again the next day, the cat lying frozen in the open grassland had been regarded as the corpse of a dead cat by crows, and was pecked full of holes...
Although any game player is not afraid of death, in this game system where "registered players can get a daily salary of 50 yuan" every time they die, the player will at least lose their level and equipment, and money will be deducted... So those Players who want to make money by playing games still take this very seriously.
——Of course, even if players of other races switch to this problem, they will still be helpless. Many of the golems that were massacred by the undead army failed to find a good place to hide when they were offline and were standing still. They fell behind and escaped from the protection of the army, and were then smashed by human warriors who took the opportunity to seek revenge. They were turned into pieces of scrap metal, or pushed into dry wells, cellars, and the like, and then covered with earth and rocks and buried alive.
However, despite the above-mentioned inconveniences, more and more players are choosing the Golem again. After all, compared with the other three races, Golems still have obvious advantages. At least during the offline standby period, they are the least likely to be killed. It’s easy to gain experience and upgrade, just follow the army of the undead and kill everywhere. Although killing puts moral pressure on ordinary people, what else is there to do in an online game if you don’t fight and kill?
In fact, from the perspective of the indigenous intelligent life from another world, few of these online game players on Earth can be called good people. All the players have never regarded the indigenous people in the "game world" as the same kind. Instead, they have a game mentality and regard them as NPCs that can be chopped off at will and experience points that can walk. They are far worse than ants. It's not as good as even if you slaughter a city and destroy a country, you won't have any psychological pressure.
If possible, even if they wanted to spread the T virus in another world to create a biological crisis, players would not blink an eye - because in the eyes of players on earth, what they did was just playing a game similar to "Plague Inc." "It's just a game.
What's more, even those who participated in this operation and knew that there was a real world behind the screen had no sympathy for the lives of indigenous humans in the alien world - after all, this alien world was far away on the other side of the server. , it really lacks a sense of reality.
Instead of getting entangled in some inexplicable moral and ethical issues, it is better to treat it as an online game simply and clearly.
In short, as the number of players logging into the different world has increased dramatically, especially after reaching more than one million, even if most of them are weak chickens at the first and second levels, even if they are not adaptable to this "over-realistic" game. But just the countless riots caused by their game characters messing around in the alien continent were enough to greatly distort the plot of the original work, causing Wang Qiu's reward points to roll in like a waterfall. In addition, it is also worth mentioning that when the cute versions of slimes logged in by earth players, with their cute round and translucent drop-shaped appearance, they entered the indigenous human society of other worlds as "new pets". . Those little goblin players with strong mobility also flapped their translucent little wings, swimming in the bustling cities of the other world, and showing off to a great extent...